Statuses about a newborn son from parents. Cool statuses with the birth of a boy or girl

Finally, my son was born! The path of a new life has begun! Let your heart beat smoothly! There will be happiness and love with him!

On your birthday you received the most important gift - life!

Nowadays storks can only be seen on bottles of Moldovan wines. There is no one to bring children.

The phrase “we found you in the cabbage” took on a specific meaning after the decision was made in Russia to pay 250,000 rubles for the birth of a second child.

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Before the birth of their first child, the family had not yet become real.

I want to hear words of gratitude when you hold my exhausted but happy hand in the ward where your son is born.

Giving birth to a son is like turning into a butterfly. They also wrap it and wait for it to turn from a cocoon into a miracle.

The biggest miracle inside me is my son!

A beautiful newborn, a wonderful daughter, made me the happiest!

There is no greater happiness for a man and woman than the birth of their common child!

A son, as the fruit of the boundless love of two parents, should simply be the happiest!

Getting pregnant is one thing..realizing that you are pregnant..bearing this miracle..and giving birth..god it hurts..but there are tears of happiness in the eyes..the happiest one..with the baby in her arms...he is sleeping sweetly..angel..

Happiness cannot be bought, but it can be born!

I used to be told that the stork brings babies. But, in fact, the birth of a child is a complex biochemical process in a woman’s body, caused by the influence of male influences... although no, a stork is better.

The birth of a son is like the birth of a moth - you see it, wrap it around and wait for it to turn into a butterfly.

Someday my son will break your daughter's heart.

The birth of a child is the greatest happiness in the life of a man and a woman!

May the child born from the unbridled love of such wonderful parents be happy!

My mother once told me: “there are three occasions for tears, my daughter: a wedding, a funeral and the birth of a child, and the rest is all bullshit.”

The childhood of the first child ends with the birth of the second...

For the birth of a child – 300 thousand rubles. For the death of a person – 300 thousand rubles. As a result, human life is not worth a penny...

One wise woman said: “There are 3 occasions for tears: a wedding, a funeral and the birth of a child, and the rest is all bullshit...”

I dream of giving birth to a child, so that he would walk holding our hands and joyfully shout: “These are my mom and dad!” (c)

We are born, from feelings we are children, Your baby is the fruit of great love, Let him be happy on the planet, Always healthy and with a “pipe tail”!

– Congratulations! You just had a baby!! – Gender of the child? - No, whole!

The time has come for him to be born, He has begun his circle in life, Let his heart beat evenly, May happiness and love come!

And I love you, as children love from birth... It’s just that there’s no reason...

May your son grow up healthy, May he go through life with a smile, The path of happiness is prepared for him, May the Lord take care of the guy!

My mother gave birth to my little sister on the first of April. Personally, I didn't like the joke.

There is nothing eternal in life. - Well, don’t tell me. For example, you were born, then kindergarten, then school, then graduated from university, went to work, got married, and now you and your children go for a walk, and the grandmothers at the entrance are still the same

The birth of a child is like the birth of a moth - you see it, wrap it around and wait for it to turn into a butterfly.

We are born, from feelings we are children, Your baby is the fruit of great love, Let him be happy on the planet, Always healthy and with a “pipe tail”!

Childhood is not at all a period from birth to a certain age. Just one day, a child grows up and forgets childhood fun. Childhood is a kingdom where no one dies

The general passes in front of the army and says: “Congratulate me!” My wife gave birth to triplets yesterday! Soldiers: - We are glad to try, Comrade General!

I was looking through a book about demonology and there, in the section about Ghouls, I found the following sentences: “On the right side of the Dnieper there is also a special type of Ghoul. They call ghouls there children with large heads, long arms and legs, in a word, those suffering from softening of the bones, or the English disease. Such “freaks without bones” are called ODMINS...”

Childhood is not a period from birth to a certain age. Just one day, a child grows up and forgets childhood memories. Childhood is a kingdom where no one dies. (Edna St. Vincent Millay) >”Twilight. Saga. Dawn"

May your child be happy and healthy. Let him not know the doctors. So that true friends walk side by side in life. So that sorrows and troubles may pass by!

I have only one wish: “Let my future husband, an oligarch, give me a Maserati Quattroporte for the birth of my third child,” and I still don’t need anything else! Is it true!

Let this day be not a noisy holiday, Not a red day on the calendar, But it is happy and beautiful - You have become a mother! The best mom on Earth!

Childhood is not at all a period from birth to a certain age. It’s just that one day a child grows up and forgets childhood fun. Childhood is a kingdom where no one dies

The baby has one task, to be healthy and grow, happiness and good luck to mom, flowers under her feet!

Dad, before I was born, did you want a boy or a girl more? - Actually, son, I just wanted to have a good time...

“Do you want to go to the movies? - No. I want to live with you all my life. I want to have children from you. I want you to make me coffee in the morning. But in the movies, no. Don't want"

After Russia began paying 250,000 rubles for the birth of a second child, the phrase “we found you in the cabbage” took on meaning.

Happy holiday, my love! -But today is not my holiday. Today is not my birthday, not the eighth of March. Today is Mother's Day. You must have made a mistake? -No, dear, I was not mistaken... You will be the most wonderful mother... for my children...

– Congratulations on the birth of your child!! Who did you want - a boy or a girl?? - um, well, how can I tell you... I wanted sex.

Bill Gates has a baby. The girl was named “New Folder”. 🙂

But I wanted to become your wife, give birth to a son with your eyes and my smile... but you left... and my dreams collapsed... but I will never stop loving you..

Happy parents! We congratulate you, And in the name of the Savior We wish, without embellishment, May your baby grow up affectionate and successful, May life always lead him like a beautiful fairy tale!

Do you want your child to have a birth date of 11/11/11? Then you know what to do tonight!)))

I want to marry you, give birth to a son or daughter, or maybe two at once, and just be happy knowing that you are nearby and that you are mine...

I want to give birth to your son. I want to lie exhausted in the ward after giving birth and feel that you are kissing my hands and whispering: “Thank you, dear.”

Getting pregnant is one thing.. to understand that you are pregnant.. to bear this miracle.. and give birth.. God it hurts.. but there are tears of happiness in the eyes.. the happiest.. with the baby in her arms... he sleeps sweetly.. little angel..

When we were little we always dreamed: 1- go to school, 2- go to college, 3- get a job, 4- get married, 5- have children... And now we want one thing - to be small and go to school kindergarten…

“Do you want to go to the movies? -No. I want to live with you all my life. I want to have children from you. I want you to make me coffee in the morning. And to the cinema, No, I don’t want to...”

but I don’t care about your end of the world and other prejudices, I still need to study, find a job, get married and have children, you know, somehow it’s not until the end of the world now.

Children must begin to be raised from the moment their parents are born!

I saw a lot, I did a lot of different things...Only three main things, I didn’t have time to do...Build a house, grow a tree, give birth to a son...And yet in life, the middle is approaching.

How often, as children, did we hear the phrase from our parents: we are giving this to you now, but this is for your birthday...

A cassette with a German film became the reason for the birth of a second child.

My mother once told me: “There are three occasions for tears, daughter: wedding, funeral and birth of a child, and the rest is all bullshit!

Our joy is immeasurable, But it cannot be compared with yours. Let him drink the sweetness of life with a full cup!

And I love you, as children love from birth. Just like that, for no reason.

What did your parents give you for your birthday? - Life.

Honey, let's drink so that at least one of our children is born healthy!

For some reason, many women think that having a child and becoming a mother are the same thing. With the same success one could say that having a piano and being a pianist are one and the same thing.

May your child be happy and healthy. Let him not know the doctors. So that true friends walk side by side in life. So that sorrows and troubles may pass by!

The truth that you understand after the birth of a child: everything that is stored in inaccessible places is retrieved in 28 seconds; a tube of toothpaste is enough for half a wall and a door :))

This is what you guys need... you don’t like giving love... you don’t like affection... you don’t like care... you don’t like sex... maybe you should give birth to a child so that you can enjoy it for life?!

happiness cannot be bought. but he can be born!

Girls don’t want the end of the world: they want to get married and have children... men hope for the end

Today is the first day in the world Your beautiful baby lives, May all children be healthy, Good luck in life, dear swift!

Giving birth to a child means deciding to let your heart walk outside your body from now on and forever.

I DO NOT want to give birth to your baby, I want a whole football team!)

Let this day be not a noisy holiday, Not a red day on the calendar, But it is happy and beautiful - You have become a mother! The best mom on Earth!

A real man must give birth to a son, plant a tree and build a house. And he doesn’t care who will raise this son for the rest of his life, water this tree and clean this house.

The “my son was born” statuses are dedicated to everyone who experienced this significant event. Be sure to tell your friends on social networks about it!

How do you feel when your son is born? Happiness…

Usually mothers expect girls, but I am an exception to the rule. My son was born and I am very happy about it.
I really can’t understand how I’ll ever scream at this little miracle...
Everyone around says that children are happiness. And it seems that this is understandable, but in fact you have no idea WHAT!
The only man who could touch my heart is my son.
Today I am not concerned with any problems in the world. I am a father who has a son.
I love my wife madly because she gave me such a son!
May your life be as clear as the day you were born. Happy Birthday to you, little son...
Today I have wealth. Not money, but real wealth - son.
I didn’t kiss the hands of women until one of them gave birth to my son...
I look at his tiny face and understand: for his sake I will do anything, everything in the world. I love you my baby<3
Someday you will have your own life completely. In the meantime, you are only mine, my son...
I'm ready to endlessly scream about love. And all because my son was born early in the morning!
There is no need to wait for the best moment. I am happy today because I have a small miracle.
You are a continuation of my family, so I love you incredibly. P.S. Your young daddy.
Only when you have children do you realize what real, genuine love is.
You were just born, and I’m already dreaming about how we will play football together. Grow up quickly for the folder!!!
Don't be afraid of anything. You have a powerful support. And this is your dad.
Eh, girls, I wish everyone to become mothers. This is such happiness that we all simply cannot understand.
And even though I am a very young father of a very small baby, believe me: for real happiness I don’t need anything else.

A son is a charming joy for a mother. Son is an incredible joy for dad

When you have a child, you simply don’t have enough time to come up with an original status. Fortunately, these are precisely the phrases that can be found among the statuses about the birth of a son for a mother.
Know, son, you are the most beloved child in the world.
Today I myself gave birth to the most wonderful son...
You will be the reason for my sleepless nights, but you have already become my happiness!
His little hand, his little eyes, his little everything. God, I am the happiest in the world.
I pray to God: if only you grow up healthy and joyful. And I will endure all the hardships, believe me, son...
It was difficult for me, but now I understand that everything was not in vain: I became a mother.
I will be the kindest for you, you will see.
Today I realized what happiness is worth: I gave birth to a son.
I don't need flowers, I don't need any congratulations. The main thing is that I have a son, and this is not discussed.
They say you can't buy happiness: they say it right. Happiness can only be born!

I won't give you to anyone...

Short statuses about the birth of a son are the cutest phrases that can exist. They are equally harmonious for both young mothers and new fathers:3

It takes a wonderful baby to unite a family.
I couldn’t even imagine that my son would be so handsome from birth.
When your son is born, you must be there.
A son is not born for oneself or a spouse. He is born for him!
Don't forget to thank the Universe for your son.
I had such a good son that I’m afraid of being a bad mother...
What kind of postpartum depression is there with such a son?!
I was crazy with joy when my wife brought out an envelope with a little miracle...
I felt proud of myself. I became a father!
I would show how handsome he is. Sorry, you can't take photos.

Maybe it's just hormones. Well, let it not interfere with joy

If you become a mom or dad, nothing can compare to what happens in your soul. Unless - statuses about a newborn son.

I swear! I would kiss your little nose.
My husband and I cannot argue which of us loves our son more. Although in fact we both know: we love him equally.
Are babies wrinkled and ugly? Rave! My son is the most beautiful in the world.
Why is my son a king? Yes, precisely because I was born when I wanted to 😀
Whenever you were born - winter, autumn, summer or spring, I would love you the same. Because you are mine.
I found the meaning of life. More precisely, she gave birth to him herself.
What is a sense of life? Today I learned about it from my wife when she let me hold the baby in her arms.
My son... You don’t need to prove anything to anyone, because you are already loved infinitely by me.
Today my heart beat strongly not from pain, but from incredible love for you. My son…
I don't regret any money, I don't regret anything. Just to know: my son will grow up to be a real man.
I thought I wouldn't be happy anymore after I had my son. But then I had a second one:3

God exists. I know it was he who gave me my son!

The status “I gave birth to a son” is for those who believe that there is no dearer person than their own child. And even if he doesn’t understand your words at all, be ready to express your warmth.

I thought that my son would make his dad happy. But I was the happiest!
Finally there is a boy in whom I can completely disappear. And this is my son.
There is greater happiness than a son. And this is if you have two sons.
Little, little sun. I love you to bits!
You can't show babies, but I want to show it to everyone. He's so handsome!
And yet there are men for whom I am ready to do anything. This is my husband and son.
Just think about it. This little miracle will now sleep with me. Because I am his mother.
What difference does it make who you look like - me or your husband? The main thing is that he is ours.
A son is definitely needed. Especially if you have a beautiful daughter.
Just a little more and you will call me mom. In the meantime, you are just a baby.
All my happiness is the cry that came from the lips of my baby. I was in unbearable pain, but now I am unbearably happy!

Set a status about your newborn son, regardless of whether you are his mother or father...

Beautiful statuses about my son

The totality of emotions experienced by parents with the birth of a child is very large. The feeling of delight may be replaced by sadness, but this is always a manifestation of care and interest in your own baby. The statuses about their son are beautiful, just like the feelings of mom and dad for their little copy.

"You can stop loving all men in the world. Except your son."
"The son is the protector whom the Lord sends to the woman."
“It seems that all the love in the world is concentrated in one beautiful sound - the ringing laughter of our son.”
“Do you know what a happy family is? When a son, when asked where his parents are, puts his hand on his heart and says: “Here!”
“No book is as interesting as my naughty son.”
“I’ll probably never stop being proud of my son.”
“Son! I ask God for one thing - that you be happy. And I will love you in any way.”
"I will lay down my life on the altar of your destiny, son."

Statuses about your son with meaning

With the advent of a baby, the life of a family changes dramatically. Parents no longer belong only to themselves; they realize the importance of their own behavior and influence on the growing person. Statuses about the birth of a son always reflect the meaning that each parent puts into this event.

"Only a mother can teach her son to be a gentleman and behave correctly in the company of women."
"Sons leave the family one at a time. And they return in pairs."
“With the birth of my son, I no longer needed cosmetics. After all, I carry the main decoration by the hand.”
“From early childhood I have treated my son like a man. Let him get used to it.”
“No lullaby can contain all the tenderness that a mother feels.”
"It's not hard to raise a son. It's harder to be happy when you see yourself in him."
“I want to have time to absorb all the joy from every day spent next to my son.”

Funny statuses about your son

How much joy the birth of a child into the family brings to parents! How many funny moments can anyone remember when his son took his first steps, distorted words that were new to him and came up with original names for existing objects, as he mastered dancing and a bicycle. Statuses about the birth of a son and the pleasant emotions associated with it are below.

"This man always hugs and kisses for no reason. He makes tea from tree leaves and treats me to it. He dances to cheer me up. He is a real man, whose only drawback is that he does not like to go to kindergarten."
“Son, because of your tricks my hair is turning gray! - Mom, that’s how much you had to fool around to do this to your grandmother!”
“In a family of optimists, when a son says that he broke a window at school, hit a physical teacher with a ball, pulled a girl’s pigtails and got an A, they are happy that the child is an excellent student.”
“Future parents of a boy should stock up not only on diapers, clothes, a crib and a stroller, but also on bandages, brilliant green and bandages.”

Touching statuses about your son

Statuses about a son are meaningfully filled with pleasant experiences associated with the child’s growing up, his exploration of the world and the formation of his character. More touching moments are hard to imagine.

“Our son has two hearts beating – his mother’s and his father’s.”
“Sometimes he commands like a general, sometimes he is capricious like a princess, but he always remains our angel.”
“As soon as a woman doubts her beauty, she can immediately turn to the most important expert. He answers this question the same way: “Mom, you are the most beautiful!”
“What a wonderful feeling it is to watch how two of your most beloved men - your son and husband - communicate.”
“Sometimes, when I lead my son by the hand, tears come to my eyes. After all, one day I will be able to take him only by the arm.”
“The surest way to prove to a man that he is the best is to give birth to his copy, a son.”

Statuses about sons

Many parents are happy educators of more than one boy. Needless to say, such families have more joy and funny stories? In the following selection you can find a status about two or more sons.

“I’ve never understood the question, who do I love more - my eldest or youngest son? It’s like choosing which part of my heart is more important to me - the right or the left?”
“They say that parents’ youth lasts until their children grow up. So: my life is endless, I am a happy mother of three sons!”
“The more sons in the house, the fewer outlets that everyone can fix.”
"The family fire burns brighter when there are two sons in the house."
“The birth of twins is a multiplication of joy, fun, troubles and diapers by two.”

Statuses about son and father

The relationship between father and son is special. In his heir, a man sees a continuation of himself; he wants to pass on knowledge and experience to him, share with him the pleasure of male hobbies and finally be proud of him, as his father once was. Short statuses about your son will help describe the whole range of feelings and relationships that develop between two loved ones.

"My son always made me think. Like the time he asked why I married his mother."
“The son will be able to understand his father when he becomes a father himself.”
"A father loves his son more than a father's son. This is because each one cherishes his own creation with all his might."
“When a father and son go to the store for ice cream, they only have enough money for beer.”
“The only man for whose love a husband will forgive his wife is their son.”
"A father is the first superhero a son looks up to."
“Never does a father show so much wisdom as when he advises something to his son.”
“The father is more happy only for his son’s successes than for his own.”
“Do you know why dads look forward to the birth of a boy rather than a girl? They dream about the toys they will give to their son.”
“I’ll teach you to fish, ride a moped and write to girls. And you teach me to enjoy every day I live.”

Meaningful statuses about your son provide an opportunity to share with others the joy that parents are filled with - the joy of being mentors, teachers and simply loved ones for a growing person.

The memory of the past will forever remain with me, in the form of my own son from a loved one from the past.

A man will do anything for his wife. A woman will be ready to do anything for a man if the man is her son.

Finally, you were born and your journey in life began. Let this path last longer, let there be happiness and love!

Parents whose child was born out of crazy, strong love will definitely see him happy!

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The low birth rate is due to storks bringing babies. They, like endangered animals, are listed in the Red Book.

My most cherished desire is to give birth to your son and hear the most important words of gratitude right in the ward where he was born and you kiss my hands and quietly whisper them.

Names in Spain are a nightmare. It seems that relatives were suddenly doused with water and the first word that came out of their mouths became the name of the born child. This is how Conchito, Juan, Hera appeared...

The birth of a son is like winning the lottery. There is a ticket, but whether you hit the Jackpot or are left with nothing, you will find out after a while.

A couple of minutes ago I was a child... And now I’m an adult. 🙂 Happy birthday and coming of age to me! 🙂

First love cannot come at 15, 17, 20 years old and will end after a certain number of years or months.. The very first love arises between a mother and a child and never ends!

Mom: “What time were you born?” Me: “At 10:20, did you forget?” – Yes... I forgot, but you have a good memory, after all, 17 years have passed! I'm shocked, but damn I remember!

My childhood diary: “The first thing I saw in my life was the kind eyes of a gynecologist. And a month later I was born!

The guy who will love me all his life has not yet been born. But he will be born. Surely, and then I will call him affectionately and tenderly - Son!

– Congratulations on the birth of your child! Who did you want - a boy or a girl? - Um, how can I tell you... I wanted sex.

With the birth of my baby, I became more confident in myself.

A small and beautiful miracle inside of me. My baby!