Ditties for a man's anniversary. Ditties for a man's anniversary Anniversary ditties for the holiday

Or a birthday for everyone: a woman and a man on their 50th anniversary, 55th anniversary, 60th anniversary, and so on... Funny ditties for an anniversary or birthday will perfectly cheer up the hero of the day, decorate the holiday and help give interesting gifts. To ensure that ditties for a round anniversary are appropriate for a holiday, choose the texts of the ditties in such a way that among them there are no ditties with obscenities or vulgar ditties. After all, among the guests there will be not only adults, but also children! Have a wonderful atmosphere on your anniversary!

Anniversary ditties for men

1. We will sing ditties
And let's go squat,
I'll love the anniversary
Well, we will become famous!

2. I am ditties for the anniversary
I've been writing all week!
And now I’ll sing them to you,
Don't judge as best I can!

3. Anniversary, anniversary,
Come to me quickly!
I'm not afraid of the anniversary!
I'll be rejuvenated again!

4. To the young hero of the day
Girls make eyes
Look at him,
Well, what kind of grandfather is he?

5. In this anniversary year
I'm approaching fifty dollars.
I decided not to be bored
I'll go look for my wife!

6. Our hero of the day is sad,
He looks sad
Don't be sad, dear,
You're still young!

7. Oh, the table is rich today,
Noble treats
Feed us, hero of the day,
Do me a favor!

8. Oh, the ditties are good,
To the hero of the day for the soul,
You give up on everything,
Age, truly, is golden!

9. Anniversary, anniversary,
Our hero of the day is younger,
Be healthy and don't be sad
Love your wife!

10. In this anniversary year,
Only luck awaits you
Have fun with your friends
By us, the boys.

11. All the relatives gathered,
It's your celebration!
Eh, let's walk until the morning,
To the point of white heat!

12. Today is your day
Your birth
It is named after a round date
In honor of the round belly!

13. The hero of the day is young,
The girls are following you!
Don't frown your eyebrows
Warm up the girls!

Ditties for a woman's anniversary

1. Oh, the ditties are good,
I will sing them from the heart.
Sing along with me,
Praise the hero of the day!

2. They say, they say,
That they grow old at fifty,
Bullshit, nonsense,
If the soul is young!

3. Your anniversary has arrived,
Don't regret mistakes.
Think only about the good
About the young gentleman!

4. Such a beautiful woman,
I won't give you even thirty
Behind her is a noisy crowd
The grooms are walking briskly!

5. The anniversary will come suddenly,
Just don't be sad, friend!
We'll cry, we'll sing,
And let's start life again!

6. Come and dance,
The hero of the day is with us,
You are our beauty
So what, grandma!

If you need more ditties for your anniversary, then the ditties are further divided into categories by date:

50 years

At fifty, at fifty,
It's only begining,
And girlish beauty
It just shows up!

Don't be sad that it's 50
But experience and charge,
You can do everything, you know
Make your dreams come true!

At 50, please don’t be sour,
You're not a grandma at all
You are a beautiful girl
Smile for the joy of everyone!

55 years

Two A's - yes!
Years well lived!
Now come on, go for it
Make all your dreams come true!

You went into retirement
And left things behind
Rest now like a king!
Well, don't forget us!

Do nonsense
The hero of the day does not want
He is a business man
And very solid!

Fifty and five again
We have a reason to rock!
The anniversary year will pass,
The hero of the day will be lucky!

Comic ditties for a woman’s 55th birthday

1. We respect you
Our hero of the day,
Can't live a day without you
It's even impossible.

2. Two A's - no problem,
This age is nonsense
My neighbor is one hundred and five,
Try to overtake her!

3. You are so beautiful today
And the hairstyle is just classy!
And men's eyes are burning,
They'll take you away, it's not even an hour.

4. Let from today
Life will be sweet
You will have skin
Smooth like a baby's.

5. May health and good luck
Don't pass by
Two A's for good luck
You always carry it with you.

6. You are a great specialist
According to my work,
Ready to move mountains
In any weather.

7. You are cultured and diligent,
And confident in myself
You're probably not afraid
Any work on Earth.

8. Fifty and five is not much
According to the clock of the universe
You're still at the doorstep
Life is very long.

9. Let your health not fail you
And love comes to your home.
Grandchildren make children happy too,
And our gift is in an envelope!

60 years

At sixty, don't hang your nose,
And work like a locomotive!
Always be on the move
And never be sour!

At 60, 60...
The anniversaries do not sit,
The head thinks -
The hero of the day is running!

(a ditty for the hero of the day in connection with her retirement):

Whether in the garden or in the vegetable garden,
The hero of the day is 60,
Still young, it seems
Come back!

65 years old

That's what hit you
Sixty and five now
Hands to feet - and forward!
To work, to the garden!

Sixty plus five, believe me,
The anniversary is coming.
Dry your tears, pull yourself up,
Do something you need to do!

An anniversary comes once
Sixty and five.. Atas!
Just don't panic
Pamper yourself better!

70 years old

We'll sing ditties
On my seventieth birthday,
Wait for us in thirty years
On your centenary!

75 years old

Our dear hero of the day,
You're not old yet!
You are seventy+five,
You cucumber again!

80 years old

You are eighty years old
You're not a grandfather yet!
You are young at heart,
And the character is golden!

85 years old

You are eighty-five
Dry your tears again
Don't be sad, but dance,
Sing ditties for the soul!

90 years old

Ninety - respect
This is not an easy age!
And I wish you good health
On your golden anniversary!

95 years old

Ninety-five to you
Smile at your destiny
We'll come in five years,
For your centenary!

100 years

The hero of the day is exactly one hundred!
We are lucky to have you!
We love you with all our hearts,
For your good deeds!

Ditties for dad's 55th birthday (to order)

Exercise: The grandchildren (8 and 10 years old) will congratulate their grandfather on his 55th birthday, but I wanted to dress them up as the hero of the day’s grandfather and his wife – grandmother, and it’s as if they were singing ditties about each other (4 ditties from each).

A little about the hero of the day: Yurik (that’s what his wife calls him) is a fisherman, an avid hunter. A tank driver in the army. After school, I studied in Sasovo to become a pilot - I ran away and didn’t finish my studies. He worked as a Kamaz truck driver at LMMS, then as a fuel truck driver. Machine-Niva. They live in the village of Kriusha. He built a bathhouse, a greenhouse, and a gazebo. Often lies in the hospital with kidney stones. All my life with a mustache.

Wife-Tanya. Nurse at the Kriushinsky hospital (in three days). Two grandchildren. Daughter. Son-in-law. Matchmakers. He knows how to knit, bakes pies, bakes the meat he gets. She is from the village of Malinovka (he brought her from there after the wedding), her relatives live there now. This year I will retire on September 27 (also 55 years old)

Ditties for the anniversary

Yura sings:

1.) I brought it from Malinovka
I am my bride.
In a flash Tanyusha will knit a scarf
And knead the dough!

Tanya sings:

1.) Fishing and hunting
Yurik is always on the hunt.
Yura rushes into the forest on the Niva, -
The game itself runs towards him!

Yura sings:

2.) Kidney stones, that’s the problem,
What should I do, Tanyusha?
You're a super nurse
In the village of Kriusha.

Tanya sings:

2.) Yuri, I’ll give you advice,
Stones are of no use!
Go to the sea more often,
Better get pearls!

(Or alternatively:
Get rid of stones
Drink some water, don't regret it.
Go to the sanatorium
Get rid of pain.)

Yura sings:

3.) My dear wife,
Roasted game today.
The guests licked their fingers,
They even ate the bones with the meat!

Tanya sings:

3.) Yurik flew to Sasovo,
He chased sparrows in the sky.
Yura thought: “Not mine!”
And he ran away. Well oh my!

Yura sings:

4.) Come on over me, Tanya,
Stop grinning!
We'll be 55 soon
Celebrate with you!

Tanya sings:

4.) Yurik, dear, don’t be angry,
Celebrate your anniversary.
I love you all my life
And I adore mustaches!

We also write ditties to order about your hero of the day. Duration 1 day.

WE WORK TO ORDER!

It happens that after a few hours the anniversary turns into ordinary gatherings and the guests begin to go home. Do you want your guests to have fun and interest and not rush home? We offer you funny ditties for a woman's 60th birthday. Every ditty is laughter, fun and a great mood. And you can also dance fervently, because ditties and melody contribute to this.

Guests, dear guests,
Look at me!
Sixty? To hell with you!
I'm still so young!

By the way!
If this is your colleague’s anniversary, then we invite you to look at our original and touching congratulations on the 60th anniversary of a female colleague. Such congratulations will help you express all your sympathies.

You are celebrating your anniversary,
So you have fun from the heart!
And we'll sing ditties,
Let's have a great time!

How old are you?
Sixty?! Don't make any mistakes!
You're twenty-five again
You're grandma berry again!

Pour a full glass,
Drink to yourself,
And make a wish
Wait for its fulfillment!

Sixty is not yet old!
Sixty, oh, made me laugh!
Here's how you say one hundred and ninety
Then we'll talk!

Let's dance together
We will celebrate the holiday.
We will stomp our feet
We will clap our hands!

Eh, today we're walking,
Eh, let's celebrate to the fullest!
Do you have a headache in the morning?
But it was fun yesterday!

All the tables are full of food
The tables are just bursting!
And we just sat down once,
Oh, and they ate everything right away!

We don't drink mineral water,
Let's save mineral water!
Everyone needs her in the morning,
This healing water!

It's almost midnight, and we have
It's only begining.
Our dear neighbors,
Let them not be offended by us!

If they ask where you were?
I'll tell you straight, not secretly.
I celebrated my anniversary!
I have never known a better holiday!

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On your birthday we wish you
So that everything comes true.
Enough strength to work
Left for love.

Brought for an anniversary
Congratulations from friends,
Receive gifts -
Pour a glass!

Be happy and safe
And live for a long time,
Our beloved, our dear,
The best person!

Congratulations
I make it public:
I want to wish you love
Well, and sex, in particular!

So that you don't walk -
I'll give you a car!
You will ride on the Oka.
Guess which hand?

I ate and drank,
I almost gave birth!
I will eat and drink more
To repay the gift.

We have a birthday girl
A lively caliber.
Let her be at Miss Universe
The first “bowl” will be chosen.

We all congratulate you
And we wish, as always,
Happiness, joy, good luck
And live to be a hundred years old.

To the hero of the day on his birthday
We send warm greetings.
Love - sea, happiness, money
And health for a hundred years.

So what, fifty?
So what, what about grandma?
It’s still a girl for us
And for the husband - okay.

We all came from mountains
And steep banks.
We wish you happiness
And two bags of gifts.

How we hastened to congratulate,
Happy birthday friend,
So everyone drank up the gifts,
We ask for forgiveness!

Birthday, let's face it,
Wonderful holiday
That's why we give ditties
We will help you diligently!

So that you smile sweetly,
Everything sparkled with joy,
So that your dreams come true,
Life seemed sweet!

I have a good reason -
Sing ditties and dance.
Congratulations, mother-in-law,
You have a good son-in-law!

We don't want you money -
Earn it yourself
After all, happiness is not in money, Vasya,
The main thing is that the house stands.

What is Anniversary!?
This is a very cool day!
You can eat and you can drink,
We can talk a lot!
Your anniversary is so good
Brought a lot of joy!
We wish you good health,
And we dream of hugging you!

There is wine on the table
A whole bottle
Happy birthday,
We are (name) darling!

The ship is sailing along the Volga,
And a motorboat along the Ob.
Happy Birthday
And we wish you love!

I'm here for your birthday
I'll give you three roses.
May your eyes be filled with happiness
They glow like stars.

It's 55
You can safely congratulate!
That's why we'll eat now,
Let's drink to your health!
Let luck enter the house
Money is raining down!
On your wonderful anniversary,
Pour it for us quickly!

We wish on your birthday,
The bag is immense,
So that it is full of rubles
It's a small thing, but it's nice!

Forty years - what a date,
Only half my life has been lived.
We want to live richly
So that you want and can.

To walk down the street,
We need to take boots.
Let them be forever young
There will be your legs.

Congratulations on your anniversary
Our anniversary,
We wish you happiness and joy,
Don't ask about anything else.

There are candles burning on the cake,
Nth amount,
Don't count how many years
Our Majesty!

I'll pick wormwood in the garden,
I will bind her into sheaves.
So that they don't bother you
Cockroaches and bedbugs.

The doctor pulled it out of the kidneys
The stones are huge.
May you have stones
Only precious ones.

Tractor eats diesel fuel
Boeing loves kerosene
Let me congratulate you
Happy wonderful name day!

Make a bow on your lips
Make your eyebrows a house
On your birthday you will be yours,
The cutest gnome!

It's 65
I came here to congratulate you!
Let me kiss you
And please, now!
65 is not an age
This is completely nonsense!
Just go through life
Always be happy with everything!
I'll hug a man
I'll whisper congratulations!
This is necessary at 65,
It's so beautiful to shine!
I wish you from the bottom of my heart,
Lots of happiness and goodness!
In gratitude I accept,
A kiss from you!

Ditties for a woman’s anniversary, ditties for a man’s anniversary, ditties for a colleague’s anniversary. Anniversary ditties for every taste! Cool ditties for an anniversary.

ANNIVERSARY DITS FOR THE HOLIDAY

Ditties for anniversaries 20, 25, 30, 35, 40, 45, 50, 55, 60, 65, 70, 75, 80 years

Who is closest to the bottle there?
Pour it for the birthday girl!
We drink to your health,
And drink to your friends!

There is acacia smoke in the alleys
Newness inspires...
It's good when you're seventeen
It's good when it's spring!

Behind the gate of leaves is silk,
There was fog and rain!
It's good when we're thirty
Autumn is also good.

Outside the window the blizzard is angry
And a mess of snowflakes.
It's good when you're forty,
It's good when it's winter.

We want you, Vanyusha,
On your birthday, wish you
To have a lot of money
And so that you can dance.

We wish you on your birthday,
So that fate does not bypass,
Gave me a lot of money
And she gave you a wife!

Anniversary booklets
I'll wrap it in film -
Each contains a dozen portraits
My darling.

San Sanych has a feast -
Turned fifty.
Even though he is bald and gap-toothed,
He likes to hang out with girls.

I'm here for your birthday
I'll give you three roses.
May your eyes be filled with happiness
They glow like stars.

Steamships, steamships.

Oh, you steamboats.

Let them go back now

Girlfriend, you are one year old.

Anniversary concerns,

You've tired me!

I'm going on maternity leave

For the next three days!

Eh, once again
Knocking out the traffic jam
Knock over our Anniversary
Yes, a full stack!

Stretch your furs, accordion,
Eh, play, have fun!
It's Lyubasha's birthday
Drink, don't talk!

Half a century has passed,
Fifty years since then
How I fell in love, how I got married,
How I live alone with you.

We all came from mountains
And steep banks.
We wish you happiness
And two bags of gifts.

Cool ditties for an anniversary

I walked along the forest side,
The anniversary ran behind me:
I spat on his baldness
And she sent it to the devil!

Forty years - what a date,
Only half my life has been lived.
We want to live richly
So that you want and can.

I'm sitting on a log
I'm looking at the sun.
And I wish you, my friend
Lying on the sea beach.

We don't want you money -
Earn it yourself
After all, happiness is not in money, Vasya,
The main thing is that the house stands.

Comic ditties for the anniversary

And Lyubasha is cheerful,
And beautiful and slim,
I called people here
To celebrate the anniversary!

We all congratulate you
And we wish, as always,
Happiness, joy, good luck
And live to be a hundred years old.

How old is she -
This is not a secret at all!
She will always be twenty years old
Even at eighty years old!

A tank is driving through the village,

The gun is being displayed.

It's a pity that our anniversaries

They do it once every five years!

I contacted the State Duma

With one suggestion:

To make your anniversary,

All-Russian weekend!

The Volga river is deep

The waves hit the shore.

The hero of the day is clear,

You are very dear to us!

Funny ditties for the anniversary

Hello, dear guests,
A feast awaits you all,
Eat, drink as much as you like,
For my health.

There are many anniversaries these days,
Anniversaries too,
But we congratulate him
Who is dearer to us all?

I want to congratulate you
And a pat on the shoulder.
Let them give you gifts
Just like Yakubovich.

Birthday is a holiday of childhood,
Even though you are fifty, .
We will give you a rattle
Will you play it?

I wish everyone a cutie,
And for you - a fashion model.
If you forget your key at home,
Then he will crawl through the crack under the door.

The sun is shining outside the window,
And the little birds fly.
For the ladies present
Let's have a glass!

The godfather announced to the godfather:
You and I are now relatives,
Come whenever you want
Stay with me.

The doctor pulled it out of the kidneys
The stones are fenced.
May you have stones
Only precious ones.

We sat in the evening
They had fun with beer.
If only it were our birthdays
We managed it all year round.

Don't swear or bark
On our anniversary,
We'll pour you moonshine -
It will be more fun.

On your fiftieth birthday

The songs sound good.

Come back in a year

Celebrate forty-nine.

Anniversary booklets
I'll wrap it in film -
Each contains a dozen portraits
My darling.

***
Outside the window the blizzard is angry
And a mess of snowflakes.
It's good when you're forty,
It's good when it's winter.

Eh, once again
Knocking out the traffic jam
Knock over the hero of the day
A full stack.

***
Who is closest to the bottle there?
Pour it for the birthday boy!
We drink to your health,
And drink to your friends!

Don't swear or bark
On our anniversary,
We'll pour you moonshine -
It will be more fun.

***
The doctor pulled it out of the kidneys
The stones are fenced.
May you have stones
Only precious ones.

I want to congratulate you
And a pat on the shoulder.
Let them give you gifts
Just like Yakubovich.

There are many anniversaries these days,
Anniversaries too,
But we congratulate him
Who is dearer to us all?

***
We all congratulate you
And we wish, as always,
Happiness, joy, good luck
And live to be a hundred years old.

I'm sitting on a log
I'm looking at the sun.
And I wish you, my friend
Lying on the sea beach.

***
Forty years - what a date,
Only half my life has been lived.
We want to live richly
So that you want and can.

We all came from mountains
And steep banks.
We wish you happiness
And two bags of gifts.

Half a century has passed,
Fifty years since then
How I fell in love, how I got married,
How I live alone with you.

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