Happy birthday toast to a 45 year old woman. Caucasian toasts, parables, jokes for a woman’s anniversary. Happy anniversary toasts

45 years is a wonderful anniversary! Half of your life has been lived, so much has been seen and done, and how much more you can do! 45 years is a wonderful age - the soul remains young, and experience gives wisdom.

45 years old, I can’t even believe it. You have grown stronger, gained experience, become wiser and kinder to people. This is the age when it is not too late to start or finish something. Thank you for all the good and bright things that you gave us, happy holiday!

45 is the age when college is far behind you, the family has already been created, the children have grown up, a job you like has been found and housing has been purchased long ago. Therefore, I wish to go on a trip around the world, take a break from all worries, eat exotic food, see the world and show myself.

I propose to raise our glasses to the hero of the occasion! And I want to say that today, on the day of his forty-fifth birthday, I want him to feel like he was fifteen years old and let today all worries and hardships be forgotten and he enjoy a feeling of freedom and joy! Happy birthday!

45 is not 25, when you barely know life, when you make stupid mistakes, and think that happiness is the meaning of life. 45 - a wonderful age comes, maturity fills the mind, and relationships with life become more and more close, more and more filled with mutual understanding. I raise my glass to an absolute idyll in your relationship with Life!

On the day you turn 45, I want to confess my love to you again. Today you have proven that you are worthy of all the prizes and praise. I congratulate you on your anniversary today! Let your life continue to be like a rainbow, just as colorful and beautiful!

Suddenly 45 approached unnoticed... This is nothing, because the number has no meaning. And there were a lot of well-considered decisions that were implemented on time... Why should one suddenly become discouraged? All roads are available to you, let your legs never tire, so that you can walk far into the future!

What is 45 in life? Just a date. Now again you will begin a new stage of life. In this regard, we wish you to be cheerful, sleep a lot and don’t forget to dance. Love to communicate, love to sing, and don’t like to go with the flow. May your life be like a beautiful picture, and may happiness be drawn to you like a cobweb!

4, and then 5 rush to congratulate today. They came to you for your anniversary and brought you a lot of things: a pinch of peace, a basket of love, there’s happiness in the crackers, go and get it! Look, they're carrying a box of money! Wow, that's luck! May the anniversary year still bring plenty of everything!

Forty-five is the age of freedom, when a person gets rid of youthful maximalism and naive expectations, when everything insincere and superficial leaves a relationship, when people remain nearby whose devotion has been confirmed over the years.
Here's to your free forty-five!

They say that at forty-five
Baba is a berry again!
Let's look for berries
To equate you to her!
Be fragrant like raspberries
What lives in the wilderness of the forest,
To the best men
They would be drooling.
Stay high like a cherry
Ruining your beauty,
So that everyone reaches higher -
Oh, I wish I could reach you!
Be wonderful like lingonberries,
Like a cherry - poured,
Like currants - healthy,
Like strawberries - dear,
To preserve for up to a hundred years
Young forty-five! rating: 26 ↓

45 is a lot
The result of an important period.
45 is a wonderful age
In a life full of happiness and worries.
45 - even though a lot has been covered,
There is still a lot to be done.
45 is a great start
The main thing is not to grow old with your soul! 33 ↓

Congratulations on your wonderful anniversary. Let there be many more joys, bright impressions, and wonderful events in life! It’s wonderful that you always remain the same amazingly cheerful, bright woman who makes those around you smile and become kinder. Let your loved ones always be there and their love and support always give you strength!
More congratulations in prose → 37 ↓ - 45th anniversary for a woman

Today is a real holiday
So accept congratulations!
And with an eternally young soul
Create, love, dream!
Bloom like a garden in spring -
Make everyone happy again and again,
Stay the best
Feel happiness and love! 41 ↓

Love, kindness and great joy,
On this anniversary I am handsome, noble
I wish you luck with all my heart,
Let it be pleasant in your heart.
I wish you never to lose heart,
Let joyful faces surround you,
I wish you no troubles,
I wish every dream to come true! 39 ↓

It's not scary if the numbers become
arrive every year
Forty-five isn't that much
Another hundred is a long time to wait,
The main thing is to have sunshine in life
It was shining brightly, joyfully, brightly!
And we were always with you
Happiness, joy and goodness! 38 ↓

Anniversary is a wonderful holiday,
At 45 we are full of strength,
And the sparks don’t go out in the eyes,
And family is a reliable rear.
I wish you a hundred accomplishments
And countless seas of victories,
Strength, energy, patience,
And a healthy life without troubles! 38 ↓

I sincerely congratulate you on your 45th anniversary! Let the flowers give you fragrance, let every ray of sunshine warm your heart, and let every news please your soul! I wish you positivity, optimism, light, sun! You are our kindest, best, wonderful, always remain like that, we love you very much! 36 ↓

Congratulations on the anniversary!
You're at your peak today
Admiring attention
And full of charm
The advantages cannot be counted,
And the experience is already over twenty-five,
And in the family everything is sparkle and smooth,
Well done - and keep it up! 38 ↓

I wish you material benefits,
Extreme sensations
Let it work out for you
Anything every time
And wisdom helps to live,
Dream, believe and love,
May joys come more often
Good luck finding their way to you! 42 ↓

May you have endless happiness
The house will always be full,
Keep your family warm
Care, warmth, kindness!
Live yourself quite happily,
And let spring sing in your soul!
May your health be normal
You will always be full of strength! 39 ↓

You are successful and beautiful
Young, bright, smart!
How can you not drink for this?
A glass for you to the bottom? 38 ↓

In addition to beautiful lyrical congratulations and wishes in poetry and prose, the anniversary feast is greatly decorated with appropriately told table anecdotes, Caucasian toasts and parables. The toastmaster or guest who wants to make a beautiful toast to the birthday woman when choosing the main direction of the congratulation: emphasizing her personal merits or just a joke to cheer everyone up - should be guided by the character of the hero of the occasion.

Offered to Caucasian toasts, parables, jokes for a woman’s anniversary: lyrical and comic - more suitable for a friendly feast on the occasion of a holiday with a friendly and mature lady.

1. Caucasian toast for the anniversary “To a real woman!”

I think everyone will agree with me that our dear hero of the day is a real woman! Listen to the definition given to real women by true connoisseurs. They say that if God wanted to create a woman who would be superior to a man, he would create her from a piece of his head. If God wanted to make her a man's slave, he would have created her from a leg. But since woman was created from Adam’s rib, God conceived her to be equal to man, that is, he wanted her to be his friend and advisor. So let's drink to a real woman and a true friend ….(Name)!

2. Caucasian toast to the hero of the day "Age of the Goddess"

In the Caucasus, it is believed that a woman's life can be divided into seven stages: baby, girl, girl, beautiful woman, blooming woman, stunning woman and goddess. Looking at our hero of the day, any Caucasian sage would say that she is a goddess not by age, but by definition! So let our birthday girl always be a goddess in the eyes of men!

3. Parable for a woman's anniversary "About age."

One young man really wanted to get married. The family searched for a candidate for a long time, and finally the family found him the best woman, as it seemed to them. But the young man said that he would ask only one question about this woman: how old is she? The relatives replied that they had asked her, but the lady replied that she had forgotten how old she was. “It’s clear,” answered the newly made groom, “this woman is over forty, because all women over forty somehow suddenly forget their age!” And the sage answered him: “A wise woman forgets her age because a real man doesn’t need to know it, the main thing is not how old she is, but how old she feels!” So let's drink to our hero of the day, forever young at heart!

4. Parable "Don't drink raw water"

A woman is the wisest creature on earth. She is so wise that any hundred-year-old snake could envy her intelligence. Let me tell you a parable about one of these women, who from the very beginning of her marriage told her husband not to drink raw water. But he continued, and then one day a misfortune happened to him on the river, he began to drown. A husband chokes in the river and blows bubbles, and his wise wife wails on the shore: “I told you: don’t drink raw water, it’s a disaster!” Let's drink: to women's wisdom, and to the fact that we will never have to drink water while there is wine!

5. Parable on a woman’s anniversary “About what can and cannot be forgotten”

Old people in the Caucasus tell the following story: a thousand years ago, one old and very wise prince ruled their region; for his justice and intelligence, God gave him a wonderful son - handsome, healthy, and dexterous. His noble name was George, but George had one drawback - he quickly forgot everything that happened to him.

The prince wanted to marry George, but the young man forgot any girl within five minutes, no matter how beautiful she was. The prince was very sad that he couldn’t get his son married, but he so wanted to see and nurse his grandchildren! Then George decided to travel around the world until he found a girl whom he would remember under any circumstances. On the way, the prince gave his son an elegant necklace with the words: “When you, my son, find a woman and love her, give her this necklace. And then you will be able to remember her, no matter what happens!”

For a long time Georgy wandered around the world, but he still couldn’t find the girl to whom he wanted to give the necklace. And then, completely desperate, ragged and hungry, he reached a village unknown to him. There was a small house on the edge of the village. A very pretty girl came out of it, seeing the exhausted stranger, she ran home and brought him wine and fresh pie. George was surprised, because the girl could have just given him water and bread. He started talking to the young stranger and realized that the girl was also smart. Then, without thinking twice, George took out and gave the girl a necklace: “Come to my principality if you decide to marry me. But be sure to keep the necklace - I can recognize you by it!”

The girl spent exactly three months thinking about marriage and decided that she couldn’t find a better husband. She went to Georgiy, but on the way she lost her necklace, so Georgiy did not recognize the girl he once liked so much. But the young beauty was not afraid: she just took out her wine, which she had taken with her, and baked a pie, which she had once treated George to. And the young man remembered the girl! I remembered her kindness and smart speeches. They, of course, got married and lived happily ever after! And I propose to drink to the hostess of our celebration, who today treats us to such delicious dishes that we can forget everything in the world!

6. A beautiful toast about the hero of the day .

A woman is a light cloud that brings coolness on a hot day. A woman is a bright sun that warms us in days of melancholy and sadness. A woman is a cool stream that gives us strength to continue our difficult path. A woman is a full-flowing river, bringing life to everyone who finds herself near its banks. Let's drink to our birthday girl, who illuminates us with her light, warms us with the warmth of her soul and gave life and raised beautiful children! Long life to you...!

7. Toast "For the strength of the weaker sex!"

Everyone says that women are the “weaker sex”. But this is an absolute delusion, because any of them has exorbitant power: it can destroy a man’s life forever by rejecting his love. And vice versa, accepting his feelings will make a man the happiest person in the world. And a happy man can move mountains!

Let's drink to women who are capable of loving and inspiring, to the strength of the weaker sex!

8. Comic toast for a young active birthday girl.

On this significant day, please accept our congratulations on your anniversary! You have only seen good moments in life. You colored the gloomy days of your colleagues and friends like an artist. I could always hear only warm words from you that sound like music. And, of course, you make decisions without fear as a talented director of your own destiny. Therefore, your life is like a wonderful movie. May the film never end!

45 years is the age when vitality and energy are combined with experience and self-confidence. This is an age when the mistakes of youth have long passed, and the problems of old age will not come soon. This is the age when it is possible to draw some conclusions, but it is too early to stop there. This is the age when everything is balanced. I wish to maintain this balance, this poise, not only at 45, but also at 85. Let nothing in life be too little or too much. Happy birthday!

What is 45 years old? This is the age when true wisdom appears in the eyes, this is the age when you begin to breathe deeply. At the age of 45, a person is completely deprived of unnecessary illusions (only the necessary ones remain), and at the same time he still does not have fatigue. So happy 45th birthday to you! And may your age bring you good luck!

Dear hero of the day! Today is a significant day - your birthday! Everything has happened in your life: both good and bad, but today is the time to remember only the best. And let what was glorious in life be repeated, again and again bringing joy and happiness. And let all the bad things go away and be forgotten. I wish you many, many more years to live serenely, enjoying life!

45 years is the age of real achievements. This is the age when the number of years turns into the quality of deeds. And I want to wish you that may your 45 years bring you only joy and victories! And may many new, interesting and pleasant things await you ahead!

You know that not only on this glorious day, but also on any other, I wish you only from the bottom of my heart and very sincerely all the most beautiful and cheerful things!!! Love, bright, unforgettable meetings, true friends, festive mood, fulfillment of cherished desires and creative achievements! Happy anniversary!

I wish you to feel the protection of the goddess Venus every moment, to be dearly loved and caressed by fate! Through anniversaries, walk through life with a light gait, with a smile and eyes shining with happiness! Remain a seductive, desirable, charming lady and a pleasant conversationalist!

My dear friend! Congratulations on the anniversary! This holiday does not come to us very often, so we need to celebrate it in such a way that we will remember it for a very long time. Is the hint clear? Come up with something unusual - you can do it. I expect a lot, a lot of positive things, and you can expect many, many gifts!

Time inexorably flows forward, taking the past years further and further away from us, but the memories of them always remain with you, like true friends, who, despite the distances that separate us, are always close in our hearts. On your anniversary, we are very glad that we can congratulate you personally, we are happy to all gather at the festive table, raise our glasses in your honor and remember our youth. And we all wish you remarkable health, love, happiness, favorable fortune and eternal youth in your soul!

You, dear, are 55. We want to thank you for the wisdom of parental advice, for the ability to always help everyone, for the example of a mother and housewife, and for your golden hands. May the Lord send you a blessing, may all the Saints grant you health and strength.

We have known each other for many years, and I have always admired how much kindness, warmth, love of life and ability to make the world around you more beautiful! There are few such amazing women in the world, and therefore you deserve all the best, which is what I wish for you with all my heart!

My friend, on your holiday I want to say that you have always been and remain for me an invaluable example of courage, nobility and warmth. I wish you great victories and achievements, I wish you not to know grievances and grief. Good luck, success in everything! May your home be happy!

Forty-five is an important anniversary, a symbolic feature of the golden middle of life. Important experience has been accumulated, life priorities have been set, and with valuable baggage in your heart and soul you will move on in life. After all, there are so many things ahead that have not yet been achieved or come true, so interesting and necessary. So we wish with our souls not to grow old, to emerge victorious from every situation in life, and to perceive every turn of Fate with faith, hope, and love. And there will always be those who sincerely love you and wish you happiness, health, optimism every day, peace in the family and harmony in the soul. Give your warmth to those who love you and be a shining example of Fortune's favorite.

Your desire was to celebrate your anniversary without noise and fuss in the close company of your closest people. I want to say that today I am very glad to be among those chosen people whom you invited to your birthday. I want to wish you an ocean of love and happiness, because you, like no one, deserve them. I think everyone present will agree that there are few women in the world like you - as modest, smart, kind and patient. You are wonderful, you are extraordinary, and I wish you to always remain yourself!

2012-07-24 15:23:07: Toasts for the 45th anniversary

The years gone by will not return,
And people are sad for a reason.
We didn’t have time to look back,
And behind him - fifty.
Your life experience is rich
Has not weakened or faded away,
And today we are with this date
We cordially congratulate you.
The years fly by, but it doesn’t matter
There's no need to worry about that
It’s not for nothing that Vakhtang sings the words:
"My years are my wealth"

2012-07-23 22:46:04: Toasts for the 45th anniversary

Let this birthday be a holiday not only of memories and experiences, but also of new ideas, dreams, and hopes! After all, while a person dreams and hopes, he is alive, he is always young! Let's raise a glass to youth!

2012-07-23 15:22:21: Toasts for the 45th anniversary

Yesterday I spent a long time on the Internet,
I flipped through the pages of the booklet,
I was looking for good words for a toast,
Today I decided to say it myself.
Let's raise all our glasses,
To make the hero of the day more beautiful
To live on the same planet,
Be friends with true friends.
Drink everything that is poured into the glasses,
So that the hero of the day “drowns” in praise today.

2012-07-18 16:38:59: Toasts for the 45th anniversary

I turn to our hero of the day and want to wish him: be healthy for a hundred years, and what you have lived does not count!

2012-07-18 06:19:27: Toasts for the 45th anniversary

Happy first 50th anniversary! I wish that your second 50th birthday goes no worse than the first, and most importantly, no faster!

2012-07-16 18:59:58: Toasts for the 45th anniversary

Congratulations on your anniversary
And with all our hearts we wish
Don't grow old until you're a hundred years old,
Everyone in the world likes it
So that the children are happy
And the grandchildren are all lucky,
Well, the great-grandchildren are beautiful -
Looks like your great-grandmother!

2012-07-15 23:46:10: Toasts for the 45th anniversary

The Baltic peoples have such a belief. If a child is born into a family, then 100 devils are born with him. When a child turns one year old, one angel appears, and there are one more devil in him! less. And so year after year: the number of angels is growing, and | less devils...
And now the man is fifty! What does it mean? What about? that only 50 devils remained in it, but 50 angels appeared! Before us is a man consisting of half devils and half angels! But that's not all. Every year the angelic principle will prevail in him more and more!
But I propose to drink to today’s birthday boy, in whom the dark and light forces are mutually balanced!

2012-07-15 11:33:11: Toasts for the 45th anniversary

Every year adds more years
You're sixteen today.
Soon you will receive your passport,
You will meet many joys on your way.

Let's drink to the health of our hero of the day,
May your whole life smell of happiness.
We raise our glasses to you, darling,
Be happy and healthy, our beloved person.

2012-07-15 10:23:45: Toasts for the 45th anniversary

The better the cognac, the more stars on its label!
The older the cognac, the more refined and noble its taste!
We would like to wish you that,
the more anniversaries remained behind you,
the more beautiful, stronger and more self-possessed you became!

2012-07-14 15:58:37: Toasts for the 45th anniversary

Today is your anniversary,
Fives: five yes five.
And we have a desire
We congratulate you loudly.
Fanfare sounds in your honor,
Carcass trumpets are playing!
We can’t count the roles in life,
You are a friend, father and husband.
You are our dear colleague,
And mother is the best son,
To all of you with a trembling soul,
Indispensable for everyone.
Today is the anniversary!
And we want to say:
Such a valuable specimen
We all need it.
After all, the team is rich in you,
And I want to hope
What at sixty and seventy
Nothing about you will change.
The soul will remain with you,
And this is your luggage and treasure.
And there are no trends to fade away
Your mind is powerful and rich.
And we look into the distance with optimism,
While among us
There is a man, not a master,
But there is no one more beautiful than you!

2012-07-14 10:38:27: Toasts for the 45th anniversary

Our hero of the day is very cute, lively,
Everyone will envy us that fate brought us together.
Let the sea be boundless and the surf caressing.
Be careless and, of course, strong at the same time.
Our precious hero of the day, we will raise all our glasses,
So that evil, lies, and obstacles do not meet you in life.
Be healthy, be strong as steel, pave the way for life.
Don’t lose your temper, don’t be sad, everything is ahead of you.

2012-07-12 22:04:06: Toasts for the 45th anniversary

Dear hero of the day! I wish with all my heart,
so that the “carriage of your life” rolls easily and happily,
overcoming all obstacles and difficulties,
so that the road goes through a garden strewn with fruits,
and so that everyone you need is near you.
I raise a glass to your well-being and success!

2012-07-12 19:39:05: Toasts for the 45th anniversary

How to distinguish an optimist from a pessimist? Here is an example: there is half a bottle of wine on the table. The optimist will say:
It's still half full.
It’s half empty, the pessimist will say.
Let's leave pessimism and say that our hero of the day is still 50 years old.
And let's drink to the fact that his life is half full.

2012-07-12 06:29:23: Toasts for the 45th anniversary

Spaniards like to wish their friends and relatives good health, great love, beautiful women, and most importantly, longevity on their birthday so they can enjoy it all. Let us wish the same to our birthday boy today!

2012-07-12 02:53:20: Toasts for the 45th anniversary

Happy first 50th anniversary! I wish you,
so that the second one passes at least
no worse than the first, and most importantly - no faster!

2012-07-09 05:48:17: Toasts for the 45th anniversary

Chinese wisdom tells the greatest truth that a wise person appears in three changing forms:
When you look at him from afar, he seems important and stern;
When you approach him, you see that he is gentle and friendly;
When you hear his words, he seems strict and tough.

Dear (name), our wonderful director, certainly a wise man. From a distance he seems stern, but come to him with your problems, he will greet you warmly and help, but he can also demand.
Let's drink to the health of our respected hero of the day!

2012-07-07 14:26:51: Toasts for the 45th anniversary

60 - gold,
60 - labor,
60 - life has counted down for you!
60 is a moment
60 is life
60 is just the beginning!

2012-07-06 20:54:53: Toasts for the 45th anniversary

Happy 55th birthday! Let this serious and big date not come to the throat of your song, do not forget how to enjoy life and enjoy every day of it! We sincerely congratulate you, hero of the day!

2012-07-06 16:41:54: Toasts for the 45th anniversary

Wonderful age - 20 years!
And all roads are open for you!
And all earthly achievements are yours -
let them bring only joy, without anxiety.
Let everything you have planned -
does not remain just a pipe dream.
Let's raise a glass to your success,
Let your life seem like paradise to everyone,
let the moments of bitterness and resentment pass by,
And we know for sure that everything will work out!

2012-07-05 08:21:10: Toasts for the 45th anniversary

Stay with us longer, dear,
As little pain as possible!
Regardless of your age,
Don't grow old in soul and heart!