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Gifting a gift to the birthday girl can not only be solemn, it can also be used as a playful or entertaining moment. For example, any holiday is greatly enlivened by various congratulations from guests with a scattering of humorous or useful, but presented with a humorous twist, gifts and little things. Despite the fact that the reception is quite common, it invariably pleases both the hero of the occasion and her gathered guests, especially since you can come up with “gifts” for her specific habits, passions or profession.

Sometimes such congratulations with gifts are rather frivolous in nature, but since they are given by very close people, this does not embarrass anyone, but, on the contrary, amuses and gives pleasure. If congratulations with gifts are arranged by colleagues, then the tone is usually more restrained, and the gifts themselves are more practical and stylish.

Collected here comic congratulations - happy anniversary gifts for women various authors (thanks to them for the ideas!), which, if suitable, can be used in full or take them as a basis and come up with your own funny gifts and eyeliners for them, focusing on the age and tastes of a particular birthday girl.

1. Comic congratulations on the anniversary for a woman

"And we have a gift for you!"

This is a fun table chant for an anniversary with the presentation of various gifts. After the host’s words, the guests should shout together:
"And we, and we have a gift for you!"

We are here today for a reason
Come together, friends!
There are jokes and congratulations everywhere,
Birthday wishes.
Just the birthday girl
Let's congratulate you now!
Come on, guests, join in
And scream as much as you can,
As if someone is after you for something
Bitten very hard.

Today Tanya got up early,

So that she doesn't have to rush later.

Start before it's too late

Get yourself in order.

Tanya approaches the white bathtub,

To wash your hair,

And shampoo - well, not a drop.

What to do, how to be here?

Guests in chorus (takes shampoo out of the box).

I'm so tired of dressing up
She began to make her way to the kitchen,
To drink coffee,
Strength to restore.
But yesterday a neighbor came in
And today there is no coffee.

Guests in chorustakes a bag of coffee out of the box).

We know Tanya has a sweet tooth,
She loves sweets.
She didn't eat candy that day
And I’m already upset.

Guests in chorus: “And we, and we, have a gift for you” - (handed over sweets).

So Tanya began to cook,
I got the best meat.
What to pepper the dish with?
So as not to upset the guests?

Guests in chorus: “And we, and we, have a gift for you” - (handed a bag of pepper)

Finally lunch is ready:

One hundred salads, cake and pilaf.
Here are all the dishes on the table,
Only salt mistress, where?

Guests in chorus: “And we, and we, have a gift for you” - (handed...a bag of salt)

The last guest has left,
And a whole cartload of dishes.
What to do here, how to wash,
Where can I get a sponge?

Guests in chorus: “And we, and we, have a gift for you” - (they give...a sponge)

Don't take it as an insult
This joke is a congratulations.
Smile, sing songs,
Know that friends are always with you!

(Source: nsportal.ru)

2. Comic congratulations with gifts for a woman from friends.

1. Happy Birthday,

We wish you all the best.

We give you equipment

And fashionable clothes.

To quickly clean the apartment

Take a wonderful car,

Very easy to use

Our "Roventa" vacuum cleaner.

He will wipe anyone's nose,

Will remove all your chaos.

You will take it gently in your hands,

You'll wave in different directions

Instantly dirt from the entire apartment

If it scatters, there is no dust.

It won't take up much space,

It will fit into any crack.

Saves kilowatt

Doesn't buzz and is lightweight.

Everything in the house will shine,

No place for dust to fly (they give a broom)

2. Here is the device “Just in case”,

In life he is the best assistant,

With him, grief is no problem.

He will always help you.

And the name is sonorous

Enema - scientifically.

It's not difficult to apply

We will attach instructions (give an enema).

Use it every day

And your migraine will go away,

He will remove all the toxins from you

Your body will look slim.

In general, we tell you

He is irreplaceable in life.

For extensive angina

You can gargle

When renovating an apartment

You can spray paint.

Finding ourselves at the dacha with him

You spray the bushes.

And then how crazy

Flowers will bloom everywhere.

I think you're convinced

What kind of miracle are we giving you?

And now through life boldly

The two of you will go with her.

3. Regarding the outfit

Put it on quickly

You'll be a gorgeous woman in it

And Madonna is just a shadow.

Winter panties with cotton wool

Will fit just right

Because in November

The cold is bitter outside.

Put it on quickly -

Attract men to sex.

It's not so difficult to warm up together

And it's impossible to freeze

Putting on hot leggings,

You will survive any cold (they give diapers).

4. And the boots are from Versace

The last squeak is no different.

You carry them all winter

And you won’t freeze your feet (they give slippers or socks or shoe covers)

You will highlight your figure in them

I twisted my long leg.

Klavka Slate itself

I would go crazy with envy.

In a headset with panties

It will be hot like the Sahara

You carry gifts

And bless fate.

There will be a reason to drink

We'll get together again

Women's happiness is endless.

We wish you a happy birthday.

(Source: mastervo.ru)

3. Cool congratulations from friends with gifts “Country treats”.

1. If the stomach wants to eat, do it the honor:
You spread pate on bread, there’s nothing tastier (they give a jar of pate).

2. If you like delicious soup, boil some cereals,
Throw in a sardine here, maybe even half it (they give a can of sardines).

3. If you need lunch, there is no problem:
Your millet will be delicious if you have stew. (they give stew).

4. Pour tea into cups and serve the loaf!
Let the children laugh loudly, since there is condensed milk. (they give condensed milk)

5. If you invite the cream of society to the dacha,
Don't rely on potatoes, open olives as soon as possible (give olives)

6. If you didn’t buy bread, don’t be sad, it’s nonsense!
Open a can of beans, you will always be full! (they give beans)

7. So that the picnic does not become a burden, so that you eat to your heart’s content,
open a can of corn and feed the salad! (give corn)

8. Having offered the guests a snack, the same sandwich:
Put a cucumber on the bread and a couple of sprats from a jar (they give cucumber and sprats)

9. Unsuccessful fishing will be made pleasant,
Fish meatballs in tomato sauce (they give meatballs)

10. If it grew up in a garden bed, then we won’t give it to you,
We'll eat this jar of peas in winter! (they give peas)

11. In addition to the treat, squash caviar!
There are a lot of vitamins, you should always eat it! (they give squash caviar)

12. The sun is hot this summer. Even if there are a lot of berries,
Decorates our picnic, fruits as a gift to you from the south
We present at this moment (give fruit)

13. If you are too lazy to cook, but your stomach is howling,
Porridge with meat will come in handy to curb his ardor! (they give porridge with meat)

14. A useless thing, if you take it alone,
But it will be useful for soup, it needs to be in the house (they give you tomato paste)

(Source: na-bis.com)

4. Congratulations on gifts "Women's things"

1. He will frankly show you the beauty of your face and body, and you will see in him what you didn’t want to see in him. (give a mirror)

2. Your iron friends, long-legged, long-armed - they hold their hair perfectly, and you look so crowning! ( give hairpins)

3. Everything will be trimmed, trimmed and put in order. - on the big number “five”, the manicure will shine! ( give nail scissors)

4. You won’t find truer girlfriends - and don’t go to a fortune teller - whatever you say or not, everyone really needs them... (they give curlers)

5. Gently removes makeup, gives a light massage - and our good friend - soft - will help at any moment... (they give a sponge)

6. Always take them with you so that they are at hand and their work is unnoticeable. And if there is no water nearby, they are so important, these..... (they give you wet wipes)

7. It is many hundreds of years old, but it looks fresh, we hold the most irreplaceable object at hand. Like a pure wind, a thin stream... (they give a handkerchief)

8. Like a whole battalion of soldiers, they stand in a box - they will remove unnecessary touches and cosmetic sins (they give you cotton swabs)

9. There’s just so much missing in it: shadows, pencil, tweezers, hairpins, mascara, comb, varnishes, and there’s also all sorts of garbage. A very necessary thing for the housewife... (they give a cosmetic bag)

10. There are plastic and gold, iron, silver and bone - he holds the hair with a strong hand, behind him they are like behind a Chinese wall. He helped every woman at least once - he was so irreplaceable... (rim)

(Such a congratulation can be completed by presenting the crown and awarding the title “Beauty Queen” or another nomination - watch)

5. Congratulations to the birthday girl from colleagues with gifts.

Perhaps you were planning to run away,

But your lot is to continue working! (give soap)

Who gets a can of beer?
Live happily all year! ( give beer)

Eat bananas and coconuts
And expect rewards from fate! ( give banana)

While the boss is “taking the shavings off” us,
Calmly brew a mug of tea! ( give mug)

Receive this tube as a gift,
So that every tooth shines in the sun! (give toothpaste)

Since you got a chocolate bar,
It won’t be bitter for you - it will be sweet! (they give you chocolate)

When you drink cranberry jelly,
Forget about the merry-go-round of the world!
Let the world, as they say, wait!
And you will be healthy all year round (they give jelly)

Although this cream is inedible,
But the smell is simply incomparable! ( give hand cream)

To the one who receives this candle,

You'll have to travel around the world! (give a candle)

To record where the pay went,
You will really need this pen! (give a pen)

We'll have to live with grief,
And forget about the days of the calendar! (they give a calendar)

And great love awaits you
And kisses all year round! (they give a set of sponges)

Do you understand what the meaning of the gift is?
Life will be joyful and bright! (they give markers)

And you are “in the juice”, in the prime of life!
Among your friends you have no equal! (they give you a bag of juice)

You are good at work
And you will be held in high esteem by us all year (they give a horseshoe)

You will walk around with a beautiful hairstyle,
Captivating everyone with a thick, fluffy mane (they give shampoo)

You will be cheerful and energetic,
And therefore the whole year will be great! (give coffee)

(Source: tamada-julia.narod.ru)

6. Photo session of the hero of the day in hats.

This is a very funny one that is more suitable for a home party or a holiday at the dacha, so that the culprit does not get upset because she might ruin her hair (after all, she needs to try on each hat, show it to the guests and, if desired, take a photo in each one as a souvenir)

Eyeliner: The French say that a real woman can make three things out of nothing: a salad, a scandal and a hat. Our (name of the hero of the day) can do much more; out of all this, she can also arrange a real holiday for herself and her guests. Which she will now brilliantly demonstrate to all of us.

Perhaps not everyone present knows that we are in constant collaboration with the great couturier of our time, Zakidon Shlyapnikov, and offer the hero of the day a personal all-season collection of his hats. Hats, mirror, photographer, everything ready? Then let's begin!

First model: sports cap “Champion”(Children's hat with a toe or baseball cap.)
Sport will relieve us of stress
And it will add health to everyone.
To stay young
You need to play sports.
Summer, autumn, winter
Take up race walking.
To move the bus,
You need to put on a hat.

Second model: swimming cap “Dive” (Rubber bathing cap or shower cap)
To always be healthy,
So as not to cough, not to sniffle,
You can run for a long time in the park
Or hang on the horizontal bar.
Since water is given for life,
Then rather into the river, into the shower.
Just try on the hat,
After all, it suits the person too.

Third model: housewife’s hat “Clean” (From a sponge or washcloth)
If in household chores suddenly
It turns out that two legs and two arms are not enough,
And everything she needs to wipe off.

Fourth model: hat for work “All Visible” (An option for the teacher is to sew glasses on four sides of the hat.)
You need to have a hat like this

To see everything, to watch everyone,
So that work will soon be in full swing,
Not a second for laziness or yawning.
( Option for teachers.So that the student cannot cheat,
“Lick everything from someone else’s notebook”
He wouldn't be able to pull out the spur...
Such a hat will fit).

Fifth model: miracle hat “In the garden, in the vegetable garden” (Old straw hat)
The sun beats down mercilessly at the dacha
Is there someone standing there on all fours?
In the hottest, sultriest time
Save your crown from harmful rays!
Avoid overheating -
Put on your miracle hat!

Sixth model: “Legend” hat for the weekend (Any original hat)
If, (name of the hero of the day), you suddenly
A friend will invite you for the weekend,
Don't think, don't guess,
Accept the offer!
Be gentle, be cheerful,
Just don't forget your hat!
Weekend hat -
Not a hat, but a legend!

Model seven: eco-hat for environmentalists (Spotted khaki Panama)
We know you love animals:
Squirrels, hares, wood grouse,
You take care of your native river
And you don’t kill the fish in it.
So that the trees turn green,
So that the birds sing songs,
Join the Greenpeace society
To us, the “greens”, such -
Blues are no match for us!

Eighth model: “Visa for a cruise” hat (Old men's hat)
This hat is not worn on the head, but in the hands.
If you want not to wither,
See the pyramids
Collect capital
And you'll go to the station.
You can easily get a visa
And go on cruises!

And finally, the ninth model: the invisibility hat (A large hat that fits over your eyes, or a knitted cap).

The grandiose model was made in a single copy, has no analogues in the world and has the supernatural property of invisibility. Let's try it on...wonderful! If you try in vain, you won’t see anything anyway!
This collection of hats is designed for all occasions and will help you feel like a real woman in any situation.

7. Comic congratulations for a woman with gifts from close friends.

Hello, dear little woman, you are such a pretty girl.
Although no longer 25, the years are ticking away, the mother is vigorous,
We are sending you, my dear, a package for your birthday.
A little here, a little here, take it and don’t blame me.

If there is no CANDLE in the house, here it is when the light goes out.
MATCHES and a BAR OF SOAP to wash your face,
But a PACK OF CIGARETTES, maybe you’ll light it, maybe not.
Life here, you'll understand, you'll smoke and drink here.
Here is PIVASIK for order after the bath, or for tiredness.
We all blow it ourselves and recommend it to you.

Here's 3 pieces of SALA, eat it or cook it,
Stretch it out until summer, now it’s a gem.
Don't get fat, better feed your guests.
Let your stupid friends eat
If they don’t feel sorry for their figure.

A BOTTLE OF HOLY WATER, drops in your mouth before eating.
Don’t give it to anyone, say: “It’s not enough for yourself.”
If your back suddenly hurts, rub it and hold it.
If you get sick, lie down, period, there is a grandson and a son-in-law and a daughter.
Let them wash and wash themselves, and don’t bother mom.

As soon as you receive the parcel, quickly take the bottle,

And quickly write an answer, what you liked and what you didn’t.
If there is no money in the house, tie a BROOM to your leg,
You need to wave a broom and collect money in a pile.

That's all, goodbye girl, you are, well, like a sister to us,
Pour vodka into glasses and invite guests to drink.

Table games play a very important role in organizing any holiday program, especially its first part; they help guests get in the mood for the holiday, get to know each other better and relax. At the same time, there are many types of table games: quizzes, auctions, lotteries, chants, or card games with movements. Each type of these entertainments in several variants should be in the arsenal of an experienced party host; we’ll tell you a little about one of them: card games.

Card games are quite popular, both at small family feasts and at large banquets. When playing this type of game, you must follow some simple rules:

- cards for guests should be printed in advance and look aesthetically pleasing, neat, so that people would be pleased to pick them up.

- the font size should be at least 28 point, since some guests have not always good eyesight, and if a person peers and doubts the letters, the quality of reading will be blurred.

- don’t forget to get your guests ready to play. Bring them to this point.

- kind words commenting on the wish and encouraging the guest are welcome.

- on the eve of the holiday, look through the cards and select those that are most suitable for this company of guests or the hero of the occasion.

Jubilee script. Option 2
"___" ______________2011
Birthday fanfare!
Toastmaster.
Hello, dear friends, dear guests! I am glad to welcome everyone present in this hall! Today we have gathered here together on an unusual occasion. To celebrate the anniversary of our dear and respected
_________________________________________
(states the name and patronymic of the hero of the day).
This day marks ____ years! Let's greet the hero of the occasion! Applause!
(Everyone greets the hero of the occasion, who sits at the head of the table.)
Dear friends, fill your glasses, men, court the beautiful ladies of this evening!

Wow, I see you moved something? Wait, I will introduce you to the Rules of our evening. Our charter states:
1. That the hero of the day is sitting in front of us.
2. It is announced that 20___. ___________________'s anniversary is not cancelled.
3. Remember: it didn’t hurt for everyone to start having a glass.
4. It is announced that laughter in this hall is not cancelled.
5. Gifts brought to the hero of the day are accepted around the clock for another month after this evening and cannot be returned.

We wish you on your anniversary
So that you sit over champagne,
To dance and sing songs,
So that this glorious feast
Brought health, happiness, peace.
Be happy and healthy
Don't remember the years
Even if life is harsh at times,
But don't you dare give in to her.

Toastmaster: Our anniversary event today is not ordinary! You will ask why? I'll tell you, today for participating in competitions, quizzes and dance breaks you will receive these coupons, which at the end of the evening can be exchanged for gifts and unusual prizes from our young people! And the one who collects the most coupons will receive the most expensive prize of our evening, a washing Vacuum Cleaner from __________!
Quiz “Table grapes”

Toastmaster: Dear guests, the first financial leap begins right now. A small competition begins on the knowledge of alcoholic drinks made from grapes (Wine is Arbat, Confession of a Sinner and others, combined into one word.) So, for each correctly named drink we will give you 100 ___________.
(Wine, Port, Sherry, Vermouth, champagne, cognac, cha-cha, armagnac, cocktail, Pisco, pisco-sur, grappa________________________________)
A birthday is an annual gift given to a person in order to rejoice at the love and affection that loved ones, friends and colleagues have for him.
It's your anniversary...
But is that too much?
Let the score grow, what's the problem?
After all, our life is a thorny road,
And you will never pass it calmly.
Let there be everything: sadness, adversity,
And joy, like the light of the sun.
So that they don’t notice on this day,
That you have become a little older.
Quiz “Who gets drunk?”
Toastmaster: Dear friends, let’s now conduct a little quiz with you, which is called - how do you get drunk? Now I will tell you professions, and you will have to tell me how a person in this profession gets drunk! For example: “Carpenter - to the board” and so on, well, let’s begin!

SHOEMAKER - IN THE INSOLE,
TAILOR - IN RAGS,
GLAZER - SHARE,
CARRIER - IN THE ARC,
FIREMAN - INTO THE SMOKE,
HUNTER – INTO THE HOLE,
DRIVER - IN THE STEEL,
RAILWAY WORKER - INTO THE TRAIL,
FOOTBALL PLAYER - OUT,
COOK - INTO THE SAUSAGE,
OLDER MAN - TO THE TRASH,
FORESTRY - INTO THE LOG,
MUSICIAN - TO THE PIPE,
ELECTRICIAN - OFF,
MATHEMATICIAN – TO ZERO,
athlete - IN THE ROOM,
MEDIC – UNTIL LOSS OF PULSE,
PHYSICIST – BEFORE LOSS OF RESISTANCE,
CHEMIST – BEFORE SEDIMENTATION,
PIG HOUSE - UNTIL A PIG SQUEAL,
WRITER - TO THE HAND,
JOURNALIST – TO THE POINT,
ASTROLOGER – TO THE STARS.

The hosts of our holiday are very worried about why our guests eat little, much less drink enough. So let's fill our glasses again and continue our feast. After all, only music, wine and vodka make a person a real miracle!!!
The road to the anniversary is not easy:
Sometimes it gets harder
Sometimes it's easier
Well, in general -
This is the path of discovery and victory.
And it happened.
Here he burst with light,
He gave flowers and greetings,
And it became the answer to all questions,
And he brought a covenant on the path forward.
Congratulations to you!
Warmth, kindness, good luck,
Joy, health, beauty,
So that the fire in the hot eyes does not go out
And the best dreams came true.
Let us, dear guests, wish our hero of the day as many happy days as multi-colored leaves cover the earth in golden autumn, and let us fill our glasses for this.
(5 minutes)
Dear friends, fate brought two different people together,
___________ And ___________.
Everything happened in our life together:
There were joy and sadness,
there was happiness and luck,
There were tears by accident.
The word for congratulations is given to the closest person to our hero of the day, this is, of course, her husband!
Now I propose to play the easiest game, familiar from early childhood - this is, of course, tic-tac-toe!
(like a goldfish, only on crosses!)
Game "Tic Tac Toe"
There are a lot of guests at our gala event! Everyone came to congratulate the hero of the day. And now I think I’ve come to congratulate my beautiful princess – my parents – on her Anniversary!
(Where do we start?)
I propose to fill and raise glasses for the closest and most beloved people, for those who worry the most, for those who will always come to the rescue, who will always support in difficult times, for those who gave life.
Dear guests, I suggest you raise your glasses to your parents!

(Two participants must collect objects in the hall starting with the letter “C”; whoever has more wins)

Dear friends, let's fill our glasses!
Congratulations on your anniversary,
But today forget about the years.
We wish you to be beautiful, loved,
Kind, sweet, always cheerful!
Don't waste your nerves in vain,
You can't buy health anywhere.
May your life be wonderful
We wish you happiness!

Competition "Chorus Egorkin Lapot"
Dear friends, I know that today many people who love to sing have gathered at this wonderful event! And at your request, we are recruiting soloists-vocalists for a new choir of the Russian Federation called “Egorkin Lapot”, “Falshivim Drozhno”.

(Gathering a choir) (Divide into 3 groups of 2-3 people each)
We have a new choir, there is no repertoire yet! Or is there?
Well, if not, then I propose to take the song “Oh, frost, frost” into our repertoire! I think she is perfect for our choir! Do you all know the words to the song? That's good! We are not a simple choir, but lively, cheerful, mischievous. And I think there’s no need for a rehearsal!
Our hall is full. So, the artists are ready. Dear friends, this speaker speaks to you:

The first composition of the Russian Army Choir “Egorkin Lapot”, “Let’s fake together” (i.e. you have to sing militantly, abruptly) with the song “Oh, frost, frost”. Or ____________________

Second cast: Choir of boys, bunnies and girls chorus girls of the kindergarten “Solnyshko” of the junior group “Egorkin Lapot” (i.e. you need to sing like a child) with the song “Oh, frost, frost” or _____________________

Third cast: The choir of veterans performs (i.e. you have to sing like veterans), the third cast “Egorkin Lapot” with the song “Oh, frost, frost” or __________________

Dear friends, applause to our wonderful choir! They did an excellent job!
Who else wants to congratulate our charming hero of the day?
(Or toast)
On the anniversary day all the beautiful flowers
And heartfelt wishes for you.
Let your cherished dreams come true,
And happiness gives every day and hour.

May everything be possible to achieve,
And what is planned must be fulfilled,
We wish you an interesting, bright life
In a wonderful mood.

Toastmaster: _______, do you have family heirlooms? And what if it’s not a secret? Dear guests, please look at this cute little album. It contains your first (or) another relic. We give it to you. Whoever guesses here will get 2 coupons!... you'll never guess.
Or
Competition-game “Parcel”
We have received a Parcel with an accompanying sheet, which we would like to hand over, but who is it intended for?

A parcel arrived from the messenger,
Only without a signature, that’s how insulting,
She must go around the hall in a circle,
To find owners for yourself!
What is in this parcel?
Let the dear beauty have a look,
Which one sits closer to the presenter! (pass the parcel)
You can hold the parcel,
And give it away, not to sisters, not to brothers,
And to the girl in the most elegant dress! (we pass it on)
Brigitte Bardot would cry with envy,
I would like to see your outfit
But another parcel is waiting,
The man with the biggest bald spot. (transfer)
Your bald spot is a sign of great intelligence,
But again the parcel arrived in the wrong place,
You'll get your prize later!
Give me the parcel
A man with a big belly
What a belly, what a miracle!
It will fit a keg of beer,
But the prize is not for you, run along the road,
To the woman who has the longest legs! (transfer)
The legs are beautiful, what can I say?
And you will have to give the parcel too,
What’s in it, don’t be tormented by the question,
Give it to the man with the Greek nose! (pass on)
Your nose is not that big, and in general,
You are a great man
Turn the parcel in your hands a little,
And find a woman with large breasts. (We transmit)
Yes, it's nature
But you’ll flirt with her later, my friend!
It's a pity, but you will have to give the parcel too,
You need to run to the tallest guy! (transfer)
Even though you are tall in stature
But strength doesn't come from height, really, man!
The package contains a surprise, not castor oil.
Give it to the lady with the most beautiful hairstyle. (pass it on)
This is art, this is truly beauty,
But again the parcel arrived in the wrong place,
It's far from over yet
The strongest fighter will receive the parcel! (transferred)
Truly an athlete, Strength, intelligence, beauty,
Only the gift is not for you
Even though you torment the hearts of girls terribly,
But you still won’t receive the gift.
The parcel walked around the hall for a long time,
Only I couldn’t find the owner.
Since there is only one owner here.
We will give it to the hero of the day!

(toastmaster opens the album)
Toastmaster: a simple piece of calendar, which in a few hours will become a historical document. Years will pass, you will open this album and, looking at the yellowed piece of paper, remember that the ___ year anniversary of your life lasted…. Hours…. The sun rose for you on... Hours…. Minutes. And this piece of paper will remind you of all of us... And I propose a toast to family heirlooms. Treat them with care: collect them, store them, pass them on to your children. This is very important and valuable. For family heirlooms!!! Bitterly!!!
Toastmaster: Dear men, raise your hands, those who are not ashamed to prove to their women that you are the most dexterous and strong.

Russian roulette competition
(5-6 boiled eggs)
Toastmaster: Dear friends, my phone is ringing! Another number for some criminal, 8-000-000-00-99!
Hello, hello, who? Ahhh, Dmitry Anatolyevich, I didn’t recognize you, you’ll be rich! Who should I give?? _____________, hero of the day, now wait... DJ, please put us on speakerphone...
(Congratulations from the President of the Russian Federation)
Friends, the President of the Russian Federation congratulates not every person on his anniversary, I propose to raise a glass to the health, happiness and good luck of our hero of the day!
Toastmaster: At the beginning of the evening we found out who gets drunk and how, now let's think about the question of who loves how! The rules of the quiz are the same! No.: How a fireman loves - a fireman loves passionately! Etc. Go…

THE COOK LIKES IT HOT,
PHOTOGRAPHER – INSTANTLY,
PASTRY CHECKER – SWEET,
WATCHMAKER – MINUTE,
LAWYER IS ELOQUETIVE,
BATH MAN - HOT,
FISHERMAN - COOL BLOODED,
ACCOUNTANT – CALCULATINGLY,
STUDENT – PLATONICALLY,
SPRINTER - FAST,
DOCTOR – DEADLY,
CRAZY - CRAZY

Toastmaster: And now I will ask three young men and three girls to come to me.
"COMTEST: FOR THE BEST DANCER."
People stand in a row, the first person is given some object (something that the young people bought as gifts), music sounds, the person dances with this object and then passes it to the next person. Suddenly the music stops, and whoever is left with the object in their hands is eliminated from the game. The one who remains wins. The gift is the item with which the contestants danced.
Toastmaster: And now I ask all the guests, as well as the bride and groom, to go out onto the dance floor and dance a little.
Dance break 15-20 minutes.

Baba Yaga
Parody Valery Leontyev
Baba Yaga
Parody Zhanna Aguzarova.
Baba Yaga
Toastmaster: Dear friends, let’s greet our Grandma the Hedgehog – the Bone Leg – with thunderous applause! Dear friends, fill your glasses!
Our beautiful ____________!
May fate send you
In this anniversary year
A lot of vigor and strength,
And let them always be nice
Like holiday lights
Happy days of life!

Competition "Attach the letters"
Toastmaster: Dear friends, I’ll ask a girl and a young man to come to me! Now I will give you each several cards with letters written on them! These letters represent parts of the human body! You will have to attach each letter to a body part and then say it all out loud!

Competition “Take care of your eggs!”
(A mandatory condition for the game is a noisy, cheerful company of the appropriate age. Only men take part - 4 or 8 people. A plastic bag with two eggs is hung from the front of each person’s belt so that it hangs between their legs, the players are divided into pairs (randomly or by lot, preferably so that the players in pairs are of the same height). Next, the players stand in front of each other, spread their legs and squat slightly. Then everything is very simple, they fight with eggs, the one who breaks the eggs is eliminated. of which at least one egg remains intact. Fanfares, prizes, guests (especially girls) roll on the floor with laughter.)

Toastmaster: Maybe someone else would like to congratulate the hero of the day?!
(Or toast)
Let this day be like a souvenir
The whole world will give you!
Let spring wake up for you,
Let the fun flow for you!
Let your dreams come true,
Let it be as you want!
“I’ll leave from the anniversary...”
Toastmaster: Dear friends, today’s anniversary meeting will go on for a very long time, are you still sober??? How are you??? Everyone has gunpowder in their flasks and berries in their buttocks??? Well, while everyone who is sober is remembering what and who will go home, the hero of the day has prepared personal transport for almost everyone! So let's begin...

Toastmaster: Friends, let’s sum up the inter-competition results of our coupons! Gentlemen, count your coupons! And who is our leader so far? (DETERMINING THE LEADER) Who else wants to earn a couple of coupons? Please come out here! (4-5 people)
Toastmaster: Contestants! What alcoholic drinks do you drink the most? (survey in progress) Now, you have to do the impossible! Our dear hero of the day is sitting in the center of the table!_________ (addressing the hero of the day) are you attentive? We have several glasses of water and one of vodka! Now, the contestant who drinks vodka does everything possible not to give himself away! And he will receive 3 coupons! The rest of the participants only have 1 each!
“Guess where the tonic drink (vodka) is”
Toastmaster: Dear, look, it’s somehow not fair, you drank, but others didn’t! Dear friends, fill your glasses, now our winner will say a few words to our birthday girl!
(toast from the winner)

Lazy dancing competition
(sitting on chairs, we dance in turn with parts of the body: lips, arms, belly, legs, all together)
. Dance break
15-20 minutes.
(Take out the cake) fanfare!
(Preferably different fanics)
Happy birthday.
I'm giving you this cake.
There are many luminaries on it.
It takes a lot of effort to blow them out.
Dear hero of the day!
To the command “three-four!” –
you need to smile wider!

(Blowed out the candles)

So, dear hero of the day, to whom will you give the first two pieces of this wonderful anniversary cake? (Parents, of course) I think each of us will agree with the opinion of ________ because Parents are the most precious and most important thing a person has on earth!
Unfortunately, our evening is slowly coming to an end, we still have one more unfinished task, this is the drawing for the main prize of today's evening! Vacuum cleaner! Please count your coupons!
We are opening an Anniversary Store where you can exchange coupons for various gifts from our charming birthday girl!
So, who earned the most coupons???
And to stormy applause, to loud fanfare, ________ present the rightful prize!
And there is another equally worthy prize that we want to give away at the auction! Starting price 10 coupons!
Presented with fanfare (certificate)

So, the host of the celebration,
Your finest hour is already coming.
I must say a return toast,
And the whole room wants to listen to you.

“Response from the hero of the day” (Fanfare, if anyone has one...)

Disco until the final!