Funny congratulations to the mechanic with gifts. Comic gifts for a woman’s anniversary: ​​how to congratulate her on her birthday in an original way. Themed party with gifts

Congratulators must be friends.

Congratulations 1:
You know how it happens, you don’t expect magic, but it just happens. This is what happened at our holiday. Suddenly, unexpectedly, they brought us a magical package, the recipient of which is our beautiful birthday girl.
(Takes out a large box wrapped in paper)

Congratulations 2:
We, like true friends, took on the role of customs officers and opened the parcel. Well, you never know what’s there, suddenly there’s a bomb!

Congratulations 1:
Don't worry, there was no bomb there! There was a message and precise instructions.

Congratulations 2:
So, for your beauty,
So that it never fades,
Accept lip gloss as a gift,
So that it always shines everywhere!

(They give children's lip gloss)

Congratulations 1:
So that you don't get your feet wet,
My dear friend,
To always be stylish,
Take some fashionable shoes
This is happiness, yes, yes, yes!

(Shoe covers)

Congratulations 2:
And also, so that always
You were happy
So that there is no doubt,
May your soul bloom!

(Mirror. A funny picture is glued to the mirror (for example, a monkey is putting on lipstick) and the inscription “Always beautiful,” or something like that)

Congratulations 1:
What a miracle, what a thing,
Two large wings lie
Magic reigns everywhere
You should try them on!

(Fairy wings and a magic wand, which the birthday girl should not take off until the end of the evening)

To a woman

The birthday girl is in the center of the table. Congratulations appear:

Congratulations 1:
Here, I give you a bottle,
And you keep it
It will be a vase, it will be a container,
If you want, brew some tea in it!

(Gives an empty bottle)

Congratulations 2:
Well, of course she's joking
And the bottle is useless
Who will give it to a friend?
I'm bringing you a fur coat!

(As an option, herring salad under a fur coat, or a small piece of fur)

Congratulations 2:
So that you don't freeze in your fur coat,
To make it easy to walk in winter,
A woman so beautiful
A fashionable item, I want to give it as a gift!

(Pants with fleece)

Congratulations 1:
And we also give you
What is most important in everyday life?
Every housewife knows
And each has weight!

Congratulations 2:
Very important, very necessary,
Amazing item
It is very necessary
And there are no analogues!

Congratulations 1:
The pies taste better then
Obedient husband, silence,
We give women's happiness,
Carry it with you always!

(Handed a rolling pin)

Guests drink to creativity.

You can insert a funny comment after each gift. It is also recommended to play out the roles and choose musical accompaniment.

To a man

The birthday boy sits in the center of the table. It is advisable that his friends take part in such a comic congratulation. So, two people come out. One holds a small bag (several objects are folded in it, for which certain lines are written. The object is taken out after the poem is read), the other holds a box covered with cloth in his hands:

Congratulatory 1:
Congratulations sound, sound,
They are in a hurry to congratulate you,
All relatives, all friends,
Well, what is it like without me?
I was in a hurry, I was getting ready
Maybe he got stuck somewhere
I chose gifts
Yes, I tried for you!
In general, here, I’ll hand it over now,
I want to wish you
To make life beautiful
To luck, and not to miss!
I start, I get it,
I want to give you
So that you are more respectable than everyone else,
May success await you!

(Takes out cool panties or a tie)

So that you don’t know problems and evil,
There is a gift for you!

(Toy pistol)

So that the mind is in order,
So that you go to the bath,
To have something to read,
Write different letters!

(A collection of crossword puzzles tied to an air freshener. You can get by with a collection of jokes)

Congratulations 2:
I've been looking for a long time what to give you,
I've been thinking about congratulations to you for a long time,
I suddenly decided to make my dream come true,
The best gift for a friend!
I wish you luck, goodness,
So that dreams come to life so easily,
So that there will always be faithful people,
So that bad thoughts do not come to your mind!
Well, in general, you, like man to man,
I give you a faithful, steely friend,
(He picks up a rag, under which there is a toy car in a box. If the birthday person has a car, then you can choose any type of transport that he dreams of).
Let him decorate your life,
What wouldn't you do for a friend?

The birthday boy receives his gifts, the guests make another toast.

To a friend

It is better for friends to take part, but if the birthday person has brothers or a son, they can also be involved.

Congratulators appear in the center of the hall.

Congratulatory 1:
Phew, I'm tired, I was planning on it,
I tried so hard, I was in such a hurry,
I even played sports
Popped into the store!

Congratulations 2:
I tried really hard too
Look, I ironed my pants,
Put on a clean shirt
Even clean socks!

Congratulatory 3:
Me too, as you can see,
In a full parade I
Happy birthday today
We congratulate you!

Congratulatory 1:
We thought and wondered for a long time,
What should I give you?
And we collected a bouquet,
Be delighted and beautiful!

(They give a bouquet of socks. Of course, such a gift requires some preparation, so you need to make a bouquet in advance)

Congratulations 2:
And also for you today,
We have prepared a surprise
So that the soul is warmed,
Evenings are the main prize!

Congratulatory 3:
So that later, you set up a brand,
So that you surprise people,
So that wonderful alcohol,
Sold all over the world!

(A bottle of alcohol with a photo of the birthday boy and with a famous name. It is advisable to take the name based on the last name. Example: Ivanov, the name of the bottle is Ivanovka)

At the end of the number, friends can sing a few ditties.

Is it your relative, colleague, friend or neighbor’s anniversary, and are you thinking about a gift?

You suffer, realizing that it is quite difficult to surprise a woman when she is a little over 40...

I agree, it’s difficult, but it’s possible!

Agree, a trip to the Maldives or a car - not everyone can afford such gifts.

What to do if you have to choose a gift for a female colleague? In this case, household appliances, sets of dishes, towels and bed linen are traditionally presented, but this is dangerous: after all, by a certain age, women usually already have all this.

It can be interesting to observe how, before the birthday of the hero of the day, they begin to veiledly inquire what is in the household and what she lacks for complete economic happiness. After all, no one wants to get into trouble by giving, for example, a second vacuum cleaner.

And just imagine, if it suddenly turns out that the birthday girl, well, has everything!

There is only one way out: to give the hero of the day a real holiday, to present her with something simple, but very funny, so that her anniversary birthday will be remembered by her forever.

I can, I want and I will be everywhere, always, everywhere - I’m only 45!

A symbol of the fact that from now on time will flow in the opposite direction, and our birthday girl will only get younger, will be a humorous clock in reverse.

They can be purchased in specialized stores or ordered individually. The numbers on them are in reverse order, which means the arrow rotates in the other direction.

If the hero of the day dreamed of a tattoo in her youth, then a playful gift for her 45th anniversary will be transparent sleeves with a tattoo, which allows her to shock her loved ones and colleagues after the holiday.

Currently, any printing house can create any inscription on anything in 1-2 days.

But you’re already tired of mugs and T-shirts with funny inscriptions, so you can use your imagination and give a woman, for example, a pillow for her car with the inscription “Careful, I didn’t get enough sleep today!” or “Don’t make the fairy angry, otherwise the fairy will start acting!”

You can declare the hero of the occasion “the Lord of the whole world” and give her a bar in the shape of a globe.

This gift is relevant provided that the woman is not an ardent opponent of alcohol. Also in the shape of a globe there can be a brooch, pendant, stand for stationery items, etc.

Therefore, be the birthday girl “Lord” in any case!

She made a career and raised children! Life is just beginning - I'm only 50!

At a birthday party on such a round anniversary, let there not be boring toasts with wishes only for vigor and health, but also playful ironic words, like: “Our young birthday girl has thousands of wishes, and we, as devoted friends (relatives, colleagues, neighbors) are ready fulfill them." After this, the hero of the occasion is given “Goldfish” candies and a bottle with a genie.

It’s great if the hero of the day has a sweet tooth! Give her a huge, delicious, bright bouquet of CANDIES. It will bring pleasure and will never fade!

A kind and cheerful gift for 50 years would be a meeting with a close friend (girlfriend) whom the birthday girl has not seen for many years.

Organize the arrival of this person, and let him first call and say warm words at the very peak of the celebration. At the same time, he can enter the banquet room, which will make the hero of the day incredibly happy.
To make the situation more fun, you can place a large bow with a ribbon on your close friend’s head to imitate “holiday wrapping.”

If a woman monitors her health and often takes dietary supplements, you can give her beautiful jars, inside of which there will be bright multi-colored dragee candies, with the inscriptions on the label “Anti-depression”, “Sedative”, “Vitamins of sexuality”, etc.

For labels, you can use colored self-adhesive stickers.

I don’t regret what I didn’t do! I still have so much time to do - I’m still 55!

For a woman whose numbers in her passport give her a confident double A, you can stage a scene and give the birthday girl “foreshadowing” gifts.

For example, “We know that you have been dreaming of a fur coat for a long time. We would really like to give it to you, but you know how much we earn. Therefore, we want to help you get closer to your dream and give you a HANGER on which you can hang your mink coat for your 55th anniversary!”

Here are some more options:

• antenna (a harbinger of a plasma TV);
• a computer mouse pad or a stand with cooling (a harbinger of the appearance of your own PC or laptop);
• inflatable ring (promises a trip to the sea).

To make the birthday girl's wishes come true, it's fun to give her an aquarium with goldfish (or one fish). Of course, you first need to make sure that the hero of the occasion will not mind the fact that new pets will appear in her house.

Let us add that according to Feng Shui, a goldfish is a symbol of monetary wealth, internal and external beauty.

You can arrange for the birthday girl to be dedicated to the “Queen of Purity and Beauty.” At this moment, she is given wicker bast shoes, a sauna cap, a broom, a washcloth, and various oils and creams. In general, everything that the hero of the day will need to visit the steam room.

Firstly, this gift can be played with in a fun way, and secondly, it is really useful.

Light, free and beautiful, and irreplaceable for my family - I’m still 60!

60 is a royal age! And such a holiday can begin with the crowning of the hero of the occasion.

To do this, you need to prepare the throne, line up a row of “subjects,” turn on ceremonial music, put a crown on the birthday girl’s head, and give her a scepter and orb.

After this, the birthday girl is awarded funny certificates: “Queen of the Year”, “Best Grandmother in the World”, etc. Moreover, comic diplomas can be given to the hero of the day throughout the evening.

A unique cake with a humorous inscription will be a wonderful gift for 60th birthday!

The shape of the cake can be different, and it will be you who will come up with it, because you know what the birthday girl likes and what she dreams of.

You can come up with quiet congratulations yourself or borrow them from the World Wide Web. Usually, along with such poems, the birthday girl is given unexpected little things that cause an outburst of laughter at the table: an oilcloth tablecloth, a mop, a toothbrush, a handkerchief.

And finally, some tips for choosing funny gifts for a woman’s anniversary:

• In order for the congratulation to be cheerful, and most importantly pleasant for the birthday girl, you need to carefully prepare for it, having thought through the measure of humor. Don't overdo it!
• Rare ladies will respond favorably to a gift of a pack of diapers or dentures. Such “extreme” gifts should be given only if the hero of the day has an easy-going character and an excellent sense of humor. But I advise you not to risk it!
• To prevent the hero of the day from getting the impression that everyone decided to laugh at her, alternate between giving “comic” and “serious” gifts.

Remember, an anniversary for a woman, no matter how old she turns, is not an age date, but an additional reason to gather friends!

Welcome, dear guests!

If you are not a master at saying beautiful words in a way that will take your breath away, you can surprise everyone with an interesting gift. Every time we think about how to give a gift in a beautiful and original way, so that this occasion will be remembered and then you will be remembered with a kind word for a long, long time. Let's talk about interesting, original ways of giving gifts and congratulations. Just recently I made a selection of interesting ones, take advantage of it, it might come in handy.

Give it to yourself

For a large company where many people are invited, such as a wedding or anniversary, you can make such an original presentation. Wrap your gift (if it’s big, you can write it on a piece of paper), wrap it or put it in a small box, attach a note to it - for the most beautiful birthday boy (for the happiest couple - if it’s a wedding), then put it in a box or wrap it in a bundle, attach a note - for yourself to the eldest, then another package or box and a note to the youngest, etc. You can make as many layers as you like, attach notes to each one.

So, the postman comes or just the presenter says that a parcel has arrived at the address, and a note “Give to the tallest” is attached to it, the guests begin to look for who is the tallest, they determine, unwrap it, there is a note again “give to the lowest”, the search begins again , well, etc. You can use “the slimmer”, “the plumpest”, “the reddest”, “the most snub-nosed”, “the reddest” (in clothes), “the loudest”, “the curliest”, “the baldest”, etc. .

Don’t think that the guests will be complex, on the contrary, when I first saw a gift being given in this way, it was at a wedding, the young ones were wrapping up a baby doll, and so, when they announced “the chubbyest”, I, a lady who has been struggling with obesity all my life, was the loudest screamed: Me! I! Give it to me, I'm the plumpest. And then, when I was presenting a gift at my friend’s anniversary, I watched as the guests vied with each other shouting: “me-me, give it to me, I’m the baldest one in this house!”

Baba Yaga congratulates the woman on her anniversary.

Is the navigator broken?!
Oh, tell me, honest people, is the anniversary not here?
(guests answer what is here)
I see (name of the hero of the day) sitting there, but he looks strange!
Your nose is pale and red, but does it bother you with diarrhea?
Here I poked around in the closet and collected some medicine!
Search the whole wide world, there are no better drugs!
My first advice is to stay young,
Smear your face with manure, it will be smooth like an egg!
(gives a cosmetic algae face mask)
Watch your figure, drive less - walk more!
So that the forms do not sag too much in front!
So that the waist is fat, so that it doesn’t swim
At night only horseradish and radish,
Yes, love affairs! (gives a condom)
To maintain your tone on a broom, learn to fly! (gives a broom or mop)
Balance on a broom is not the same as in the saddle!
If you listen to advice, everything will benefit you!
You will be a sex symbol Om, (emphasis on - crowbar)
And the house will be in abundance!
This is jelly made from mold! Haven't you drunk it yet?
So drink up when the carousel begins in your body! (a bag of dry jelly)
It doesn't taste as good, but it takes away the jitters!
But a cold is not a problem! Eat a bug from the pond!
There is no more reliable medicine than the natural environment! (bag of dried squid)
If your heart hurts and your chest burns with fire,
It means (name of the hero of the day) you have encephalitis!
Eat aspen bark and cheer up for the time being!
Tea is not chemical! Tea is natural gifts! (herbal mixture from the pharmacy)
And the pressure is crazy, try the rabbit droppings!
It is much more healing than honey, even though it is similar in color to honey (chocolate jelly beans or crackers)
Of course it tastes cool, it makes you die!
Only those who survive, all live to old age!
And he will whine in the back, don’t sit on the ballot!
Jump naked into the nettles, tumble in the moonlight!
And when you have a friend, you can’t sleep at night on a stuffy night
Drink a decoction of flea legs! You'll sleep like a groundhog! (tea bag)
That's all my order! How did you have fun?
Anniversary girl! Happy Birthday! Have fun until the morning!
Lastly, I’ll drink a glass, otherwise I’ll die on the road!”

Baba Yaga gives you “Nedelka” panties and socks.

Can be used for a wedding anniversary, or separately.

“Oh, my broom, my broom! Where have you taken me?
Well, I got the transport!
Is the navigator broken?!
Oh tell me honest people, the anniversary is not here?
(guests answer: here)
I see (name of the hero of the day) sitting here
Just something strange looking!
Don't you think I came here for free?
I know how to surprise you, I decided to give you panties.
Our feminine look is decorated with earrings, rings and watches,
but not everyone probably knows that the most important thing is COWARDS.
Oh! It must be said beautifully, I will give you a “week”.
Walk in the “week” and you will be a cool woman.
Don’t just put them on, but adapt them to the occasion.
If childhood and youth are tormented by nostalgia, don’t be bored!
Don’t give in to melancholy, put on these pants. (gives children's panties)
The color red excites us and calls us to exploits
You put on these pants and boldly move forward. (gives red panties)
So that the money is here, hang your panties on the chandelier.
So that the flame of love flares up,
Make a banner out of cowards.
March one-two, one-two, everyone around will go crazy.
To make the trail of income last, put your panties in the safe.
So that the magic flows like a river, keep your panties at hand!
It's all work and work, how naive you are
In these you can decide your intimate affairs. (gives erotic thongs)
Will you buy a ticket to a resort or sanatorium?
If you wear “erotica,” you’ll be a cool chick.
If suddenly you didn’t notice and your health is moping
You can put on white panties yourself, like Aibolit. (gives panties with a red cross)
Suddenly the finances are stagnant, there is no lard with sausage
The sea is knee-deep in black, put it on and sing songs. (Gives black panties)
Warm shorts will keep you warm on a cold winter evening
They will be warm, cozy and hardships will not matter. (gives fur-lined panties)
And today is your holiday, jokes, laughter, fun
You put on smart ones, (gives you panties with frills) Okay. For the mood.
And after the holiday, wear them for a walk and walk around
And, preferably, without a skirt, just wiggle your butt.
I gave gifts to the cowards, I amused all the guests,
Even if you go around the whole world, you will never find anyone like him again.
Are you having more fun with a gift? Then pour everyone a glass!

Well, why are you grinning here, dear?
You won't be left without a gift from me either!
What to give was not a problem
I know better what you need!
For every day so that you have enough,
I bring socks - just in case!
When the husband wakes up blacker than a cloud
There is no smile and howls with anguish.
You will come up to him and say: “Darling,
Wear bright socks today!” (floral socks)
It's freezing outside - my legs are cramping
Warm water does not heat the stove either.
My husband comes and you get out of his way
Here are some warm socks, give me some! (wool socks)
Your husband will be grateful to these socks
From tenderness a tear will sparkle in the eyes
And he will definitely give it to you
An unforgettable night in socks!
And wear your socks carefully!
Cover your legs with your pants!
So that a random passerby doesn't think
“Hmmm... strange dude in striped socks!” (striped socks)
If old socks are in the process of being worn
They broke into pieces, tore into strips.
Don't be sad, don't create a problem
I found a replacement for them too! (regular, black)
Here you go! She gave gifts and entertained the guests...
It's more fun with a gift
Pour it quickly!

Pour, guests, pour! I'm a sentimental grandmother, now I'm going to make a toast!

She likes to wash his socks
Without disgust, disgust, melancholy.
And there is no more beautiful and sweeter procedure,
Then hang them on the battery.
And even if he comes home harsh
And he won’t notice the newly washed socks,
The reason for this will not be swearing
Friends, she loves him so much!”

Bitterly! Let's drink to love!

Memo to the wife of the hero of the day.

You need to format the text beautifully and paste it into a frame. Give to the wife of the hero of the day.

“In the morning, at the rosy dawn, you wash your husband in the bathroom,
Pre-foam the water with pineapple gel.
And then carry your husband from the washroom to the bedroom,
Wrapped in a sheet of satin material.
Open there carefully, kiss everything you can:
Nose, ear, butt, breast and of course, every finger.
Comb your hair boldly: right - to the right, left - to the left.
Use a razor to move your cheeks. And your boy is ready to eat!
Fried eggs make you drool profusely:
Gently blot them with a flowered napkin.
Place toilet paper in pockets
A key, a cell phone, and a clean handkerchief.
And then carefully put your foot into the shoe
And send me to work to earn money.”

Three girls congratulate you on your anniversary.

4 people participate in the congratulations (3 girls and a presenter)

Presenter: Three girls were spinning under the window late in the evening,
And they didn’t so much spin as grind with their tongues!

1st: We're getting bored!
Shouldn't we go visit some girls today?

Presenter: Then the second one picked up:

2nd: It wouldn’t be a sin to drink!
But where should we go to be accepted?

Presenter: The third one didn’t guess for a long time,
The eyes became more cheerful...

3rd: Shouldn't we girls go together to the anniversary?
As soon as we arrive, we’ll say: “Come on, (name of the hero of the day) pour it for us!”

Host: And everyone went to (name of the hero of the day) to celebrate his birthday.
And now, don’t be surprised, they will congratulate (name of the hero of the day).

1st: We congratulate the hero of the day on his birthday from the bottom of our hearts!
Receive gifts from us, they are very good:

2nd: So that illness does not take you, we present this salt.
Do not hold it as a seasoning, but place it on the crown of the bed.
It helps with everyone's illnesses, they say!
(they hand over a pack of salt and put it on their head)

3rd: I’ll give you pasta and tell you the recipe
If you brush your teeth in the evening, there will be no caries in the morning!
(handed toothpaste)

1st: You have this very gift, don’t worry, don’t be discouraged!
Slowly in your bath, rub every place!
(handed a washcloth or sponge)

2nd: Try the hare droppings... They are vigorous! He'll get it!
And honey is much more healing, even though it doesn’t taste like honey.
Although it tastes cool and sometimes makes you die,
Those who survive then live up to 100 years!
(candy peanuts in chocolate)

3rd: On this bright, glorious day, we congratulate you!
And we dedicate the dance to you with all our hearts!

Here you can prepare a dance in advance, or organize a dance competition. I have a musical clip, where famous music plays for a few seconds - Macarena, Lambada, Cancan, etc., at the end the song “loaf”. Upon request, I will send it to you by email, free of charge! . Subscribe to updates, I am preparing articles with various music and dance competitions.

Congratulations to the hero of the day from a mustachioed friend.

“Where is the applause?.. Wonderful! Shouldn't we all fall back into childhood?
Women are bad, men are drunk, but I’m a mustachioed nanny.
You guys can pour a drink and I can read a fairy tale.
Raise the container higher! Let's drink to the hero of the day's childhood!

The hen Ryaba laid an egg, the grandfather is annoyed, and the grandmother is angry.
Well, the explanation for this is simple, this egg is not golden.

The prince gave Cinderella new crystal shoes, voila!
She dances in them and goes to bed. The prince smeared superglue on the insoles.

Vanya Tsarevich, in the rear of Koshchei, shoots an arrow from a bow at a swan.
Let Koschey waste away without his swan, Vanka lives with his little frog!
(be careful here, if Ivan is among the guests, then there may be an embarrassment)

Rolling across the field, Kolobok rushes, followed by a hare and a wolf,
Both the fox and the bear are running there... But the pole is a minefield!

The fox stole Petenka again, dragging him over the mountains, into the forests...
A fool doesn't know what the point is in life. Riot police ambushed her there!

So that your head doesn’t buzz, so that your heart doesn’t hurt,
So that the lower back doesn’t ache, with “this one” everything is as it was.
So that the buds do not dangle and the hair flutters.
The voice would not disappear and the sand would not fall.
So that your hands don’t shake, so that you hold the glass tightly,
So that shortness of breath does not torment you, so that all problems end!
So that your posture is straight, here, my friend, is a jump rope for you

Don't worry! Live great! So that the women say after:
“What a handsome man and there has never been a cooler man.”
I ask you to tear the property away from the chair, for you to jump, for us to dance!”

Congratulations from guests (adjectives).

One of the old congratulations, but its relevance does not change. Ask guests to name adjectives, write them down, and then read out the congratulations.

On this... and... evening, when the... stars are burning in... the sky, at this... table, in this... hall... ladies and no less... gentlemen gathered to congratulate our... hero of the day. We wish her... smiles,... friends,... success and... love. Today, in honor of our hero of the day, we will sing... songs, give... gifts and drink... wine. At our ... party there will be ... jokes, ... gags, ... dancing, shmants and ... squeezes. We will play... games and stage... skits. Let our birthday girl have the most... and... day!

This text requires 25 adjectives, but excluding unforeseen circumstances, let the guests come up with 2-3 more. You never know... 🙂

Congratulations from Vanya and Zina (to the song of V.V. Vysotsky)

Preparation: you need bath suits - 2 sheets, hats, washcloth, broom, basin, etc.
You can dress up as a man for the role of Zina, it will be funnier.

Zina. Oh, Van, look where we ended up,
And it seemed like they were going to Vanya’s bathhouse,
We put on bath sandals,
And then suddenly they came to the holiday.
Vania. Don't flatter yourself, Zin
And what a table, what a damn!
Oh, what do I see - kerosene,
Look, Zin!

Oh, Van, look how beautiful she is,
And you can see all your friends nearby,
Doesn't this concern you?
You should also dress me.
Well, you can tell it straight, Zin
You only have one skeleton
Better put on your satin
Calm down, Zin!

Oh, Van, look at those beads,
I, Van, will die of envy
She's wearing guipure panties
I, Van, want the same!
Well, you're completely crazy, Zin
With you the shame is always the same
I don't think I'm Armenian
Look at me, Zin!

Oh, Van, look at the snacks here
And have something to drink too!
Let's pour you and me a glass each
And they would invite you to sit next to me!
Don't bargain with them, Zin,
After all, you didn’t come to the store,
Yes, and we have one question
Wash yourself, Zin!

Come on, Vanya, let's stay here,
This is right, Vanya, more fun!
Next time we'll take a steam bath with you,
We'll give you a broom for your anniversary.

You can also congratulate over the phone using , for a small fee your birthday person will receive a message on the phone: a song or words of congratulations, for example, V.V. Putin.

Let's be friends with pages.

Congratulating a man on his anniversary is easy and difficult at the same time: easy if you know well the tastes and hobbies of the hero of the day, difficult if he takes his hobby very seriously - then you may not please. Men, as a rule, like to receive either practical gifts or cool ones - so a wonderful option for a man's anniversary would be a congratulation in which you can combine both.

For example, before presenting a truly valuable gift (an envelope with money or a gift certificate), you can arrange the presentation of comic gifts that tell about the profession or hobby of the hero of the day - this will certainly please the recipient himself and create an atmosphere of festive fun at the table.

With the help of an invented funny instruction or eyeliner, you can give the hero of the day a very practical and ordinary gift in an original way: a bottle of vodka, a watch, etc. This is a great way to bring joy to the hero of the day and add variety to the series of, albeit beautiful, but stereotyped wishes..

Here are the best ideas on the Internet (thanks to the authors) on how to organize comic congratulations on gifts for a man's anniversary.

1. Cool gift for the hero of the day “Healing air”

(Auror A. Belimova)

For this humorous gift, stock up on a three-liter jar. It needs to be rolled up (we recommend applying a small amount of fir oil to the back of the lid, so that when you open the jar, a subtle aroma of pine forest can actually be heard from it); stick a label on it with the following content: “The healing air of a pine forest. Ozone content - 2 percent, oxygen - 23, carbon dioxide - 0.03 percent. Volume 3 liters. Use within one hour of opening."

You shouldn’t show this gift to the birthday boy right away. First read the following terms to him:

“If you want to feel young at any age, you need to have an excellent pulse.

- If you want to feel young at any age and admire beautiful girls, you need one hundred percent vision.

- If you want to feel young at any age, admire beautiful girls and walk with them in the park, you need strong legs.

- If you want to feel young at any age, admire beautiful girls, walk with them in the park and kiss them deeply, you need fresh breath.

“And if you want to enjoy all this, you need to breathe deeply!”

And only after that you hand over a three-liter jar, loudly announcing its contents and purpose.

2. A comic gift for a man “Miracle slippers with instructions”

(Author K. Cheregoshkina)

You can also give your beloved man ordinary house slippers, attaching a cool instruction or a memo in a beautifully designed version:

“Men's house slippers. Our oversized slippers, easily adapting to the shape and length of your foot, will give you confidence, emphasize your individuality and complement the image of a real man in an unexpected way.

- Not a single woman can resist you if you wear slippers from our production!

- Our slippers heal not only the body, but also the soul: they are recommended for overworked feet with delicate skin as a remedy for fatigue, calluses, cracks and other problems.

- The slippers are made of environmentally friendly material, they provide comfortable wearing all year round: they are warm in winter, not hot in summer. Feet that are overcooled in winter in our slippers will reach a healthy body temperature in a minimum period of time. The soft sole of the product promotes silent movement, which is important at night.

- The incredibly luxurious and stylish color scheme in which this model is designed will satisfy the most refined taste of the finest connoisseur and connoisseur of fashion. It has a beneficial effect on the nervous and visual systems without destroying or irritating them.

- Our slippers will be your best assistant in a delicate situation and will hide unpleasant surprises: be it holes in your socks, unwashed feet or uncut nails.

- As a result of many years of research, it has been proven that the moment we put on our slippers, stress hormones die in the human body. Our slippers are yours formula for success and happiness

- Be careful! Can induce a feeling of bliss!

“Wear it with pleasure!”

3. Congratulations with gifts for the hero of the day, a car enthusiast.

Leading: The life of our hero of the day is directly connected with intersections and traffic lights

and road signs. After all, the profession of a driver is life on wheels!

What can I wish for you? teacher,

For a birthday, an anniversary?

Stay in shape, our car enthusiast,

Step on the gas and don't worry.

Gas pedal We give the hero of the day this very minute. Expensive...!

So that the traffic police don't have to

Today draw up a protocol here,

You should drink and drive...

Drink "Coca-Cola"!

(The hero of the day is given a can of Coca-Cola.)

Let this charming drink cool you down in hot weather, but not quench your thirst for travel!

(Applause from the guests.)

Considering that a car is the brainchild of any car enthusiast, we decided to give the hero of the day a few useful things.

Dear hero of the day!

We give it away wheel,

Place it in the spare tire.

(A kalach baked in the shape of a wheel is presented.)

Well, so that the patrol doesn’t get to the bottom of it,

We give you this spare steering wheel.

(The steering wheel is handed over.)

After watching cool TV series about truckers,

We think that they will be useful fuels and lubricants.

(A bottle of vegetable oil and vodka is presented.)

Now the driver’s transport is fully equipped and you can safely hit the road.

(Source: scenariev.net)

4. Comic congratulation “The hero of the day is our baby!"

Here's the baby in front of you
The baby is naked.
We need to dress him up.
So that the child does not freeze.

So that the head does not freeze,
We will pull on the cap deftly. (they give a cap)

So that something else doesn't happen,
And the underwear wouldn’t get wet from below,
Well, why are you laughing, who doesn’t?
In general, diapers won’t hurt us (they give diapers)

And if a bad mood comes
How to calm a child instantly?
Place a pacifier in your mouth so you don't scream
I knew that life would be silent more (give a pacifier)

(Source: menshiy.ru)

5. Congratulations from friends with a funny gift

We thought we were guessing
We spent the whole evening discussing:
What does a person need?
Having crossed the 50-year milestone???

Is happiness in trinkets?
In crystal vases, pillows?
In a small dacha by the river,
Or on a ring on your finger?

Of course not! That's bullshit!
Better than money - no!

We taxied to the store,
And we bought a gift!

Miracle apron - wallet,
Try it on my friend!!!

The apron itself is good,
You will find six pockets!

The first "FOR FRIENDS" pocket!
There is always a glass in it!
And a stash to drive away,
When there is nothing left to pour!!!

For “LOVE” there is a second pocket!
there lies a big surprise!
So that the stove does not go out!
Here's a candle for you Seryozhka!
And a bill for flowers,
So that you are ready for sex!!!

Our third pocket "PARENTS"
You call them day and night!
And to always be in touch -
I need to buy a card!

And the fourth "OUR CHILDREN"
And keep a pocket for them!
What do children need, guys?
Well, of course, money!!!

The fifth pocket here is "WORK"
Our main concern!
Buy yourself a travel card!
Not one, but three at once!!!

And the sixth pocket is “YOURS”
The most affectionate, dear.
What will you take from it?
Spend on yourself with love.
We didn't skimp for you
They didn’t hide even a ruble.

Accept a gift from us
Remember us with kind words.
Happy birthday
And we wish you to live richly!

(Source: forum.in-ku.com)

(For information about donating a set of socks, see the link)

6. Comic photo session of the hero of the day with hats.

(hats for this congratulation can be given to the hero of the day, or you can simply play up their presentation for a photo shoot and entertainment)

Birthday has arrived
And the question arose before us,
What should we buy as a gift?
We decided to give a hat! (cowboy hat)

Oh, what a cute hat!
A treat for the men.
But it seems out of season
Summer style hat

Well, I won’t give it away
And then I’ll give you a bandana! (bandana)
You look beautiful in a bandana,
Only somehow so playfully.

No, let's go in order:
We'll give you another hat.
The connection with sports will be strong,
If we give a cap! (cap)

Why do you need a cap these days?
And she sits loosely
Yes, and the color is not the theme at all,
No, let's give up this idea.

To be funny then
You need to give the cap
Take it off, it's all nonsense -
Dressed up like a jester (cap)

He's not a troll today
And of course the king
Headdress for the throne
This is the royal crown! (crown)

7. Exclusive gift "Watch - idea generator"

You can give the birthday boy an unusual watch, absolutely exclusive, because you need to make it yourself. As the basis for the gift, you need to buy a large wall clock, then order good quality pictures that will depict the main dreams of the birthday boy, for example, a car, an apartment, a dacha, a good wife and many children - these will be larger pictures. Make other dreams and desires - a fancy TV, a fashionable breed of dog or a TV dish - smaller in scale.

Then all these prepared pictures need to be pasted instead of the numbers on the dial. If space allows, then in the center of the clock place an indelible inscription in the following way: “This is not the time to dream! It's time to act!"

8. Cool congratulations with gifts to the bathhouse attendant “Come to the bathhouse quickly!”

This is a congratulation from friends with whom the hero of the day goes to the bathhouse together - they read it one by one, if there are not many people, then two or three times.

1. We know that the hero of the day

Loves to take a steam bath!

There’s a broom and a beer…..

We really like the bathhouse!

2. In the evening we leave the bathhouse

And…..name…father. also with us

Everyone's muzzles are red,

I feel great!

3. We came to congratulate you

It’s immediately obvious: straight from the bathhouse,

To make a toast

Well, have a drink and a snack!

4. Be the happiest person in the world

Always be among friends

So that we all have to celebrate

Your 100th anniversary!

5. We didn’t come here in vain,

Here are the gifts they brought,

Accept them quickly

Pour us a glass!

6. To have a lot of money,

If you suddenly feel sad

Health, happiness to be,

Here's a gift for you, friend! (they give a broom)

7. They decided to give a broom as a gift.

Pour some foamy beer,

And a piece of soap.

To make it more fun! (give soap)

1. Please accept congratulations

On this glorious anniversary,

And no later than Sunday

Come to the bathhouse quickly!

(Source: forum.vkmonline.com)

(If you arrange several surprises on this topic, it will also come in handyfrom this collection)

9. A cool gift from close friends - a basin.

For our anniversary we give a basin, it will always be just right.

You can wash floors in it, you can milk cows,

You can pick berries, burp after drinking,

You can wash with it in the bathhouse, it will be useful to you there too,

You can wash your clothes in it, you can wash your butt,

You can sow flour in it and hang it on a branch

You can ride down the slide, it will always be useful to you,

And how will it be (50.60...) we will come to you again,

Prepare okroshka for us, and find a bigger spoon,

We’ll pour okroshka into a basin and celebrate the anniversary,

In general, you keep it, don’t break it, don’t crumple it,

Don’t leave it in the yard and put it back,

Happy anniversary, we wish you all a drink now,

Some from the pile, some from what, and we will drink from it.

(source: mastervo.ru)

10. Giving bath accessories as a gift.

Congratulating men hold brooms in their hands, like bouquets, and gifts: a washcloth, a hat, a massage mitten, a foot brush, a washcloth, a thermometer.
First: Who walks together in a row?
Second: This is a squad of bath attendants!
Third: Let's steam everyone up and warm them up.
Come on, people, be bold!
Fourth: The people here are very dirty...
Fifth: Sign up five years in advance!
Sixth: But today is an exception
And such a message...
Together: There is more steam in our hall
In honor of (Name)- hero of the day!

First: We give a friend a washcloth,
Rub harder, we don't mind
Unless you're a fool -
You'll be red like a lobster! (they give a washcloth)
Together: Oh, ah, oh, oh, brothers, he's giving up the ghost!

Second: We give a hat for curls,

Third: To remove fat from the sides -
We are urgently giving away a massager,
Oh, sorry, massager,
May you always rub your body! (they give you a massage mitten)
Together: Eh, uh, ah, oh, hurry up and steam the fat!

Fourth: If you decide to swim in the Thames,
Then use this pumice stone
Englishmen, ordinary guys,
No need to scare your heels! (they give penza)
Together: Oh, oh, oh, oh, it’s not a sin for you to take a steam bath!

Fifth: We will give this gang so that,
If it's hot,
I drank beer from it,
I would remember this day!
Together: Oh, oh, oh, oh, we would like a broom, like fluff!

Sixth: If suddenly you've had too much
And he gave the park away with interest,
Our thermometer will show
Maybe it will even go off scale!
Together: Uh, eh, oh, ah, the last stroke of the broom!

First: You, (Name), our friend,
Pour your glass full!
We have something to pay -
We can give you a broom! (hand over their brooms).

11. Original congratulations on the gift of vodka to the hero of the day.

Alcoholic drinks as a gift option for a man are very common, but here you can distinguish yourself, you just have to show a little imagination. For a purchased bottle of vodka, you need to order a special label from the printing house, where the name of the anniversary drink will be placed, which must include the name, first name and patronymic or surname of the hero of the occasion. It is quite appropriate to add to the title a photograph, using Photoshop, stylized as a portrait of the President of the Russian Federation, Stenka Razin or Peter the Great.

You can also colorfully draw up all the documents that will be attached to the gift: “ingredients”, “rules of use and “recommendations”, which should be solemnly counted when presenting the vodka.

Gift tip:

“To obtain this magnificent product, the best minds of the enterprise took the most remarkable components - “transparency”, so that the life of the hero of the day was like the height and depth of the spring sky. May clouds never come over him. We took the “fortress” because it is needed in overcoming life’s difficulties. We added “degrees” so that they were always at +100 and above, which shows the cheerfulness, charm and energy of the hero of the day. “Easy digestibility”, so that everything good, kind, and bright comes to his home. And “slight dizziness” from happiness, love and fun.”

Rules for using vodka:

It should then be used:
a) when the soul requests;
b) when the soul aches;
c) when the soul sings;
d) after a bath or shower;
e) if necessary;
e) in special cases.

1. Do not abuse, always keep yourself in an upright position;

2. Hide from children under 16 years of age and from your wife;

3. Keep away from fire;

4. Consume undiluted, always with a good snack;

5. With excessive libations - poisonous..

12. A set of comic gifts to congratulate a man.

Just for fun, friends give the birthday boy a whole bunch of little things.

Even though you are the hero of the day today,
The laurel wreath will not shine for you.
You’d better accept a bouquet of bay leaves from us (they give a bay leaf)

Don't think of being angry with us -
A nail will come in handy around the house (give a nail)

They wanted to give a flashlight,
But we only found a ball (give a ball)

When you go for a walk,
So that your trousers don't fall off,
You have with you

This pin made of steel (give a pin)

Pour this into a glass
And drink slowly (give a glass)

After a drink, have a snack -
The matter is very important.
Here's a sleeve for you
Paper napkin (give a napkin)

And for dessert we have
I have some candy for you (they give candy)

You received flowers, roses.
They don't wither in the cold (they give a card with roses)

Here's the baby in front of you

The baby is naked.
We need to dress him up.
So that the child does not freeze.

So that the head does not freeze,
We will pull on the cap deftly. (they give a cap)

So that something else doesn't happen,
And the underwear wouldn’t get wet from below,
Well, why are you laughing, who doesn’t?
In general, diapers won’t hurt us (they give diapers as a gift)

And if a bad mood comes
How to calm a child instantly?
Place a pacifier in your mouth so you don't scream
I knew that I would be silent more in life (they give me a pacifier).

Let's blindfold the birthday girl,
Let's intrigue you 100%!
What a gift with delivery
So has she been waiting for a long time?

Desired, new, delightful,
What it is is still a secret.
Only to her, the captivating beauty
We will give you something that doesn't exist yet.

Please accept my comic congratulations,
And be happy on your birthday
How long have we suffered in search
The gift is just an obsession.

Well, open your eyes quickly!
Here's a surprise!
He is yours! Hooray!

We give you a gift
Of course he is from the heart,
He is beautiful, useful, bright,
Hurry up to use it.

Remember your friends, of course
Invite me to visit more often.
Be a diligent housewife
Treat your husband deliciously.

So that your eyes glow with happiness,
Lips are swollen with love,
And the blush is only from passion
Your cheeks were burning!

(Any kitchen utensils, dishes, household kitchen appliances, maybe a cookbook, tablecloth, etc. can be used as a gift accompanied by this poem.)

We thought we were guessing

We spent the whole evening discussing:
What does a person need?
Having crossed the summer milestone???

Is happiness in trinkets?
In crystal vases, pillows?
In a small dacha by the river,
Or on a ring on your finger?

Of course not! That's bullshit!
Better than money - no!

We taxied to the store,
And we bought a gift!

Miracle apron - wallet,
Try it on my friend!!!

The apron itself is good,
You will find six pockets!

The first “FOR FRIENDS” pocket!
There is always a glass in it!
And a stash to drive away,
When there is nothing left to pour!!!

For “LOVE” there is a second pocket!

there lies a big surprise!
So that the stove does not go out!
Here's a candle for you Seryozhka!
And a bill for flowers,
So that you are ready for sex!!!

Our third pocket “PARENTS”
You call them day and night!
And to always be in touch -
I need to buy a card!

And the fourth “OUR CHILDREN”
And keep a pocket for them!
What do children need, guys?
Well, of course, money!!!

The fifth pocket here is “WORK”
Our main concern!
Buy yourself a travel card!
Not one, but three at once!!!

And the sixth pocket is “YOURS”
The most affectionate, dear.
What will you take from it?
Spend on yourself with love.
We didn't skimp for you
They didn’t hide even a ruble.

Accept a gift from us
Remember us with kind words.
Happy birthday
And we wish you to live richly!

Our birthday boy is wonderful,
Dear birthday boy,
We came to you with a gift,
With a bag full, big.

What's there? You guessed it!
You've been dreaming about this for a long time,
And enjoy today!
You have become the owner...

(At this moment they take out the desired gift to give the man a happy birthday)

Don't part with him now,
Take him to sleep with you,
Show off your gift
And love your friends!

Hello, dear friend!
Happy Birthday to You!
We will congratulate you in an unusual way,
And we will hand over the gifts personally!

1.) Here's a gift for the soul,
Don’t rush to be surprised
Paint your soft lips,
There will be kisses to your heart's content! (Pomade)

2.) And this gift is important!
Even if it's paper.
He always helps out
Never fails! (Toilet paper roll)

3.) If a hole appears,
Something, somewhere is leaking,
It will certainly come in handy
Our gift for the girl. (Threads and needles, available as a set)

4.) If everything looks bad in the mirror,
The French say strictly:
Just wash your hair
Our shampoo is always with you! (Shampoo)

5.) So that your legs don’t hurt,
Didn't freeze, didn't sweat,
We give you slippers
Will they fit your feet? (Slippers)

6.) You have a big sweet tooth,
We know this for sure!
We give you candy
From my big heart! (Candies)

7.) To keep the lights on in the house,
Our gift will come in handy
This is a light bulb for you
Our red maiden! (Bulb)

8.) Don’t be a fool,
Here, take the comb.
Straighten the tufts in your mane,
Seduce the man.

9.) Finally, we give you a pen,
To write down your pay!

Birthday has arrived
And the question arose before us,
What should we buy as a gift?
We decided to give a hat! (cowboy hat)

Oh, what a cute hat!
A treat for the men.
But it seems out of season
Summer style hat

Well, I won’t give it away
And then I’ll give you a bandana! (bandana)
You look beautiful in a bandana,
Only somehow so playfully.

No, let's go in order:
We'll give you another hat.
The connection with sports will be strong,
If we give a cap! (cap)

Why do you need a cap these days?
And she sits loosely
Yes, and the color is not the theme at all,
No, let's give up this idea.

To be funny then
You need to give the cap
Take it off, it's all nonsense -
Dressed up like a jester (cap)

He's not a troll today
And of course the king
Headdress for the throne
This is the royal crown! (crown).

For birthdays we give a basin, it will always be just right.

You can wash floors in it, you can milk cows,

You can pick berries, burp after drinking,

You can wash with it in the bathhouse, it will be useful to you there too,

You can wash your clothes in it, you can wash your butt,

You can sow flour in it and hang it on a branch

You can ride down the slide, it will always be useful to you,

And how will it be (.50.60...) we will come to you again,

Prepare okroshka for us, and find a bigger spoon,

We’ll pour okroshka into a basin and celebrate the anniversary,

In general, you keep it, don’t break it, don’t crumple it,

Don’t leave it in the yard and put it back,

Happy anniversary, we wish you all a drink now,

Some from the pile, some from what, and we will drink from it.

Congratulating men hold brooms in their hands, like bouquets, and gifts: a washcloth, a hat, a massage mitten, a foot brush, a washcloth, a thermometer.
First: Who walks together in a row?
Second: This is a squad of bath attendants!
Third: Let's steam everyone up, warm them up.
Come on, people, be bold!
Fourth: The people here are very dirty...
Fifth: Sign up for five years in advance!
Sixth: But today is an exception
And such a message...
Together: There is more steam in our hall
In honor of (name) - the hero of the day!

First: We give a friend a washcloth,
Rub harder, we don't mind
Unless you're a fool -
You'll be red like a lobster! (they give a washcloth)
Together: Oh, ah, eh, uh, brothers, he gives up the ghost!

Second: We give a hat for curls,
And when there are no curls,
Cover your bald head with a hat -
You will be a hero! (they give you a bath cap)
Together: Eh, uh, ah, oh, but the park isn’t bad at all!

Third: To remove fat from the sides -
We are urgently giving away a massager,
Oh, sorry, massager,
May you always rub your body! (they give you a massage mitten)
Together: Eh, uh, ah, oh, you'll soon burn off the fat!

Fourth: If you decide to swim in the Thames,
Then use this pumice stone
Englishmen, ordinary guys,
No need to scare your heels! (they give penza)
Together: Oh, oh, oh, oh, it’s not a sin for you to take a steam bath!

Fifth: We will give this gang so that,
If it's hot,
I drank beer from it,
I would remember this day!
Together: Oh, oh, oh, oh, we would like a broom, like fluff!

Sixth: If suddenly you have too much
And he gave the park away with interest,
Our thermometer will show
Maybe it will even go off scale!
Together: Uh, eh, oh, ah, the last stroke of the broom!

First: You, (name), our friend,
Pour your glass full!
We have something to pay -
We can give you a broom! (hand over their brooms).

Hello, well done man!
We've come for the name day!
Yes, with not empty hands,
And funny gifts!

1.) In the morning you get up from the couch,
And you run to the bathroom,
To shave the beard,
No foam again, fuck!

All in unison: - And we, and we, have a gift for you! (Shaving foam included)

2.) I shaved and combed my hair
And I looked at the shirt
These are the times! Well, where's the tie?
Well, where did I put him?

All in unison: - And we, and we, have a gift for you! (As a gift, a beautiful tie)

3.) Dressed up for work,
It's time for breakfast
Drink some coffee, where's the cup?
Ugh, you're in the sink, dirty...

All in unison: - And we, and we, have a gift for you! (Mug as a gift)

4.) You run to work,
Belated, trembling...
Rise before the sun,
Start up, don't forget!

All in unison: - And we, and we, have a gift for you! (Alarm clock as a gift)

5.) You came to work -
There are a lot of documents!
There are no pens, unfortunately,
Well, it's a sad case!

All in unison: - And we, and we, have a gift for you! (Ballpoint pen included)

6.) You're tired at work,
I walked to the car,
Oh, how it's covered in snow
Windshield!

All in unison: - And we, and we, have a gift for you! (A snow brush is included as a gift)

7.) And so that the wife waits at home,
I was dying of desire,
We give you something...
Even though you yourself: OH-HO-HO!

All in unison: - And we, and we, have a gift for you! (Viagra as a gift)

All in unison: - And we, and we, have a gift for you! (Calculator as a gift)

Finally, we wish
So that all your dreams come true,
And the gifts came in handy
And they came up to the occasion!

All in unison: - After all, with us, after all, with us, all the gifts are just great!!!

“To get this magnificent product, the best minds of the enterprise took the most wonderful components - “transparency”, so that the life of the hero of the day was like the height and depth of the spring sky. May clouds never come over him. We took the “fortress” because it is needed in overcoming life’s difficulties. We added “degrees” so that they were always at +100 and above, which shows the cheerfulness, charm and energy of the hero of the day. “Easy digestibility”, so that everything good, kind, and bright comes to his home. And “slight dizziness” from happiness, love and fun.”

Rules for using vodka:

It should then be used:
a) when the soul requests;
b) when the soul aches;
c) when the soul sings;
d) after a bath or shower;
e) if necessary;
e) in special cases.

1. Do not abuse, always keep yourself in an upright position;

2. Hide from children under 16 years of age and from your wife;

3. Keep away from fire;

4. Consume undiluted, always with a good snack;

5. With excessive libations - poisonous..

Even though you have a birthday today,
The laurel wreath will not shine for you.
You’d better accept a bouquet of bay leaves from us (they give a bay leaf)

Don't think of being angry with us -
A nail will be useful in the household (they give a nail as a gift)

They wanted to give a flashlight,
But we only found a ball (they give a ball)

When you go for a walk,
So that your trousers don't fall off,
You have with you
This pin made of steel (they give a pin)

Pour this into a glass
And drink slowly (they give you a glass)

After a drink, have a snack -
The matter is very important.
Here's a sleeve for you
Paper napkin (they give a napkin)

And for dessert we have
There is some candy for you (they give candy)

You received flowers, roses.
They do not wither in the cold (they give a card with roses).

We present the birthday boy with a GIFT - a large box wrapped in beautiful gift paper and with a beautiful bow.
Presenter: (Name of the hero of the day), try it, guess, and then open it. That's 10 gifts in one! This is a mystery gift, but here’s a hint for you.

1. This is a symbol of the beginning and end of the day!

2. This is a health indicator!

3. This is the main achievement of human civilization!

4. This is an astronaut's dream!

5. This is a book lover's best friend!

6. This is the answer to the question: “Where does the salary go?”

7. This is something that everyone, if not bows, then bends their knees to!

8. This is the saddle of the most gluttonous horse in the world!

9. This is a porn photocopier!

10. And the last thing - This is the last chord in today's anniversary! Well, now open it!

(The hero of the day turns it around, and there is a seat with a toilet lid.)

Our dear birthday boy!
Even though you are no longer fifty dollars,
Still a joy for friends -
Birthday, anniversary!
After all, any of the birthdays -
Also a reason for giving.
Because - see for yourself! —
We came here with gifts.

Birthday boy, dear!
We come to you with all our hearts!
But first, pour it.
Drink, respect people!
No, we don't need alcohol,
We would like a drink like this
Just to refresh your throat!
And we'll start giving you
Everything we took with us.
It's still a lot of work -
After all, there are a lot of gifts!
Dear hero of the day
We are happy to give generously.
And without demanding a reward,
Let's get started. Is everyone ready?
We are for a dear friend
No regrets -
They barely got it.

(With these words, they bring out a large box in which all the prepared gifts are stored, and begin to take each item out of it one by one and read funny poems about each gift).

Gift #1.

Look here:
It says "WATER".
And although there is no water here,
Let us emphasize this point:
After all, the bottle, even empty,
But how beautiful!
Suitable for everything at once.
Well, first of all, it's a vase.
Secondly, the dishes are
And not only for the bouquet:
For water and compote,
And for tea with bergamot.

Gift No. 2.

Here's another "hello":
A pack of cigarettes.
And “hello” is from childhood:
Do you remember - summer, stadium...
100 meters in physical...
Gatherings in the yard...
There were cigarettes too -
Still won't deny it?
Even though you haven't smoked for a long time,
We donate the pack anyway.
One has only to take a glance,
To understand: smoking is poison!
Why, you ask, a pack? —
You will hide your stash in it!

(with these words they present a cigarette pack, preferably empty)

Gift No. 3.

Look how beautiful she is
This beer can!
You can make a rattle
A very nice toy -
Throw a couple of coins in there!
Why isn't it a joy for the hero of the day?
Rattle - isn't it?
And a piggy bank for coins.

(with these words an empty beer can is presented)

Gift No. 4.

Here's another present for you
Under the name Eurocent,
To put it simply - a penny
Made from excellent stainless steel.
For what? It's no secret:
From donated coins
The birthday boy is pleased!
We will not take the gift back!
This is money, and besides,
Our modest contribution to this dinner.

(they present a coin and throw it into the already donated beer can)

Gift No. 5

Here's another surprise
Not a whim, not a whim:
This is a candy wrapper.
Why, you ask, is this?
We want to infect with an example:
You will become a collector!
This is the first copy.
Do you understand, hero of the day?
Who buys paintings?
Who collects coins...
Wrappers are still more reliable:
After all, paintings are more expensive!
And, giving sweets to friends,
Take off the candy wrappers at the same time.

(at this place they present a candy wrapper)

Gift No. 6

And made of refractory steel
We'll give you a pin.
You ask: why suddenly?
For the gum! Got it, friend?
You might say: “What is it?
After all, now the underwear is different -
From Trussardi, from Dior..." —
But what kind of conversation?
But take it, don’t torment your friends,
Just like that - just in case!

(with these words an ordinary steel pin is presented)

Gift No. 7

Look here, buddy:
This is a matchbox!
You say it's a small thing? No not like this:
This is not a trifle at all.
Even if you're not a tourist,
Not an avid climber,
But from now on you will be able to
Light a fire in your soul!

(with these words they present a box of matches)

Gift No. 8

We are happy to give you
This lipstick tube.
And although it is completely empty,
But beautiful female lips
He keeps the touch.
Oh yeah tube! What a sight for sore eyes!
And I can give advice:
Throw it into your enemy's pocket!
Will take revenge on him in full
His wife is for you!

(at this place an empty tube of lipstick is presented)

Gift No. 9.

Look how cute it is:
At least the jaw is still there,
Behind the teeth - an eye and an eye!
We give... Now, now...
(rummaging through the box)

The hero of the day is ready to receive
This dental floss?
Oops, looks like you made a mistake...
But we will hardly repent -
With a simple, ordinary thread
Somehow it’s more common to act.
But if you made a mistake, it doesn’t matter:
They will always come in handy!

(these words are used to present a spool of ordinary thread, maybe not a new one)

Gift No. 10.

And now it's serious
We will solve the “dental issue”.
This is pasta. Yes, dental!
So fragrant!
We know, we tried it too...
True, doubt gnaws at us:
Is it worth giving it?
Because buy a new one
We didn't have time today.
But let's give it away - really!

(with these words a tube of toothpaste is presented - in accordance with the text, you should take a used tube of toothpaste for this case)

Gift No. 11.

We're giving away a cup! Yes friends?
Look - she's yours!
Do you know if you were looking for her at home?
We see that the cup is familiar.
What for? The answer here is simple:
A wonderful toast will sound -
Well, you are the same as usual.
Drink from your usual container!
And imagine that you are drinking tea:
Don't get drunk and don't get bored!
Drink a Pepsi if it's hot.
Isn't it better to drink from a gift?

(with these words a cup belonging to the birthday person is presented)

Gift No. 12.

That's it, the gifts are over.
But no: the envelope is without a stamp!
Suddenly there will be some reason,
And the envelope is at hand!
Even a letter, or even a note -
After all, it’s a long way to the post office!
However, it’s better not to delay,