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Happy Defender of the Fatherland Day toasts for the military. Congratulations on Defender of the Fatherland Day (February 23). Congratulations on Defender of the Fatherland Day in prose to colleagues

A girl becomes a woman overnight. A boy becomes a man in two years.
So let's drink to make these years fly by like one night!

Previously, in Rus' there was such a custom: if a girl was waiting for a guy from the army, then a cannon was cast, if not, a tree was planted.
So let's drink to our dense forests and to the only Tsar Cannon!

When at the festive table
You will forget melancholy and grief,
Don't forget the law of the sea -
Drink the third toast: To those at sea.

I drink to you and to love,
And for the fire in our hearts.
But I'll drink the first glass
For those who are wearing boots!
For those who leaned in at this moment
To the cold steel of the machine...
I raise my glass
For a man, for a soldier!

You better ask with whom?
- Well?
- With a national hero.
- Who is he?
- Unknown Soldier.
So let's drink to our valiant army.

I want to drink to her. Because she's waiting for me. I know that being with her is easy and joyful. She greets me without unnecessary kisses, warms me on cold nights, and every night she talks about happy love.
So let's drink to her - to her dear and close soldier's bed!

What do we drink for and where do we drink?
Not at a friend's apartment,
Not in an ironed uniform,
And there, by the stone pillars...
For the forced march, blank walls,
Over the years that pass there.
And for military shoulder straps,
What falls on our shoulders.
For those who are at sea, on the border,
For those who are freezing at their posts,
And, as people say:
For those who wear boots.

We'll drink the battleship away, but we won't disgrace the fleet.

Doctors say that vodka is our enemy. But have we, gentlemen, ever been afraid of our enemies? Forward!

It happened in our fleet:
When we are all together with friends
That very first best toast
We have this: For those who are at sea.
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The tank commander conducts training with his subordinates.
- What is the main thing in a tank?
“A weapon,” one answers.
“Armor,” the other answers.
“Caterpillars,” says the third.
- All this is true, but the main thing is not to drift.
Let's drink to the main thing.

Gentlemen! For us to hit the target, albeit rarely, but accurately.
For our today and subsequent meetings!

I propose a toast to the most, in my opinion, worthy quality in a person - loyalty! Loyalty in love, in friendship, loyalty to the Fatherland, one’s word, honor. Let's pour and drink!

The ensign was asked to make a toast at the wedding. Without hesitation, he said:
- One-two, pour it! And the rest is clear without words.
I propose a toast to army brevity!

There is an ancient Greek myth about the giant Antaeus, the ruler of Libya. He was invincible as long as he came into contact with his mother earth, who gave him new strength. However, the famous Hercules still defeated him, tearing him away from his native land and strangling him in the air. Since then, the image of Antaeus has become a symbol of the strength that comes from the connection with the motherland, the native country.
So let's drink so that no one can tear us away from our native land, from our Motherland!

A tank column is walking through the village, and an infantry formation is meeting it.
The lead tank stops, a helmeted head pokes out and asks:
- Hey, infantry, where are we?
- You? So in tanks, where else?
So that you and I always know where exactly we are at the moment!

When people do something they are ashamed of, they justify themselves by saying that they are doing their duty. Let us drink so that we will never have to be ashamed of what we do in the line of duty!

The officer's son comes home from school. Got several bad marks.
- Dad, you told me that the military remains calm in any situation. Is this for real?
“That’s right,” answered the father.
“Then I guess I can show you my diary.”
Let's drink to endurance and composure, friends!

The great A. Suvorov said: “Never has pride, most often generated by a momentary impulse, controlled my actions, and I forgot myself when it came to the benefit of the fatherland.” Let's raise a glass to our Fatherland!

The ensign explains to the soldiers what gravity is.
- Here, comrade soldiers, if we take, for example, a boot and throw it up, it will fall to the ground again, because gravity acts on it.
Some fighter asks:
- Comrade warrant officer, what if he falls into the water and not onto the ground?
- You're pretty smart, son, aren't you? Don’t you know that our fleet deals with water?
So let’s drink to each of us doing his own thing!
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It is not true what they say: in the army they carry round things and roll square ones. Yesterday the general received a new apartment, so the soldiers carried the furniture carefully in their hands.
Let's drink to truthful information about the Armed Forces!

Goodbye brother
The service has ended
To the station now
Forced march.
For the dream of every soldier - Dembel!

Gentlemen officers! I propose to drink so that the obstacle course turns out to be a takeoff for each of us! Here's to the future!

An angry sergeant shouts at a young soldier:
- Do you think I'm an idiot?
- I don’t know, Comrade Sergeant. I've only been with you for the first month.
Let's drink, friends, to the statutory relations between military personnel!

The military censor was given the book “The Tale of Igor’s Campaign” for approval. Using the instructions that prohibited mentioning the names of the regiments, the censor made an edit and the title of the book began to look like this - “The Tale of the Nth Unit.”
I propose a toast to military secrets!

A drunken lieutenant colonel stumbles home. The wife immediately raises a scandal.
- Tsk, fool, get an awl and prick the hole in the shoulder straps.
The wife was delighted and softened. I took an awl, pierced a hole, and attached an asterisk.
- Now shoot these two on:!
So let's drink to the new title of hero of the occasion!

The private approaches the ensign and in a cheerful, loud voice reports to him:
- Comrade Warrant Officer, your order has been carried out!
The ensign is surprised:
- Wait: But I didn’t order anything:
- And I didn’t do anything.
Let's drink, guys, to the harsh everyday life of the army!

The lieutenant asks the young soldier:
- Where does cleaning the machine begin?
- From checking the number.
- Explain why?
- So as not to clean someone else's weapon.
Let's drink, friends, to army ingenuity!

Who do you think Venus preferred out of all her many admirers on Olympus? God of war - Mars! Yes, women love military men.
I propose to drink to our armed forces, friends!

The duty officer reports:
- Comrade General, it seems to me that this is you on the phone.
- So it seems or is it true?
- I heard a woman’s voice on the phone: “Is that you, old horseradish?”
“Perhaps it’s me,” the general said, approaching the phone. - My wife is worried.
Let's drink, friends, to the old officer cadres!
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The ensign comes home from service and commands his wife:
- Let's eat!
That's pathetic:
- Vasya, have pity on me! I was all wrapped up and didn’t even sit down once all day.
The ensign took pity on his wife:
- Didn’t sit down, you say? We'll fix this right now! Start squats! One-two! One-two! Fifty times is enough for you, or more?
So let's drink to us, who are always ready to help our charming wives in everything!

One jackdaw was larger than the others and, looking at its fellows, flew to the crows and asked them to take her into their flock. But she was unlike them, and they began to peck at the jackdaw and drove her away. Jackdaw had no choice but to return to her people, but they, disliking her for her arrogance, also refused to accept her.
So let's drink to the love of the Fatherland and to the people who never, under any circumstances, commit betrayal.

A soldier returned from service. He enters the house, and there are three children sitting on benches. One is smaller than the other.
- Whose children are these? - he asks his wife.
- All ours. Do you remember when you went to work - I was pregnant? So here's Kolya. And then, remember, she came to visit you. So here is Vanya.
- And the third? - asks the husband. - And the third?
- Why are you pestering him? Sit and let him sit!
So let's drink to the fact that we are sitting here so well!

The Roman historian Florus says: “A righteous and wise man will consider true only such a victory that will be achieved with impeccable honesty and unblemished dignity.”
Gentlemen! I suggest we raise our glasses to our true victories, to officer’s honor!

French scientist Blaise Pascal wrote: “Whoever is not ready to die for his own honor will find dishonor.” Two centuries later, another Frenchman, Alfred de Vigny, repeated after him: “there is something as beautiful as a great man - a man of honor.”
Gentlemen! Let's drink to our soldier's honor!

The wolf chased the lamb. He ran into the temple to escape death.
The wolf began to persuade him to come out: if, they say, the priest sees you, he will still sacrifice you. But the lamb answered:
- It is better to become a victim of God than to die for your pleasure!
So let's drink to the fact that if you ever have to accept death in battle, do it with honor!

Comrade warrant officer, your wife has arrived!
- Not to “taba”, but to “you”!
- She came to us yesterday, and today to Taba.
Let our wives have only “today” every day!

La Rochefoucauld said: “In war, most people risk their lives no more than is necessary in order not to tarnish their honor; but only a few are always ready to take risks as required by the goal for which they take risks.”
I propose to drink to high goals!

The ensign decided to enter the culinary college. During the exam he is asked:
- Is “rasstegai” fish or meat?
- Neither one nor the other. This is a team.
For our military, handsome, hefty ones!
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A soldier from the army came and spoke to the assembled friends:
- Yes, guys, the service is not sugar. I had to spin twenty-five hours a day!
“But there are twenty-four hours in a day,” one of the friends remarked.
- This is in your civilian life. And in our army they get up an hour earlier.
Let's drink to the army routine!

The son asks his father-officer:
- Dad, what is the difference between a rifle and a machine gun?
- Well: Huge difference. Remember how my mother and I talk.
So let's drink, gentlemen, to the commander's voice!

After the drill review, the general asks the soldiers:
- Who has any complaints?
A chubby soldier broke ranks:
- Comrade General, the foreman called me a booth, and the booth itself is even bigger than yours.
Let's drink to physical training at all levels of an army career!

The general is driving a brand new Volga with his young wife to the theater. Suddenly, out of the blue, he turns into the park and turns off the engine.
- What's the matter? - the wife asks in fear. - We're going to the theater!
- The theater will remain as it stood, but here it is a matter of chance:
Let's drink to a happy occasion!

The soldier barely entered the barracks, drunk. The general meets him.
“Let me go through you,” the soldier asks the general. “Come in, only one at a time,” the general answers.
I propose a drink, friends, for subordination!

As A. Suvorov said: “Forward is my favorite word.”
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A young soldier moistens a cotton swab with alcohol and wipes a part of the device. At this moment the foreman enters.
- What are you doing?
- I’m cleaning the device.
- Who cleans like that?! Eh, unlucky one:
The foreman takes a bottle of alcohol, takes a sip, breathes on the device part and wipes it with a cotton swab.
So let's drink to the experienced soldiers! For their experience!

Dear colleagues, you all know the army saying that colonels should not run. After all, in peacetime this causes laughter, and in wartime it causes panic. I propose a toast to real colonels who do not run under any circumstances!

Paratroopers are jumping. Everyone jumped. Issuer:
- Ivanov, you jumped out first?
- Yes, comrade captain, the parachute did not open - we had to return!
Let's drink so that in case of any failure we can go back and start all over again!

The ensign formed a platoon.
- Comrade soldiers, who loves light music - two steps forward!
Two soldiers are out of action.
- They brought me a piano here, take it to the fifth floor of my apartment.
Let's drink, friends, to the rare moments of relaxation in the army!
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In the middle of the night, the ensign raised the company alert and commanded:
- There is a fire in the neighboring village. Company, to put out the fire - run-oh-oh march!
In a few minutes.
- Why are you, comrade soldiers, running around on such an urgent matter like pregnant elephants? Circle! Everyone immediately return back to the company location and once again: run, march!
So let's drink to ensuring that all our urgent matters are done as quickly as possible!

Turgenev wrote: “We all have one anchor, from which, unless you want to, you will never break free: a sense of duty.” I propose to raise our glasses to the fact that we never want to break these anchor chains!

Comrade warrant officer! - the soldier addresses. - Is it true that people descended from monkeys?
- Of course, Erokhin. But this does not apply to warrant officers.
Let's drink to the warrant officers, the whole army rests on them!

In the army canteen.
“Comrade Sergeant Major, we are entitled to meat,” the soldiers say.
- If you're supposed to, eat it!
- But it’s not allowed.
- Well, if you’re not supposed to, don’t eat it!
Let's drink to the charter!

A drunk guy is lying on the platform and dying of laughter. Those around him could not stand it for 10 minutes and called an ambulance.
He explains to the orderlies who are tying him up:
- Guys, fifty people escorted me to the army.
They left, and I stayed.
And you and I, on the contrary, take one more, the last one, and we’ll go!

The company commander finds an uncleaned machine gun in the pyramid.
- Whose machine gun?
“Kalashnikov,” the soldier answers clearly.
So let's drink to army ingenuity!

An ensign is walking through the unit, and a soldier is meeting him. The fighter takes a combat step, stares at his superiors with his eyes, and immediately salutes with both hands.
Stops the ensign of the violator, educates:
- Comrade soldier, are you saluting incorrectly?
- That's right, Comrade Warrant Officer! That's what the new charter says. Haven't you read it yet?
- Read! Just need to be clearer! Clearer and sharper!
So let's drink to the clear implementation of all our decisions!

The ensign on the parade ground is engaged in drill training with his platoon.
- Hey, cuttlefish, keep your feet up!
Colonel approaches:
- You are using some little-used word, Comrade Warrant Officer. Where is it from?
- This is from botany, Comrade Colonel, to make it more fun.
- Oh well:
Let's have a drink so we can always have fun!

As I. Turgenev said, “Russia can do without each of us, but none of us can do without it.”
Gentlemen! Let's drink to Russia!

A comrade warrant officer is walking along the regimental parade ground and suddenly sees a severed head lying there.
So he shouts indignantly:
- Orderly! What the hell is this?!
- So this is the head, Comrade Warrant Officer!
- Am I blind? I see for myself that it’s a head. Why doesn't she have her hair cut?!
So let's drink to ensure that all our affairs are always in perfect order!
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The draft board is underway.
- What is your last name?
- Tr: Tr: Tratatamine.
- Well, my dear, to the machine-gun company?
Let's drink to professional compliance!

We do not curse our fate
And raise a fiery glass
For those who now rule the military service
And who once “plowed” it!
So let it gurgle and splash in the glass
When the rear is securely secured!
For the valiant defenders of the fatherland
On this glorious Armed Forces Day!

My toast to men who are true to their word, to those who have not lost and will never lose their honor, who do not stand still, but always strive forward! Here's to you, friends!

To you, real men,
We wish you great strength...
So that with this strength you protect
Peace and quiet!
We will be happy and
Twice as calm
When guys are like this next to us...
So be you twice as happy,
Our knights are dear.

Congratulations on your holiday -
Happy Army and Navy Day!
Let service and work
It's not always easy, we will help you
We wish you to live, love, work,
And if a lucky star smiles on you,
Then you can rise to the rank of general.

Today there is a reason to drink,
Fiery speeches are appropriate,
Because today your shoulder straps
The weight fell on his shoulders.
We're missing the stars
And “this” didn’t fall from heaven...
So the toast will be extremely simple -
Here's to the stars and two skylights!

My congratulations are not an empty sound!
My congratulations are sacred!
It is for you - our former hero,
Our defender in the form of a soldier!
And may the conquered world preserve
Holy your serenity,
And may all people, the whole world give you:
Love, gratitude and tenderness!

A general came to the unit for an inspection. Well, as usual, everything was tinted and greased up. They take the general, everyone is fussing around him. The general enters the barracks. All the soldiers jumped up and lined up. And only one, as if nothing had happened, lies on the bed and smokes a cigarette.
The general was surprised and approached him:
- Why are you lying? Who it?
- I am demobilized!
- And I am a general!
- Well, that’s not bad either!
Friends, let's drink to demobilization! After all, wherever you look on these bright days, they are wandering around drunk!

There are military personnel in our company today. Remember who Venus preferred out of all her fans on Olympus. Mars, god of war. And although the military is about speed, onslaught and... retreat, women love the military.
We propose to drink to our armed forces, to their courage and heroism and to the representatives of our glorious army present here!

Biology lesson in progress. The teacher asks the son of a naval officer:
- Tell me the name of the creatures that feel equally at home on land and at sea.
“Sailors,” the guy answers without hesitation.
I propose to drink to people who, being on land, miss the sea, and being at sea, miss land! For the sailors!

The scout has a sharp eye, a cunning mind,
Excellent hearing, hunting scent.
Here's to you, scouts!

My toast to men who are true to their word, to those who have not lost and will never lose their honor, who do not stand still, but always strive forward! Here's to you, friends!

One jackdaw was larger than the other jackdaws and, treating his fellows with contempt, decided to go to the crows and ask to join the flock of crows. But her appearance and voice were unfamiliar to the crows, and they began to peck at the jackdaw, beat her and drove her away. Galka had no choice but to return to her people, but they, disliking her for her arrogance, also refused to accept her. So let's drink to love for the fatherland and to people who under no circumstances betray their family!
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In knightly times they said: “A man must love God, the king and the lady of his heart.” In our time, to paraphrase, we can say: “A man must love the fatherland, honor and the lady of his heart!” For fulfilling this duty!

Let's drink to the Airborne Forces - faith, valor, luck!
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When stupid people do something they are ashamed of, they make the excuse that they are doing their duty. Let us drink so that we will never have to be ashamed of the duty we perform!

In the days of the knights they said: “A man must love God, the king and the lady of his heart.” Now we can say this: “A man must love the fatherland, honor and the lady of his heart.” Let's drink to fulfilling our duty!

The center of our feast is military. In his person we salute our armed forces. I am pleased to note that the modern military is an interesting cultural environment, very far from the martinet of the old army. I am glad to have the opportunity to drink to the military, feeling great sympathy for them and for the worthy representative of our army and for his success. Hooray!

Gentlemen officers! As Ivan Turgenev said: “We all have one anchor, from which, unless you want to, you will never break free: a sense of duty.” I propose to raise our glasses to the fact that we will never, even if we have the desire, be able to break these anchor chains!

Let's drink to drill training,
Strength, courage and skill!

Gentlemen! So that, although rarely, we hit the target accurately. For our today and subsequent meetings!
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Let's drink to the Strategic Missile Forces - determined, loyal, brave and resourceful!

Doctors say that vodka is our enemy. But have we, gentlemen, ever been afraid of our enemies? Forward!

I want to drink to her because she is waiting for me. I know that being with her is easy and joyful. She greets me without unnecessary kisses, and warms me on cold nights. And every night he talks about happy love. So let's drink to her - to her dear and close soldier's bed!

Back in the 2nd century AD, the Roman historian Florus wrote: “A righteous and wise man will consider true only such a victory that will be achieved with impeccable honesty and unblemished dignity.” Gentlemen! I propose to raise a glass to our future “true” victories in life, to officer’s honor!
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Dear men! On behalf of all women, we congratulate you on the Russian Army Day! We love, appreciate and are ready to inspire you to heroic deeds in the name of the Fatherland. Let's drink to the men!

Sea toast: We'll drink the battleship away, but we won't disgrace the fleet!

He who serves honestly is the friend of glory. For our glorious military personnel!

I propose a toast to the most worthy quality in a person - loyalty! Loyalty in love, in friendship, for loyalty to the Fatherland, one’s word, and honor. Let's pour and drink!

There is a spear for every reptile. For the artillerymen!

The shortest army toast: Bottom! One, two!
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Where the border guard is vigilant, there are no cracks! For the border guards!

Gentlemen officers! As the bard Gorodnitsky wrote about the Russian fleet of Peter the Great's times: The sea is our strength, the sea is our life. Have fun, Russia, Sweden - hang in there. I propose a toast to the speedy revival of the power of the Russian fleet! For you and me, whose life is the sea!

The great Alexander Suvorov said: “Never has pride, most often generated by a momentary impulse, controlled my actions, and I forgot myself when it came to the benefit of the fatherland.” Let's raise a glass to him, to our Fatherland!

A girl becomes a woman overnight. A boy becomes a man in two years. So let's drink to make these years fly by like one night!

French scientist of the 17th century. Blaise Pascal wrote: “Whoever is not ready to die for his own honor will find dishonor.” In the 19th century Another Frenchman, Alfred de Vigny, said: "There is something as beautiful as a great man - a man of honor." Gentlemen! So let's drink to our soldier's honor!

Gentlemen officers! I propose to drink so that the obstacle course turns out to be a takeoff for each of us! Here's to the future!

The French philosopher La Rochefoucauld said: “In war, most people risk their lives no more than is necessary in order not to tarnish their honor; but only a few are always ready to take risks as required by the goal for which they take risks.” I propose to drink to these few!

There are military personnel in our company today. Remember who Venus preferred out of all her fans on Olympus. Mars, god of war. And although the military is about speed, onslaught and... retreat, women love the military. We propose to drink to our armed forces, to their courage and heroism and to the representatives of our glorious army present here!

When a saber-toothed tiger approached the cave on Earth, it was we who went out with a club to meet!
When nomads approached the gates, it was we who took up swords and axes!
When the French were rushing to Moscow, it was we who clutched sabers in our hands!
When Hitler threw tank armadas into Rus', it was we who stood in their way!
So let's drink to us today, men who surrender only to women!

February 23 is a special date. This holiday has changed many names. But, without a doubt, it is a celebration of men. Their strength and reliability, their courage and resilience. Not just masculine, but masculine in purpose. For our defenders, may their skies always be peaceful.

Dear men! We wish you to be strong in spirit, we wish you never to be timid, we wish you to always be reliable and steadfast as our defenders. May the Fatherland protect and appreciate you, may there be a worthy place for honors and awards in your life.
For the defenders of the Fatherland!

February 23 is a very significant holiday for all men, but also for women. The girls are seriously preparing for this holiday. So that our defenders remember that they are an important part of our lives. I want to congratulate the male sex on this wonderful holiday and wish that there is a peaceful sky above your head and life is bright. For men!

Our dear men! You are like the heroes of some movie. You are just as fearless and brave, you are always full of positivity. Today this holiday is rightfully yours. And don’t forget to take revenge on March 8th! And now I’ll shout loudly - from February 23rd!

Let's drink to the hope that strong men's hands will be used not on the fields of cruel wars, but in everyday work in their native land.
So that no mother or wife knows any worries, and children always feel the warmth of their father’s caring hands.
For our defenders!

February 23 is the day of courage and strength. This is your holiday, men. You are our support and support at any moment. You always protect those who need help. I would like to wish you the most important thing - that there will always be a person next to you who will understand you. Someone who will look at the situation from the outside and give effective advice.

The words of one wise man in life say: “maintain your army today, so that you do not have to support someone else’s army tomorrow.” So let's drink to the fact that we can always support our army, and our army can always protect us!

I raise a glass of champagne with pride for our defenders! After all, you are not only defenders of the Motherland, but also a support for the family. I wish you good health, so that you always have enough strength for exploits and patience to understand and support your other halves.

Man is not a gender. After all, men, no matter how strange it may sound, are not born, but become. I want to raise this glass so that in our lives you will always be men, and you will never have to stand up for the defense of the Fatherland.

It's not easy to be a Man in our century,
To be the best, the winner, the wall,
A reliable friend, a sensitive person,
Strategist between peace and war.

To be strong, but... submissive, wise, gentle,
To be rich, but... do not spare money.
To be slim, elegant and... careless.
Know everything, do everything and be able to do everything.

On this holiday we wish you... patience
In solving your life problems.
I wish you health, love and inspiration.
Good luck in your creative endeavors and all the best!

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We do not curse our wicked fate
And raise a fiery glass
For those who now rule the military service
And who once “plowed” it!

So let it gurgle and splash in the glass,
When the rear is securely secured!
Good luck to you, defenders of the Fatherland,
On this glorious Armed Forces Day!

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Let there be spring thunder instead of explosions
Nature awakens from sleep,
And our children sleep peacefully
Today, tomorrow and always!

Good health and happiness
To all those who defended our world.
And who is guarding him today?
And who repaid the debt to the Motherland in full!

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And I am invulnerable to evil -
Diseases, years, even death,
All the stones are gone, the bullets are gone,
I won't drown, I won't burn.

All this because it’s nearby
Stands and protects me
Your love is my joy
My protective armor.

And I don’t need any other armor,
And there is a holiday every weekday.
But without you I'm defenseless
And defenseless, like a target.

***
There is a beautiful day in February,
When we congratulate men.
There is no "Men's Day" on earth,
But we are correcting the mistake.

Today you have my love
We carry it by the handful.
Men, life without you is empty,
There are sad examples of this.

All our beauty is for you,
We do not lose faith in love.
Lipstick for you,
We are ruining our hair by curling it.
And in high heels
We hurry to those we love.

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We warmly congratulate you,
Happy Army and Navy Day,
Let there be joy in
What someone honors and loves.

And let a smile flash
And let the wrinkles smooth out,
And let spring sing in the soul,
Today is your holiday, men!

***
Let evil and wars notwithstanding,
Never missed the planet
About the kind warmth of a man's hand
Neither old people, nor women, nor children!

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You are a real warrior, I know it!
You were able to conquer me
Without a cannon, saber and horse!
I congratulate you today,
My general, my love.

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To become a man, it’s not enough for them to be born,
To be iron is not enough to be ore.
You must melt, break,
And, like ore, sacrifice yourself.

***
There is one quality in people,
Whether it is given to us or not,
When a machine gun fires in a fever,

And so in everything, and everywhere, and always,
When trouble falls on your shoulders,
When life grabs you by the throat,
One is lying down, the other is running forward.

Well, what can you do, apparently it’s like this:
Let's pour some wine into glasses.
My first toast and my last toast
For those who rose to their full height!

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Darling, congratulations,
You are my protector.
I melt from tenderness
Under a gentle hand.

But I know its strength
How can it protect?
It's safe with you, darling,
Walk the streets.

Today is a men's holiday,
There's no reason to argue
No matter how the maidens grow stronger,
There are no more reliable men.

You are heroes in spirit,
And if suddenly there is trouble,
She will protect you from any troubles
Defender's hand.

My beloved, I know
You are a wall for me!
I congratulate you with hope,
May you always be with me!

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A man is a steel spring,
A motor singing in the sky,
A single formidable step of the squad,
Eagle screeching in the heights of the mountains.

A man is a bunch of pepper,
A master's firm hand
And a heart that loves women:
So let's drink to the man!

***
Everything has its turn, as they say, -
It’s not without reason that the clinking of glasses is heard:
To make gold glow brightly
Lieutenant's brand new shoulder straps!

So that from now on in life, as on a march,
Everyone kept their alignment like this,
So that a marshal emerges from a lieutenant,
Or at least a general!

Finding decorous manners
Having made the choice once and for all,
Take your luck prisoner - you are an officer!
And hold tight to the occasion of life!

***
I drink to you and to love,
And for the fire in our hearts.
But I'll drink the first glass
For those who are wearing boots!

For those who leaned in at this moment
To the cold steel of the machine:
I raise my glass
For a man, for a soldier!

***
In a wonderful name Man
Have the courage to become
The ability to think and dream,
Be inspired for no reason.

Know how to love, know how to give.
Then leave, then come back.
To be so fickle
Seem like such a support.

Protect his destiny
From lies, betrayal, deceit,
And always be supportive
Give life full, without blemish.

And let the words intertwine
About that one and only beloved
Whom nature named
A wonderful name - MAN.

***
We wish you health and good luck.
Let joy and dreams be nearby.
And let of all male moral qualities
Kindness remains the strongest in You.

***
What can a man wish for?
On February 23rd?
Refusal is never known
Not with anything. And to be honest...

So that the bed is hot -
(A very important fact).
And the house is always full of friends,
And life is full of trump cards!

***
What kind of entertainment does a man have?
Football and boxing, hockey and dominoes,
Fishing, cards, women, cars,
Cigars, bowling, and vodka and wine.

You shouldn’t skimp on entertainment,
So that it doesn’t seem like life is wasted.
We wish you to have a blast today
On your holiday - February 23!

***
Let there be beautiful women nearby,
Let the alcohol pour into the glass over the edge,
May it never leave you,
And if it decreases, then don’t suffer.

***
So that every year you become younger in spirit,
So that they can and so that they want,
Enough for you to live for a hundred years,
So that they can always give smart advice.

***
The Defender of the Fatherland must be sober,
With open and honest charisma!
May God grant you, defenders, funds
Strengthen the defense of the Fatherland!

***
Life, soldiers, is reality, not a fairy tale.
And she is one, not two.
So here's a helmet for you, brothers,
To wear on your head.

If the enemy is in direct fire
It hits the skull from afar,
What will you pour the vodka through?
On the twenty-third of February?

And it has already arrived!
Not ashamed of your shoulder straps
We'll start with "Hurray!" and "Glory!"
And let’s finish with “Igo-go!!!”

***
In my soldier's skin
You found out and are very angry:
The bullet is a fool, the bayonet is a fool,
The gun is a bastard, the tank is a goat!

Self-propelled gun - cattle depot,
Scumbag - machine gun,
A bomb is a nit, a sword is an infection,
The cruiser is a trippy hoopoe!

But hold on, male soldier,
Have fun, despite fate!
After all, February has come, the beast,
Twenty-third!

***
We are colleagues at work
And in life we ​​are friends,
Open the doors wider
I came to congratulate you.

Happy Defender of the Fatherland,
Happy twenty-third of February,
Be you a valiant son of the Fatherland,
Always a faithful friend to me!

***
According to ancient traditions,
Started on the ground
Congratulations to the men
Occurs in February.

So that our ardor does not go in vain,
No tender passion,
We give you socks, shampoos
And shaving kits

And as you exhale as you take off
Let’s finish our “la-la”...
In general, happy holiday, colleagues!
Happy twenty-third of February!

***
Fighters, face to the left!
Glory and honor to all!
The Lord did not place Eve
For military registration.

He is only Adam
He ordered me to stand in line.
The lady is busy at home,
While the jack is in battle.

Colleagues, a short toast:
February is here again!
It's time to run for vodka,
Don't we have a bucket?

***
Strength to you, happiness and health,
And not only on February holiday.
And enjoy your protection
I dream for a long, long time!

***
What will you sow on Defender's Day?
Then on March 8th you will reap.
I don't skimp on gifts today.
Take them, what are you waiting for?
I wish you joy, good luck,
Happiness and good luck in business.
I will give you love and tenderness,
And kiss your sweet lips! ?

***
For the health of the wounded,
For the freedom of prisoners,
For beautiful girls
And for us, the military!

Congratulations dad
Happy men's holiday.
In my youth I know
He served in the army.
That means he is also a warrior,
At least not a commander.
Worthy of celebration
Protected the whole world.
For me you are the main thing,
You won't let me disappear.
I am the glorious fatherland,
Small part!!!

I want to drink to her. Because she's waiting for me. I know that being with her is easy and joyful. She greets me without unnecessary kisses, warms me on cold nights, and every night she talks about happy love. So let's drink to her - to her dear and close soldier's bed!

***
Who doesn't sleep at night?
So that everyone in the world falls asleep,
Who holds a machine gun instead of a glass,
Who celebrates the New Year on guard
Let our first toast be to the soldiers!

***
In all years
In all ages
fourth toast to the man
May he be the King
May he be God
But he always
At our feet!

It's time for the government to issue a decree
May we congratulate you on this holiday.
Who supplies the Motherland with soldiers,
Who sees them off and waits for them back?

Who himself fights in a frenzied war
And is he a partisan on the same level as you?
Who is hungry and cold in the blockade
Lived, died, worked in Leningrad?

Who restored and built cities?
The weaker sex is always with a man!
Who raised cattle and sowed and plowed,
He watered our land with tears,

Who raised children in pain and need,
How can we not remember our mothers?
Who broke men's stubbornness?
Who protected family and happiness,

Who carefully kept his love
And you never cheated on your husband?
And if trouble creeps into the house,
Who was always the first to help?

Who does not get tired of working all day long,
Can you get by with little?
Who cooks delicious food for you,
Divides trouble and joy in half?

So it's time to issue a decree
May we congratulate YOU on this holiday!


I drink so that the earth does not be sad without affection,
I drink to the hands of strong men
It was not into the barrel of the weapon that they put force,
And into the plow, and into the world, and into the peaceful hum of machines.
And so that in spite of evil and wars,
Never missed the planet
About the kind warmth of a man's hand
Neither old people, nor women, nor children!



How not to raise, say a toast
Without any unnecessary ceremony,
When there were more stars
An officer in pursuit?
Those stars aligned exactly
And you today, our glorious friend,
Not just a senior lieutenant,
And the lieutenant, in fact, is in charge!



I drink to you and to love,
And for the fire in our hearts.
But I'll drink the first glass
For those who are wearing boots!
For those who leaned in at this moment
To the cold steel of the machine:
I raise my glass
For a man, for a soldier!



Let me raise a glass to the most tender on earth,
For those creatures without whom I cannot imagine life.
I drink to kind eyes, to the tenderness of a gentle hand,
For the fact that you exist in the world: for us, in short, men!



When February 23rd comes,
We will raise a toast to our native fatherland
And let’s remember everyone’s favorite words from songs,
Let's sing them together and open our hearts.
Let's remember airplanes and sing about them
And we’ll sing about the men who work with us,
Let's sing about their difficult, but so important work,
About how proud we are of you.
They dedicated their lives to their work,
With a dream of a peaceful sky above the earth,
So that the planes take off again,
Painting the sky with a white stripe.



We do not curse our wicked fate
And raise a fiery glass
For those who now rule the military service
And who once “plowed” it!
So let it gurgle and splash in the glass,
When the rear is securely secured!
Good luck to you, defenders of the Fatherland,
On this glorious Armed Forces Day!



Let men raise a toast on this day
And the women will all come to you with a bouquet,
Let troubles and sorrows leave the house
and the house will be warmly warmed!
Let there be children's laughter, fun and comfort.
All this will happen.
After all, your joy is joy for us all,
For those who remember and will not forget!!!



Today I congratulate all the servicemen,
Today your February holiday has arrived,
I wish you great love and feminine affection,
So that there is always a lot of strength for the girls.
I raise my glass to you,
For your courage and courage,
So that after a difficult journey a rest awaits you,
Loyalty has accompanied you throughout your life.



Straight road for men,
Great friends at hand -
I raise a glass to this.
In addition, I wish:
Solve all the riddles of fate,
And go around the potholes on the way
Return wherever they were sent.
Don't let danger take you away
Career is only going uphill,
The river will mark your ford
I wish you every success.



A man is a steel spring,
A motor singing in the sky,
A single formidable step of the squad,
eagle screeching in the heights of the mountains.
A man is a bunch of pepper,
A master's firm hand
And a heart that loves women:
So let's drink to the man!



Today, our dears, we drink to those who are very strong in spirit,
For those who are always there in life
And in the rain, and in the cold, and in devastation.
For those who are in the sunny waves, we are always carried in their arms.
For those who always extend their hand to us in difficult times.
For those who give compliments and always idolize us.
For those who love their wives, snow flies for them in blizzards.
If necessary, they can be gentle, and if necessary, then strong.
Well, that's it, let's raise our glasses to you, our men.



We are confident in our lives
Because there are men in the world!
They will protect our Fatherland,
And they will show the height of heroism!
Defender's Day -
The holiday is not in vain
Congratulations colleagues and friends!
Well, we drink to our men,
May you always love with a twinkle!



I'm drinking this toast guys
For those who are not afraid
Stand up to your full height!
Who won't stumble if suddenly
He will be betrayed by a good old friend.
For those who can forgive my dear,
But if necessary, chop it off immediately.
For those who are in grief, joy, trouble
There is always a PERSON at the top!



What do we drink for and where do we drink?
Not at a friend's apartment,
Not in an ironed uniform,
And there, by the stone pillars...
For the forced march, blank walls,
Over the years that pass there.
And for military shoulder straps,
What falls on our shoulders.
For those who are at sea, on the border,
For those who are freezing at their posts,
And, as people say:
"For those who wear boots!"





It's cool to be born a man
This is for you, it’s not a girl,
Afraid of everything
But the man, he’s that...
He is strong, smart, brave,
It is important in the birth of children!
He is also a dear warrior,
You hold it, wait!
Pour it for him first
May he feel warmer!
Let's drink together for February,
Let the crystal ring quickly!
Let's quickly drink to the men,
Let everythnig will be alright!

How not to raise, say a toast
Without any unnecessary ceremony,
When there were more stars
An officer in pursuit?
Those stars aligned exactly
And you today, our glorious friend,
Not just a senior lieutenant,
And the lieutenant, in fact, is in charge!

I drink to the men today!
I drink so that the earth will not be sad without affection!
I drink so that the hands of strong men

and the plow and the peaceful hum of machinery!
I drink in spite of evil and wars
never missed the planet
About the kind warmth of a man's hand

There is one quality in people,
Whether it is given to us or not,
When a machine gun fires in a fever,

And so in everything, and everywhere, and always,
When trouble falls on your shoulders,
When life grabs you by the throat,
One is lying down, the other is running forward.
Well, what can you do, apparently it’s like this:
Let's pour some wine into glasses.
My first toast and my last toast
For those who rose to their full height!

We do not curse fate
And raise a fiery glass
For those who now rule the military service
And who once “plowed” it!
So let it gurgle and splash in the glass
When the rear is reliably secured!
For the valiant defenders of the fatherland
On this glorious Armed Forces Day!

Everything has its turn, as they say, -
It’s not without reason that the clinking of glasses is heard:
To make gold glow brightly
Lieutenant's brand new shoulder straps!
So that from now on in life, as on a march,
Everyone kept their alignment like this,
So that a marshal emerges from a lieutenant,
Or at least a general!
Finding decorous manners
The choice is made once and for all,
Take your luck prisoner - you are an officer!
Hold the reins of life tightly.

I'm drinking this toast guys
For those who are not afraid
Stand up to your full height!
Who won't stumble if suddenly
He will be betrayed by a good old friend.
For those who can forgive my dear,
But if necessary, chop it off immediately.
For those who are in grief, joy, trouble
There is always a PERSON at the top!

Straight road for men,
Great friends at hand -
I raise a glass to this.
In addition, I wish:
Solve all the riddles of fate,
And go around the potholes on the way
Return wherever they were sent.
Don't let danger take you away
Career is only going uphill,
The river will mark your ford
I wish you every success.

Let men raise a toast on this day
And the women will all come to you with a bouquet,
Let troubles and sorrows leave the house
and the house will be warmly warmed!
Let there be children's laughter, fun and comfort.
All this will happen.
After all, your joy is joy for us all,
For those who remember and will not forget!!!

When February 23rd comes,
We will raise a toast to our native fatherland
And let’s remember everyone’s favorite words from songs,
Let's sing them together and open our hearts.
Let's remember about airplanes and sing about them
And we’ll sing about the men who work with us,
Let's sing about their difficult, but so important work,
About how proud we are of you.
They dedicated their lives to their work,
With a dream of a peaceful sky above the earth,
So that the planes take off again,
Painting the sky with a white stripe.

Today is your holiday, men,
Accept compliments from the snowy half,
Congratulations on February 23rd,
We sincerely wish you great happiness.
Longevity, good luck to you, inspiration,
And always in a great mood,
May a lucky star light your way,
And let sadness leave forever.

I drink so that the earth does not be sad without affection,
I drink to the hands of strong men
It was not into the barrel of the weapon that they put force,
And into the plow, and into the world, and into the peaceful hum of machines.
And so that in spite of evil and wars,
Never missed the planet
About the kind warmth of a man's hand
Neither old people, nor women, nor children!

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