Congratulations on anniversary gifts for a woman. Comic gifts for a woman's anniversary. Gifts with poems Comic wishes for the hero of the day turning 55 with gifts

If you want to be original, give something from the list of these gifts. This will never be forgotten! (only for women with a sense of humor!!!):
Give pasta beads.
We cannot give you expensive gifts on your birthday,
Because with these prices we can’t buy anything anywhere.
But don’t think that we are not attentive, You are more valuable than any gifts,
It’s just that on this wonderful day we can only love you.
Even though we can’t give you expensive gifts on your birthday,
But still, with great effort, We were able to buy something.

And we want to wish you from the bottom of our hearts a sea of ​​happiness, health, love,
And we will give you a necklace, And we will put it on your shoulders.
You keep it from moths and frost, in it you meet the dawn and sunset,
When you're hungry, boil it for yourself, and you don't have to spend a lot of money.
If sadness and sadness visit you, disperse them with a miracle of miracles,
And sell this wonderful gift, And buy an expensive Mercedes.

A modest gift: Anniversary greetings from L. Zykina
(To the tune of the song "Orenburg Down Shawl")
On this gentle and affectionate evening, When all the relatives are already at the table
Please accept my modest gift - a three-ruble handkerchief.
(We give the hero of the day a handkerchief prepared in advance.)
I bought it in Orenburg, I take care of you like a mother.
I'm ready to give you, dear, not a scarf, but a towel.
(We hand the hero of the day a towel.)
Let everyone in the hall envy you, We will not upset the guests.
So that my gifts are not stolen, I will ask everyone to distribute napkins.
(Napkins are distributed to everyone present.)
Age is not only about years, When there is hot blood in your veins.
So let's fill our glasses for the hero of the day and faith in love!

Unusual congratulations with unusual gifts:
Happy Birthday, We wish you all the best. We give you equipment and fashionable clothes.

1.To quickly clean your apartment, use this wonderful machine. Our “Roventa” vacuum cleaner is very easy to use. He will wipe anyone's nose, He will remove all your chaos. You will gently take it in your hands, you will wave it in different directions, Instantly the dirt from all over the apartment will scatter - there is no dust. It won't take up much space, it will fit into any crevice. Saves kilowatts, does not buzz and is lightweight. Everything in the house will shine, there will be no place for dust to fly. (broom)
2. Here is the “Just in Case” device. In life, it is the best assistant, With it, even grief is not a problem. He will always help you. And the name is sonorous - Enema - in a scientific way. It's not difficult to use, we'll include instructions. (enema)
Use it every day and your migraine will go away. It will remove all the toxins from you. Your body will look slim. In general, we tell you, he will not be replaced in life. If you have a severe sore throat, you can gargle. If you are renovating an apartment, you can spray paint. Once you are at the dacha with him, you spray the bushes and then, like crazy people, flowers will bloom everywhere. I think you are convinced of what kind of miracle we are giving you. And now you will boldly go through life with him together.
3. As for the outfit, put it on quickly, you will look like a chic woman in it, and Madonna is just a shadow. Winter panties with cotton wool will come in handy because in November the cold is fierce outside. Put it on quickly and entice men to have sex. It's not so difficult to warm up together and it's not possible to freeze. Wearing hot leggings, you'll survive any cold. (diapers)
4. And boots from Versace. The last squeak is nothing less. You carry them through the whole winter and you won’t get frostbite on your feet. (slippers, socks, shoe covers) You will emphasize your figure in them by bending your long leg. Klavka Slate would go crazy herself. In a headset with panties It will be hot as in the Sahara You carry gifts and bless your fate. There will be a reason to drink. We will gather again. Women's happiness has no end. We wish you a happy birthday.

Gift basin.
For our anniversary we give a basin, it will always be just right.
You can wash floors in it, you can milk cows,

You can pick berries, burp after being drunk,
You can wash with it in the bathhouse, it will be useful to you there too,
You can wash your clothes in it, you can wash your butt,
You can sow flour in it and hang it on a branch

You can ride down the slide, it will always be useful to you,
And how will it be (50.60...) we will come to you again,
Prepare okroshka for us, and find a bigger spoon,
We’ll pour okroshka into a basin and celebrate the anniversary,

In general, you keep it, don’t break it, don’t crumple it,
Don’t leave it in the yard and put it back,
Happy anniversary, we wish you all a drink now,
Some from the pile, some from what, and we will drink from it.

A funny gift (horseradish).
In order not to split hairs for too long,
I decided to give
The root of a valuable drug
For the soul and for health
“Horseradish - oops”, “horseradish too much”,
Always put horseradish on the table.
To forget our problems,
Put horseradish in soup and porridge.
If Mondrage torments you,
Spread horseradish on bread and rolls.
And so that there are no problems,
Screw everything to hell.
It contains every vitamin
It will add vigor and strength.
To work until dawn,
Rub your head with horseradish.
It's a balm from Bitner -
What if they pester you?
You can tell everyone to go to hell!

Competitions for adults.

Stupid riddles for adults are a cliche, but sometimes you can do them for variety))) For example, as a warm-up, not too many, so as not to get bored.

What is 180-120-180? (Two supermodels hugging.)
-Little meat, a lot of firewood. (Fly on a birch tree.)
-A lot of meat, not enough wood. (Pain in the ass.)
-All covered in flour, and a penis in your hand - who is it? (The miller went out to pee.)
-What wish does a plump woman with a cold least want to hear? (Get well soon!)
-The fire water strives for freedom. (Nausea.)
-Baba is almost forty years old, she jumps like a fool. Who will give the correct answer? Who is she? (Snow Maiden.)
-What elongates when you take it in your hands, pass it between your breasts and insert it into the hole? (Safety belt.)
-What is it: enters dry, comes out wet, gives warmth and joy? (Tea bag.)
-What can fly at a depth of 2 kilometers? (Fly in a submarine.)
-If it weren’t for grandma’s shaggy clothes, grandpa’s beaters would have frozen. (Mittens.)
-Not a horseradish, not a carrot - a red head. (Pioneer in cap.)
- Lying on his back - no one needs him. Lean it against the wall - it will come in handy. (Ladder.)
-You are sitting on an airplane, there is a horse in front of you, and a car behind you. Where are you at? (On the carousel.)
-What should you do when you see a green man? (Cross the street.)
-Who is this: Red heels sticking out of the garden bed? (Red-heeled bed-raker.)
-What is it: small, gray and weighs 3 kilograms? (A mouse with weight problems.)
-Which plant knows everything? (Horseradish.)
-What has a head but no brain? (Cheese, onion, garlic.)
-One eye, one horn, but not a rhinoceros? (A cow peeks out from around the corner.)
-What word starts with three letters “G” and ends with three letters “I”? ("Trigonometry".)
-What can’t be done in space? (Hang yourself.)
-What is it: 15 cm long, 7 cm wide and very popular with women? (100$ bill.)
-In what case will six children, two dogs, four adults, climbing under one umbrella, not get wet? (If it doesn't rain.)
-Eight legs, three heads and two wings. What is this? (Vasily Ivanovich is on horseback carrying chicken for lunch.)
-These three TV stars are well known to each of us. The blonde's name is Stepan, the brown-haired guy's name is Philip. What's the bald guy's name? (Piggy.)
-What is: black and white, black and white, black and white? (The nun rolls head over heels down the mountain.)
-What is it: written in black and white? (The toilet where the black man stood...)
- The pear is hanging - you can’t eat it. Why? (Boxers can get punched in the face.)

Here's the baby in front of you

The baby is naked.
We need to dress him up.
So that the child does not freeze.

So that the head does not freeze,
We will pull on the cap deftly. (they give a cap)

So that something else doesn't happen,
And the underwear wouldn’t get wet from below,
Well, why are you laughing, who doesn’t?
In general, diapers won’t hurt us (they give diapers as a gift)

And if a bad mood comes
How to calm a child instantly?
Place a pacifier in your mouth so you don't scream
I knew that I would be silent more in life (they give me a pacifier).

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Let's blindfold the birthday girl,
Let's intrigue you 100%!
What a gift with delivery
So has she been waiting for a long time?

Desired, new, delightful,
What it is is still a secret.
Only to her, the captivating beauty
We will give you something that doesn't exist yet.

Please accept my comic congratulations,
And be happy on your birthday
How long have we suffered in search
The gift is just an obsession.

Well, open your eyes quickly!
Here's a surprise!
He is yours! Hooray!

We give you a gift
Of course he is from the heart,
He is beautiful, useful, bright,
Hurry up to use it.

Remember your friends, of course
Invite me to visit more often.
Be a diligent housewife
Treat your husband deliciously.

So that your eyes glow with happiness,
Lips are swollen with love,
And the blush is only from passion
Your cheeks were burning!

(Any kitchen utensils, dishes, household kitchen appliances, maybe a cookbook, tablecloth, etc. can be used as a gift accompanied by this poem.)

We thought we were guessing

We spent the whole evening discussing:
What does a person need?
Having crossed the summer milestone???

Is happiness in trinkets?
In crystal vases, pillows?
In a small dacha by the river,
Or on a ring on your finger?

Of course not! That's bullshit!
Better than money - no!

We taxied to the store,
And we bought a gift!

Miracle apron - wallet,
Try it on my friend!!!

The apron itself is good,
You will find six pockets!

The first “FOR FRIENDS” pocket!
There is always a glass in it!
And a stash to drive away,
When there is nothing left to pour!!!

For “LOVE” there is a second pocket!

there lies a big surprise!
So that the stove does not go out!
Here's a candle for you Seryozhka!
And a bill for flowers,
So that you are ready for sex!!!

Our third pocket “PARENTS”
You call them day and night!
And to always be in touch -
I need to buy a card!

And the fourth “OUR CHILDREN”
And keep a pocket for them!
What do children need, guys?
Well, of course, money!!!

The fifth pocket here is “WORK”
Our main concern!
Buy yourself a travel card!
Not one, but three at once!!!

And the sixth pocket is “YOURS”
The most affectionate, dear.
What will you take from it?
Spend on yourself with love.
We didn't skimp for you
They didn’t hide even a ruble.

Accept a gift from us
Remember us with kind words.
Happy birthday
And we wish you to live richly!

Our birthday boy is wonderful,
Dear birthday boy,
We came to you with a gift,
With a bag full, big.

What's there? You guessed it!
You've been dreaming about this for a long time,
And enjoy today!
You have become the owner...

(At this moment they take out the desired gift to give the man a happy birthday)

Don't part with him now,
Take him to sleep with you,
Show off your gift
And love your friends!

Hello, dear friend!
Happy Birthday to You!
We will congratulate you in an unusual way,
And we will hand over the gifts personally!

1.) Here's a gift for the soul,
Don’t rush to be surprised,
Paint your soft lips,
There will be kisses to your heart's content! (Pomade)

2.) And this gift is important!
Even if it's paper.
He always helps out
Never fails! (Toilet paper roll)

3.) If a hole appears,
Something, somewhere is leaking,
It will certainly come in handy
Our gift for the girl. (Threads and needles, available as a set)

4.) If everything looks bad in the mirror,
The French say strictly:
Just wash your hair
Our shampoo is always with you! (Shampoo)

5.) So that your legs don’t hurt,
Didn't freeze, didn't sweat,
We give you slippers
Will they fit your feet? (Slippers)

6.) You have a big sweet tooth,
We know this for sure!
We give you candy
From my big heart! (Candies)

7.) To keep the lights on in the house,
Our gift will come in handy
This is a light bulb for you
Our red maiden! (Bulb)

8.) Don’t be a fool,
Here, take the comb.
Straighten the tufts in your mane,
Seduce the man.

9.) Finally, we give you a pen,
To write down your pay!

Birthday has arrived
And the question arose before us,
What should we buy as a gift?
We decided to give a hat! (cowboy hat)

Oh, what a cute hat!
A treat for the men.
But it seems out of season
Summer style hat

Well, I won’t give it away
And then I’ll give you a bandana! (bandana)
You look beautiful in a bandana,
Only somehow so playfully.

No, let's go in order:
We'll give you another hat.
The connection with sports will be strong,
If we give a cap! (cap)

Why do you need a cap these days?
And she sits loosely
Yes, and the color is not the theme at all,
No, let's give up this idea.

To be funny then
You need to give the cap
Take it off, it's all nonsense -
Dressed up like a jester (cap)

He's not a troll today
And of course the king
Headdress for the throne
This is the royal crown! (crown).

For birthdays we give a basin, it will always be just right.

You can wash floors in it, you can milk cows,

You can pick berries, burp after drinking,

You can wash with it in the bathhouse, it will be useful to you there too,

You can wash your clothes in it, you can wash your butt,

You can sow flour in it and hang it on a branch

You can ride down the slide, it will always be useful to you,

And how will it be (.50.60...) we will come to you again,

Prepare okroshka for us, and find a bigger spoon,

We’ll pour okroshka into a basin and celebrate the anniversary,

In general, you keep it, don’t break it, don’t crumple it,

Don’t leave it in the yard and put it back,

Happy anniversary, we wish you all a drink now,

Some from the pile, some from what, and we will drink from it.

Congratulating men hold brooms in their hands, like bouquets, and gifts: a washcloth, a hat, a massage mitten, a foot brush, a washcloth, a thermometer.
First: Who walks together in a row?
Second: This is a squad of bath attendants!
Third: Let's steam everyone up, warm them up.
Come on, people, be bold!
Fourth: The people here are very dirty...
Fifth: Sign up for five years in advance!
Sixth: But today is an exception
And such a message...
Together: There is more steam in our hall
In honor of (name) - the hero of the day!

First: We give a friend a washcloth,
Rub harder, we don't mind
Unless you're a fool -
You'll be red like a lobster! (they give a washcloth)
Together: Oh, ah, eh, uh, brothers, he gives up the ghost!

Second: We give a hat for curls,
And when there are no curls,
Cover your bald head with a hat -
You'll be a hero! (they give you a bath cap)
Together: Eh, uh, ah, oh, but the park isn’t bad at all!

Third: To remove fat from the sides -
We are urgently giving away a massager,
Oh, sorry, massager,
May you always rub your body! (they give you a massage mitten)
Together: Eh, uh, ah, oh, you'll soon burn off the fat!

Fourth: If you decide to swim in the Thames,
Then use this pumice stone
Englishmen, ordinary guys,
No need to scare your heels! (they give penza)
Together: Oh, oh, oh, oh, it’s not a sin for you to take a steam bath!

Fifth: We will give this gang so that,
If it's hot,
I drank beer from it,
I would remember this day!
Together: Oh, oh, oh, oh, we would like a broom, like fluff!

Sixth: If suddenly you have too much
And he gave the park away with interest,
Our thermometer will show
Maybe it will even go off scale!
Together: Uh, eh, oh, ah, the last stroke of the broom!

First: You, (name), our friend,
Pour your glass full!
We have something to pay -
We can give you a broom! (hand over their brooms).

Hello, well done man!
We've come for the name day!
Yes, with not empty hands,
And funny gifts!

1.) In the morning you get up from the couch,
And you run to the bathroom,
To shave the beard,
No foam again, fuck!

All in unison: - And we, and we, have a gift for you! (Shaving foam included)

2.) I shaved and combed my hair
And I looked at the shirt
These are the times! Well, where's the tie?
Well, where did I put him?

All in unison: - And we, and we, have a gift for you! (As a gift, a beautiful tie)

3.) Dressed up for work,
It's time for breakfast
Drink some coffee, where's the cup?
Ugh, you're in the sink, dirty...

All in unison: - And we, and we, have a gift for you! (Mug as a gift)

4.) You run to work,
Belated, trembling...
Rise before the sun,
Start up, don't forget!

All in unison: - And we, and we, have a gift for you! (Alarm clock as a gift)

5.) You came to work -
There are a lot of documents!
There are no pens, unfortunately,
Well, it's a sad case!

All in unison: - And we, and we, have a gift for you! (Ballpoint pen included)

6.) You're tired at work,
I walked to the car,
Oh, how it's covered in snow
Windshield!

All in unison: - And we, and we, have a gift for you! (A snow brush is included as a gift)

7.) And so that the wife waits at home,
I was dying of desire,
We give you something...
Even though you yourself: OH-HO-HO!

All in unison: - And we, and we, have a gift for you! (Viagra as a gift)

All in unison: - And we, and we, have a gift for you! (Calculator as a gift)

Finally, we wish
So that all your dreams come true,
And the gifts came in handy
And they came up to the occasion!

All in unison: - After all, with us, after all, with us, all the gifts are just great!!!

“To get this magnificent product, the best minds of the enterprise took the most wonderful components - “transparency”, so that the life of the hero of the day was like the height and depth of the spring sky. May clouds never come over him. We took the “fortress” because it is needed in overcoming life’s difficulties. We added “degrees” so that they were always at +100 and above, which shows the cheerfulness, charm and energy of the hero of the day. “Easy digestibility”, so that everything good, kind, and bright comes to his home. And “slight dizziness” from happiness, love and fun.”

Rules for using vodka:

It should then be used:
a) when the soul requests;
b) when the soul aches;
c) when the soul sings;
d) after a bath or shower;
e) if necessary;
e) in special cases.

1. Do not abuse, always keep yourself in an upright position;

2. Hide from children under 16 years of age and from your wife;

3. Keep away from fire;

4. Consume undiluted, always with a good snack;

5. With excessive libations - poisonous..

Even though you have a birthday today,
The laurel wreath will not shine for you.
You’d better accept a bouquet of bay leaves from us (they give a bay leaf)

Don't think of being angry with us -
A nail will be useful in the household (they give a nail as a gift)

They wanted to give a flashlight,
But we only found a ball (they give a ball)

When you go for a walk,
So that your trousers don't fall off,
You have with you
This pin made of steel (they give a pin)

Pour this into a glass
And drink slowly (they give you a glass)

After a drink, have a snack -
This is a very important matter.
Here's a sleeve for you
Paper napkin (they give a napkin)

And for dessert we have
There is some candy for you (they give candy)

You received flowers, roses.
They do not wither in the cold (they give a card with roses).

We present the birthday boy with a GIFT - a large box wrapped in beautiful gift paper and with a beautiful bow.
Presenter: (Name of the hero of the day), try it, guess, and then open it. That's 10 gifts in one! This is a mystery gift, but here’s a hint for you.

1. This is a symbol of the beginning and end of the day!

2. This is a health indicator!

3. This is the main achievement of human civilization!

4. This is an astronaut's dream!

5. This is a book lover's best friend!

6. This is the answer to the question: “Where does the salary go?”

7. This is something that everyone, if not bows, then bends their knees to!

8. This is the saddle of the most gluttonous horse in the world!

9. This is a porn photocopier!

10. And the last thing - This is the last chord in today's anniversary! Well, now open it!

(The hero of the day turns it around, and there is a seat with a toilet lid.)

Our dear birthday boy!
Even though you are no longer fifty dollars,
Still a joy for friends -
Birthday, anniversary!
After all, any of the birthdays -
Also a reason for giving.
Because - see for yourself! —
We came here with gifts.

Birthday boy, dear!
We come to you with all our hearts!
But first, pour it.
Drink, respect people!
No, we don't need alcohol,
We would like a drink like this
Just to refresh your throat!
And we'll start giving you
Everything we took with us.
It's still a lot of work -
After all, there are a lot of gifts!
Dear hero of the day
We are happy to give generously.
And without demanding a reward,
Let's get started. Is everyone ready?
We are for a dear friend
No regrets -
They barely got it.

(With these words, they bring out a large box in which all the prepared gifts are stored, and begin to take each item out of it one by one and read funny poems about each gift).

Gift No. 1.

Look here:
It says "WATER" here.
And although there is no water here,
Let us emphasize this point:
After all, the bottle, even empty,
But how beautiful!
Suitable for everything at once.
Well, first of all, it's a vase.
Secondly, the dishes are
And not only for the bouquet:
For water and compote,
And for tea with bergamot.

Gift No. 2.

Here's another "hello":
A pack of cigarettes.
And “hello” is from childhood:
Do you remember - summer, stadium...
100 meters in physical...
Gatherings in the yard...
There were cigarettes too -
You won't deny it though?
Even though you haven't smoked for a long time,
We donate the pack anyway.
One has only to take a glance,
To understand: smoking is poison!
Why, you ask, a pack? —
You will hide your stash in it!

(with these words they present a cigarette pack, preferably empty)

Gift No. 3.

Look how beautiful she is
This beer can!
You can make a rattle
A very nice toy -
Throw a couple of coins in there!
Why isn't it a joy for the hero of the day?
Rattle - isn't it?
And a piggy bank for coins.

(with these words an empty beer can is presented)

Gift No. 4.

Here's another present for you
Under the name Eurocent,
To put it simply - a penny
Made from excellent stainless steel.
For what? It's no secret:
From donated coins
The birthday boy is pleased!
We will not take the gift back!
This is money, and besides,
Our modest contribution to this dinner.

(they present a coin and throw it into the already donated beer can)

Gift No. 5

Here's another surprise
Not a whim, not a whim:
This is a candy wrapper.
Why, you ask, is this?
We want to infect with an example:
You will become a collector!
This is the first copy.
Do you understand, hero of the day?
Who buys paintings?
Who collects coins...
Wrappers are still more reliable:
After all, paintings are more expensive!
And, giving sweets to friends,
Take off the candy wrappers at the same time.

(at this place they present a candy wrapper)

Gift No. 6

And made of refractory steel
We'll give you a pin.
You ask: why suddenly?
For the gum! Got it, friend?
You might say: “What is it?
After all, now the underwear is different -
From Trussardi, from Dior..." —
But what kind of conversation?
But take it, don’t torment your friends,
Just like that - just in case!

(with these words an ordinary steel pin is presented)

Gift No. 7

Look here, buddy:
This is a matchbox!
You say it's a small thing? No not like this:
This is not a trifle at all.
Even if you're not a tourist,
Not an avid climber,
But from now on you will be able to
Light a fire in your soul!

(with these words they present a box of matches)

Gift No. 8

We are happy to give you
This lipstick tube.
And although it is completely empty,
But beautiful female lips
He keeps the touch.
Oh yeah tube! What a sight for sore eyes!
And I can give advice:
Throw it into your enemy's pocket!
Will take revenge on him in full
His wife is for you!

(at this place an empty tube of lipstick is presented)

Gift No. 9.

Look how cute it is:
At least the jaw is still there,
Behind the teeth - an eye and an eye!
We give... Now, now...
(rummaging through the box)

The hero of the day is ready to receive
This dental floss?
Oops, looks like you made a mistake...
But we will hardly repent -
With a simple, ordinary thread
Somehow it’s more common to act.
But if you made a mistake, it doesn’t matter:
They will always come in handy!

(these words are used to present a spool of ordinary thread, maybe not a new one)

Gift No. 10.

And now it's serious
We will solve the “dental issue”.
This is pasta. Yes, dental!
So fragrant!
We know, we tried it too...
True, doubt gnaws at us:
Is it worth giving it?
Because buy a new one
We didn't have time today.
But let's give it away - really!

(with these words a tube of toothpaste is presented - in accordance with the text, you should take a used tube of toothpaste for this case)

Gift No. 11.

We're giving away a cup! Yes friends?
Look - she's yours!
Do you know if you were looking for her at home?
We see that the cup is familiar.
What for? The answer here is simple:
A wonderful toast will sound -
Well, you are the same as usual.
Drink from your usual container!
And imagine that you are drinking tea:
Don't get drunk and don't get bored!
Drink a Pepsi if it's hot.
Isn't it better to drink from a gift?

(with these words a cup belonging to the birthday person is presented)

Gift No. 12.

That's it, the gifts are over.
But no: the envelope is without a stamp!
Suddenly there will be some reason,
And the envelope is at hand!
Even a letter, or even a note -
After all, it’s a long way to the post office!
However, it’s better not to delay,
And look in the envelope!

(with these words an envelope with money prepared as a gift is presented)

And now it's time for all of us
Let out a friendly “hurray”!

(all guests join in and honor the hero of the occasion many times)

[If the gift is not money, but something else, the donors will have to independently describe the gift in poetry].

Is your female friend celebrating her anniversary? Then you need to urgently think about a gift. In the meantime, let us offer you our gift options. True, they are a little comical, so they should be given not as main ones, but as a joke or prank. But believe me, it's worth it. And so, look at the comic gifts for a woman’s anniversary, and choose the option that you liked the most.

In our country there is a wonderful place called Siberia. Various herbs and spices grow there, which help cure many diseases. And the first option for a comic gift will be from distant Siberia. You need to prepare all the gifts in advance, and as the poem is read, you need to give gifts. It’s better to do this together: one reads, the other gives and shows to the guests.
And here are the poems themselves:

The second option is very similar to the first. Only the gifts will be gifts sent by the president himself. And everything else is exactly the same: the verse is read, as soon as the name of the gift sounds in it, it is immediately given. And here, in fact, are the comic poems themselves:

And one more option for a comic gift, but it is very difficult in terms of preparation for it. You need to divide one A4 sheet into 8 equal parts. Color each part beautifully and write your compliment on each part. For example, these: you are the most beautiful, you are perfection, your majesty - you are beautiful, good morning - you are charming. And so on. Then, using a printer or scanner, you need to print this sheet so that you get exactly 1825 cards. And since you have 8 in each sheet, then calculate for yourself how many you need to print. Afterwards you need a beautiful chest in which you put all these cards. On the chest, write something like this:
- dosage: 1 time in the morning (in special cases, 1 time in the evening)
- side effects: smiling, good mood, laughing for no reason
- shelf life: 5 years (1825 days)
And you can give with these words:
“We give you this magic chest. It contains medicine for 5 years, on day 1825. Take one “pill” every morning. And then your whole day will be bright, happy and cheerful! Happy anniversary!"

Congratulatory 1:
You're fifty-five today,
Like a berry again
You shine, you intrigue,
You continue to amaze.

Congratulations 2:
There were so many congratulations,
Well, accept ours too,
Prepared a gift
Let's make dreams come true!

Congratulatory 1:
Get ready and don't be afraid
I ask you to close your eyes,
Worthy of him most of all,
Magic, what can I say!

(They are handed a toy island. You can simply pour sand into a jar, insert a toy palm tree into it, or try working with papier mache)

Congratulations 2:
And to have something to work with,
There, collect coconuts,
We took care of it,
You must accept everything as a gift!

(Hands over a toy bucket with a shovel and rake)

Congratulatory 1:
And so that life seems easy,
So that problems fly away,
To brighten your days,
Filled everything up without any problems.
To return to childhood again,
So that little things make you happy,
I give you a gift
Here, please, I have a dream in my hands!

(Hands soap bubbles)

Congratulations 2:
And then there are fashionable clothes,
Specially chosen for you,
You will definitely be the most stylish
Looks like it's time to try it on!

(Hands over a kitchen apron. Or maybe a night cap, or even leggings with bright patterns)

Congratulatory 1:
And for good health,
And it never failed
So as not to sneeze and get sick,
And to become younger at heart!

(Hands over lemon or ascorbic acid)

Congratulations 2:
And as a final gift,
I want to give you today
To always be so beautiful,
To conquer the whole world with beauty!

(Hands over face cream. The standard label needs to be replaced with the words “Rejuvenating cream” or something like that)

Gift options may be different. Remember that before making cool congratulations, you need to warn the host of the event so that a lead-up to such a surprise can be made.

Congratulations to the woman

It is better that all congratulators are men.

Congratulatory 1:
What a wonderful anniversary
How many guests came?
You conquer with a smile
You shine like the sun.
May you be beautiful
To live in joy,
So that you don’t know grief and troubles,
And I washed away everything bad!

(Hands a washcloth)

Congratulations 2:
So that life is brilliant,
So that you live in abundance,
So that dreams always come true,
Everything bad was forgotten.
So that miracles happen
I prepared a gift!

(Hands over a bag of dry glitter)

Congratulatory 3:
Brightness to you, success,
I wish you valuable fur,
Beautiful woman
And sometimes dangerous.
Decorate your life
This is what I give you!

(Hands over a set of watercolor paints)

Congratulatory 1:
In general, we wished a lot,
May the road be smooth
And don't be afraid of dirt, dust,
We protected from not!

(Hands over galoshes)

Congratulations 2:
Finally I will say
Or rather, I’ll give it as a gift,
What will bring good luck
They gave it to me as change!

(Hands over five kopecks)

Congratulatory 3:
He's joking, of course.
And from us, so, honestly,
Please accept the gift, please
It will be delicious and sweet!

(Hands over a box of chocolates)

Congratulations to a woman 50 years old

In this case, the role of the congratulator should be a friend with whom the hero of the occasion has known for many years:

Congratulations:
You are like a flower, tender, beautiful,
So be you always loved,
You're fifty today
And everyone congratulates!
I prepared gifts
Now I'll give them to you,
Oh, something got hot in the hall,
Well, I guess I'll start.
The first gift, the most necessary,
Carry it with you always,
It will help you get rid of stress,
And blow away the bad forever!

(Hands over a toy fan)

So that I never forget,
About your brightness, beauty,
Your copy today
I want to give it to you!

(Hands over a Barbie doll)

Another wonderful friend
So that you bloom like a rose,
To feel comfortable
I brought you a gift!
You can store coins in it,
Or maybe he just stands there
I highly recommend
It’s a joy to plant in it!

(Hands over a flower pot)

And so that the pot is not empty,
I know you can forget
I took care of it
And that’s what I want to give!

(Hands over a bag of seeds)

Well, finally, dear,
I want to wish you
So that you smile more often,
You shine like a star!
And lest you forget,
About my wish,
I give it to you now as a souvenir,
What matters most!

(Hands over a large foil star on which is written: “Star of Happiness”)

Congratulations to the man

Congratulators appear in the center of the hall with a large bag in their hands.

Congratulatory 1:
We've been planning for a long time
To come to the anniversary,
And halfway, imagine
They suddenly started pestering us.
Uncles with shoulder straps and caps,
They asked us questions for an hour,
What are we carrying in this bag?
Basically, we were detained!

Congratulations 2:
We settled everything quickly
Straight to you, at the table,
Congratulations on your anniversary,
We know a lot about gifts!
You relax, smile,
Maybe even stretch
We wish you together,
More greens, cabbage!

(They hand over a bunch of lettuce and a head of cabbage)

Congratulatory 1:
And also, so that life is raspberry,
You always had
So that you can be a prominent man,
You've never been sick.
To eat a lot of meat,
To avoid eating sweets,
May you always be strong,
I got everything I wanted!

(They hand over a jar of raspberry jam. You can also add a toy weight)

Congratulations 2:
So that you are in good shape,
So that you forget about sadness,
To make life seem sweet
So that good things happen.
So that you are in the mood,
To forget about troubles,
In general, I present with all my heart,
I promise inspiration!

(Hands over a chocolate bar)

Comic birthday greetings with the presentation of cool gifts

Comic happy birthday greetings with gifts

Presenting comic gifts for an anniversary in verse