Rimy congratulations on the lady's birthday. Cool and funny happy birthday greetings (50 pcs.). Happy Birthday Greetings

Birthdays happen once a year. And - imagine, if every year you celebrate your birthday in a completely new and different way, and besides, not only your own, but also the birthdays of all your friends... Then in your old age you will have a whole bunch of cool memories, and you will know for sure that you didn’t live your life in vain...

If your friend is worth it and understands the joke, come up with a funny birthday greeting for him!

Probably the best option would be a draw. Play a prank on the birthday boy on the radio, or come up with an incredible story - that you are somewhere at the end of the world and we urgently need help. Imagine his surprise and feelings - he arrives at the indicated place - and there you are: with gifts, champagne and balloons...

Or organize a kidnapping. Like in an action movie. Let him think that he was kidnapped for unknown reasons - or mistakenly, and in the end bring him in the trunk of a car to the forest, where the table will already be set and a bunch of guests will be waiting.

Write a laughable birthday greeting in verse - if you can handle it - write it yourself, because who, if not you, knows the birthday boy well? Or take a ready-made congratulation from the Internet.

Go to a joke store - almost every big city has had such specialized stores for a long time. Then you won’t have to invent anything - everything has already been invented for you, and there are absolutely incredible and hilarious birthday greetings.

You can play a prank on your friend over the phone - send SMS messages to your phone from someone else’s number throughout the day, according to which he will have to complete a number of tasks, go to specified places, in order to finally receive a prize. Most likely, curiosity will prevail, and he will follow the text. And the main prize is you, with a gift and flowers, as well as a bunch of friends and acquaintances and a set table!

On your birthday
I'll become a cool athlete
Master candidate
In raising glasses!

May you live a beautiful life
I wish you a lot of beer!
In mugs, in jars and in bottles!

A case of beer in the freezer!
And so that you can cope with it,
We are already running to you!

May you always have cash
What you spend it on is a personal matter.
Maybe you’ll buy a house, a car, a dacha,
And then you can treat your friends for change!

Let your life not be sad
Cabbage crunches in your wallet
The car key is in your pocket
The TV remote is waiting on the sofa

So let's have a drink here
In the next world they won’t give it!
Well, if they give it there -
Let's drink there and drink here!

I wish everyone to love, fall in love,
Get married, have sex.
Then be fruitful, multiply,
And also have sex.

Dedicate yourself to work with ardor,
And then have sex.
Enjoy the blessings of life
And have sex zealously.

Wait for everything I dreamed of,
But still have sex.
And don’t give up on age! -
Getting old, but having sex!

It's probably time to wrap things up:
They invited me to have sex.

who drinks a lot sleeps a lot,
He who sleeps a lot does not make noise,
He who does not rattle is pure in soul,
Drink my own conclusion from here!

I wish you on your birthday
It’s not just a stupid thrill to catch -
More happiness, pleasure,
And bright sunny love.

Undivided... Divided –
Anything can happen in fate.
Be in love
Be in love -
You will deserve self-love!

Let from a loving gaze
Your heart will beat faster!
I'm glad to congratulate you,
Let luck not be silent!

Let the soul ring like a pipe!
The heart sings joyfully!
Let it be with a cheerful drop
Happiness will enter the house again!

There is no flaw in your soul
And you don't run in circles
The whole world is painted black
And you are white as a leaf, friend.

You shine brighter than all the lights,
You are no closer and more needed!
Your soul is dearer to me than anyone else
And I will share friendship with you.

From the bottom of my heart, keeping hope
On this day I congratulate you!

How many flowers are there in the world,
And there is dew on them -
This is what we wish:
Health, joy and beauty.
Let drops of golden happiness
They fall like rain,
And your heart is kind,
Does not submit over the years!
From God - happiness!
From people - attention!
Love! Hello! Prosperity!

If I have achieved something in life and I stand,
And in my love you have never been mistaken
I am in debt, in unpayable debt to you,
After all, I am only obliged to you.
Be happy, my delicate one,
Timidly loving and beloved.
You are my fragrant autumn,
Tenderly sad, necessary...

That's how you are the princess of Eiffel dreams,
All the feelings that you evoke in people,
Like that bouquet of those scarlet roses,
You only penetrate souls with happiness!

Well, what can I tell you on your birthday,
My best friend and dear person,
So that the boundaries of unprecedented conquest,
You stay and give everyone happiness, light...

We want there to be a sea of happiness,
The smile was pleasing to the eye,
So that happiness is endless,
Health is as strong as a diamond.

Beautiful women are allowed to dream!
Always dream, not only on your birthday!
Dreams are needed to make your eyes light up,
So that there is excitement. desire, inspiration...

So, let your dreams come true more often,
So that sometimes the heart turns purple,
Only because I couldn't find it
Wishes for your future dreams!

Happy birthday
And with all our hearts we wish:
To be loved for up to a hundred years
And forget all the sorrows.
Be healthy, young
And an attentive wife,
Always a good daughter
And for many years.
An exemplary mother
And a faithful friend!

Every woman has a cherished dream,
So that a woman’s beauty lasts forever,
I wish you to be a berry
So that men are drawn to take it and take a bite!
I wish you happiness and love,
And may all your dreams come true!
And so that in severe frosts,
There were roses at your feet!

Beautiful words, pleasant dreams
Flowers, flowers, more flowers...
Attentions from loved ones and relatives,
Yes, gold jewelry,
Chic phrases, burning eyes,
More flowers, more than once,
Men, so that someone is nearby.
Not just to be, but to love.
Have a great day, I'm not talking about the night...
What else do I want to say?
The stars in the sky, the brightest,
Happy holidays, gifts,
May all your dreams come true.
Flowers, flowers, flowers again.
Sunny, spring weather.
To lift your spirits,
And it’s not a sin to repeat here,
Spring, Love, Flowers for everyone!

Your holiday has come - your birthday,
And you are especially sweet now,
And we hasten to voice our congratulations,
Which you may not have expected.
We want to wish success to the sea,
Smiles, stars and silence of nights,
May trouble and sorrow pass you by,
The grievances of past days will be forgotten!

May all your achievements and hopes
Reached unprecedented heights
May there be peace in the family, prosperity in the home,
And let unrealizable dreams come true!

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Today, mom, you are 50.

Your soul is still young,
You are endowed with beauty from God!

Oh, my dear mummy,

Mommy! Happy anniversary! Fifty years!
There is no one younger and more beautiful than you in the world,
Every year you become more and more beautiful,
Your eternally young soul is not afraid of age!
Always remain, mommy, so young,
The best housewife, kind mother, beloved wife,
May your dreams and dreams continue to come true,
And your eyes sparkle with only tears of happiness!

Congratulations, mom, on your fiftieth anniversary,
I want to hug you, mommy, quickly,
Tell you warm words of love,
After all, I know you need them so much!
Always be young and healthy mommy,
Kind, wise, fair, caring and cheerful,
Let your life flow like a river,
And I will always be mommy, I will be next to you!

My mommy! Quite unexpectedly
The 50th anniversary has arrived!
It's mysterious and strange to me,
After all, you are younger and more beautiful!

You caress your children just as tenderly,
And you fly around the house like a fast bee,
And you light everyone up with fun!
Be like this for decades to come!

Excellent date today,
You are only half a century old,
And you look, mommy, twenty,
You are beautiful and it's no secret.

Please accept congratulations from us,
Bloom like a rose for many years,
And celebrate your birthday
In perfect health for up to a hundred years.

Cool congratulations to mom on her 50th birthday

Happy anniversary, dear mom!
I love you and understand you.
Today you celebrate fifty,
And tears sparkle in my eyes.

I'll hug you quietly
I wish you a joyful day.
There is no soul dearer than yours,
My beloved mommy!

Let your heart not hurt,
May the Lord always protect you.
Happiness, peace, tenderness, warmth,
May you live a bright life!

Half a century has passed since your birth, mommy,
And a lot of time has flown by since then,
And you remain as young as you were,
You don’t give in to the power of the past years!
And at fifty you look thirty-five
And you can take the best from life,
And you manage to do everything better than young people,
And the soul tirelessly attacks, strives for victory!

Fifty years old came up and said to my mother:
We will celebrate this anniversary with a bang in the restaurant!
So put on your best dress,
The evening will be hot, you know that!
Songs, dances, competitions until the morning,
And the time will not come to end our fun,
Your happy life continues
And the most interesting thing about it is just beginning!

50 is a wonderful age,
And there's no need to be sad at all,
Let the same amount of time pass
Let the soul not grow old.

Dear mommy, accept congratulations,
May your anniversary give you inspiration,
May luck accompany you
May the Lord always protect you.

Mommy, happy anniversary!
You are dearer to me than anyone else,
You, my dear,
Congratulations with all my heart!

At fifty you are radiant,
Be the happiest, mom.
Good luck, health - everywhere and always,
I very love you!

There are no words, no worthy poems,
The songs I need have not been written,
To express with them all the love
For whom our whole world is small...

Just a little, just a little, just a gram,
The tiniest, smallest piece
I'll try to give it to you, mommy,
In your congratulatory lines.

Happy anniversary to you, my dear!
Fifty is a trivial age.
For the soul, like your white-winged one -
Only acceleration for ever new aspirations.

I wish you, my love,
Don't get sick, don't be sad and don't grow old!
You, tenderly guarded by an angel,
You will live as a beauty until you are a hundred years old!

It's mommy's anniversary!
Dear, just don’t get old.
Always be so perky
Proud, sweet, rebellious -
And be happy too
There is a long way ahead.
Let him be generous to you,
He won't forget about the gifts.

Funny congratulations on your 50th birthday to your mother

The whole family gathered
We are on my mother's anniversary,
At fifty you, dear,
I wish you a lot of happiness
In life, know only joy,
And forget about old age!
You are as beautiful as a rose
Even in the heat, or even in the cold!
Remember the main thing, mommy,
That I love you very much!

Mommy is fifty today.
Congratulations on your anniversary tenderly
And I wish that you
All your hopes came true.

And don’t let your health fail you.
So that you live to be a hundred years old,

I thank you for everything.

Let the best begin at 50.

Dear daddy, you are fifty today,
Your happy eyes sparkle with a mischievous sparkle,
Your strong arms never get tired
There is always peace and comfort in your soul!
They're trying to follow your example, daddy,
And how you know how to conquer women’s hearts!
You are a dream and an idol, in everything, dad, you are great,
Happy Birthday my beloved father!

To tell the truth, fifty is not a small age,
And you have learned a lot in your life, dad,
But you’re not exactly worried about this fact, daddy,
On a young wave, you are determined to live for a long time!
You still have a long way to go to the finish line,
And the obstacle course is given to you simply and easily,
You walk towards victory with a confident and firm step,
With the victory flag raised high!

On the fiftieth bright day of your anniversary
Rest, put everything aside.
I will overcome your adversity,
If only, Mom, you lived longer.

Words are not enough, and strength is not enough,
To convey all my love to you,
To express how beautiful you are
My dear, kind mother!

On this most significant day
Please accept my gratitude,
Mom, mom, beloved mom,
I love you with all my soul!

Funny birthday greetings for mom turning 50

It doesn't matter how old you are,
You are always the same for me.
And every day may there be a rainbow of victories
He will give you a whim!

I wish, instead of sad nostalgia,
Look forward with confidence!
Bloom when everything around is dim,
Don't think about what's around the corner!

No matter how bad your health is,
And every day I wish
May the sun shine on you, mom
On any day of the calendar!

Daddy, dear, congratulations on your anniversary,
I wish to live at least another fifty years,
And today you are unusually young and beautiful,
Full of vigor, health, ideas and new strength!
So keep your helm straight ahead,
No one has canceled zeal for life and youth,
Always be in the ranks of the brave and young,
Make your loved ones happy with your victories!

Mommy, on your golden anniversary
Sing, have fun, don't regret anything!
You are a beauty, a stylish lady!
The husband admires it, the children listen!
You are our joy, love and comfort!
Let only success bring sweetness,
May the days be cheerful and clear,
Let your grandchildren become kind people!

Mom, do you know what age is?
Yes, of course, it changes its appearance too...
But also the soul that floats with you
He can do it wiser.

After all, you know what is more expensive -
Not the show that the colored spotlight gives,
And what is hidden under thin skin.
So let your soul sparkle and burn!

Your morning will begin with surprises,
The phone turned red from the calls!
It's impossible to reach you
And without this - a horde of things to do!

We were preparing for the anniversary:
They wrote a huge poster,
Dad and I made the cake timidly,
And ironed the new outfit!

Mom, our warm sunshine!
Happy anniversary to you!
Let hope and support,
Our big family will become!

Dear mommy, the sun is clear,
You are the best and beautiful!
I wish you a happy birthday!
I wish you nothing but luck in life.

I wish your tender eyes to be warm
It did not fade away and protected us!
So that your precious hands
They did not know fatigue, grief and torment.

Crimson dawns, good weather
I wish you many years to come!
May happiness embrace you more.
My beloved mother, happy anniversary!

Funny congratulations on the 50th anniversary to your beloved mother

Today, mom, you are 50.
It may seem like a lot to some,
Your soul is still young,
You are endowed with beauty from God!

Oh, my dear mummy,
Today I want to say thank you.
You gave us tenderness and love,
She gave her smile every day!

And on this day, your glorious anniversary,
I want to wish you health
So that you are more cheerful than everyone else in the world
And she warmed us with her love!

Happy Anniversary to Mom,
Don’t let the number fifty scare you:
These are just numbers! You don't grow old
After all, the soul, as before, is young.

We want to say “thank you” to you
For care, gentle warmth.
Know that you are always loved by your family,
You and I are very lucky!

Mommy, half a century has passed,
How such a person
Grandma came into the world
I was pleasantly surprised by everyone!

You are our friend, advisor, cook,
You couldn't find a better mom!
We are very sad without you,
And we don’t see the way!

Songs for you today
We'll have fun singing,
And we wish in this life,
Everything you need to overcome!

You always hug me with care,
You bring comfort to our home,
How to calm down sometimes, you know,
You give us love day after day.

And may you be in the world for half a century,
You saved warmth in my heart
Let only children make you happy,
May God always protect you!

Dawn, smiles, congratulations -
You are fifty today!
A cheerful, joyful moment
Your family will surround you.

Let only the best of the best
They will give flowers on this day,
There is no better mother on the planet.
May all your dreams come true!

Mommy is fifty today.
Congratulations on your anniversary tenderly
And I wish that you
All your hopes came true.

So that the soul is full of joy,
And don’t let your health fail you.
So that you live to be a hundred years old,
Remaining as beautiful as she is now.

I thank you for everything.
May your love return with interest.
Happiness, strength, warmth!
Let the best begin at 50.

Who's birthday is it here?
Put your ears up!
We will not pull for them -
Just sit and listen.
Be healthy, smart and happy,
Grab your luck by the tail.
Don't let her out of your hands -
Ask for a car, a dacha.
Fortune is a mischievous girl,
He can teach anyone a lesson.
We wish there was enough gunpowder
You can tame Fortune.

May you live a beautiful life
I wish you a lot of beer!
In mugs, in jars and in bottles!
A case of beer in the freezer!
And so that you can cope with it,
We are already running to you!

May you always have cash
What you spend it on is a personal matter.
Maybe you’ll buy a house, a car, a dacha,
And then you can treat your friends for change!

Let your life not be sad
Cabbage crunches in your wallet
The car key is in your pocket
The TV remote is waiting on the sofa

Where can I get some well-being?
It doesn't happen that way - that's a fact.

And there will be less “somehow”.
We wish you on your birthday
Smiles, joyful chores,
Health, happiness and fun
Today, tomorrow, all year round!

I wish that WOW!
And never OHHO-HO!
A little AH! Well, you can WOW!
To take your breath away.
Of course, to be WOW!!
And so that FU is very little.
So that sometimes WOW!
“WOW!” is not nonsense,
“IT CAN’T BE!” - it’s real,
“FUCK IT!” - even if it’s virtual.
WOW! - so that it surprises more often,
“WELL, EVERYTHING IS KICKED!” was not enough.
And if desired, EGE-GEY!
And to make it come true, come on, pour it!

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A basket of success, a bag of luck,
A bag of fun for your birthday,
A healthy backpack for fragile shoulders,
A tight wallet with a wad of bucks - upon meeting!

Where can I get some well-being?
It doesn't happen that way - that's a fact.
But let more be "better"
And there will be less “somehow”.
We wish you on your birthday
Smiles, joyful chores,
Health, happiness and fun
Today, tomorrow, all year round!

Be who you are:
For friends - a good friend,
At home - a loving spouse
And a caring father,
And in bed - well done!

Let the money, huddled in flocks of birds,
flying towards you like a hurricane...
Let them surround, attack and climb
with impudence in your pocket!!!

***
We wish you happiness as pure as crystal,
Good luck to the greyhound, like a Roman rebel,
Good health, like an old oak tree,
To be as young as a baby tooth.

So that all good things come true,
To make a lot of money,
And so that instead of lords and servants
An old, faithful friend was always nearby!

***
Happy birthday
And according to the list of blessings we wish:
So that you get into the Duma!
To become a new Russian!
Outdid Gates Beale
Celebrated a dacha in the Maldives!
Paris Hilton to fall in love
And she fell at your feet!

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On this day and this year,
Every moment
Let him laugh and sing
Have a nice birthday.
Let your friends not let you down
And fate will not wilt,
And invisible heavy fetters
It won't happen in life.
We wish with all our hearts:
Let everythnig will be alright!

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Happy birthday! Happy Birthday!
This day is coming now!
Cool, cool mood
Let it definitely happen!
To make life seem sweet
But not cloyingly disgusting
Delicious, delicious chocolate
I'll treat you, my love.
To make sweetness work
Every day I captivated you,
And my other concern
I never got tired.
So that there is a lot of jam,
So that guests are often
For something so sweet
Everyone loved him uncontrollably.

I wish you immodest profits
Huge Swiss bank account
A large dacha outside the city
Good health to boot

Big victories in love affairs
Canaries and Cote d'Azur
All kinds of success in life
And most importantly, reliable friends!

I wish you to live
Nice and free!
And so that your wallet is there,
Full of money!
I wish you beer oceans,
And they contain rams and shrimps
You would be a better captain
Didn't get out of the round-the-world trip!

Funny and cool congratulations

May you live a beautiful life
I wish you a lot of beer!
In mugs, in jars and in bottles!
A case of beer in the freezer!
And so that you can cope with it,
We are already running to you!

I wish you more rest,
Swim and sunbathe at the sea.
To celebrate this dashing holiday with dignity,
To wake up with a sore head!

But before these, after the banquet
Have a fun night until dawn!
Fabulous days and fun nights,
Good girlfriends and friends to you!

I want to wish everything to be great
A great amount of cash in your wallet
Great colleagues at a great job
Take a five-day break from work on Saturday

Various questions, excellent solutions
You have excellent relationships with your family,
Excellent health, and in your personal life
Let everything be just “excellent” for you!

Cool congratulations and wishes

A basket of success, a bag of luck,
A bag of fun for your birthday,
A healthy backpack for fragile shoulders,
A tight wallet with a wad of bucks - upon meeting!

Be who you are:
For friends - a good friend,
At home - a loving spouse
And a caring father,
And in bed - well done!

Let the money, huddled in flocks of birds,
flying towards you like a hurricane...
Let them surround, attack and climb
with impudence in your pocket!!!

Funny and funny congratulations

Don't drink water if you can drink wine!
Don't drink wine if you can drink good wine!
Don't drink good wine when you can drink very good wine!
And most importantly, don’t forget to drink to
so that you always have money for what is better!

I wish you were always
Slightly drunk with happiness
And so that your wallet is there
Looks like a suitcase!

Everything is possible on your birthday -
Without any “no” or “but”:
Crocodile on a helicopter
With a kilo of popsicle
He will fly in and congratulate you loudly
He will sing on the harmonica:
“Happy Bezday, my good one!”
And he will give you a huge cake!

Our wishes are brief:
Be healthy, live in abundance.

Funny birthday greetings

We wish you happiness as pure as crystal,
Good luck to the greyhound, like a Roman rebel,
Good health, like an old oak tree,
To be as young as a baby tooth.

So that all good things come true,
To make a lot of money,
And so that instead of lords and servants
An old, faithful friend was always there!

One a year - birthday - day
Whether you are in flight, on the fly:
Forget all the rubbish of everyday life,
Making money is a hustle!
Stop. Look up
Everything around is beautiful, like in a dream...
Smile at winter and summer,
Laugh in autumn, spring!
Take it easy, relax
Drive sadness out of the house with a broom...
On this day all your dreams
Let them turn into reality!
And at this best hour in life,
Those in love with you, don’t forget us!!!

Cool birthday greetings

On this day and this year,
Every moment
Let him laugh and sing
Have a nice birthday.
Let your friends not let you down
And fate will not wilt,
And invisible heavy fetters
It won't happen in life.
We wish with all our hearts:
Let everythnig will be alright!

We hasten to congratulate you on your birthday soon!
Today, expect gifts from your loved ones and friends!
Today be the brightest, be the happiest,
And enjoy life, don’t forget to laugh!
We love you very much, you are our dear friend!
It’s great happiness that we know each other!

Happy birthday
And according to the list of blessings we wish:
So that you get into the Duma!
To become a new Russian!
Outdid Gates Beale
Celebrated a dacha in the Maldives!
Paris Hilton to fall in love
And she fell at your feet!

Ridiculous birthday greetings to men

Let life be rich
And my head doesn't hurt in the morning.
I hope you don't forget this day
May your soul rejoice,
Let your body dance and tremble joyfully,
Let love flow like a river in your heart.
I wish you happiness and a sea of success,
live peacefully, easily, without grief and haste.
To drown in love, but not to grieve.
Have a good marriage, always have fun.

Love the evil ones - they have less falsehood,
Than in hypocritical good-natured people

Happy birthday! Happy Birthday!
This day is coming now!
Cool, cool mood
Let it definitely happen!
To make life seem sweet
But not cloyingly disgusting
Delicious, delicious chocolate
I'll treat you, my love.
To make sweetness work
Every day I captivated you,
And my other concern
I never got tired.
So that there is a lot of jam,
So that guests are often
For something so sweet
Everyone loved him uncontrollably.