Comic congratulations with gifts for a man's anniversary. Cool ideas for giving a birthday gift with a joke. Comic happy anniversary greetings for a woman.

We always approach the choice of a gift for the hero of the occasion with the utmost seriousness. What if you put aside all seriousness and give a gift that will not only lift your spirits, but will also be remembered for a lifetime?! The site has selected for you ideas for comic gifts and congratulations that the hero of the day will remember for a long time.

Comic birthday gifts

Horn.

A megaphone with a sarcastic inscription will serve not only as a cool gift, but also as a sound amplifier for the hero of the occasion. Such a gift will be enthusiastically received by the stronger sex, who will be able to feel like commanders and give orders for the next toast.

Slippers.

These slippers will definitely not be worn by anyone, but they can amuse the gifted person, plus they can come in handy just in case.

Fly swatter.

You can easily make such a fly swatter with your own hands by gluing a stick to a sneaker. For such a gift, you can also make a funny insert with instructions for use.

Watch.

A watch with a subtle hint for those who are always late. Really, why keep track of time if you’re going to be late anyway?!

Lighter.

This funny gift will receive enthusiastic responses from any man. A lady, naturally, will not use such a lighter, but just give men a reason to woo the fair sex. One can only imagine how many legends and jokes there will be after such courtship.

Comic congratulations on the delivery of cool gifts

Option 1.

Here you have an important gift!
Don't look at the fact that it's paper.
Will always help you out
He will never let you down!

Option 2.

If suddenly a hole appeared,
Or something went wrong
It will definitely come in handy
My gift for the girl.

Option 3.

Don't go like a Lohmandeyka,
Take a comb.
Straighten your hair
You seduce men.

Option 4.

So that the light is on in the apartment,
Our gift will do,
Here, take this - this is for you,
Our tiger maiden.

Option 5.

Your birthday has arrived
The question came to mind:
“What kind of thing should I buy?”
We decided to give a hat!

Comic funny wedding gifts

Broom.

Often newlyweds ask for certain gifts. If a vacuum cleaner was on their list, you can play up the situation by handing the young people a broom, with the words: “Paradise with your loved ones in a hut, where there is not always electricity. And with this gift, any hut will shine.”

Option 2.

Pack a light bulb and a piece of laundry soap in a beautiful package, hand it over with the words: “For pure and bright love.”

Option 3.

Boxing gloves for two, for quick solutions to family disputes.

Option 4.

A brick and a bag of money as the foundation for a family nest.

Option 5.

A set of rolling pins for all occasions.

Comic congratulations with gifts to a woman

Option 1.

Hold it so your legs don't hurt,
And they didn’t freeze, they didn’t sweat,
We give you slippers,
Look how they fit on your leg!

Option 2.

You certainly have a sweet tooth,
We know this for sure!
Accept these sweets as a gift,
With all our souls!

Option 3.

Keep the gift from your heart!
Be surprised! Hurry up!
Paint your lips,
Kisses will be passionate!

Option 4.

You can wash the floors with it,
And milk the cows!
On jam day I give you a basin,
He will be just everywhere.

Option 5.

For good health,
And it never failed
So as not to cough and get sick,
To become younger at heart!

Comic congratulations on gifts for a man

Option 1.

So that your mind is in order,
To go to the restroom,
So that I can read something,
Write letters in the boxes!

Option 2.

Seryoga sends a black “Boomer” to you, not too little and not too much.

Option 3.

This item is "Just in Case"
In life he is the best helper,
He will always help you
No trouble is scary with him!

Option 4.

You will survive any cold by wearing cool leggings.

Option 5.

Give it, man, we are happy
A tube of lipstick for you.
Even if it is completely empty,
Remembers the touch of a woman's lips!

Poems for funny gifts

Option 1.

To remove fat from the body -
We will give you a “massage”
Sorry, massager,
So that the body always rubs.

Option 2.

When the last guest left,
And there was a cartload of dishes left,
Don't be afraid, mistress,
Wash with a sponge, calm down.

Option 3.

Here, take this present,
Called the Eurocent,
You can call it a penny,
Made from exclusive stainless steel.

Option 4.

Look how beautiful you are
This beer can!
You can even make a toy
or a simple rattle!

Option 5.

Freshness and cleanliness
Revive your feelings
With comic kindness,
happy Birthday.

Congratulations with funny anniversary gifts

Option 1.

Even though today you are the hero of the day,
But the laurel wreath will not shine for you.
Accept it from us quickly
You are a bouquet of laurel leaves.

Option 2.

When you go for a walk,
So that your pants don't fall off,
Accept from us, hero of the day,
A pin made of steel.

Option 3.

Everyone knows that the hero of the day
He loves to take a steam bath!
There are brooms and beer,
And we like it in the bathhouse!

Option 4.

Birthday boy, don't be afraid,
Strengthen your body
We are happy to give you
This jar of joy!

Option 5.

Look at our surprise
He is not a quirk, not a whim.
To be a millionaire
Become a collector soon.
Keep the first copy
This is a candy wrapper, hero of the day!

Comic gifts for 50th anniversary

Medal of Merit.

A comic set of weapons and shells.

Navel cleansing brush.

Strategic stock of alcohol.

Mini golf for the toilet.

Comic gifts for 60 years

Mouse gold bar.

Night light in the shape of a tooth.

Paper with jokes.

Shales.

Matryoshka doll with a portrait of the birthday boy.

A comic gift for a wedding, congratulations in verse

Option 1.

I’ll tell you a little about the gift,
In everyday life he is very practical,
We simply cannot replace it on the farm,
Just like in personal life.

Option 2.

I'm giving a gift now
To glue you together forever,
So that the flame of love does not go out,
And the last thing is to fasten the dishes.

Option 3.

Now a gift for the bride!
We have prepared the most beautiful outfit,
He is very stylish, even fashionable,
Dress it up for show!

Toilet paper holder.

To prevent a funny gift from putting you in an awkward position, do not forget about the sense of humor and the temperament of the person for whom it is intended!

Congratulators must be friends.

Congratulations 1:
You know how it happens, you don’t expect magic, but it just happens. This is what happened at our holiday. Suddenly, unexpectedly, they brought us a magical package, the recipient of which is our beautiful birthday girl.
(Takes out a large box wrapped in paper)

Congratulations 2:
We, like true friends, took on the role of customs officers and opened the parcel. Well, you never know what’s there, suddenly there’s a bomb!

Congratulations 1:
Don't worry, there was no bomb there! There was a message and precise instructions.

Congratulations 2:
So, for your beauty,
So that it never fades,
Accept lip gloss as a gift,
So that it always shines everywhere!

(They give children's lip gloss)

Congratulations 1:
So that you don't get your feet wet,
My dear friend,
So that you are always stylish,
Take some fashionable shoes
This is happiness, yes, yes, yes!

(Shoe covers)

Congratulations 2:
And also, so that always
You were happy
So that there is no doubt,
May your soul bloom!

(Mirror. A funny picture is glued to the mirror (for example, a monkey is putting on lipstick) and the inscription “Always beautiful,” or something like that)

Congratulations 1:
What a miracle, what a thing,
Two large wings lie
Magic reigns everywhere
You should try them on!

(Fairy wings and a magic wand, which the birthday girl should not take off until the end of the evening)

To a woman

The birthday girl is in the center of the table. Congratulations appear:

Congratulations 1:
Here, I give you a bottle,
And you keep it
It will be a vase, it will be a container,
If you want, brew some tea in it!

(Gives an empty bottle)

Congratulations 2:
Well, of course she's joking
And the bottle is useless
Who will give it to a friend?
I'm bringing you a fur coat!

(As an option, herring salad under a fur coat, or a small piece of fur)

Congratulations 2:
So that you don't freeze in your fur coat,
To make it easy to walk in winter,
A woman so beautiful
A fashionable item, I want to give it as a gift!

(Pants with fleece)

Congratulations 1:
And we also give you
What is most important in everyday life?
Every housewife knows
And each has weight!

Congratulations 2:
Very important, very necessary,
Amazing item
It is very necessary
And there are no analogues!

Congratulations 1:
The pies taste better then
Obedient husband, silence,
We give women's happiness,
Carry it with you always!

(Handed a rolling pin)

Guests drink to creativity.

You can insert a funny comment after each gift. It is also recommended to play out the roles and choose musical accompaniment.

To a man

The birthday boy sits in the center of the table. It is advisable that his friends take part in such a comic congratulation. So, two people come out. One holds a small bag (several objects are folded in it, for which certain lines are written. The object is taken out after the poem is read), the other holds a box covered with cloth in his hands:

Congratulatory 1:
Congratulations sound, sound,
They are in a hurry to congratulate you,
All relatives, all friends,
Well, how will it be without me?
I was in a hurry, I was getting ready
Maybe he got stuck somewhere
I chose gifts
Yes, I tried for you!
In general, here, I’ll hand it over now,
I want to wish you
To make life beautiful
To luck, and not to miss!
I start, I get it,
I want to give you
So that you are more respectable than everyone else,
May success await you!

(Takes out cool underpants or a tie)

So that you don’t know problems and evil,
There is a gift for you!

(Toy pistol)

So that the mind is in order,
So that you go to the bath,
To have something to read,
Write different letters!

(A collection of crossword puzzles tied to an air freshener. You can get by with a collection of jokes)

Congratulations 2:
I've been looking for a long time what to give you,
I've been thinking about congratulations to you for a long time,
I suddenly decided to make my dream come true,
The best gift for a friend!
I wish you luck, goodness,
So that dreams come to life so easily,
So that there will always be faithful people,
So that bad thoughts do not come to your mind!
Well, in general, you, like man to man,
I give you a faithful, steely friend,
(He picks up a rag, under which there is a toy car in a box. If the birthday person has a car, then you can choose any type of transport that he dreams of).
Let him decorate your life,
What wouldn't you do for a friend?

The birthday boy receives his gifts, the guests make another toast.

To a friend

It is better for friends to take part, but if the birthday person has brothers or a son, they can also be involved.

Congratulations appear in the center of the hall.

Congratulatory 1:
Phew, I'm tired, I was planning on it,
I tried so hard, I was in such a hurry,
I even played sports
Popped into the store!

Congratulations 2:
I tried really hard too
Look, I ironed my pants,
Put on a clean shirt
Even clean socks!

Congratulatory 3:
Me too, as you can see,
In a full parade I
Happy birthday today
We congratulate you!

Congratulatory 1:
We thought and wondered for a long time,
What should I give you?
And we collected a bouquet,
Be delighted and beautiful!

(They give a bouquet of socks. Of course, such a gift requires some preparation, so you need to make a bouquet in advance)

Congratulations 2:
And also for you today,
We have prepared a surprise
So that the soul is warmed,
Evenings are the main prize!

Congratulatory 3:
So that later you set up a brand,
So that you surprise people,
So that wonderful alcohol,
Sold all over the world!

(A bottle of alcohol with a photo of the birthday boy and with a famous name. It is advisable to take the name based on the last name. Example: Ivanov, the name of the bottle is Ivanovka)

At the end of the number, friends can sing a few ditties.

Gifting a gift to the birthday girl can not only be solemn, it can also be used as a playful or entertaining moment. For example, any holiday is greatly enlivened by various congratulations from guests with a scattering of humorous or useful, but presented with a humorous twist, gifts and little things. Despite the fact that the reception is quite common, it invariably pleases both the hero of the occasion and her gathered guests, especially since you can come up with “gifts” for her specific habits, passions or profession.

Sometimes such congratulations with gifts are rather frivolous in nature, but since they are given by very close people, this does not embarrass anyone, but, on the contrary, amuses and gives pleasure. If congratulations with gifts are arranged by colleagues, then the tone is usually more restrained, and the gifts themselves are more practical and stylish.

Collected here comic congratulations - happy anniversary gifts for women various authors (thanks to them for the ideas!), which, if suitable, can be used in full or take them as a basis and come up with your own funny gifts and eyeliners for them, focusing on the age and tastes of a particular birthday girl.

1. Comic congratulations on the anniversary for a woman

"And we have a gift for you!"

This is a fun table chant for an anniversary with the presentation of various gifts. After the host’s words, the guests should shout together:
"And we, and we have a gift for you!"

We are here today for a reason
Come together, friends!
There are jokes and congratulations everywhere,
Birthday wishes.
Just the birthday girl
Let's congratulate you now!
Come on, guests, join in
And shout as much as you can,
As if someone is after you for something
Bitten very hard.

Today Tanya got up early,

So that she doesn't have to rush later.

Start before it's too late

Get yourself in order.

Tanya approaches the white bathtub,

To wash your hair,

And shampoo - well, not a drop.

What to do, how to be here?

Guests in chorus (takes shampoo out of the box).

I'm so tired of dressing up
She began to make her way to the kitchen,
To drink coffee,
Strength to restore.
But yesterday a neighbor came in
And today there is no coffee.

Guests in chorustakes a bag of coffee out of the box).

We know Tanya has a sweet tooth,
She loves sweets.
She didn't eat candy for the day
And I’m already upset.

Guests in chorus: “And we, and we, have a gift for you” - (handed over sweets).

So Tanya began to cook,
I got the best meat.
What to pepper the dish with?
So as not to upset the guests?

Guests in chorus: “And we, and we, have a gift for you” - (handed a bag of pepper)

Finally lunch is ready:

One hundred salads, cake and pilaf.
Here are all the dishes on the table,
Only salt mistress, where?

Guests in chorus: “And we, and we, have a gift for you” - (handed...a bag of salt)

The last guest has left,
And a whole cartload of dishes.
What to do here, how to wash,
Where can I get a sponge?

Guests in chorus: “And we, and we, have a gift for you” - (they give...a sponge)

Don't take it as an insult
This joke is a congratulations.
Smile, sing songs,
Know that friends are always with you!

(Source: nsportal.ru)

2. Comic congratulations with gifts for a woman from friends.

1. Happy Birthday,

We wish you all the best.

We give you equipment

And fashionable clothes.

To quickly clean the apartment

Take a wonderful car,

Very easy to use

Our "Roventa" vacuum cleaner.

He will wipe anyone's nose,

Will remove all your chaos.

You will take it gently in your hands,

You'll wave in different directions

Instantly dirt from the entire apartment

If it scatters, there is no dust.

It won't take up much space,

It will fit into any crack.

Saves kilowatt

Doesn't buzz and is lightweight.

Everything in the house will shine,

No place for dust to fly (they give a broom)

2. Here is the device “Just in case”,

In life he is the best assistant,

With him, grief is no problem.

He will always help you.

And the name is sonorous

Enema - scientifically.

It's not difficult to apply

We will attach instructions (give an enema).

Use it every day

And your migraine will go away,

He will remove all the toxins from you

Your body will look slim.

In general, we tell you

He is irreplaceable in life.

For extensive angina

You can gargle

When renovating an apartment

You can spray paint.

Finding ourselves at the dacha with him

You spray the bushes.

And then how crazy

Flowers will bloom everywhere.

I think you're convinced

What kind of miracle are we giving you?

And now through life boldly

The two of you will go with her.

3. Regarding the outfit

Put it on quickly

You'll be a gorgeous woman in it

And Madonna is just a shadow.

Winter panties with cotton wool

Will fit just right

Because in November

The cold is bitter outside.

Put it on quickly -

Attract men to sex.

It's not so difficult to warm up together

And it's impossible to freeze

Putting on hot leggings,

You will survive any cold (they give diapers).

4. And the boots are from Versace

The last squeak is no different.

You carry them all winter

And you won’t freeze your feet (they give slippers or socks or shoe covers)

You will highlight your figure in them

I twisted my long leg.

Klavka Slate itself

I would go crazy with envy.

In a headset with panties

It will be hot like the Sahara

You carry gifts

And bless fate.

There will be a reason to drink

We'll get together again

Women's happiness is endless.

We wish you a happy birthday.

(Source: mastervo.ru)

3. Cool congratulations from friends with gifts “Country treats”.

1. If the stomach wants to eat, do it the honor:
You spread pate on bread, there’s nothing tastier (they give a jar of pate).

2. If you like delicious soup, boil some cereals,
Throw in a sardine here, maybe even half it (they give a can of sardines).

3. If you need lunch, there is no problem here:
Your millet will be delicious if you have stew. (they give stew).

4. Pour tea into cups and serve the loaf!
Let the children laugh loudly, since there is condensed milk. (they give condensed milk)

5. If you invite the cream of society to the dacha,
Don't rely on potatoes, open olives as soon as possible (give olives)

6. If you didn’t buy bread, don’t be sad, it’s nonsense!
Open a can of beans, you will always be full! (they give beans)

7. So that the picnic does not become a burden, so that you eat to your heart’s content,
open a can of corn and feed the salad! (give corn)

8. Having offered the guests a snack, the same sandwich:
Put a cucumber on the bread and a couple of sprats from a jar (they give cucumber and sprats)

9. Unsuccessful fishing will be made pleasant,
Fish meatballs in tomato sauce (they give meatballs)

10. If it grew up in a garden bed, then we won’t give it to you,
We'll eat this jar of peas in winter! (they give peas)

11. In addition to the treat, squash caviar!
There are a lot of vitamins, you should always eat it! (they give squash caviar)

12. The sun is hot this summer. Even if there are a lot of berries,
Decorates our picnic, fruits as a gift to you from the south
We present at this moment (give fruit)

13. If you are too lazy to cook, but your stomach is howling,
Porridge with meat will come in handy to curb his ardor! (they give porridge with meat)

14. A useless thing, if you take it alone,
But it will be useful for soup, it needs to be in the house (they give you tomato paste)

(Source: na-bis.com)

4. Congratulations on gifts "Women's things"

1. He will frankly show you the beauty of your face and body, and you will see in him what you didn’t want to see in him. (give a mirror)

2. Your iron friends, long-legged, long-armed - they hold their hair perfectly, and you look so crowning! ( give hairpins)

3. Everything will be trimmed, trimmed and put in order. - on the big number “five”, the manicure will shine! ( give nail scissors)

4. You won’t find truer girlfriends - and don’t go to a fortune teller - whatever you say or not, everyone really needs them... (they give curlers)

5. Gently removes makeup, gives a light massage - and our good friend - soft - will help at any moment... (they give a sponge)

6. Always take them with you so that they are at hand and their work is unnoticeable. And if there is no water nearby, they are so important, these..... (they give you wet wipes)

7. It is many hundreds of years old, but it looks fresh, we hold the most irreplaceable object at hand. Like a pure wind, a thin stream... (they give a handkerchief)

8. Like a whole battalion of soldiers, they stand in a box - they will remove unnecessary touches and cosmetic sins (they give you cotton swabs)

9. There’s just so much missing in it: shadows, pencil, tweezers, hairpins, mascara, comb, varnishes, and there’s also all sorts of garbage. A very necessary thing for the housewife... (they give a cosmetic bag)

10. There are plastic and gold, iron, silver and bone - he holds the hair with a strong hand, behind him they are like behind a Chinese wall. He helped every woman at least once - he was so irreplaceable... (rim)

(Such a congratulation can be completed by presenting the crown and awarding the title “Beauty Queen” or another nomination - watch)

5. Congratulations to the birthday girl from colleagues with gifts.

Perhaps you were planning to run away,

But your lot is to continue working! (give soap)

Who gets a can of beer?
Live happily all year! ( give beer)

Eat bananas and coconuts
And expect rewards from fate! ( give banana)

While the boss is “taking the shavings off” us,
Calmly brew a mug of tea! ( give mug)

Receive this tube as a gift,
So that every tooth shines in the sun! (give toothpaste)

Since you got a chocolate bar,
It won’t be bitter for you - it will be sweet! (they give you chocolate)

When you drink cranberry jelly,
Forget about the merry-go-round of the world!
Let the world, as they say, wait!
And you will be healthy all year round (they give jelly)

Although this cream is inedible,
But the smell is simply incomparable! ( give hand cream)

To the one who receives this candle,

You'll have to travel around the world! (give a candle)

To record where the pay went,
You will really need this pen! (give a pen)

We'll have to live with grief,
And forget about the days of the calendar! (they give a calendar)

And great love awaits you
And kisses all year round! (they give a set of sponges)

Do you understand what the meaning of the gift is?
Life will be joyful and bright! (they give markers)

And you are “in the juice”, in the prime of life!
Among your friends you have no equal! (they give you a bag of juice)

You are good at work
And you will be held in high esteem by us all year (they give a horseshoe)

You will walk around with a beautiful hairstyle,
Captivating everyone with a thick, fluffy mane (they give shampoo)

You will be cheerful and energetic,
And therefore the whole year will be great! (give coffee)

(Source: tamada-julia.narod.ru)

6. Photo session of the hero of the day in hats.

This is a very funny one that is more suitable for a home party or a holiday at the dacha, so that the culprit does not get upset because she might ruin her hair (after all, she needs to try on each hat, show it to the guests and, if desired, take a photo in each one as a souvenir)

Eyeliner: The French say that a real woman can make three things out of nothing: a salad, a scandal and a hat. Our (name of the hero of the day) can do much more; out of all this, she can also arrange a real holiday for herself and her guests. Which she will now brilliantly demonstrate to all of us.

Perhaps not everyone present knows that we are in constant collaboration with the great couturier of our time, Zakidon Shlyapnikov, and offer the hero of the day a personal all-season collection of his hats. Hats, mirror, photographer, everything ready? Then let's begin!

First model: sports cap “Champion”(Children's hat with a toe or baseball cap.)
Sport will relieve us of stress
And it will add health to everyone.
To stay young
You need to play sports.
Summer, autumn, winter
Take up race walking.
To move the bus,
You need to put on a hat.

Second model: swimming cap “Dive” (Rubber bathing cap or shower cap)
To always be healthy,
So as not to cough, not to sniffle,
You can run for a long time in the park
Or hang on the horizontal bar.
Since water is given for life,
Then rather into the river, into the shower.
Just try on the hat,
After all, it suits the person too.

Third model: housewife’s hat “Clean” (From a sponge or washcloth)
If in household chores suddenly
It turns out that two legs and two arms are not enough,
And everything she needs to wipe off.

Fourth model: hat for work “All Visible” (An option for the teacher is to sew glasses on four sides of the hat.)
You need to have a hat like this

To see everything, to watch everyone,
So that work will soon be in full swing,
So that not a second for laziness, yawning.
( Option for teachers.So that the student cannot cheat,
“Lick everything from someone else’s notebook”
He wouldn't be able to pull out the spur...
Such a hat will fit).

Fifth model: miracle hat “In the garden, in the vegetable garden” (Old straw hat)
The sun beats down mercilessly at the dacha
Is there someone standing there on all fours?
In the hottest, sultriest time
Save your crown from harmful rays!
Avoid overheating -
Put on your miracle hat!

Sixth model: “Legend” hat for the weekend (Any original hat)
If, (name of the hero of the day), suddenly
A friend will invite you for the weekend,
Don't think, don't guess,
Accept the offer!
Be gentle, be cheerful,
Just don't forget your hat!
Weekend hat -
Not a hat, but a legend!

Model seven: eco-hat for environmentalists (Spotted khaki Panama)
We know you love animals:
Squirrels, hares, wood grouse,
You take care of your native river
And you don’t kill the fish in it.
So that the trees turn green,
So that the birds sing songs,
Join the Greenpeace society
To us, the “greens”, such -
Blues are no match for us!

Eighth model: “Visa for a cruise” hat (Old men's hat)
This hat is not worn on the head, but in the hands.
If you want not to wither,
See the pyramids
Collect capital
And you'll go to the station.
You can easily get a visa
And go on cruises!

And finally, the ninth model: the invisibility hat (A large hat that fits over your eyes, or a knitted cap).

The grandiose model was made in a single copy, has no analogues in the world and has the supernatural property of invisibility. Let's try it on...wonderful! If you try in vain, you won’t see anything anyway!
This collection of hats is designed for all occasions and will help you feel like a real woman in any situation.

7. Comic congratulations for a woman with gifts from close friends.

Hello, dear little woman, you are such a pretty girl.
Although no longer 25, the years are ticking away, the mother is vigorous,
We are sending you, my dear, a package for your birthday.
A little here, a little here, take it and don’t blame me.

If there is no CANDLE in the house, here it is when the light goes out.
MATCHES and a BAR OF SOAP to wash your face,
But a PACK OF CIGARETTES, maybe you’ll light it, maybe not.
Life here, you'll understand, you'll smoke and drink here.
Here is PIVASIK for order after the bath, or for tiredness.
We all blow it ourselves and recommend it to you.

Here's 3 pieces of SALA, eat it or cook it,
Stretch it out until summer, now it’s a gem.
Don't get fat, better feed your guests.
Let your stupid friends eat
If they don’t feel sorry for their figure.

A BOTTLE OF HOLY WATER, drops in your mouth before eating.
Don’t give it to anyone, say: “It’s not enough for yourself.”
If your back suddenly hurts, rub it and hold it.
If you get sick, lie down, period, there is a grandson and a son-in-law and a daughter.
Let them wash and wash themselves, and don’t bother mom.

As soon as you receive the parcel, quickly take the bottle,

And quickly write an answer, what you liked and what you didn’t.
If there is no money in the house, tie a BROOM to your leg,
You need to wave a broom and collect money in a pile.

That's all, goodbye girl, you are like a sister to us, well,
Pour vodka into glasses and invite guests to drink.

An anniversary is an important event in the life of each of us, so it is necessary that this holiday be remembered for a long time, both by the hero of the day and by all invited guests. Cool congratulations will help you cope with this task. Funny poetic congratulations and creative gifts will not only give warm memories, but also a good mood.

We have collected the best congratulations on the anniversary for a woman with the presentation of comic gifts, which can be used in full or taken as a basis and come up with your own funny gifts and eyeliners for them, focusing on the age and tastes of a particular birthday girl.

Congratulations on your anniversary

Cool universal congratulations on the presentation of any gift

Let's blindfold the birthday girl,
Let's intrigue you 100%!
What a gift with delivery
So has she been waiting for a long time?

Desired, new, delightful,
What it is is still a secret.
Only to her, the captivating beauty
We will give you something that doesn't exist yet.

Please accept my comic congratulations,
And be happy on your birthday
How long have we suffered in search
The gift is just an obsession.

Well, open your eyes quickly!
Here's a surprise!
He is yours! Hooray!

(This comic greeting is suitable for giving any cool gifts to a woman)
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Comic congratulations-gifts for an anniversary for a woman

Hello, dear friend!
Happy Birthday to You!
We will congratulate you in an unusual way,
And we will hand over the gifts personally!

Here's a gift for the soul,
Don’t rush to be surprised,
Paint your soft lips,
There will be kisses to your heart's content! (Pomade)
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And this gift is important!
Even if it's paper.
He always helps out
Never fails! (Toilet paper roll)
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If a hole appears,
Something, somewhere is leaking,
It will certainly come in handy
Our gift for the girl. (Threads and needles, available as a set)
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If everything is bad in the mirror,
The French say strictly:
Just wash your hair
Our shampoo is always with you! (Shampoo)
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So that your legs don't hurt,
Didn't freeze, didn't sweat,
We give you slippers
Will they fit your feet? (Slippers)
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You have a big sweet tooth
We know this for sure!
We give you candy
From my big heart! (Candies)
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To keep the lights on in the house,
Our gift will come in handy
This is a light bulb for you
Our red maiden! (Bulb)
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Don't be a fool,
Here, take the comb.
Straighten the tufts in your mane,
Seduce the man.
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Finally, we give you a pen,
To write down your pay!
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We give you a gift
Of course he is from the heart,
He is beautiful, useful, bright,
Hurry up to use it.

Remember your friends, of course
Invite me to visit more often.
Be a diligent housewife
Treat your husband deliciously.

So that your eyes glow with happiness,
Lips are swollen with love,
And the blush is only from passion
Your cheeks were burning!

(Any kitchen utensils, dishes, household kitchen appliances, maybe a cookbook, tablecloth, etc. can be used as a gift accompanied by this poem.)
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This box will be very useful
Diamonds can be safely stored in it! (Casket)
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Here's another wonderful gift,
Homemade, exclusive!
We present you with an openwork napkin now,
Let her please the eye in your bedroom! (Lacy napkin)
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Our family gives you a flower,
So that every petal
Your gaze forever delighted,
Lifted my mood! (Flower in a pot)
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And finally (Name) - beauty
We will give something that she should like.
In these little things
Much joy is stored.
If you are not in the mood -
Eat a box of chocolates! (Box of candies)

Cheerful anniversary greetings from friends “How did we decide what to give!?”

(Two guests participate, at the end they give a rolling pin)

Grandmothers told us yesterday
As if they had heard
Why is it your anniversary here?
So we came quickly.

We couldn't decide for a long time
What to buy you as a gift.
The list is long,
And then the two of us decided.

You don't need a steamer
Crossed out because.
We put a cross on the locomotive:
Takes up a lot of space.

Your tank will not go into the garage,
The plane won't fit there.
The farm doesn't need a rocket,
We didn't take her for this.

Kamaz big - rejected
We removed the tractor from the list,
The submarine... will pollute the lake,
Helicopter, where will it land!?

You can donate a car
But it's hard to please.
Giving a bicycle is no longer respectable,
And the scooter is quite a shame.

It turns out that transport is a complete bummer,
Let's focus on something else.
The robbers will take off the diamond necklace,
A wallet with money in the market will be taken away,

You could buy a bag for groceries,
But they figured out in their minds the composition of the whole family,
And it turned out to be the size of a suitcase,
And this bag is not at all for ladies.

We have reached a dead end with this problem,
Finding yourself in a difficult dilemma:
We wanted the mechanism, but the dimensions are not the same,
And a small gift does not fit the dream.

It suddenly dawned on us: this is what you need,
You will cook dinner for everyone,
Everyone will eat and immediately praise you...
In short, we decided to give a rolling pin (they give a rolling pin)

Cool congratulations to a woman on her birthday with the presentation of a gift

For our anniversary we give a basin, it will always be just right.
You can wash floors in it, you can milk cows,
You can pick berries, burp after being drunk,
You can wash with it in the bathhouse, it will be useful to you there too,
You can wash your clothes in it, you can wash your butt,
You can sow flour in it and hang it on a branch
You can ride down the slide, it will always be useful to you,
And how will it be (50.60...) we will come to you again,
Prepare okroshka for us, and find a bigger spoon,
We’ll pour okroshka into a basin and celebrate the anniversary,
In general, you keep it, don’t break it, don’t crumple it,
Don’t leave it in the yard and put it back,
Happy anniversary, we wish you all a drink now,
Some from the pile, some from what, and we will drink from it. (We give a basin)

Cool congratulations on the anniversary of a woman from a friend

In order not to split hairs for too long,
I decided to give
The root of a valuable drug
For the soul and for health
“Horseradish - oops”, “horseradish too much”,
Always put horseradish on the table.
To forget our problems,
Put horseradish in soup and porridge.
If Mondrage torments you,
Spread horseradish on bread and rolls.
And so that there are no problems,
Screw everything to hell.
It contains every vitamin
It will add vigor and strength.
To work until dawn,
Rub your head with horseradish.
It's a balm from Bitner -
What if they pester you?
You can tell everyone to go to hell! (Gives horseradish)

We give money for the anniversary

You can alternate between real money and money sold in kiosks.

We had planned that we would give you a set - cheap and nice.
Then we thought and guessed and chose a microwave oven...
Then a food processor, so that the design would be great.
And then they decided, no, she’s 55 years old, let her go on a cruise wherever she likes.
We would be happy to send her to Turkey or the Emirates, let her walk in the open air, but she needs a lot of money.
But here we were on the safe side, we contacted the fabulous Gene, asked for his help, and now we received the parcel.
We don’t know what he sent here, we open the parcel in front of everyone.
Oh, what a miracle this is, how beautiful the pattern of the carpet is, may it please our hero of the day from evening until morning.
You can lie on it, dream about cruises or throw it over your shoulders, it will warm your soul.
And if you take a camera, you won’t find a better nature, against the backdrop of this carpet, you can shoot until the morning.
Guests will come running to you - can’t we lie on it?
What can I say, he’s beautiful!
We give you this exclusive.
Just don't let the moth eat it, let's sprinkle it on quickly,
Birthday hero, quickly pour us a glass for the gift!

Congratulations to a woman on receiving gifts

It is better that all congratulators are men.

Congratulatory 1:
What a wonderful anniversary
How many guests came?
You conquer with a smile
You shine like the sun.
May you be beautiful
To live in joy,
So that you don’t know grief and troubles,
And I washed away everything bad!

(Hands a washcloth)

Congratulatory 2:
So that life is brilliant,
So that you live in abundance,
So that dreams always come true,
Everything bad was forgotten.
So that miracles happen
I prepared a gift!

(Hands over a bag of dry glitter)

Congratulations 3:
Brightness to you, success,
I wish you valuable fur,
Beautiful woman
And sometimes dangerous.
Decorate your life
This is what I give you!

(Hands over a set of watercolor paints)

Congratulatory 1:
In general, we wished a lot,
May the road be smooth
And don't be afraid of dirt, dust,
We protected from not!

(Hands over galoshes)

Congratulatory 2:
Finally I will say
Or rather, I’ll give it as a gift,
What will bring good luck
They gave it to me as change!

(Hands over five kopecks)

Congratulations 3:
He's joking, of course.
And from us, so, honestly,
Please accept the gift, please
It will be delicious and sweet!

(Hands over a box of chocolates)

Funny congratulations to a woman on her anniversary with the presentation of comic gifts

In this case, the role of the congratulator should be a friend with whom the hero of the occasion has known for many years:

Congratulations:

You are like a flower, tender, beautiful,
So be you always loved,
You're fifty today
And everyone congratulates!
I prepared gifts
Now I'll give them to you,
Oh, something got hot in the hall,
Well, I guess I'll start.
The first gift, the most necessary,
Carry it with you always,
It will help you get rid of stress,
And blow away the bad forever!

(Hands over a toy fan)

So that I never forget,
About your brightness, beauty,
Your copy today
I want to give it to you!

(Hands over a Barbie doll)

Another wonderful friend
So that you bloom like a rose,
To feel comfortable
I brought you a gift!
You can store coins in it,
Or maybe he just stands there
I highly recommend
It’s a joy to plant in it!

(Hands over a flower pot)

And so that the pot is not empty,
I know you can forget
I took care of it
And that’s what I want to give!

(Hands over a bag of seeds)

Well, finally, dear,
I want to wish you
So that you smile more often,
You shine like a star!
And lest you forget,
About my wish,
I give it to you now as a souvenir,
What matters most!

(Hands over a large foil star on which is written: “Star of Happiness”)

Comic gift “Beads made from pasta”

We can't on your birthday
Give expensive gifts,
Because with such and such prices
We can't buy anything anywhere.

But don't think that we're not paying attention,
You are more valuable than any gifts,
It’s just a wonderful day for us
All that remains is to love you.

Even though we can’t do it on your birthday
Give expensive gifts,
But still with great effort
We were able to buy some things.

And we want to wish you from the bottom of our hearts
A sea of happiness, health, love,
And we'll give you a necklace,
And we will put it on your shoulders.

You protect him from moths and frost,
In it you meet the dawn and sunset,
When you're hungry, boil it for yourself,
And there is no need for huge expenses.

If sadness and sadness visit you,
Disperse them with a miracle of miracles,
And sell this wonderful gift,
And buy an expensive Mercedes.

Comic gift - Bottle with pacifier

(to pin the pacifier we put it on the pin)

Hello, our long-awaited day,
We didn't come here in vain
The table is set, the glasses are poured,
Maybe the October holiday?

Maybe we'll celebrate the New Year?
Or did Mai come here?
Celebrating a birthday
Ours... half a hundred and five

There is a newborn among us,
We will all congratulate her.
But, and she should drink from a glass,
In theory, it’s not possible!

We will give this pacifier as a gift.
Let him suck - it's time
And to us for her health
It's time for a drink!

Let him grow and not get sick,
Gathers us once a year.
If only she were healthy
And the rest will come!

Original congratulation - surprise for a woman “Fruit cocktail”

(For this unusual congratulation you need to: place the ingredients on a tray..., as well as a large glass into which we throw everything..., then when the champagne has been filled with a large ladle, it is handed out to the women in wine glasses)

Women themselves are like a basket of fruits.
Take, for example, the beauty (Name)
Lips are raspberry, like peach-lanita...
Sweet, fresh, tender (Name)!

I'll brag to you: (Name)'s breasts
Like delicious ripe melons,
Lady fingers... It's a secret!
A woman, in general, is a walking dessert!

The language of fruits - little known
And sometimes they don’t understand
That, having tasted the delicious fruit,
Seduction will come.

Today we are for (Name)
Prepared a cocktail
To make (Name) more beautiful
And as beautiful as a model!

They put a lot of fruits
So that after tasting this dessert
Our (Name) shone,
And she was the most beautiful of all!

Here's a piece of apple, here's a piece of pear
There will be sexuality and coquetry,
If you eat these fruits!

Here's a sweet banana
Ripe, groovy,
If you want to be happy
Take it with you.

Ripe, juicy orange -
Fruits contain the first vitamin.
To always be healthy
Eat the slices without shame.

So that in life (Name)
Peace and harmony ball
We put grapes in the cocktail!
To make life more glamorous and beautiful
Let's add champagne to our fruit! (pouring a cocktail)

Comic congratulations with gifts for women from friends

We wish you all the best.
We give you equipment
And fashionable clothes.
To quickly clean the apartment
Take a wonderful car,
Very easy to use
Our "Roventa" vacuum cleaner.

He will wipe anyone's nose,
Will remove all your chaos.
You will take it gently in your hands,
You'll wave in different directions

Instantly dirt from the entire apartment
If it scatters, there is no dust.
It won't take up much space,
It will fit into any crack.

Saves kilowatt
Doesn't buzz and is lightweight.
Everything in the house will shine,
There is no place for dust to fly (they give you a broom)
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Here is the device “Just in case”,
In life he is the best assistant,
With him, grief is no problem.
He will always help you.

And the name is sonorous
Enema - scientifically.
It's not difficult to apply
We will enclose instructions (they give you an enema).

Use it every day
And your migraine will go away,
He will remove all the toxins from you
Your body will look slim.

In general, we tell you
He is irreplaceable in life.
For extensive angina
You can gargle

When renovating an apartment
You can spray paint.
Finding ourselves at the dacha with him
You spray the bushes.

And then how crazy
Flowers will bloom everywhere.
I think you're convinced
What kind of miracle are we giving you?

And now through life boldly
The two of you will go with her.
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As for the outfit
Put it on quickly
You'll be a gorgeous woman in it
And Madonna is just a shadow.

Winter panties with cotton wool
Will fit just right
Because in November
The cold is bitter outside.

Put it on quickly -
Attract men to sex.

It's not so difficult to warm up together
And it's impossible to freeze
Putting on hot leggings,
You will survive any cold (diapers are given as a gift).
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And the boots are from Versace
The last squeak is no different.
You carry them all winter
And you won’t freeze your feet (they give you slippers or socks or shoe covers, felt boots)

You will highlight your figure in them
I twisted my long leg.
Klavka Slate itself
I would go crazy with envy.

In a headset with panties
It will be hot like the Sahara
You carry gifts
And bless fate.

There will be a reason to drink
We'll get together again
Women's happiness is endless.
We wish you a happy birthday.

Cool congratulations from friends with gifts (treats)

If the stomach wants to eat, do it the honor:
You spread pate on bread, there is nothing tastier (they give you a jar of pate).

If you like delicious soup, boil some cereals,
Throw in a sardine here, maybe even half (they give you a can of sardines).

If you need lunch, no problem here:
Your millet will be delicious if you have stew. (they give stew).

Pour tea into cups and serve the loaf!
Let the children laugh loudly, since there is condensed milk. (they give condensed milk)

If you invite the cream of society to the dacha,
Don’t rely on potatoes, open the olives as soon as possible (they give olives)

If you didn’t buy bread, don’t be sad, it’s nonsense!
Open a can of beans, you will always be full! (they give beans)

So that the picnic does not become a burden, so that you eat to your heart’s content,
open a can of corn and feed the salad! (give corn)

Having offered the guests a snack, the same sandwich:
Place a cucumber on the bread and a couple of sprats from a jar (they give cucumber and sprats as a gift)

Unsuccessful fishing will be made enjoyable,
Fish meatballs in tomato sauce (meatballs are given as a gift)

If it grew up in a garden bed, then we won’t give it to you,
We'll eat this jar of peas in winter! (they give peas)

In addition to the treat, squash caviar!
There are a lot of vitamins, you should always eat it! (they give squash caviar)

The sun is hot this summer. Even if there are a lot of berries,
Decorates our picnic, fruits as a gift to you from the south
We present at this moment (fruits are given)

If you are too lazy to cook, but your stomach is howling,
Porridge with meat will come in handy to curb his ardor! (they give porridge with meat)

A useless thing, if you take it alone,
But it will be useful for soup, you need to have it in the house (they give you tomato paste)

Congratulations on gifts “Women's things”

He will frankly show you the beauty of your face and body, and you will see in him what you didn’t want to see in him (they give you a mirror)

Your iron friends, long-legged, long-armed, hold their hair perfectly, and you look so crowned! (they give hairpins)

Everything will be trimmed, trimmed and put in order. - on the big number “five”, the manicure will shine! (they give nail scissors)

You won’t find truer girlfriends - and don’t go to a fortune teller - no matter what, everyone really needs them... (they give curlers)

Gently removes makeup, gives a light massage - and our good friend - soft - will help at any moment... (they give a sponge)

Always take them with you so that they are at hand, their work is invisible. And if there is no water nearby, they are so important, these..... (give them wet wipes)

It is many hundreds of years old, but it looks fresh, we hold the most irreplaceable item at hand. Like a pure wind, a stream is thin... (they give a handkerchief)

Like a whole battalion of soldiers, they stand in a box - they will remove unnecessary touches, and cosmetic sins (they give cotton swabs)

There's just so much missing in it: eye shadow, pencil, tweezers, hairpins, mascara, comb, varnishes, and there's also all sorts of rubbish. A very necessary thing for the housewife... (they give a cosmetic bag)

It can be plastic and gold, iron, silver and bone - he holds the hair with a strong hand, behind him they are like behind a Chinese wall. He helped every woman at least once - he was so irreplaceable... (headband)

Congratulations to the birthday girl from colleagues with comic gifts

Perhaps you are planning to run away,
But your lot is to continue working! (give soap)

Who gets a can of beer?
Live happily all year! (give beer)

Eat bananas and coconuts
And expect rewards from fate! (give a banana)

While the boss is “taking the shavings off” us,
Calmly brew a mug of tea! (give a mug)

Receive this tube as a gift,
So that every tooth shines in the sun! (give toothpaste)

Since you got a chocolate bar,
Then it won’t be bitter for you - it will be sweet! (they give you chocolate)

When you drink cranberry jelly,
Forget about the merry-go-round of the world!
Let the world, as they say, wait!
And you will be healthy all year round (they give jelly)

Although this cream is inedible,
But the smell is simply incomparable! (they give hand cream)

To the one who receives this candle,
You'll have to travel around the world! (give a candle)

To record where the pay went,
You will really need this pen! (give a pen)

We'll have to live with grief,
And forget about the days of the calendar! (they give a calendar)

And great love awaits you
And kisses all year round! (they give a set of sponges)

Do you understand what the meaning of the gift is?
Life will be joyful and bright! (they give markers)

And you are “in the juice”, in the prime of life!
Among your friends you have no equal! (they give you a bag of juice)

You are good at work
And you will be held in high esteem by us all year (they give you a horseshoe)

You will walk around with a beautiful hairstyle,
Captivating everyone with a thick, fluffy mane (they give shampoo)

You will be cheerful and energetic,
And therefore the whole year will be great! (give coffee)

Comic congratulations for a woman with gifts from close friends

As soon as you receive the parcel, quickly take the bottle,

And quickly write an answer, what you liked and what you didn’t.
If there is no money in the house, tie a BROOM to your leg,
You need to wave a broom and collect money in a pile.

That's all, goodbye girl, you are like a sister to us, well,
Pour vodka into glasses and invite guests to drink.

Congratulations from pensioner friends with comic gifts

We congratulate you on your anniversary today and wish you good health!
You tell me, you tell me
What do you need, what do you need
We'll give it. we'll let you chew... (GARLIC)

We wish you to be beautiful and smart, so that sadness does not come to your home!
You tell me, you tell me
What do you need, what do you need
You tell me, well, we’ll curl it up.. (CURLERS)

We wish you happiness in a big house, so that rubles jingle in your pocket!
You tell me, you tell me
What do you need, what do you need
We'll give it. we'll give it, take it... (A KOPEYK)

At work, so that (name) never swears, and keep her mouth shut!
You tell me, you tell me
What do you need, what do you need
We'll give it. we'll give you a nipple. (PACIFIER)

Well, if you want us to shut up, guess for yourself what we want!
You pour it, you pour it,
What do we need, what do we need -
Well, we, well, we’ll shut up.