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In order to properly organize and beautifully celebrate an important date in a woman’s life - the 55th anniversary, you may find this scenario of a fun and at the same time touching and beautiful holiday dedicated to one who has overcome a significant milestone in her life and is proudly called only as a wife and mother, but also as a grandmother.

Anniversary script for a woman 55 years old

(the granddaughter of the hero of the day begins the anniversary scenario)

GRANDDAUGHTER: Why is it in our kitchen?
Is it crowded in the morning?
Everyone is frying something, steaming
Adults and children.
Hurry up and peel the potatoes.
Put some milk here.
Because it's a birthday
My dear grandmother!
The table is set, the relatives are sitting
Together at the big table
For my beloved, for my grandmother
We will dance and sing"

SONG FOR GRANDMOTHER
(They sing a song to the tune of “A smile will make everyone warmer...) My grandmother’s birthday
I woke up with the first ray of light today
I ran to my grandmother quickly,
So that she would be the first to smile at me.

Chorus:
Birthday is your holiday
Have fun and sing songs,
Let caring hands rest,
For you we are the whole crowd
We baked a big pie.
All your children and grandchildren congratulate you.

You live, dear, for many years
You and I are not afraid even of ice and cold
We send you warm greetings.
We really, really need your wise advice.

Chorus:
May your days be long
In happiness, joy, love,
And health too often fails,
We will come to visit again,
Let's start the song again,
Let sadness bypass your house.

And for my beloved grandmother
We baked a loaf.
Grandma you are braver
Blow out these candles

(The hero of the day is presented with a loaf of bread, she blows out the candles.)

First toast to our birthday girl!

(A colleague)

Today in this glorious hall
Relatives and friends are sitting
We all dressed up today
And it was not in vain that we prepared,
Today is not just a holiday here
Our Valentina has a choir of guests,
So let the song start now,
How the anthem sounds on your glorious anniversary!

CHORUS OF GUESTS
(Song to the tune of “I’ll get up before dawn today”)

We got up before dawn today,
Everyone went to buy flowers together,
We were all waiting for the appointed hour,
To perform a song for you.

Chorus:
Our hero of the day is a beauty
We are all in love with her,
Our kindest friend and boss:
We are fair and square equals to her.

I ask my friends to raise a glass
For Valentina, our Valya!
May she always be happy,
We will overturn this cup!

Believe it or don't believe it.
Standing in a dense garden
Cheerful, kind home,
Not a house, a palace with children,
With snow on the porch,
How many children? In bulk..!
Like the grains in a cucumber,
Merry and not so much.
Pugnacious and in snot,
Whom they will drag in their hands,
Who is being carried in the sleigh?
Who pees in pantyhose
And who goes to the potty?
These dolls live
Let's just say it's good.
After all, they are fed here, sung,
Then they'll go to bed,
And they will tell a fairy tale,
And they will take you to bed,
Well, life is like raspberries,
Well, what else can I say?
This is the picture.

Let's continue to interpret
And who rules that kingdom?
You ask me, Queen Valentina,
Greetings, friends!

(The hero of the day is asked to rise, they put a crown on her)

A toast to our glorious queen.

And now the competition is for men.
Find your queen.
The man is blindfolded, and all the women are put on paper crowns; you have to find yours; if you haven’t guessed correctly, you will be fined in the form of an amateur performance number.

Our glorious queen
All you know friends
She will be born today
It was not in vain that I was lucky,
Life runs after her at a gallop,
Valya rushes ahead,
So that old age with shortness of breath
You can't catch up with her on the way.

Dear Valentina Ivanovna!
Dear queen, your subjects have prepared musical and not so musical gifts for you.

(Adults come out dressed as children.)

Congratulates Aunt Valya
Our favorite kindergarten.
Sends greetings to you, dear,
Junior, nursery squad.
We promise to listen to Valya,
Always go to the potty
When everyone has eaten the porridge,
We'll take the cups away.
Be healthy, Aunt Valya,
Many, many more days
We promise that we will come
To your hundredth anniversary!

(They sing to the tune of “Let them run, clumsy”).

SONG OF BABIES
Let him laugh today
The sun is a red speck,
Nightingales sing songs in chorus
We wish you health
We promise with love
Don't forget your instructions.

Chorus:
It's not just a birthday here
Our Valya's Anniversary,
Give us candy and cookies
And pour a little.

Dear Valentina, now my dear husband wants to congratulate you.

CONGRATULATIONS FROM HUSBAND
How much beauty is there in the world:
Sun, blue sky,
And spring flowers
They can't compare with you.
For many years we walked side by side,
It was all sadness and joy
Now the grandchildren have grown up,
Old age is already knocking on our door.
We won't let her into the house
Let him walk longer
When it blooms again later,
Let him not find us at home.
You are my good one
I always feel at ease with you
I give you flowers
And a surprise with a lot of love.

Dear Valya, now your beloved daughter will congratulate you!

Dear Mommy,
You are no relative
What can I wish for you?
On this anniversary,
And what are the best words to choose,
What to tell you
How I love you.
Tied with a strong thread
We are with you forever
For me you are mommy
Main man
The most affectionate
I feel bright with you
And from the good heart
Quiet and warm
In sorrow and in joy
You were nearby
I want you forever
Mommy lived.

(There is noise outside the door, the sound of a guitar, gypsies appear)

TABOR'S SONG
(Sing to the tune of “Dear Long...”)

Bark, bark, bark, bark, la, la, etc.
Our gypsy camp has arrived
To order for your anniversary
So come on mistress don't be shy
Quickly pour vodka into the glasses

Chorus:
To make it fun
We'll all drink together,
And we’ll pour some more under the cucumber
Let's dance Russian
Then the gypsy one!
Well, then we’ll binge on romances

Allow me, madam, to congratulate you
Wish you good health
We decided to glorify you now,
Tell me about a beautiful lady

Chorus:
Yes you are beautiful
And we all like it
How do you, my dear, live correctly?
And your pies are famous in the area,
You are for the guests
You bake them with joy.
Get up in a circle Valyusha,
We'll pick out a gypsy outfit,
And then we will open our souls,
Together we will dance and sing.

Chorus:
Let the whole house buzz
And he walks around
Pour us another glass,
Let everyone around know
We'll sing for you
After all, today is your anniversary!
Bark, bark, bark, bark, la, la, etc.

Dear guests, dear birthday girl, a Russian chanson ensemble has come to your holiday under the sonorous name “Zashibalo”, welcome! 3-4 people come out with improvised musical instruments (e.g. an empty bottle and a fork, spoons, two pot lids, etc.)

COMPERE:

Here is the Russian street song ensemble “Zashibalo”!
You may ask why “Zashibalo”?
Because we go to festive events and make money, and just make money...

(points to drink)

And so before you is the star of our ensemble, the incomparable Lucy!
Meet!
(Applause)

But she just doesn’t work like that, she needs to gild her pen and name the person for whom she needs to sing or congratulate.
I will now approach each of those gathered, and you must give some money and call their name, and I will give it to the actress Lucy. So, let's begin.

(The entertainer goes to the guests, then returns to Lucy, leans towards her ear as if he is saying something in her ear)

Who? Name? Fee?
(Nods that everything is fine, sings to the tune of “Lyuba, Lyubonka”).

Once upon a time I walked around the city as a girl
Sweet girl of heavenly beauty,
I danced so hard at the disco,
That all the fans gave her flowers

Chorus:
Oh, Valyushenka,
I kiss you on your darling,
People admire you today
We got to you
For my birthday,
And since we are here,
No one will fall asleep from boredom

COMPERE:

Applause, friends! Well, who wants to continue the concert? Please continue orders (again goes to guests, etc.)

Name? Again? Fee? Who ordered? Husband! Fine.

Once Valechka and Vityusha got married,
Valya was a bride of wondrous beauty
Her features haven't changed at all now.
Today Vitya gives her flowers again

Chorus:
Oh, Vityushenka, take care of Vityushenka
Give love, diamonds and flowers,
And if Currency is happy,
Then you will be next to her, you will be happy.

COMPERE:

Storm of applause! Bravo Lucy! Shall we continue?

(goes back to the guests, takes the order, returns to Lucy)

The entertainer repeats the actions.

Who? Grandchildren? It's free.

Once upon a time Valenka was a barefoot girl,
She chased all the strange boys around the yard,
Now suddenly she has become a strict grandmother,
But still loves laughter and children

Chorus:
Valya, Valenka!
Throw away your socks and felt boots,
Let them retire
Well, we give you sandals,
Dance easily in them here today.

COMPERE:

(continues working)

Who? Retired friends? Pensioners discount...

Once upon a time Valenka
Studied at the institute
She was a student of genuine beauty,
Now she has become a beautiful woman
And on her birthday they give her flowers again

Chorus:
Oh, Valyunechka,
How smart you are
How rich she set the table for us
I sing to you, my throat is already dry,
Drink wine, and then pickle!

COMPERE:

Bravo! Bravo! All to the table.

Attention!
Dear guests, dear hero of the day, a guest from neighboring countries has come to you with congratulations.

Meet the inimitable Verka Serduchka!

VERKA SERDIUCHKA:

And I'm just coming out of the cold
I'll wipe the tears from my eyes
I came to congratulate you
And amuse people
Happy birthday friend
The holiday goes around in circles
So he came rushing to you
And stayed for a long time
Okay, everyone's good now
After all, we all drank and ate, I know
I'll be fine!

Oh, I feel like I'm going on a spree here,
Oh, I'll go on a spree!
We'll sing and drink until the morning today,
And then everyone will dance Chita-Drita together
Congratulations and wish you many long years,
And Valyukha suits you, such a lipstick color
The songs are flowing, the wine is flowing
And they knock, knock, knock glasses to the beat
Happy birthday Valentina Let's party for you!

Well, friends,
The anniversary is over,
And outside the window the moon is already rising,
The wax of hot holiday candles is melted,

So our life passes quietly,
But we will not regret the past,
We look forward to the coming day,
No wonder the wise have one piece of advice,
Only those who walk can overcome a difficult road.

Once again, happy anniversary, see you again.

Introduction

This scenario is suitable for celebrating the anniversary of a woman turning 55 years old. It is necessary to choose a host for the celebration. Prepare some prizes. To create images of gypsies and gypsies, find colored scarves, long skirts, earrings, and hats. At the end of the anniversary evening, a bouquet consisting of 55 flowers will be presented, since this is the number of flowers for the hero of the occasion, so discuss this moment between the guests in advance and collect all the flowers in this quantity. There is no need to prepare glass or crystal glasses (vases) for the game; they can be taken from the table. You will no longer need any other attributes or details. Congratulations to the guests - according to a free program (except for the first), between competitions and words.

Happy anniversary day,
Let's start celebrating it,
I turn on the music, friends,
I'll say congratulations.
I wish you happiness, laughter,
So that there is always joy,
Love, reliability, kindness,
May your life be full of adventures!
I now convey my words to the guests,
I'll give you the microphone.
Whoever wants to toast will tell us,
Maybe he’ll also dance here?
The hero of the day is 55 today,
She has no time to sleep now!
Let everything in life be a 5,
And luck will only come!
Men, don't forget to pour,
And the women are there to treat them,
We'll raise it together for a toast,
Now we’ll figure out who will congratulate.

(The presenter looks around for someone who wants to congratulate them now. They said a toast. The gypsies run in.)

Oh look who came
The gypsy camp found us!
Come on, get all your eyes ready, the predictions will begin!

Several of the guests dress up as gypsies or gypsies according to their gender. There are leaves with fortunes in the hat. To the accompaniment of gypsy guitar music, gypsies run into the room where the anniversary is being celebrated, dancing, constantly, continuously saying something. They approach one of the guests and start talking. For example: “I see your future”, “gild your pen” (not with money, but with candy, for example), “I can read in your eyes that... What works here is the improvisation of people dressed as gypsies.

After a certain speech, predictions are pulled from the hat. Perhaps there will be guests willing to take part in this, so those dressed as gypsies will not have to look for the so-called “victim”. It is best to make predictions humorous or simply pleasant. There is no need to say anything bad.

The following options are possible:

Soon you will meet your destiny,
- don't go to work tomorrow,
- wealth awaits you,
- you have the gift of persuasion, use it soon,
- you constantly think about food, it’s time to not only think, but also eat it, etc.

It's time to move on to the exotic,
For many, even to the unusual, Make us a sandwich,
Is someone cooking their mouth?

For the willing (voluntary) participant, the guests silently (whispering or just pointing at the products with their finger) make a kind of “sandwich” from any products, even those that are not combined. The participant’s task is to guess by taste what ingredients this “sandwich” consists of. No more than 5 products will be enough, which guests will collect around the table. The difficulty of the task lies in the fact that the participant has his eyes closed, which, in turn, makes it more difficult to determine which products are in the sandwich mixture.

Well, friends, are you probably tired?
We wanted to listen to the lyrics.
Two opposite sexes will come out to us,
Former, once lovers.
But transforming a little,
The voices of the genders are changing!
We continue to joke
Cheer the hero of the day!

For this game you will need 2 participants: a man and a woman. Their task: a man speaks in a female voice, and a woman speaks in a male voice. They need to demonstrate a dialogue on a free topic, imagine the situation that two acquaintances met quite by chance on the street after many years of separation. Participants are awarded a prize.

Who else is sober here?
Not sedentary, but very playful?
Come out quickly
Let's entertain our guests!
Don't sway, don't blink,
Try to concentrate
Keep your balance
It will be a lot of fun!

Competition "Balance"

This competition is held precisely when everyone has already taken the “hot drink”. Now is the time when you need to test your sobriety. 3 participants are called (more or less is possible, at the request of the guests), they need to stand on one leg and hold on for as long as possible without swaying or falling. It is best to turn on music so that there is no silence during this competition. The one who stands on one leg the longest is the winner. He is awarded the prize and title: The most persistent (sober).

Who isn't greedy here?
Come to the master class!
Item needs to be handed over
But without saying “hello”!
Squeeze your knees tighter, spread your legs synchronously!
Carefully hand over the cap
And we return it to me later.

Competition "Transfer"

Anyone can participate in the dacha competition, from 4 people or more. Everyone stands one after another like a train, with the presenter, who tells the rules, holding a cone-shaped object (this could be a party cap). All participants need to pass the item to each other in a chain. The difficulty lies in the fact that the object is clamped between the knees and must be passed so as not to drop, and the next participant must grab and hold it with his own knees. And so on, according to the same rules, everything is passed along the chain, one after another. The one who dropped is out. Whoever was the last one to remain without dropping him wins and receives a prize and the title: The Most Clever.

Today's date
55 - anniversary date,
Who is ready to show everyone
How can he bend his legs 55 degrees?
Who won't break anything here?
Is the task easy to complete?
Come out quickly, hero,
We will admire you!

Game "Don't break the glasses!"

This game involves 1 person. Glass or crystal glasses (or vases, for example) are placed on the floor in front of him at a distance of approximately 10 cm. The result is a string of glass or crystal objects. The participant is told that he must pass these objects in a “snake” fashion, going around each object without touching it or breaking it. Tie the scarf tightly over the eyes and unwind it. At this time, all objects are removed silently, so that the participant does not notice, spinning, with a dizzy head, with loss of orientation, this person tries not to step on the glasses, keeping the imaginary distance that was just shown to him. All the guests laugh at the fact that there is no longer an obstacle, and the participant tries, bending his legs, to walk in a “zigzag.”

We all love the hero of the day,
And who we will not be,
We are ready for her
Take on different characters!
Come out and prove it
Confirm all my words!

Everyone is invited to participate in this competition. Their task is to dance to different national songs according to the style. Included:

Russian folk music (must depict Russian folk dance);
- Georgian national music (must depict Georgian dance, Lezginka);
- Cossack music (must depict the Cossacks, their special squat);
- Chinese music (must portray the Chinese, bow, move in leaps and bounds);
- ethnic music (must depict anything, how anyone feels this dance);
- Gothic music (everyone portrays according to their knowledge and feelings);
- hard rock (must portray a rock guitarist, sudden head movements, etc.);
- ballet music (must depict the dance of white swans, holding hands);
- then suddenly a waltz starts (everyone should waltz here as best they can).

All participants are awarded a prize for resourcefulness.

So the evening has come to an end,
It's time to collect your food!
Let the rest dance
This is just a bluff! Keep on rockin'
Amuse the hero of the day!
(Guests bring out a common bouquet with 55 flowers)
There are 55 flowers in the bouquet,
It's impossible to hug!
The guests all tried,
It was a pleasure to be with you!
Until we meet again, friends,
Let's all shout loudly: “Hurray!”
Goodbye everyone, bye!

PLEASE IF YOU QUOTE AND USE THIS MATERIAL, LEAVE YOUR COMMENTS, LET'S RESPECT EACH OTHER AND ITS AUTHORITY!!! The idea was this. I spent my anniversary with my mother-in-law, and decided that at the end of the evening, it would be nice to receive such a gift, a basket with hares. The birthday girl did not know anything about this surprise and I gave her a basket with the following words: “And now our birthday girl will give each guest such a bunny, and in giving a hare she will say a warm word to each guest, these bunnies, which have absorbed all the warmth of this evening, the guests will take away with themselves, and they will take away a piece of our good, warm evening."

And here is the birthday girl.

and here is the basket

and boys

bunnies as a gift

Well, holiday scenarios for anyone interested

To carry out the mother’s 55th anniversary scenario, we need:

1. 5 stars made of gold self-adhesive or just yellow paper, which we glue to the floor

2. bouquet of flowers

3. balloons and confetti for fireworks

4. pacifier

5. cap

6. bib

7. ears for Cheburashka and corresponding outfit

8. outfit for a gypsy

9. 3 outfits for Babok-Hedgehogs (3 sundresses or dressing gowns, 3 headscarves, 3 aprons, 3 brooms, 1 accordion)

10. gold medal

11. phonograms of the song of the crocodile Gena, Babok-Ezhek from the film "The Flying Ship", "Gypsy" and the song of the wizard Suleiman

Introduction

Dear Tatyana Nikolaevna!

Today you brightly illuminate all your guests,

After all, you direct the reflections of your star to them.

So may your rays continue to grace us with affection,

And life seems to us like a big fairy tale.

(Applause.)

So that we can extend this fairy tale,

At least for a little bit

Take your time, now go to

Star track.

Every star is just a mystery

You only need one guess.

Feel free to take the star path

And guess something!

1. Each of us dreams about this,

I think that includes you,

Get it from a man's hands

Now they are wonderful. (flowers.)

(Given a bouquet of flowers)

2. To remember your biography later,

We'll do this one now. (photo.)

(Photographed)

3. Pamper your grandchildren more often,

After all, they give you theirs. (kiss.)

(grandchildren kisses the birthday girl.)

4. For the hero of the occasion

In moments like these,

We are ready to give endlessly. (applause.)

(Applause from the guests.)

5. And it’s time to honor these minutes

Hear us here for the anniversary. (firework.) (We give balloons and forks to the children, confetti to mom’s girlfriends. The balloons burst and threw confetti).

toast May this evening last forever

And it warms our souls with warmth.

Close and dear faces are everywhere,

We all gathered at one table,

To sincerely congratulate you on your anniversary,

I wish you love, health, happiness,

So that life is better and brighter,

And it never ceased to amaze!

Ved. And I want to raise the first glass to our hero of the occasion.

You are a woman - a flower, a source and a star,

Mysteriously tender, beautiful and proud.

You are the flame of the hearth and home,

You are the light on earth that never goes out.

Poems from children

Congratulations from the granddaughter:

Kolya: Why in our kitchen

Is it crowded in the morning?

Everyone is frying something, steaming

Adults and children.

Hurry up and peel the potatoes.

Put some milk here.

Because it's a birthday

My dear grandmother!

Kate: The table is set, the relatives are sitting

Together at the big table

For my beloved, for my grandmother

We will dance and sing."

Misha: My grandma and I are very friends.

We help each other.

She... cooks dinner for me,

For her, I... eat everything.

I lead her by the hand.

A passerby will not always understand,

Is my grandmother my granddaughter?

Either I'm a child after all.

Who is taking whom to Molochny?

Who is dragging whom to “Toys”?

We live as a strong family,

Let's be true friends! ( Tatyana Bokova.)

Andrey: My dear grandmother,

I wish you tea

Delicious pies, sweets,

Know that there is no one better than you! Toast.

Questions for guests: how well do you know our hero of the day?

1. On what day of the week was our hero of the day born?

2. At what time of day did this event occur?

3. What was your weight and height at birth?

4. Where on the map was she born?

5. What was the name of the first teacher?

6. What was the name of her first love?

7. How did you study at school?

8. What does he do best?

9. In what year did you meet your dear husband?

10. On what day of the week did they get married?

11. What was the weather like on your wedding day?

12. Age of her children?

13. The height of our hero of the day?

(Medal and certificate to the winner)

The pension has arrived

The grandson runs in a skirt, ponytails, runs around the hall:

La-la-la

I ask: - Who are you?

shyly answers: - Pension, hee-hee-hee. (and runs away)

Initiation into pensioners

The granddaughter comes out as a midwife and says: “You cried when you were born.”

And everyone around laughed.

But we actually had a little pensioner. You all know how capricious little ones can be, they are afraid of colds, and they are not overly smart, so to prevent her ears from getting swollen, her head from getting hot, and also to prevent unnecessary thoughts from creeping into her head, we decided to give her a cap. (The presenter puts a cap on the hero of the day.) And you all know that little ones are so inept and so awkward that when they eat they get dirty themselves and dirty everything that surrounds them, so that this doesn’t happen we give her a bib. (The presenter puts a bib on the hero of the day.) And I also want to add to the above that little pensioners get upset for any reason, they have nothing to do, they worry about everyone, so their eyes are often wet. To prevent our pensioner from crying, we decided to give her a pacifier. (The presenter gives a pacifier on a scarlet ribbon. A cap for an adult and an apron are sewn in advance.)

Leading: And now I want to raise a glass to the birth of a new pensioner, but very, very young, who still has a lot of things to do!

Leading:(helping to take off her cap, apron and pacifier): Well, she’s fed, she’s not blowing anywhere, and most importantly she won’t cry. And now I propose to give the opportunity to congratulate...brother, sister

Musical congratulations

Dear Tatyana Nikolaevna! Accept musical congratulations. If you want, sing along! (we distribute printed words of the song).

A granddaughter with cardboard ears, like Cheburashka's, sings a song to the tune of "Song of the Crocodile Gena."

We didn't come in vain -

This is clear to everyone -

And we sat down at this table.

Congratulate the hero of the day

And leave it as a memory

This song that we will sing!

Chorus

Let the years not age you,

In life, be visible

Unfortunately, it's my birthday,

Only once a year!

We congratulate you

And, of course, we wish

Remain the same as you are:

Kind, sweet, beloved

Patient, beautiful

We cannot count all your merits.

Let the years not age you,

In life, be visible

Unfortunately, it's my birthday,

Only once a year!

Toast.

Fortune teller

During the feast, a gypsy woman appears in the hall and sings to the tune of the gypsy girl:

I am a cheerful fortune teller

I'm not asking for a lot of money

I know the whole truth about you

I'll tell you for a chervonets!

Eh, once again, once again,

Many, many more times!

Let me tell you fortune, people,

Let me lay out the cards,

Give me a hard coin

I'll tell you the whole truth!

Well, handsome, gild your pen and I’ll tell you what will happen tomorrow! Oh, I see, I see everything!

You'll have a hangover tomorrow!

Wow, dear, you’ll feel bad tomorrow, you’ll have to go to work!

And for you, I know exactly what will happen tomorrow! Monday! (If today is Saturday.)

Oh, my little rich man, in five minutes you’ll have to dance as a gypsy girl, and tomorrow you’ll have to wash your pants!

I see everything, I know everything, in the morning you’ll run for beer, in the evening you’ll run after girls!

Oh, my dear, they’ll have their eyes on you today, I know for sure. Then there’s the heart, the liver, the tongue, and on top there’s something long and thin... hard to see... ah, a herring!

You will sing so that your neighbor will cry. The rest will fall asleep!

You will sleep, curly, sweetly, you will sleep softly, until the cake is pulled out from under you!

Today they will give you two bags of happiness, one with salad, the other with vinaigrette!

There will be friends around you tonight. Friends are faithful, devoted. Tell me what to call them? Sharik, Bobik and Polkan!

Endless distances, unknown distances await you. You'll spend half a day thinking about it before you realize where you woke up!

Great happiness awaits you tomorrow, you will find a wallet with money, the one that

you will lose today.

Various diseases are waiting for you, young one, contagious diseases. No, not because the lines are bad, but because your hands are dirty!

A great loss awaits you. You'll lose your tie. You'll search all night, and you'll find it in the morning. On the neighbor's belt.

Wow, what a heavy blow awaits you!.. In the morning, when you step on the scales

They will show you a funny comedy on TV, funny, erotic.

It's called Today's Anniversary.

Give me your hand, my golden one! I’ll tell you my fortune, my dear, and tell you the whole truth. Oh, I see the road, this is the road of life. It goes uphill all the time, you will become a big man. Ah, my precious one, I see the shine along the line of your life. You will be rich, you will have a lot of money. You will build a house, you will celebrate your anniversaries there, you will invite all the guests to your place for every holiday, and now gild your pen, my rich one, for the fact that I told you fortune.

Toast.

Leading:“New” pensioners came to visit us to congratulate us.

We came to this house

I wish you many years to come,

Please accept from us Tatyana

Our pioneer greetings………

Just think about it,

Everyone is retiring

And now we will tell you,

How do they live in retirement………

We wish you a lot of happiness

This evening and forever.

Less clouds, rain, bad weather,

Tanya is a nice person………

Worked a lot

It was not in vain that I worked hard,

This is why, dear,

You have been given a pension.

You have become more prosperous

Poverty will not return

And thanks to Medvedev,

He takes care of everyone.

I would go out to work

I'm tired of sitting

But I'm afraid of taxes

Better at home - I'll get by. ...

God grant that everything will be fine,

Always behave decently

Don't get sick, don't be sad,

Eat in moderation and sleep soundly,

Never grow old

All men like it.

Leading: And now comes the solemn moment. From all of the above, the Council of Pensioners allows you, Tatyana Nikolaevna, to join the party of pensioners. To do this you must take an oath.

Oath.

Birthday girl: I, ..., joining the ranks of pensioners in front of my relatives, friends, colleagues, and children, I solemnly swear: with the fervor of my heart, to be true to my word, as the pensioner party teaches. Strictly observe and fulfill the duties of the party. To replenish your family with creatures with the help of your children, to our delight, in spite of our enemies, in defiance of our neighbors. I swear! I swear! I swear!

(The text of the oath must be printed in advance. You can also present a comic pass to the party of pensioners with a photo and seal here.)

Leading: Well, now I want to acquaint the young pensioner with her responsibilities and rights.

Responsibilities: Get up, wash. Sit down and eat.

Receive guests, Don't forget friends.

Put the mash to distill.

Play sports this year. Be ready for defense and work.

Rights: When I want, then I get up.

As long as I want, I lie there.

If I want to, I’ll start drinking.

I'll go where I want.

When I want, then I sleep.

I love whoever I want.

(offer a toast to the new “pass”.)

Host: We sincerely wish you happiness

And let every hour be joyful.

Let misfortunes pass you by,

Let your children and grandchildren love you more deeply.

So, I give the floor to the children……………..

Leading: And now I propose to move on to dancing and outdoor games.

(While the dancing and games are going on, the presenter brings in a large box, for example, from under a TV, on which is written “Banderol.” He also brings in telegrams.)

Leading: Now, while everyone was having fun, the postman Pechkin came. As you can probably guess, telegrams and even a parcel post arrived at the hero of the day’s address. He himself refused to come in because he was afraid that the bicycle would be stolen and trusted me to read out the telegrams.

Telegrams:

Hello grandma, don't be sad,

The candy is out, mind you

I made onions, dried my socks,

I’ve been writing a letter to you for two days,

And there's a sparrow on the window,

That's it, I'm finishing.

Your grandson.

Moscow, Ministry of Finance.

The budget is in deep deficit

Don’t look for money in the Ministry of Finance,

I wish I could send you a translation,

Yes, the Duma does not give money. Are you 55?

And you are perky!

Happy Birthday to you!

Zadornov.

Saint Petersburg.

I send greetings from St. Petersburg,

I wish Luda many years to come.

I wish I had your young age,

I would create a mess.

Love, peace, success

I wish you on your anniversary.

USA, Washington.

All boundaries between us have been erased,

My words fly like birds.

Our States congratulate you,

Try to live richly

Don't rush into impeachment

I wish you health, good luck and food!

I took a sip of a glass for you. Happy anniversary to you.

Clinton Bill

Moscow, LDPR Headquarters.

Yes, definitely, on this day

Even a stump is obliged to love.

I wish you all the best,

Although it won't be cheap.

Well, for starters, for example,

You all should join the LDPR.

Sorry if the humor is flat.

Happy anniversary to you!

Zhirinovsky

Parcel

(An instruction must be attached to each gift. The hero of the day opens the parcel, shows the gift and reads the instruction to everyone.)

So that there is happiness in the house,

So that you love everyone,

So that the house is full,

Take a porridge pot as a souvenir……….

Copy grandchildren

So that you take them in your arms

And I heard them screaming......

To preserve goodness, warmth,

Tanya, drink wine skillfully,

Know your limit firmly

Don't grab an extra glass,

The sobering-up station decided to help,

He gave his gift,

It will remind

How much do you need to take as normal? (Thimble.)…..

My dear, throw an Orenburg down scarf over your shoulders. (A piece of gauze.)………

To know everything in the world, you should read newspapers. (Newspaper.) …….

After a drink, have a snack

It's a very important matter

Here, Luda, instead of a sleeve

Paper napkin.

(Colleagues can also bring a parcel and read the text for all gifts themselves.)

We wish you an anniversary

It was a stage, not a result,

So that there is no end to the roads,

Leading us from days past.

We wish you a good life

Health, happiness, long years,

Love, well-deserved victories,

And happy anniversary!

Surprise gift.

Leading: And now I want to give a response to the hero of the day.

(The hero of the day thanks the guests.)

Retired grandmother

Tatyana Bokova

Our grandmother has happy years -

Granny retired.

No need to go to work now,

It's time to rest and take care of your health!

But she cleans the apartment.

He irons it, cooks it, then washes it.

When everything in the house sparkles and shines,

How much attention grandchildren require!

Granny never feels bored until nightfall

When he puts everyone to bed, calms him down,

Then grandma takes care of her health!

Parents of grandchildren come home from work,

and their grandmother surrounds them with care.

Grandma looks kind of tired,

but he seems to be retired, sitting at home.

The 55th anniversary is an important date for women, as it is not only an anniversary, but also a retirement date. It is extremely important that the holiday leaves only pleasant memories, and that the hero of the day feels loved, needed and still beautiful. In the anniversary scenario, there should not be a drop of despondency, congratulations should be spectacular, and gifts should be beautiful and appropriate for the date.

A good option would be to remind the hero of the day what heights she has reached at the age of 55, guiding her and the guests through her entire life, starting from childhood. The script should be funny, contain jokes, humor, competitions, and of course, you can’t do without congratulations, preferably in verses that praise the hero of the occasion.

Let's give an example of a congratulations script for the 55th anniversary. To hold it, we will need any cozy place where you can freely hold competitions and dance, a cafe or restaurant is perfect for this, or as an option, spend the anniversary at home, because home and native walls help .
Leading: I've seen a lot in my life,
But you're not tired yet,
You'll still rock!
You will still have a rest!
Our dear birthday girl! Today all your friends and family have gathered at this festive table to congratulate you on this magnificent date - 55 years. And here's the first surprise for you.
Oriental music starts, a man in a burqa comes out - ( Muham). He is holding a photo album in his hands. (This can be any relative)
Muham: Ashkalaraba, pokisutirpa and klintirop ahta.
The presenter translates.
Leading: Hello! My name is Muham. I came from a distant magical land.
Muham: Arnest Koldiyam Puraji Chateau.
Leading: I brought this wonderful photo album, but all the photographs disappeared from here.
Muham: ontripok pipim nakhtu.
Leading: I learned that you can return these photographs if you combine all your strengths together.
The gong sounds.
Muham: Ay danih ruken.
Leading: Well, I have to go. Good luck!
Mukham hurriedly leaves, leaving behind the photo album. While running away he drops a leaf. Leading lifts him up. (The man who played Muhama can safely change clothes and join the table.)
Leading: And here are the tasks! But first I want to play with you

COMPETITION: Question and answer

The host asks questions about the hero of the day to the guests.

• On what day of the week was the birthday girl born?
• His data at the time of birth (weight, height);
• Where did it happen;
• What time of day;
• What was the name of the teacher in the kindergarten where the hero of the day went;
• Her favorite toy;
• Best friend at school;
• What is her math grade on her certificate?
• What is her education?
• Where was her first day of work?
• Where the hero of the day met her future husband;
• When the birthday girl got married;
• What was the weather like on the wedding day?
• The exact ages of her children;
• The birthday girl's favorite food;
• Favorite song;
• What is the size of her summer cottage?
• What kind of trees grow there?

Leading: Well done everyone! And now I suggest you take a little rest and think about how we can get the photos back.

(Break 20 minutes) – For guests to have a snack.

Leading: Well, now it’s time for the first task. Since we remembered all the bright moments of our hero of the day, I propose to return her childhood photographs and remember what it was like to be little.

COMPETITION: 5 years

The congratulations scene involves a guest who will portray the hero of the day as a little girl. The props are an attribute, a baby drawn or printed on whatman paper and a cut out area of ​​the head where the hero of the day will stick his head to participate in the action. While the presenter reads the poem, the participants are fooling around.
Poem:
Here comes the little baby!
So cute and graceful,
He woke up and yawned.
And then he ran.
Hooligan out of boredom
Showed everyone their tongues
He modestly waved his hand
I became sad and became happy.
I cried a little and then
Laughed all day.
Spun, spun
Doesn't sit still
He stomped his feet
Hands patted
Smiled and sneezed
Then he fell asleep before everyone else.
So cute, that's a joy.
Do you recognize the hero of the day?
Leading: Thank you very much for this wonderful baby (Thanks guest)

Leading: Well, here we are on the right track!
Shows a photo album.
Leading: Well, it's time for the next competition. What's our next task?! Let's think about what Raisa Alexandrovna was like at 10 years old?
The guests shout out their suggestions, and the hero of the day gives suggestions.
Leading: Well, let's imagine this. What songs and poems did you tell at school? But I won't complicate the task much.

COMPETITION: 10 years

The male half of the guests are invited, they sit on chairs like bunnies, and ears are placed on their heads. The presenter distributes the words of the song to the bunnies. To the tune of the song “Tell me, Snow Maiden” from the cartoon “Well, wait a minute!”

(First to sing)
I've been in love with a beauty for a long time,
(The second one sings)
But she is deprived of her attention!
(Third sings)
I've been dreaming about her for years,
(The fourth one sings)
But for some reason I have no luck!
Chorus:
Come on, attention
No, he says, wait!
Turn on us!
No, he says
No, he says
(The fifth one sings)
Who is this beauty, tell me!
(First to sing)
Who is this beauty, show me!
(The second one sings)
Well, this riddle is not difficult:
(Third sings)
It's the birthday girl - here she is!
Chorus.

Leading: Thank you, bunny boys, for such a touching confession!
While the guests laugh and discuss, the host discreetly inserts photographs of the first page into the album, where the hero of the day is under 5 years old.

(Break 20 min)

Leading: I suggest playing a game. Since our birthday girl is 55 years old, let’s name exactly 55 compliments for her. The main thing is not to repeat yourself. And whoever can’t tell will drop out of the game, and at the end of the game he will confess his love for the birthday girl, since they couldn’t say compliments.

COMPETITION: 15 years

While the guests laugh and discuss, the host discreetly inserts photographs of the first page into the album, where the hero of the day is under 15 years old.

Leading: Well, we've reached adulthood. Institute, sessions, exams. Let's help our hero of the day remember these wonderful years.

COMPETITION: 20 years

The presenter asks illogical riddles.

• How long did the Hundred Years' War last?
• In what country were Panama hats invented?
  1. Brazil
  2. Panama
  3. Ecuador
• In what month is the October Revolution celebrated?
  1. January
  2. September
  3. October
  4. November
• What is the name of King George 6th?
  1. Albert
  2. George
  3. Manuel
• What animal does the name of the Canary Islands come from?
  1. Canary
  2. Kangaroo
  3. Seal
  4. Rat

The answers, as expected, differ from those that might seem logical to you:

1. The Hundred Years' War lasted 116 years: from 1337 to 1453.
2. Panama hats were invented in Ecuador.
3. The October Revolution is celebrated in November.
4. King George's name is Albert. He changed it in 1936.
5. The name of the Canary Islands comes from the seal.

While the guests laugh and discuss, the host discreetly inserts photographs of the first page into the album, where the hero of the day is under 20 years old.
Leading: 25 years old is the best age. Young, active, so I suggest stretching our bones a little.

COMPETITION: 25 years

The host starts the famous game of “Streams”, the more participants, the better. The game is played to fast music. Suddenly the music stops and all pairs must quickly switch with each other; the one who is left without a partner performs a simple task (for example, kiss the birthday girl, or say a beautiful toast). Then the game continues.
While the guests laugh and discuss, the host discreetly inserts photographs of the first page into the album, where the hero of the day is under 25 years old.
(Musical break 5 minutes)
Leading: And we continue. Different situations happened to our hero of the day, especially at the age of 30. I suggest repeating them.

COMPETITION: 30 years

Participants are encouraged to find an original way out of non-standard situations. It is advisable to play this out.
Examples of non-standard situations:
What to do if you accidentally sit on a birthday cake?
What should you do if you were bringing a porcelain vase to a friend as a gift and accidentally broke it?
What to do if your loved one and your best friend celebrate their birthday on the same day?
What to do if you remembered that it’s your birthday only 10 minutes before the guests arrive?
What to do if several guests (by an amazing coincidence) gave you the same gifts?
While the guests laugh and discuss, the host discreetly inserts photographs of the first page into the album, where the hero of the day is under 30 years old.
Leading: It’s been a long time since we congratulated our hero of the day. I suggest doing this in an original way.

COMPETITION: 35 years

The presenter asks the first phrase. For example: Our birthday girl is the most beautiful... The next guest must continue the phrase in rhyme. To make a poem.
While the guests laugh and discuss, the host discreetly inserts photographs of the first page into the album, where the hero of the day is under 35 years old.
(Break 20 min)
Leading: So many good congratulations
Sounds today, on the anniversary!
Life is a series of moments
Let there be more of them in it!

COMPETITION: 40 years

The presenter reads out real and fictitious facts from the life of the hero of the day when she was 40 years old, his real and fictitious habits, passions, etc., alternating them. If the phrase is true, then the contestants should clap their hands. If the stated fact is unreal, then they stomp their feet. Those who know the hero of the day best, who clap and stomp on time, win the competition.
While the guests laugh and discuss, the host discreetly inserts photographs of the first page into the album, where the hero of the day is up to 40 years old.
Leading: Today everything is for our birthday girl, she is a guest, a hostess and a boss. But I want to invite her to serve as a jury. The jury of the dance battle, where the younger generation will compete with the older generation.

COMPETITION: 45 years

The host divides the guests into generations and turns on modern music; the older generation dances first. Afterwards, for the modern generation, music from the eighties is turned on and young people try to dance to it. And who better to determine the hero of the day.
While the guests laugh and discuss, the host discreetly inserts photographs of the first page into the album, where the hero of the day is up to 45 years old.
Leading: Let it be something kind and good
Every hour will be marked
And what seemed impossible
May it be fulfilled more than once!

COMPETITION: 50 years

The presenter shows the guests a photo album of the hero of the day and asks one of them to name the page number. The participant is offered to film the most interesting photo from this page, that is, to show a scene with the continuation of the situation in the selected photo. The author or authors of the most fun and unusual scene wins.
While the guests laugh and discuss, the host discreetly inserts photographs of the first page into the album, where the hero of the day is up to 50 years old.
The man who was dressing up as Muhama is dressing up again. And he comes out with a bouquet of flowers.
Muham: aprinogi imtolv igal
Leading: So you have passed all the tests.
Muham: itongo imatiy gorniy
Leading: And I hope that the photographs of today will be in this album, as the best anniversary of 55 years. Happy holiday!
Muham gives flowers and a photo album to the birthday girl!
Then the celebration continues with a feast or dancing.

Slideshow of photographs of the hero of the day

During breaks and throughout the anniversary celebration, for guests of the holiday, photographs from the life of the birthday girl can be shown in the background.

Ved: Make way, friends, make way

At this moment, smile from your heart

Skip ahead without a doubt

You are the one who has a birthday (the hero of the day comes out)

Well, here you are 55,

How quickly the years fly by

But for a reason like this

Don't be upset!

Of course it's not 17

And far from 25,

But, to be honest,

There is no reason to be sad!

A string of difficult years

Didn't ruin the portrait.

Didn't ruin the portrait.

Let's take an honest look:

What were you like before?

I walked - my ribs rang,

And now what a body!

The bones are overgrown with meat,

Features are rounded:

Lush bust, hip, what you need -

A joy for men's eyes.

There is something to take, something to look at.

And those eyes with a sparkle

They'll drive anyone crazy!

They say that at 45

Baba berry again

And popular rumor

Right from time immemorial.

You are a woman - a flower, a source and a star,

Mysteriously tender, beautiful and proud.

You are the flame of the hearth and home,

You are the light that never goes out on earth.

We can’t avoid miracles today,

Let it rain down from the sky on you…………(guests shower the hero of the day with confetti)

To always be with friends,

You all need to perform………..(the guests sing the song)

Order to rest

(to the tune of the song “The Order is Given”)

The order was given to go to rest

To your well-deserved rest

And now it awaits you

Daily holiday

Take up cooking

All works are good

And treat your friends

Pies from the heart.

And take care of your health,

Here you need a reliable move:

You will start jogging

Just run all year round!

In summer, water the beds

And in winter, go to the skating rink...

And step boldly onto the ice,

One - jump and two - jump.

If it's unusual

Just rest for days,

Know that we will not forget you,

We will invite you often!

Suddenly work beckons you,

It will be a glorious hour

Well, we'll tell you honestly,

We will be glad to see you!

Ved: And it's time to honor these minutes

We can hear the anniversary here………(the salute guests pierce the balloons)

Round dance around the hero of the day Karavai

Ved: Let this day go down in history forever

And it will only bring joy to the birthday girl,

And let the guests have fun carelessly,

I hope no one leaves the anniversary sad.

To begin solemnly, as expected,

Everyone is asked to fill their glasses.

Dear (IO of the hero of the day)

The time has come to congratulate

And we are a little sorry -

We won't mention numbers.

To you, speaking about the anniversary

We won’t wish you much

Your merits cannot be counted

So stay, for God's sake.

Always the way you are!

And without hiding our feelings

We raise our cups for you!

Well, why did the guests stand up together?

They raised their glasses cheerfully,

Let's wish the hero of the day happiness

And let’s shout “Congratulations” three times loudly

So that the hero of the day has complete happiness,

Dry the glasses to the bottom,

I suggest drinking while standing.

Ved: Well, now I want to acquaint the young pensioner with her responsibilities and rights.

— Responsibilities: Get up, wash.

Sit down and eat.

Receive guests

Don't forget your friends.

Putting the mash to distill .

Play sports this year.

Be ready for defense and work.

— Rights : When I want, then I get up.

As long as I want, I lie there.

If I want to, I’ll start drinking.

I'll go where I want.

When I want, then I sleep.

I love whoever I want

Ved: At the table with friends,

Opening the anniversary,

Speaking to you,

I want to start with words

May today be our evening

It will be warm and cheerful,

Let them sound today

A hundred congratulations in a row.

There will be dancing, there will be songs,

Jokes will be appropriate here, because today is the name day

At my beloved (name of the hero of the day)

Let the poems be born here and now and be dedicated to our birthday girl. I’ll start, and you will help me (the words in brackets are spoken by the guests)

She's like the girl from (picture)

She is like a white angel.

She is pure as white snow

She's always cheerful (laughs)

She is close, like the smell of bread,

Her two eyes are the color (of the sky)

She is friendly with everyone

And does not waste (time)

Everyone loves her, you and I,

She has a happy (family).

We congratulate (name)

We dedicate the poems to her together.

Game "Clapper"

Now I propose to conduct a comic test - a game, with the help of which we will get to know each other better. For a moment I will ask you to put down your forks and get ready to clap your hands loudly. I name the category, the one who considers himself to be in this category claps in harmony - everyone present claps

- only the fair half of humanity

- our protection and support

- those who like to have fun

- those who are happy to go to work

- those who love money

- those who love sex

- those who love to eat delicious food

- those who are against smoking

- those who are single today

- those who are in a great mood right now

- those who are very happy about today’s meeting with the birthday girl.

VED: And now the moment has come

Fill a glass for your parents!

For those who gave life to Lyudmila,

And opened the door to a beautiful world,

For those who taught her kindness,

And he gave her the wisdom of generations,

For those thanks to whom now

She sits among us with a smile!

And so we drink to our parents!

The floor is given…..

Congratulations to the woman

(to the tune of the song “Robin”)

We are all in a hurry to the party

And nothing that stings the chest and side.

We drink the house wine.

I beg you, mistress,

Pour for the guests and me

We'll drink it all, of course

We'll leave only at dawn.

The snack went to God knows where

And the liquid flowed out of the bottles

The hostess thought then:

“Why did I invite this gang?”

And the guests don’t even listen

The robin's bottles are drained

Looks like they're waiting for something

Will they pour it or not? - they are guessing.

They are not afraid of intestinal volvulus,

And all the salts will be carried away by the water

They will pour more on the road,

And tomorrow only by lunchtime everyone will wake up.

VED: With all our hearts we wish you happiness,

And let every hour be joyful

Let misfortunes pass you by

Let your children and grandchildren love you more!

CONGRATULATIONS TO CHILDREN AND GRANDCHILDREN

VED:(name of the hero of the day)! It's your birthday today

And this is the most joyful of days

Let our congratulations today

They will also become your joy.

SONG BALAGAN “LIMITED” (to the tune of what you need)

1. We have gathered here to congratulate (name)

It makes us tremble with excitement.

Tell us straight

What do you need, what do you need?

We wish you as many as you like!

2. You have been illuminating us with your smile for a long time

You are like sunshine to us.

We wish you, everything you need, everything you need.

And also to live to be 100 years old.

3. May your refrigerator never be empty

The house will be warm and cozy.

May your family and friends always be with you,

And we'll drink to you if they pour it.

4. Let your tears come only from laughter.

Don't worry yourself about trifles

We wish you, everything you need, everything you need

And also, and what else do you want?

VED: Dear guests!

Pay attention to the wine:

This bottle of wine

We pass it back and forth

On whom the music stops,

He pours a glass

Says his toast to the guests

Glory to the hero of the day!

GAME "SPINCH THE BOTTLE"

TELEGRAMS:

Hello grandma, don't be sad,

The candy is out, mind you

I washed my socks, now I dry them,

I’ve been writing a letter to you for two days,

I have just a bunch of things to do,

That's it, I'm finishing. Your granddaughter.

Moscow, Ministry of Finance

The budget is in deep deficit

Don’t look for money in the Ministry of Finance,

I wish I could send you a translation,

Yes, the Duma does not give money. Are you 55?

And you are perky!

Happy birthday to you!

Zadornov.

SONG “NO MONEY EPA MOTHER”(guests dressed as gypsies sing to the tune of ditties)

We were invited to the anniversary

And with a gift they decided

But the problem is motherfucker

I have no money, where can I get it?

We all went to Putin

They asked him for bucks,

At least 10, at least 5

Motherfucker, I have no money.

We visited Zimin,

They asked for a gift,

But even there we are “denied”

No money motherfucker!

At night we sat down under the bridge,

We sat there for three hours

They even started to freeze,

No money motherfucker!

At dawn the homeless man was caught

All pockets have been cheated

And here is the joy of the Pope!

Everything we could get our hands on! (they give the hero of the day a lollipop and a small bag of seeds)

USA, Washington.

All boundaries between us have been erased,

My words fly like birds.

Our States congratulate you,

Try to live richly

Don't rush into impeachment

I wish you health, good luck and food!

I took a sip of a glass for you. Happy anniversary to you.

Clinton Beal.

Moscow, LDPR Headquarters

Yes, definitely, on this day

Even a stump is obliged to love.

I wish you all the best,

Although it won't be cheap,

Well, for starters, for example,

You all should join the LDPR.

Sorry if the humor is flat.

Happy anniversary to you!

Zhirinovsky

VED: We congratulate you

With an event no small

Today is your legal anniversary,

We wish you great health,

And there are many sincere friends in life.

Anniversary is a special date,

Where they mentally sum up.

Where did I go wrong, maybe once upon a time?

What is expensive, you probably saved.

We congratulate you with all our hearts

And we want to wish you happiness,

Let in your home climate,

There will never be bad weather.

We don't give it to the birthday girl,

No headsets, no rings,

Surely you will receive it warmer,

Greetings from friendly hearts.

SONG "Veseluha"

(To the tune of the song “How my own mother saw me off”)

We’ll sing ditties for you, not a bummer,

Don't scold us too much

FUCK - FUCK!

We came to the hero of the day - fun,

We will sing songs to YOU

FUCK - FUCK!

You brought us together again - gangbang,

Let's drink vodka now

FUCK - FUCK!

We respect you, businesswoman,

FUCK - FUCK!

You are strong beyond your years, you have a lot of spirit,

You're training, I guess

FUCK - FUCK!

And your hairstyle is hairy,

You're mowing near Khakamada

FUCK - FUCK!

But, and life, then you have, Oh - life!

It's pouring out from all the cracks

FUCK - FUCK!

There is peace and tranquility in the family - a peek

And the kids are just awesome!

FUCK - FUCK!

Let it always be for you

OH, lucky

REST IN THE CANARIES

FUCK - FUCK!

Sometimes household items get stuck

Always keep your tail straight

FUCK - FUCK!

Pour vodka for everyone - spill

We will drink to (Name)

FUCK - FUCK!

CONGRATULATIONS to you - fun

Invite us more often

FUCK - FUCK!

VED: Two pigeons hiccupped at each other for a long time

Finding each other is no joke

Two doves coo gently

Grandfather and his grandmother Lyubka.

GRANDFATHER AND GRANDMOTHER LYUBKA(Grandfather and grandmother come in dressed up and sing a song to the tune of My Dear Grandfather.)

Grandma: What kind of people are these, tell me, grandfathers,

Why did the little blue doves get together?

Grandfather: Yes, for the holiday grandma, yes for the holiday Lyubka

For drinking, you are my blue dove

Grandma: What is a holiday, explain to me grandpa,

Who are they, tea is not counterintelligence

Grandfather: Come on grandma, calm down Lyubka,

It's the name day of the blue dove

Grandma: Why are they sitting here, tell me grandpa,

They make speeches and drink heavily

Grandfather: They have a grandmother’s holiday, however, the anniversary

Because every dog ​​knows this

Grandfather: Look, grandma, what beauties there are here

Grandma: Oh, what dresses

Grandfather: And under them are butts

Grandma: Leave me alone, grandpa, you old fool,

Look at mine, oh rotten stump

Grandfather: Don’t worry, relax, Lyubka,

Let's congratulate them, little blue dove.

TOGETHER: Celebrating the anniversary

(name) congratulations,

We wish you happiness and health from the bottom of our hearts.

VED: I’ll say it without embellishment

It's time to start dancing!

COMPETITION for the best GYpsy.

VED: The team would like to know

When will he congratulate

It's your turn

Get started, gentlemen.

Congratulations on your anniversary

(to the tune of the song “The blue ball is spinning, spinning”)

Where is this street, where is this house

We've been looking all day and can't find it

This is the street, this is the house.

Here is the hero of the day sitting at the table.

We came to the anniversary today

Well, they brought flowers as a gift

We wish you happiness and health

So that you never hear about trouble

Everything is spinning and spinning in my head

Let the years fly by as if in a dream.

Let the years fly, but don’t rush

Years and a hundred can be good.

Where is this street, where is this house

Where is the glass we are waiting for?

To say to the hero of the day once again:

“Step through life without losing heart”

VED: You can’t live without music

Let's dance merrily, friends! (dancing)

GAME “POOUR, DRINK, SNACK”

VED: We ask all guests to sit down at the tables,

After all, you need to drink and eat a little

This holiday is a birthday,

Just a glorious anniversary

So that the fun continues,

I’ll say “Pour it on” to everyone

TOAST: Let the wine sparkle in the glasses,

It congratulates Luda on her anniversary!

GAME "SANDWICH"

SONG "CHEBURASHKA"

Let our years fly by

We are not afraid of adversity

All the same, we keep our tails up.

We're all good together

We love dancing and singing

We all like this kind of vacation.

We play the harmonica

In plain sight of those sitting

Celebrating a birthday

Only once a year.

To hell with stones and kidneys

And sleepless nights

Diathesis, diabetes and gastritis

Let's not bury ourselves in holes

Let's break all the barriers

We will defeat chondrosis and nephritis.

We love to eat delicious food

Listen to jokes

We are ready for the furthest journey

Don't care about pain

Let's crawl on all fours

If you need to go for a walk somewhere.

Dance with balloons.

Prepare several balloons in advance and distribute them to the couples who will take part in the competition. The dancers must place the balls between themselves and dance without holding the balls with their hands. But as soon as the music ends, the couple must hug so that the balloon bursts. The couple that succeeds first wins.

Dance with a magic wand

The dance participants stand in a circle, alternating between men and women. The presenter takes out a “magic wand” (it can be a plastic bottle) and, holding it with his knees while making dance movements to the music, passes it to the next participant, turning to face him, but you cannot help yourself with your hands. So the “magic wand” passes from one participant to another in a circle.

Apples

Participants, several pairs, stand opposite each other blindfolded. Everyone has an apple in their hand, with which they must feed each other as quickly as possible.

Endurance dancing

Three or more couples dance. Yes, they don’t just dance, but on an unrolled newspaper spread on the floor. You can't step on the floor! Every 2 minutes the dance stops and the newspapers are folded in half, getting smaller and smaller each time. Those who lose their balance and step on the floor are eliminated from the game. Now the most enduring ones take the girls in their arms and continue this dance competition. Finally, the most dexterous and resilient wins.

TALE “TURNIP”

The rules are the same as in the turnip game, only guests get roles and words:

Turnip - “Both-on!”

Grandfather - “I would KILL!”

Grandma - “Who’s here?”

Granddaughter - “I’m not ready yet!”

Bug - “Fuck you!”

Cat - “Pour it!”

Mouse - “Well, finally!”

Another person, when hearing the words “pull-pull,” says a drawn-out “Ah-ah!”

VED: And now a response to the hero of the day.

Singing songs. Dancing.

We organized such holidays for our colleagues. 55TH ANNIVERSARY OF A WOMAN script holiday, if you liked this script, tell your friends about it.