Cool toasts for a man's birthday. Toasts and happy birthday greetings for men Original anniversary toast for a man

Money is just pieces of paper; you can't buy anything valuable with it. Only on your birthday do you understand how appreciated and loved you are, not counting these pieces of paper, because they give you their time. Let's raise a glass to this!

On your birthday, be wise like Master Yoda, be strong like Superman, be fearless and principled like a samurai and don't forget to send all these heroes to rest when you decide to drink with friends. For you, birthday boy.

They say that there is a magic circle that you draw around yourself, put a cross on it, and no evil spirit will be able to pass through it. Let us wish the hero of the occasion on this special day: great health, longevity, true friends, a carefree life and such a protective circle from evil spirits! For you! Happy birthday!

What makes a man a man is his strong-willed, decisive character. He is strong and always thinks things through before he does anything. I wish you to always soberly assess your future actions. Don't make rash decisions. Live to the fullest, try everything, and just enjoy all the delights of life!

It is believed that the years lived meaningfully make a man noticeably more beautiful. Every wrinkle is an absolute plus for a man’s image and charm. Let life please you with excitement and richness, let the years adorn your face only with traces of the happiness you have experienced. For the health of the birthday boy!

Plant a tree, build a house, raise a son. All these are directions of movement for a real man. I wish you physical activity so that, in the end, the shovel will not be too heavy for you. Health and material well-being, for two other purposes. Let's drink to that.

I drink to the dregs for your wisdom,
May you always be successful,
Always irreplaceable in everything,
The most important and beloved!

I wish you joy, goodness,
And you will always have money,
I wish you loyal friends,
I wish you easy, good days!

The most important thing I want to wish you, birthday boy, today is love. Only the kind of love that inspires and inspires you to something new, unknown. I wish you to love, and at the same time feel support and this wonderful feeling in return. Be happy not only today, but every day, every minute.

Be rich, successful and stylish,
And you won’t encounter adversity,
I wish you health
Never be sad, never suffer!

I'll drink to your luck and luck,
So that everything is within your reach,
And build a dacha abroad,
I want to wish for a lot of money!

You are already ___ years old! I think this significant date will leave an imprint on your life for many! I think only good memories! May your life go straight upward this year, may your achievements delight your ego, may the midlife crisis not make itself felt, may your eyes see the whole world, may your children please with their successes, and may your wife warm you with her tenderness and love

Funny short toasts to a man on his birthday

Funny short toasts to a man on his birthday

A large collection of original, funny toasts for congratulating men on their birthday.

French cognac! Belgian chocolate! Siberian health! Let your smile be Hollywood! Passion - Mexican! The dream is American! Quality of life - German!

May the stars always shine on you - the star of luck, the star of love, the star of friendship and the star of cognac.

Let's drink to your friends going to banquets and your enemies on crutches!

I propose this toast on your birthday! It will be short, it will be simple - catch your luck by the tail!

I wish you no big changes in your anatomy. May your wings grow with happiness!

Let there be people in your life for whom you want to drink, and not those who make you want to get drunk!

Dear friend, I wish you always have a light heart and heavy pockets!

Drunkenness - fight! So let's have a drink before the fight!

So that your desires are overwhelmed by your possibilities!

Be healthy for a hundred centuries!

So that you can eat and drink, so that you want and can, so that you can be with someone and have a place everywhere!

All in your hands. Choose the best. Better yet, take EVERYTHING!

Desire a lot, and achieve even more!

On your birthday, I will become a cool athlete. A candidate for master, In raising glasses!

I want you to always be given
Awards, honors, medals!
I want you to always have
Glass filled with wine!
I want you to get up
And never got down
Your strong spirit of effort!
Such are the wishes today!

I wish you always have something to stick out your pants with!
(I mean wallet)

I wish you were always

Slightly drunk with happiness
And so that your wallet is there
Looks like a suitcase!

Not a step towards old age! Not an hour of sorrow! But only in joy! And only in cheerfulness!

No, you don’t sit in the basement, Counting the futile years, But on the hundred-strong Bucephalus, take women, power and cities!

So let's drink to the birthday boy, thanks to whom such wonderful people like us have gathered.

Let money, huddled together in a flock, fly towards you like a hurricane, let it surround you, attack you and reach into your pocket with impudence!

Birthday is a riot, I drank. had a bite. fell asleep. For you!

A man is a steel spring,
A motor singing in the sky,
A single menacing step of the squad,
Eagle screeching in the heights of the mountains.
A man is a bunch of pepper,
A master's firm hand
And a heart that loves women:
So let's drink to the man!

Have fun on your birthday, And have a blast Be as carefree as a child, Eat a cake, drink some compote!

In every person, nature grows either as grains or as weeds. So let's drink to timely watering the first and destroying the second! For the beautiful garden that the birthday boy has grown in himself!

On my birthday I wish
You have no title, no rank,
I wish to stay
The best of men!

I will say my toast in the words of Pythagoras: “Live with people so that your friends do not become enemies, and your enemies become friends.”

Be polite like a rhinoceros, And clean like a pig, Then I'll buy you a whistle, And kiss you on the ear.

Why is birthday only once a year? Because we have to prepare all year to congratulate you to the fullest. Congratulations!

Be happy, like a hamster from cheese, careless, like a spring moth!
Let accounts swell in different banks, and let your wallet burst with currency!

Goethe said: “Every artist expresses a certain amount of courage, without which no talent can be conceivable.” For your brave talents!

They say that criticism is easy, creativity is difficult.
So let's drink to the hero of the occasion, a true creator who does not criticize anyone!

Life without sadness,
Good luck for no reason
Stormy fun
A slight hangover.
Endless happiness
And health - eternal!

May you have as much money as your wife wishes for you, and as much health as your mother wishes for you. And if you do not come home late at night, let it be for the reason that your wife, and not your mother, thinks about.

I propose to drink to our friend! He is such a bright personality that you want to put a lampshade on him.

I want all your dreams to stop teasing you with unreality and show themselves in action! May you succeed in everything that brings pleasure and profit!

I wish you a lot of money, a lot of love and a lot of time to enjoy it!

Real men should have “silver” in their temples, “gold” in their pockets, “diamonds” in their eyes and steel in their pants. So let's drink to real men!

Grow big! - wished in childhood.
Now it would probably be appropriate to wish:
Keep growing above yourself!
Happy Birthday to You!

You will live up to two hundred years, and we will be witnesses!

I wish for the birthday boy to break everything: the table - from treats, his wallet - from dollars and euros, and the bed - from pleasure.

They don’t drink for happiness - they fight for it
They don’t drink to their health, they pray for it
They don't drink to love - they do it
Let's drink to the dreams of our birthday boy - let them come true!

Live in such a way that all envious people turn green, your friends admire you, your colleagues respect you, and your descendants are proud. Let greenery also be found in your wallet and allow you to live as you want, and not as you have to.

Energy, power, speed! Take everything from life!

So that your life becomes like mathematics, two negative situations give one positive, bad things multiply themselves by zero, and everything beautiful and positive has an infinity sign!

There are moments in life when we are completely overwhelmed by a dark streak, and therefore I propose to drink so that if you ever experience such a streak, it will definitely become a takeoff!

I wish you have everything in life!
. AND THE EXPECTED Pleasures,
and pleasant SURPRISES!

With all my heart, without verbosity, I wish you happiness and health.

Sorry, I'm late! I hope that during the time that I was gone, no one had time to wish you that every day of yours would be a holiday for which you would not be late, like me.

The glass is filled for you! I'll drain it to the bottom! I'll perform a rumba on the table, happy birthday! Hooray!

One ancient Persian treatise says: “The four traits of a person lead to four consequences: stubbornness - to shame; hot temper - to repentance; slander - to enmity; laziness leads to humiliation. » Dear birthday boy! These traits were not typical of your nature until now. So let's drink to the fact that they never appear.

-Who is this young man? - This is a man who gets out of bed to rest. So let's drink to a real man!

Everywhere I hear: a man should do this, a man should do that. Tired of it. Today, dear, you must only do one thing - be happy! Because birthday, as Gena sang, is only once a year! So let this annual event become another bright and colorful day in the circle of loved ones and be remembered for a lifetime. Happy birthday!

Our life is like the sea. It is either calm and the sun is shining, or there is a strong wind and big waves. I wish you to always catch your wave, stay on it and never go under water.

A long time ago, or recently, or a long time ago. Okay... In general... lived... or lived... But what's the difference!? Let's drink to the birthday boy!

I definitely want to become
Hero of our time!
Increase and save
All the most important values!

I wish to be for everyone around
Support and foundation,
Reliable rear and shoulder,
A man with temperament!

One of the wise men said, “the time has come to collect stones,” so I raise my glass so that your stones will always be diamond, and in a setting of precious metals!

If you want to become beautiful, you need to look at the beautiful. If you want to become smart, you need to listen to smart people. If you want to be cheerful, you need to sit at the same table with a cheerful person. Let's drink to the birthday boy, thanks to whom each of us will come home more beautiful, smarter and more cheerful than before!

Let's drink to the birthday boy living better and better, no matter how disgusting his enemies may be!

I often hear that life is like a zebra with black and white stripes, which, moreover, rushes to no one knows where. I wish you to saddle this beast and decorate it in bright colors so that you can decide where it will turn and what your every day will be like!

Let there be good health, let there be a million dollars! I raise my glass to you, that’s it, the toast is over, now I’ll drink it!

Who does a man sleep with in his life?
Up to 3 years - with a pacifier,
From 3 to 10 - with a bear,
From 10 to 20 - with a dream,
From 20 to 30 - with my wife,
From 30 to 40 - with a stranger,
From 40 to 50 - from any,
From 50 to 60 - with a heating pad,
From 60 to 70 - with the window closed.
So let's drink to the fact that our birthday boy's window never closes!

Let's drink to the letter "k" in the life of our birthday boy today. A man needs beauties, comfort, a career, treasury and, of course, cool friends. For all this and your royal health, I raise a glass of quality cognac.

I wish you personal, cash and non-cash happiness!

Men, traditionally, are wished for courage and strength. I wish you weakness and tenderness. After all, love for a wife and tenderness for children are wonderful masculine qualities. If you cry from happiness, cry for your health. For the wonderful moments in your life, when you can be a little softer and a little weaker.

Gentlemen, let's drink to the birthday boy! As they say... we don’t care what we drink for, but he’s pleased!

Let's drink to your coffin... which is made of oak... which is a hundred years old, but which has not yet been born...

Men are like children, they need different toys. So let's drink to the fact that you always have money for them, be it a new car or a private plane. And let there always be a beautiful, gentle, and most importantly, loving doll next to you! Happy birthday!

I wish such a bright life that in old age I will have something to tell my beloved grandchildren and great-grandchildren about.

It's quite difficult to be a man
But you always manage
And you know, I'll say today,
Years suit you!

I wish you good luck and a dacha by the sea!

I would like to wish a lot to this wonderful man on his birthday. But I will drink to the correct behavior of the letter “D” in his life: so that money is abundant, fools are far away, friends are wonderfully sincere, deeds are brought to achievements, longevity, kindness and a lot of love.

They say that even the smallest good deed weighs more than huge promises. Therefore, I want to raise a toast to our birthday boy and wish him that he would be surrounded by people who could appreciate all the kind and good deeds that he does for them!

With age, memory and vision begin to change, even a close person changes, and only old friends remain unchanged. For friends!

A man comes to work after vacation and brags:
- Had a great rest!

. may you have the brightest memories after every vacation.

I want to raise a glass so that there are no bitter moments in your life, but only hours of wild happiness! My toast to your sweet moments, just like this wonderful birthday cake!

I want to make a toast now,
So that you are happy every hour,
So that you do not know sadness, evil,
And you have always been a man!

On your birthday, I wish you health like a marathon runner, intelligence like an academician, and wealth like an Arab sheikh!

A birthday is like a culmination of the year. And if the year was successful, then the celebration will be great, in a good mood and in good company. Judging by those gathered here, you were great. So let's drink to the success of our birthday boy.

Be mobile but stable. Human, not omnipotent. So that I want to love you for your actions and courage! May you not lose your health and have victories along the way!

I raise this toast to your growth in life: so that your income increases, the money itself sticks, you have more friends and happier days in your life!

Some men take quality, others – quantity. So let's drink to the one who takes quality and in large quantities!

In the East they say that when a star falls, it is fortunate, and my toast today is that your life will be full of shooting stars!

Short funny toasts.

Toasts > Short toasts

Let's drink to the ladies, because "I won't give" is a bad word.

Big money corrupts, small money makes you angry. So let's drink to having lots and lots of average money.

There is sadness in the heart, stagnation in the brain, isn’t it time to go one at a time?

Life is a short child's shirt, all crap. Let's drink to those days when we manage to wash it.

Let's drink to the tables bursting with abundance and the beds bursting with love!

Let's drink to the fact that no matter what, we drink at all costs.

The well-fed cannot understand the hungry. A drunk does not understand a sober person. Hence the conclusion: drink, eat - and you will be understood!

They say that a streak of bad luck sometimes turns out to be a winning streak. So let's drink to our joyful prospects on the runway!

Let's drink to MOOSE!
So that you want, you can, you get rich, you fucking moose, for the moose!

Better late than missed!

To give your heart a boost, you need to drink cognac!

Let's drink to honest and modest people! Moreover, there are so few of us left.

Women are divided into three categories - “I will give”, “I will not give”, and “I will give, but not to you”.
So let's drink to the ladies!

First toast: Goodbye! We won't see you sober today!

Vodka is our enemy. But who said that we are afraid of enemies?! For courage!

Vodka is an abomination, vodka is poison! But a hundred grams won't hurt!

I propose to drink to nature! Or rather, for the love of nature, love in nature and the nature of love.

Let's drink to us, beautiful ones. Well, if we are not beautiful, then the men are greedy!

Let's drink to the women. We don’t care what we drink for, but they are pleased.

The best birthday toasts for a man

Every person probably loves to celebrate a birthday, regardless of their gender and age. Therefore, brothers, husbands, fathers, grandfathers and just good friends will be glad to hear an original congratulation in honor of their holiday.

In addition, there are excellent toasts for a man’s birthday that will certainly be appreciated by him. They can be presented in the form of laconic or long poems of a serious or humorous nature. The choice of suitable lines depends entirely on the character of the person to whom you plan to dedicate them.

When choosing a toast for a man, you need to take into account his age, hobbies, and lifestyle. This will allow you to choose cool congratulations and give positive emotions for the whole evening. Toasts for a man's anniversary are in particular demand, and they can be completely different.

For example, for a 60th birthday (just like for a 50 or 55th birthday), you can choose funny options that will add a touch of fun and enthusiasm to the festive atmosphere. With their help, it will be possible to cheer up not only the birthday boy, but also all the guests present at the celebration.

To this wonderful man On your birthday, I want to wish you a lot. But I will drink to the correct behavior of the letter “D” in his life: so that money is abundant, fools are far away, friends are wonderfully sincere, deeds are brought to achievements, longevity, kindness and a lot of love.

They say that only those who can hope for success can who never gives up. I want to drink to the birthday boy. So that he never gives up either his arms or the rest of his body. And he could always meet his luck fully armed, he was ready to catch it and not miss it!

According to legend, God said:“Everything you take from people is what you will lose. But everything you give to people will come back to you a hundredfold.”

So let's drink to the generosity of our hero of the day, with which he always treats his friends!

60 is a lot, 60 is a little,
At 60 the road to wisdom is open.
It doesn’t matter that the years flash by
And my hair turns gray over time.
There would be a young soul,
But young souls do not age.

I want to tell you this parable:
“Every day the wife baked a delicious bun for her husband, at breakfast she cut it in half, spread it with butter, gave the top part to her husband, and took the bottom part for herself. But today was her birthday, and she decided that she could afford to eat the top part. She wanted this so much, but never did it to please her husband.

The husband took the lower part and said: you gave me a very big gift! I haven’t eaten my favorite bottom of the bun for so many years because I thought it rightfully belonged to you!”

Let's drink so that complete mutual understanding and love reign in your family, and so that you and your wife can talk and share with each other the things that are important to you.

If you want to become beautiful- you need to look at the beautiful. If you want to become smart, you need to listen to smart people. If you want to be cheerful, you need to sit at the same table with a cheerful person. Let's drink to the birthday boy, thanks to whom each of us will come home more beautiful, smarter and more cheerful than before!

You should not assume that funny wishes, charged with humor, are not appropriate to dedicate to people aged 50 years and older. This is a misconception, because in the selected lines you can combine wishes for good health, long and carefree years of life and everything that you want to say on this day. Just serve it in an unusual form - like cool toast.

Such a toast will warm the soul of a man celebrating 60 or 50 or 55 years. His mood will certainly rise, and sparks of enthusiasm will sparkle in his eyes. Cool (funny) congratulations for an anniversary are an original solution that will dilute the formality of the holiday and fill it with notes of humor and fun.

A man comes to work after vacation and brags:
- Had a great rest!
- Probably went to the seaside? Tanned?
- No, my wife and mother-in-law went to the sea, and I rested at home.
. may you have the brightest memories after every vacation.

Believe it if you want, don't believe it if you want,
There is a beast wandering somewhere nearby.
Doesn't live in the dense forest,
In Russian the mighty language.

This animal is called "moose"
- It’s been like this for a long time.
Let “ELK” be with you,
To eat and sleep,
For three to drink,
So that you want and can,

So that happiness does not end,
To dream about good things,
For things to work out,
So that everything always comes true.

I wish you have everything in life!
. AND THE EXPECTED Pleasures,
and pleasant SURPRISES!

The familiar quatrain reads:
“If the wind is in your face, don’t bend!
If suddenly it’s hard, brace yourself!
If your heart is happy, sing!
But always be yourself!”
So, on this man’s birthday, let’s drink to the fact that he always, under any circumstances, remains himself!

I'll start a toast to the health of our hero of the day in the words of the Roman poet Publius Ovid:
There is no need to count years: people live longer.
The point is not in years, but in deeds - these are the ones that need to be counted.

Let's not drink to the next anniversary of our dear (name),
and for his deeds - past and future, family and professional!

Laconic

It is interesting to congratulate a man on his 50th birthday, as well as on his 55th, 60th and other dates; you can approach the choice of congratulations from the other side. You can replace funny toasts with short interesting lines, designed in the form of a verse.

It’s very easy to choose short toasts with which you can congratulate a man on his 60th birthday, as well as on his 50th and 55th birthdays. These can be soulful quatrains with beautifully chosen words that flow into solemn lines. As a congratulation on a significant day, you can choose short and funny poems.

They say that at forty-five
Baba is a berry again.
And a man at fifty
This is a real treasure!

They say that a shooting star brings happiness. So let your life be an eternal shower of stars!

Always achieve your goals in life,
Let all questions find answers,
Believe in yourself, never give up
Bold plans, new victories!

I definitely want to become
Hero of our time!
Increase and save
All the most important values!

I wish to be for everyone around
Support and foundation,
Reliable rear and shoulder,
A man with temperament!

I wish you inspiration in your work,
In the family circle - warmth and kindness.
Among friends - love and respect
And in life - a dream come true!

By devoting just a little time to searching for wishes for the birthday person who is celebrating 50, 55 or even 60 years, you can unforgettably congratulate him on this wonderful and solemn day. Short poems, cool and funny wishes that will remain in the memory of the birthday person for a long time will help with this.

Recently, more and more people are looking for toasts with which they can congratulate the hero of the day on his 55th birthday, 60th birthday and other dates, in prose. Such congratulations sound natural and sincere. His reading is no different from the lines that were spoken from the heart in his own words, and this is always pleasant to listen to.

You can congratulate a dear person on a special day in your own words by looking through beautiful congratulations on the eve of the celebration, extracting the main essence from them and conveying it in your own words. The advantage of prose is that it can always be supplemented. In this case, the meaning will not be affected, and the congratulatory lines will sound much better.

On this holiday, I wish you. laugh! There are so many difficulties, complex tasks and situations in a man’s life that taking them seriously is very expensive!

So that you do not pay doctors, I wrote out several prescriptions for you in advance:
(you can get forms with stamps)
“Votumora”, “Negrustin” and “Rzhunemoglobin”. Use regularly! Be healthy, birthday boy!

Congratulations on your birthday! I would like to wish that today brings you maximum positivity and as many fun moments as possible that you would like to remember later. I wish you to remain the same excellent, sympathetic person, and also never lose those who are dear to you! Happy holiday!

May your soul always be open for good, the heart is noble, the body is healthy, and the house is rich!

Happy birthday! I wish you to swim in the ocean of positivity, live on the island of Joy, not know grief and evil! So that three pillars are always present in your life: happiness, health and good luck! Let them carry you along the flow of your life and never let them go!

Let the happiest times come and will remain in your life forever. May the future give only joyful days, happy moments and pleasure from the years lived!

There are many ways to congratulate a man on his birthday. It is important to wish him what he really needs and dreams of. To do this, you can make your own wish, write it on a postcard. So it will evoke warm feelings and a smile for many years to come.

Regardless of what wishes will be selected as birthday greetings for representatives of strong status, they must be sincere and appropriate in a particular situation. Correctly selected cool or funny toasts can convey the good intentions of the guest, the sincerity and kindness put into every word. And even if they are written in a humorous manner, their correct reading will convey the underlying meaning to the birthday boy.

The most common wishes for a long and happy life, health, good luck and other things can be designed and presented beautifully. After all, original congratulations will not leave anyone indifferent, they will help to express respect for the birthday person, cheer him up, and create a warm, friendly atmosphere at the holiday.

Short toasts happy birthday

I propose a toast to six N!
For our beloved, unique, extraordinary, irresistible,
incomparable, necessary N.! All the best to her in life!
Happy birthday!

I wish you great health!
So that your breasts don’t hang like a rag!
And someone would give you cunnilingus once a week!
And early in the morning at dawn, when there is no strength to wake up,
So that it’s not the alarm clock, damn it, but wild sex that wakes you up.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Don't worry - live happily
So that everyone always says:
How beautiful this woman is
How endlessly young!

As the saying goes: “You have to drink wine in a glass while it’s playing, while you’re living, you have to live, there are no two lives!” Therefore, I wish you (name) to live your life the way you want! And may luck, success, happiness and love always go hand in hand with you in life!

Sooner or later, everyone faces a difficult task: coming up with a toast for a loved one and the birthday boy rolled into one. Everyone wants to hear beautiful words about themselves, but what if it’s hard to come up with a toast? And many people find it easier to speak in public with a prepared text. We have prepared toasts for a man's birthday that are suitable for any occasion.

Toasts at a feast improve the atmosphere of the feast: any person needs praise, especially if the holiday is dedicated to him. The standard toast at a feast is an improvisational toast, in which a discussion of the occasion of the celebration is raised. It is important that cool and funny ready-made toasts are combined with original ones or transformed by birthday guests; congratulations from the Internet are visible, so we advise you to change the materials for yourself and adapt them.

But first, let's look at the topics of toasts that are common on Russian holidays. Thanks to these observations and themes, you can make your own preparations for a man’s birthday.

• Open urge to drink;
• Congratulations on an important event in the life of the birthday person;
• Standard wishes for success in all endeavors;
• Life's pathos and monologue about the importance of this moment;
• An unusual fact or information presented by analogy with the hero of the day or his biography;
• A vivid thought, a funny observation, or a memory of the past;
• Erotic flirting with the birthday boy;
• Toast poem;
• Historical, philosophical reasoning and construction of a toast based on references, metaphors;
• An extended compliment;
• A comic toast or a bit of humor, an adaptation of a joke.

Interesting wishes in prose will lift the mood of your guests. And everyone wants their statement to be filled out, so you shouldn’t use hackneyed expressions in the spirit of “happiness, health.” It’s especially exciting to congratulate a person on the record: it’s unpleasant to look ridiculous in a video from the holiday. Of course, you can speak in your own words and “from the heart,” but for you we have selected unusual short ideas and ideas for your favorite birthday people.

You shouldn’t use them literally, but original ideas will help make your wish during the feast creative. It is acceptable to congratulate a friend in poetry, but we decided to turn to prosaic congratulations. Among them you will also find characteristic Georgian toasts, which are the subject of real legends.

• Men grow up, mature, but forever remain children at heart. Let's drink to ensure that our good friend has the funds for a new car and a personal airplane. And let a pretty and loving doll remain next to him. Happy holiday!
• Well, I want your things to break. The table is from delicious treats, the wallet is from green bills, and the bed is from carnal pleasure;
• At 60 years old, you have everything: a happy family, a kind and faithful spouse, loving grandchildren and great-grandchildren. Enjoy the moments you spend with them. Your loved ones value and honor you, so please your loved ones with health, positivity and a cheerful mood;
• I wish such a bright life that in old age there will be something to tell my beloved grandchildren and great-grandchildren about;
• They say that if you want to be attractive, admire beauty more often. Smart - get closer to the educated and gifted. Cheerful? Then sit down with the jokers at the same table. Let us raise our glasses to the hero of the day, because of whom each of us becomes more beautiful, smarter and funnier;
• On this day, I wish you reliable support in the person of your wife, devoted friends - not behind your back, but nearby, the joys of life - children and grandchildren. And the rest will follow;
• It is believed that even a small good deed is worth much more than huge verbal promises. Therefore, let me raise a toast so that those around us appreciate all the good actions of our birthday boy and do not forget to thank him for the things that he does for them every day;
• Our whole life can be called a race. Let our friend have a second wind, and let there be no obstacles, obstacles, or rivals on the way;
• You probably won’t believe it, but I don’t even know what to wish you. You have everything: a luxurious home, a strong family, a loving woman nearby, reliable friends and a stable
• a job with a good salary. So I wish you to stay the course and avoid all the troubles that stand in your way. Remain the same hardworking, persistent and brave;
• Some believe that our birthday boy is a gentle person. Let us drink so that not a single enemy will be able to bend him;
• Since ancient times, men have had enormous responsibility on their shoulders. The man is the leader of the tribe on the hunt, the protector of the home and the woman. A standard for fellow tribesmen, a symbol of fear for enemies and prey. Time has passed, and the role of the man has not changed, but our birthday boy copes with the burden of responsibilities. He is a faithful husband and family man, an honest boss and a role model. Ladies admire him, and gentlemen envy his success. So continue to play your role in our world and may constant success accompany you;
• They say that our life resembles a zebra: black and white stripes alternate, and it runs without thinking about the road. I wish our birthday boy to saddle a zebra, direct it in the right direction and paint it in bright colors;
• Traditionally, on such a holiday, a lot of words of praise are pronounced. But I want to thank you, friend. Thank you for spending so much time with me. Thank you for supporting me, for having a beneficial influence on me and helping me in crazy endeavors. Thank you for remaining a bright personality. Thanks for sticking around. I am proud to know you, because I have never met such reliable and selfless people. I have no doubt that in 365 days I will have new reasons to thank you;
• Men are not ashamed to hide their years, so don’t be embarrassed by round dates. I want to wish that the past summers become an adornment and a source of pride for our birthday boy;
• Some peoples believe that with every boy a hundred demons are born. When a boy turns one year old, one disappears, and so with each new one, fewer and fewer devils surround him. But in their place bright angels appear, and this boy is 50 years old. This means that an equal number of angels and demons are adjacent to him, but with each new year the bright beginning in our friend will intensify and grow. I suggest we drain our glasses for our hero of the day, who today is entering a state of harmony with himself and the world;
• Once upon a time, a herd of sheep lived on the slopes of the mountains. One lamb dreamed of flying to the top, but the older sheep said that the dream would not come true. When the lamb looked up at the sky, a mountain eagle grabbed it with its claws. The little lamb was delighted and began to look at the picturesque views of the mountains, soaring higher and higher into the sky. But the bird accidentally unclenched its claws, the lamb flew down and crashed on sharp stones. I want to wish the birthday boy the fulfillment of his cherished dreams and unprecedented fantasies without the risk of falling;
• A long time ago, there lived a man in the mountains who had the misfortune of angering God. He mercilessly punished him, and the man began to experience unbearable thirst. Not a single river, not a single well and not a single lake could save him from suffering. Once he was carried into an unfamiliar village and asked for water. The cup was served by a girl of extraterrestrial beauty, and out of love the man forgot about his illness. So let us raise our cups to the wife of our hero of the day, who once delivered a man from the thirst for love and remained with him forever!
• There lived an unfortunate man in the world. No one loved or supported him, and they did not want to share his endeavors. But one day a miracle happened, and Fate itself appeared on the threshold of his shack. Fate offered a person a wonderful gift for long-term suffering: abundance, success or indestructible health. I wish that you do not have to choose between them and that blessings are in abundance.

These wishes or original fabrications are spoken out loud. To do this, ask for the floor or simply wait in line when congratulating and voice a toast while standing with a glass in your hand. If you can’t overcome embarrassment or are afraid of public speaking, try to write a toast on a card and present a note of congratulations to the birthday person personally. Whatever toast or presentation method you choose, remember that the key to successful toasting is to truly believe in the truth of the words.

Funny short toasts to a man on his birthday

A large collection of original, funny toasts for congratulating men on their birthday.

French cognac! Belgian chocolate! Siberian health! Let your smile be Hollywood! Passion - Mexican! The dream is American! Quality of life - German!

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May the stars always shine on you - the star of luck, the star of love, the star of friendship and the star of cognac.

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Let's drink to your friends going to banquets and your enemies on crutches!

I propose this toast on your birthday! It will be short, it will be simple - catch your luck by the tail!

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I wish you no big changes in your anatomy... May you grow wings of happiness!

Let there be people in your life for whom you want to drink, and not those who make you want to get drunk!

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Dear friend, I wish you always have a light heart and heavy pockets!

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Drinking - fight! So let's have a drink before the fight!

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So that your desires are overwhelmed by your possibilities!

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Be healthy for a hundred centuries!

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So that you can eat and drink, so that you want and can, so that you can be with someone and have a place everywhere!

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All in your hands. Choose the best. Better yet, take EVERYTHING!

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Desire a lot, and achieve even more!

On your birthday, I will become a cool athlete. A candidate for master, In raising glasses!

I want you to always be given
Awards, honors, medals!
I want you to always have
Glass filled with wine!
I want you to get up
And never got down
Your strong spirit of effort!
Such are the wishes today!

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I wish you always have something to stick out your pants with!
(I mean wallet)

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I wish you were always

Slightly drunk with happiness
And so that your wallet is there
Looks like a suitcase!

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Not a step towards old age! Not an hour of sorrow! But only in joy! And only in cheerfulness!

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No, you don’t sit in the basement, Counting the futile years, But on the hundred-strong Bucephalus, take women, power and cities!

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So let's drink to the birthday boy, thanks to whom such wonderful people like us have gathered!!!

Let money, huddled together in a flock, fly towards you like a hurricane, let it surround you, attack you and reach into your pocket with impudence!

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Birthday is a riot, I drank..., ate..., fell asleep... For you!

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A man is a steel spring,
A motor singing in the sky,
A single menacing step of the squad,
Eagle screeching in the heights of the mountains.
A man is a bunch of pepper
A master's firm hand
And a heart that loves women:
So let's drink to the man!

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Have fun on your birthday, And have a blast, Be as carefree as a child, Eat some cake, drink some compote!

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In every person, nature grows either as grains or as weeds. So let's drink to timely watering the first and destroying the second! For the beautiful garden that the birthday boy has grown in himself!

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On my birthday I wish
You have no title, no rank,
I wish to stay
The best of men!

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I will say my toast in the words of Pythagoras: “Live with people so that your friends do not become enemies, and your enemies become friends.”

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Be polite like a rhinoceros, And clean like a pig, Then I'll buy you a whistle, And kiss you on the ear...

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Why is birthday only once a year? Because we have to prepare all year to congratulate you to the fullest. Congratulations!

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Be happy, like a hamster from cheese, careless, like a spring moth!
Let accounts swell in different banks, and let your wallet burst with currency!

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Goethe said: “Every artist expresses a certain amount of courage, without which no talent can be conceivable.” For your brave talents!

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They say that criticism is easy, creativity is difficult.
So let's drink to the hero of the occasion, a true creator who does not criticize anyone!

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Life without sadness,
Good luck for no reason
Stormy fun
A slight hangover.
Endless happiness
And health - eternal!

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May you have as much money as your wife wishes for you, and as much health as your mother wishes for you. And if you do not come home late at night, let it be for the reason that your wife, and not your mother, thinks about.

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I propose to drink to our friend! He is such a bright personality that you want to put a lampshade on him.

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I want all your dreams to stop teasing you with unreality and show themselves in action! May you succeed in everything that brings pleasure and profit!

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I wish you a lot of money, a lot of love and a lot of time to enjoy it!

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Real men should have “silver” in their temples, “gold” in their pockets, “diamonds” in their eyes and steel in their pants. So let's drink to real men!

Grow big! - wished in childhood.
Now it would probably be appropriate to wish:
Keep growing above yourself!
Happy Birthday to You!

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You will live up to two hundred years, and we will be witnesses!

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I wish that everything for the birthday boy would break: the table with treats, the wallet with dollars and euros, and the bed with pleasure.

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They don’t drink for happiness - they fight for it
They don’t drink to their health - they pray for it
They don't drink to love - they do it
Let's drink to the dreams of our birthday boy - let them come true!

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Live in such a way that all envious people turn green, your friends admire you, your colleagues respect you, and your descendants are proud. Let greenery also be found in your wallet and allow you to live as you want, and not as you have to.

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So that you do not pay doctors, I wrote out several prescriptions for you in advance:
(you can get forms with stamps)
“Votumora”, “Negrustin” and “Rzhunemoglobin”. Use regularly! Be healthy, birthday boy!

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Energy, power, speed! Take everything from life!

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So that your life becomes like mathematics, two negative situations give one positive, bad things multiply themselves by zero, and everything beautiful and positive has an infinity sign!

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There are moments in life when we are completely overwhelmed by a dark streak, and therefore I propose to drink so that if you ever experience such a streak, it will definitely become a takeoff!

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I wish you have everything in life!
...AND THE EXPECTED Pleasures,
and pleasant SURPRISES!

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With all my heart, without verbosity, I wish you happiness and health.

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Sorry, I'm late! I hope that during the time that I was gone, no one had time to wish you that every day of yours would be a holiday for which you would not be late, like me.

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The glass is filled for you! I'll drain it to the bottom! I'll perform a rumba on the table, happy birthday! Hooray!

One ancient Persian treatise says: “The four traits of a person lead to four consequences: stubbornness - to shame; hot temper - to repentance; slander - to enmity; laziness leads to humiliation. » Dear birthday boy! These traits were not typical of your nature until now. So let's drink to the fact that they never appear.

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Who is the young man? - This is a man who gets out of bed to rest. So let's drink to a real man!

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Everywhere I hear: a man should do this, a man should do that... I'm tired of it. Today, dear, you must only do one thing - be happy! Because birthday, as Gena sang, is only once a year! So let this annual event become another bright and colorful day in the circle of loved ones and be remembered for a lifetime. Happy birthday!

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Our life is like the sea. It is either calm and the sun is shining, or there is a strong wind and big waves. I wish you to always catch your wave, stay on it and never go under water.

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A long time ago, or recently, or a long time ago. Okay... In general... lived... or lived... But what's the difference!? Let's drink to the birthday boy!

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I definitely want to become
Hero of our time!
Increase and save
All the most important values!

I wish to be for everyone around
Support and foundation,
Reliable rear and shoulder,
A man with temperament!

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One of the wise men said, “the time has come to collect stones,” so I raise my glass so that your stones will always be diamond, and in a setting of precious metals!

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If you want to become beautiful, you need to look at the beautiful. If you want to become smart, you need to listen to smart people. If you want to be cheerful, you need to sit at the same table with a cheerful person. Let's drink to the birthday boy, thanks to whom each of us will come home more beautiful, smarter and more cheerful than before!

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Let's drink to the birthday boy living better and better, no matter how disgusting his enemies may be!

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I often hear that life is like a zebra with black and white stripes, which, moreover, rushes to no one knows where. I wish you to saddle this beast and decorate it in bright colors so that you can decide where it will turn and what your every day will be like!

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Let there be good health, let there be a million dollars! I raise my glass to you, that’s it, the toast is over, now I’ll drink it!

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Who does a man sleep with in his life?
Up to 3 years - with a pacifier,
From 3 to 10 - with a bear,
From 10 to 20 - with a dream,
From 20 to 30 - with my wife,
From 30 to 40 - from a stranger,
From 40 to 50 - from any,
From 50 to 60 - with a heating pad,
From 60 to 70 - with the window closed.
So let's drink to the fact that our birthday boy's window never closes!

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Let's drink to the letter "k" in the life of our birthday boy today. A man needs beauties, comfort, a career, treasury and, of course, cool friends. For all this and your royal health, I raise a glass of quality cognac.

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I wish you personal, cash and non-cash happiness!

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Men, traditionally, are wished for courage and strength. I wish you weakness and tenderness. After all, love for a wife and tenderness for children are wonderful masculine qualities. If you cry from happiness, cry for your health. For the wonderful moments in your life, when you can be a little softer and a little weaker.

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Gentlemen, let's drink to the birthday boy! As they say... we don’t care what we drink for, but he’s pleased!

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Let's drink to your coffin... which is made of oak... which is a hundred years old, but which has not yet been born...

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Men are like children, they need different toys. So let's drink to the fact that you always have money for them, be it a new car or a private plane. And let there always be a beautiful, gentle, and most importantly, loving doll next to you! Happy birthday!

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I wish such a bright life that in old age I will have something to tell my beloved grandchildren and great-grandchildren about.

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It's quite difficult to be a man
But you always manage
And you know, I'll say today,
Years suit you!

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I wish you good luck and a dacha by the sea!

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I would like to wish a lot to this wonderful man on his birthday. But I will drink to the correct behavior of the letter “D” in his life: so that money is abundant, fools are far away, friends are wonderfully sincere, deeds are brought to achievements, longevity, kindness and a lot of love.

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They say that even the smallest good deed weighs more than huge promises. Therefore, I want to raise a toast to our birthday boy and wish him that he would be surrounded by people who could appreciate all the kind and good deeds that he does for them!

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With age, memory and vision begin to change, even a close person changes, and only old friends remain unchanged. For friends!

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A man comes to work after vacation and brags:
- Had a great rest!
- Probably went to the seaside? Tanned?
- No, my wife and mother-in-law went to the sea, and I rested at home.
... may you have the brightest memories after every vacation.

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I want to raise a glass so that there are no bitter moments in your life, but only hours of wild happiness! My toast to your sweet moments, just like this wonderful birthday cake!

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I want to make a toast now,
So that you are happy every hour,
So that you do not know sadness, evil,
And you have always been a man!

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On your birthday, I wish you health like a marathon runner, intelligence like an academician, and wealth like an Arab sheikh!

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A birthday is like a culmination of the year. And if the year was successful, then the celebration will be great, in a good mood and in good company. Judging by those gathered here, you were great. So let's drink to the success of our birthday boy.

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Be mobile but stable. Human, not omnipotent. So that I want to love you for your actions and courage! May you not lose your health and have victories along the way!

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I raise this toast to your growth in life: so that your income increases, the money itself sticks, you have more friends and happier days in your life!

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Some men take quality, others – quantity. So let's drink to the one who takes quality and in large quantities!

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In the East they say that when a star falls, it’s lucky, and my toast today is for your life to be full of shooting stars!

Caucasian Happy Birthday Toasts

They don’t drink for happiness - they fight for it
They don’t drink to their health - they pray for it
They don't drink to love - they do it
Let's drink to the dreams of our birthday boy - let them come true!

On Deribasovskaya, a hurrying passer-by addresses an elderly Odessa woman:
- Can you tell me what time it is? And then I have hours here and there...
- Young man! Five minutes more, five minutes less - what's the difference?!
So let's drink so that when we understand this life, we will never rush!

One day in the desert a man found a lamp and rubbed it. A genie flew out of the lamp:
- I am a powerful genie, and I will fulfill 3 of your wishes!
- OK. I want a lot of money!
No sooner said than done. Jin hands the man a credit card.
- I want a huge house with a harem, where there are many women!
And the genie did it. Hands over the keys to the house.
- I want three more wishes!
- Uh, man, no. There is no way I can do this. According to tradition, one genie can only grant three wishes.
- Ok, then I want three more gins!...
Our hero of the day (name) has always been persistent and resourceful on the path to fulfilling his desires! Let all his deepest desires come true and let him find more genies to help him!

Let's drink to business and sex, which in Russian means: to success in business and happiness in your personal life!

One friend boasted to another: “my husband is just a beast in bed.” And after a pause she added: “sexy... sloth.” I raise this glass to you, my little tiger!

Today, many people are increasingly concerned about the financial and sexual crisis. This is when you open your wallet, and in the wallet - it’s like a ball. Let's raise our glasses so that this crisis does not bother our birthday boy!

My dear wife, if I get drunk today, don’t scold me, because every glass I raise is for you, the only one, the smartest, most charming and attractive. You are simply amazing and delightful, there is no other like you in the whole world! Happy Birthday to You!

To eat and drink,
So that I would like and could,
So that everything and everywhere
It was with whom and it was where!

Once upon a time there lived a man. He was very wise, hardworking, worked a lot. He built a house, hunted, and took care of animals. The man was very tired and wanted to rest. So he came up with beer and stag parties on Saturdays. But he was still bored. And he came up with football. And he had beer, football and a group of friends on Saturdays. But there was still Sunday, which he still missed. And the man came up with fishing. And he had fishing trips on Sundays with friends and beer. But the man wanted something new. And he met a woman. And he married her. And the woman forbade him beer, football, and fishing on Sundays.
So let's drink to the fact that men know exactly what they want and do not regret it after their desires come true!!!

On my birthday, I entered the house and heard my wife fiddling around in the bedroom. In a joyful voice she shouted to me from there:
- Congratulations, dear! I bought you a wonderful gift!
- So give it here! — I exclaimed joyfully in anticipation of the surprise.
- Wait! I'll put it on now! - answered my dear Masha. And she appeared before me in an unusually beautiful and expensive dress.
I remembered this. And on Mashenka’s birthday... as a noble person, I didn’t buy myself either a stunning jacket or crocodile skin shoes. Let women do this - after all, their beautiful appearance is truly a gift for men!
I bought this bottle of good wine, which you and I will drink to the health of my wife. After all, a good mood for men is the best gift for women!

One guy had a birthday and all his friends gathered. They were sitting drinking and suddenly the guy’s father came. The father told his son that he was in a hurry to visit him for his birthday and hit a man. This man was lying dead in the trunk and the father asked his son to tell all his friends present about this so that they could help get rid of the corpse.
The guy told his friends and everyone immediately had some urgent matters to attend to. They all went their separate ways, leaving only the guy's girlfriend (who loved him more than life itself) and his best friend. They went down to the car; the father opened the trunk of the car. There were two boxes of vodka in the trunk.
So let's drink to real friends who don't abandon you in difficult situations!

A turtle is swimming along the river with a poisonous snake sitting on its back.
The turtle says:
-Won’t you bite me?
- How could you think that?
- Well, you're a snake!
- Well, not always!
In the end she bit. But there was hope, and faith too.
So let's drink to us, fools who hope and believe!

Dear girlfriend! I want to drink to our friendship with you. After all, only with you can I chat for more than three hours about nothing or just laugh for no reason. And I can call you at any time of the day and say: chat with me, otherwise I’m bored going! Only you can give me valuable advice about guys, that they are all assholes! I'm never bored with you and I love you! For you and our friendship with you!

To the best women in the world - let's drink to us!
Let modesty only suit ugly girls!
And we don’t treat them just like that,
Let's drink to us, to the superwomen, friend!
For what's right in the stacks
Men fell from us and admired us!
And what do they mean to us, sincerely loving,
Poems, odes, verses were dedicated.

A naked girl walks through the desert. A naked young man walks towards her, but wearing a hat. When he saw the beauty, he took off his hat and covered his manhood. The girl approached him: first she removed one hand from the hat, then the other. But the hat did not fall, it continued to hold on.
So let's drink to that feminine beauty that gives men the strength to hold on to this hat!!!

One day two elderly friends were walking down the street. Suddenly a doctor came towards them. Here one of the friends hid behind the other.
- What are you doing? - asks his friend.
- Yes, you know, it’s kind of embarrassing. After all, I have never been sick and have never once in my entire life turned to a doctor for help.
So let's drink so that our birthday girl will always be ashamed of meetings with doctors and will forever forget the way to hospitals and pharmacies! To the health of the birthday girl!

Today we will be in the clouds: And may not only today, but always the sky above you be cloudless and clear! Happy holiday to you!

So that your life becomes like mathematics, two negative situations give one positive, bad things multiply themselves by zero, and everything beautiful and positive has an infinity sign!

When the sun shines brightly, the woman undresses to her swimsuit. So let's drink to make the eyes of men shine brighter than the sun!

And there is no better way to celebrate a birthday
Champagne that boils in your hands with impatience.
Be healthy, cheerful, kind fellow!
I ask everyone to support us with a filled glass.

It would be better to celebrate a birthday not once a year, but every day, so that during this long time you have time to list all the advantages of the birthday person! So let's drink to at least two of his main virtues - for the fact that he exists, and for the fact that he is with us!

At 20 years old a person is ruled by desire, at 30 years old by reason, at 40 years old by reason, at 50 years old by wisdom... So let’s drink to the birthday boy who, even at the wise age of 50 years, has reason, intelligence and desire.

Who does a man sleep with in his life?
Up to 5 years - with a pacifier,
From 5 to 10 - with a bear,
From 10 to 20 - with a dream,
From 20 to 30 - with my wife,
From 30 to 40 - from a stranger,
From 40 to 50 - from any,
From 50 to 60 - with a heating pad,
From 60 to 70 - with the window closed.
So let's drink to the fact that our birthday boy's window never closes!

They say that a streak of bad luck sometimes turns out to be a winning streak.
So let's drink to our joyful prospects on the runway!

It’s better to be well-fed than hungry, it’s better to live in peace than in anger, it’s better to be needed than free - that’s why we’ll drink so that the birthday boy can be well-fed, in peace and needed!

Our birthday girl is a flower and a mystery, as good as a chocolate bar. For you!

Cool toasts for a man's birthday.

May the stars always shine on you - the star of luck, the star of love, the star of friendship and the star of cognac. For you!

Our birthday boy has a beautiful, noble and sublime name, and it naturally leaves an imprint on the person who bears it. The hero of today's celebration has an abyss of spiritual nobility and other virtues. He always tries to treat others the way he would like them to treat him. I propose to drink to our friend, to his beautiful heart and wish him long life!

He will not lose the honor of his uniform, he is talented, cheerful and smart.
And in the role of a ladies' idol, he seems to be unsurpassed.
And, celebrating his birthday, one cannot help but pay tribute to him,
Raise your glass without delay and salute him with champagne!

Let us ask ourselves: what is a real woman? A real woman is one who knows how to preserve her husband's love for the rest of her life, and this means a lot - a loving wife, a wonderful person, a good housewife, a caring mother. I raise a glass to the hero of today’s occasion, dear birthday girl!

So that your desires are overwhelmed by your possibilities!

One day a poet came to the Roman emperor and began to complain about poverty. The emperor listened to him and replied:
“Homer was much poorer than you, but how many people did he feed with spiritual food?”
Today we can also say about our dear birthday boy: how many people he fed with spiritual food! So let's raise a glass to his health and great talent!

Dear birthday boy! Let me wish you good health, because it is so necessary, happiness, because it is always lacking, joy. because she is desired, fulfillment of desires, because this is what you live for, friendship and love!

I want you to drink
I was happy on my birthday,
To make any dreams come true,
So that success does not forget about you,
So that my beloved is nearby,
Respected, endured and took care of.
May the support of friends be strong -
Let's drink to this quickly!

Today everyone congratulates you, and I want to thank your parents! Be as good a son to them as you are a friend and family man - they deserve it! Always remain as kind and cheerful! Congratulations!

On this day I wish only one thing: that you never stop... getting younger! Be always young, happy, inspired! May luck accompany you in everything! Congratulations! For you!

One Chinese philosopher said: “A dream is not something that already exists, but also not something that cannot exist. It’s like on earth: there is no road, but people will pass and pave the way.”
So let's drink to the birthday boy who will pave his own unique road on earth - the road of his dreams!

What could be the best wish? This is, first of all, a wish for health of soul and body, a wish that love always blooms in the heart and celebration sounds.
So let's raise our glasses and wish all this to our dear birthday boy!

What can I congratulate you on?... I congratulate you on the fact that there is someone to congratulate you on! This, you agree, is important. And this is your merit. Because I have never met such a smart, cheerful, sociable person.

Stay the same always! Congratulations!