A comic staging of a medical examination on February 23rd. Costume comic greeting. Competition "Men's Surprises"
Admissions committee(Polyclinic. Several conscripts in shorts and T-shirts are standing on the stage. Conscript No. 1 is frail, small, pimply. Conscript No. 2 is cute, with an athletic build. Conscript No. 3 is a bespectacled, nerd. Conscript No. 4 is a stupid jock, holding an outpatient card. Doctor No. 1 in a dressing gown runs in. Doctor No. 2) D2: This is not a clinic, but some kind of madhouse. What did you call? What kind of urgency is this? D1: Actually, it’s Monday, 9 am, I still have to go to work. D2: Ugh, is it because of this? D1: No, they called us from Moscow, now we will deal with the spring conscription. D2: Oh, I’ll finally renovate the kitchen(surprised, to doctor No. 1 ) What, did I say that out loud?(to conscripts) Well, are you afraid of me? Panties.(scaring like a ghost) Good, good, good... Okay, don’t worry, the healthiest ones will go into the army.(walking along the line) You see, Shoigu has entrusted with what responsibility, not today, tomorrow he will be the Minister of Health, then the Minister of Economy, then the Minister of Education. What happens, now I have to quarrel with the entire government because of you? Well, let's get started. Maybe some of you are voluntarily healthy? Conscript 1: Me! D2: No! There are no such troops. Let's go home.(pointing to conscript #2) So, you, come here!(Project No. 2 comes out) Psychological test.(doc. shows photo) What do you see in this picture? Conscript 2:(joyfully) A couple in love. D1: More precisely. Conscript 2:(guilty) Me and your daughter. D 2:(angrily) Did I warn you, did I warn you? Now don’t be offended, you will serve on a submarine. Get in line. Conscript 2: Maybe in... a submarine? D2: Everyone will be in the submarine, and you will be on the submarine.(conscript No. 2 goes to the end of the line) So, what's up with you?(addressing conscript No. 3. Takes a photo of fluorography from him, examines it in the light) (removes the photo, and behind the photo there was a thousand rubles (not visible to the viewer at the beginning) he examines it) Well done! D1: And you, Artem Aleksandrovich, yesterday watched “Living Healthy” with Elena Malysheva? D2: Well, it’s not interesting, Christmas trees! What are you looking at? Last time I watched, she came in a stomach costume, purring, purring the entire program, bullshit. I switched it.(to conscript No. 4) What do you have there?(takes the outpatient card from him and reads it) So, Heh!(to doctor No. 1) Look how beautifully he visualized everything.(to conscripts) He hisses.(zero reactions) Well, it’s a bit of a shame.(everyone laughs, conscript No. 4 snatches the card from the dock and runs to the end of the line, crying) D1: All this is nonsense! He’s mowing! D2: Nonsense is not nonsense, Danil Aleksandrovich, but in our infectious diseases department one malingerer died. D1: What are you talking about? D2: Yes, they didn’t believe me for 4 days. They tickled and tickled, to no avail! Do you know how I guessed? I see no one is eating the orange.(laughter) (dreamily) (to everyone) (to conscripts, fun) You guys are all good! Conscript #2: Why is that? D2: Why, why. Because for ordinary Pokrovsk boys, the Army is the only chance in life to at least get something from Yudashkin!
D 2: This is not a clinic, but some kind of madhouse. What did you call? What kind of urgency is this? D2: Ugh, is it because of this? D2: Oh, I’ll finally renovate the kitchen. What, did I say that out loud? Well, are you afraid of me? Panties. Good, good, good... Okay, don’t worry, the healthiest ones will go into the army. You see, Shoigu has entrusted with what responsibility, not today, tomorrow he will be the Minister of Health, then the Minister of Economy, then the Minister of Education. What is happening, now I have to quarrel with the entire government because of you? Well, let's get started. Maybe some of you are voluntarily healthy? D2: No! There are no such troops. Let's go home. So, you, come here! Psychological test.( What do you see in this picture? D2: More precisely. D2: Did I warn you, did I warn you? Now don’t be offended, you will serve on a submarine. Get in line. D2: Everyone will beVsubmarine, and youonsubmarine. So, what's wrong with you?( Well done! Now it's good! Well done! D2: Well, it’s not interesting, Christmas trees! What are you looking at? Last time I watched, she came in a stomach costume, purring, purring the entire program, bullshit. I switched it. What do you have there?So,dysfunction of the secretion of a biological gene of substances as a result of a violation of vegetative genesis. Heh! Look how he veiled everything beautifully. He's pissed off. Well, he's proudhon. D2: Nonsense is not nonsense, Danil Aleksandrovich, but in our infectious diseases department one malingerer died. D2: Yes, they didn’t believe me for 4 days. They tickled and tickled, to no avail! Do you know how I guessed? I see no one is eating the orange. D2: Girls, skirts. Did you find Rastorguev’s notebook or something?( The army is a purely male affair, understand? So the medical examination is all a formality.( You guys are all good! D2: Why, why. Because for ordinary Pokrovsk boys, the Army is the only chance in life to at least get something from Yudashkin!
D1: Actually, it’s Monday, 9 am, I still have to go to work. D1: No, they called us from Moscow, now we will deal with the spring conscription. D1: And you, Artem Aleksandrovich, yesterday watched “Living Healthy” with Elena Malysheva? D1: All this is nonsense! He’s mowing! D1: What are you talking about? D1: Artem Aleksandrovich, it’s a pity that we don’t have a women’s army, like in Israel. Otherwise there would be so many girls in skirts standing here right now.
Characters:
2 presenters, Man, Little Man, Little Man.
1st Presenter: In such a good evening hour, We have gathered together now!
2nd Presenter: We want lovely smiles to shine in this wonderful hall!
1st Presenter: How good all men are! Their eyes are the mirror of the soul!
2nd Presenter: They are waiting for festive moments: Attention and fun!
1st Presenter: Let's not waste time, - It's time to congratulate the men!
2nd Presenter: Today is men's day by right, He gives them honor and glory!
GREETING CARD GAME
On the tablet is a greeting card with the following text:
Our_____________________ men,
We have reasons to congratulate you!
You______________and________________
And for this we are very grateful!
Even though February outside the window is snow-white, -
We love you heartily and tenderly!
We are glad to see you___________,___________, _________,__________and___________!
We are celebrating this holiday,
We wish you happiness, peace, goodness!
Stay___________,__________, __________,__________and___________!
The presenters ask the ladies present at the evening which representatives of the stronger sex they are attracted to.
The answers are written in the blank spaces on the greeting card, and then the entire text is recited.
(Suddenly, a Man in a paratrooper uniform lands on the stage with a parachute from above.)
1st Presenter: It seems that in honor of Defender of the Fatherland Day, troops are landing on us.
(The presenters raise the parachute, from under which a Man appears.)
2nd Presenter: What a man! Man: (cheerfully) This is a good place to land!
1st Presenter: Especially for real men. Man: That's right! (salutes)
2nd Presenter: February 23rd brings us representatives of the stronger sex from the sky.
Man: I see quite a few of them in the hall.
2nd Presenter: You are right, there are plenty of heroes of the occasion here.
Man: In this case, they should be the center of attention.
1st Presenter: We absolutely agree with you. (to the audience:) We invite real men to come on stage!
COMPETITION “SQUATTING FIGHT”
The competitors squat in a circle (the formed circle is fenced off with pins), stretch their arms forward with their palms and, hitting the palms of their opponents, try to push each other beyond the pins. Contestants who touch the floor with their hand or leave the circle leave the stage.
The prize goes to the one who did not leave the combat boundaries until the last moment.
2nd Presenter: At one time, ladies adopted a lot from the male half.
Man: What do you mean?
2nd Presenter: For example, in a woman's wardrobe there are things that previously existed in a man's wardrobe.
1st Presenter: I wonder if our ladies know about this?
2nd Presenter: Let's check with them.
GAME “FROM MEN TO LADIES”
The presenters invite the ladies present in the hall to name the things that came to them from the men's wardrobe (trousers, stockings, wig, etc.). The most active ones are invited to the stage. Man: I can hardly imagine myself in stockings and a wig. 1st Presenter: Surely the ladies, too, can hardly imagine you in all this attire. 2nd Presenter: Actually, representatives of the fair sex understand men in their own way.
COMPETITION "MEN IN LADIES' UNDERSTANDING"
Ladies who distinguished themselves in the previous game receive a tablet with a landscape sheet, a marker and a card with one of the concepts (for example: “A man at a party”, “A man in a garage”, “A man fishing”, etc.) The concepts are not announced in advance.
Within five minutes, they must diagrammatically depict the essence of their concepts, then the masterpieces are presented to everyone.
The prize is awarded to the contestant whose drawing was understood by the audience in accordance with the given concept.
Man: This is how you, dear ladies, see us men. I would like to offer you an interesting quiz called “A Man Through the Eyes of a Woman.”
QUIZ “A MAN THROUGH THE EYES OF A WOMAN”
The ladies present in the hall choose one correct answer out of three given by the Man for each question in the quiz.
1.What will the man do with the candy?
a) quickly eat the whole thing;
b) eat slowly, biting off little by little, determining its filling;
c) refuse it so as not to lose the dignity of the stronger sex.
2.What dishes would a man prefer in a restaurant?
a) exotic;
b) ordinary;
c) what his mother taught him in his distant childhood.
3.What will a man do when he comes to the store to update his wardrobe?
a) before buying, consult with the seller, finding out his opinion;
b) immediately ask the seller for a model of a certain color and size;
c) after long viewings and fittings, without making a choice, he will leave with nothing, postponing shopping until next time.
4. How will a man act if he is traveling through an unfamiliar area and suddenly loses his way?
a) ask the first person he meets for directions;
b) will be angry in uncertainty;
c) will begin to look for the way on his own, relying on his intuition.
5.What will the man behind the wheel do when the traffic light turns green?
a) quickly rushes forward, ahead of others;
b) move slowly;
c) create a traffic jam, fascinated by a lady in a nearby car.
1st Presenter: Ladies and men are always unsolved secrets for each other.
2nd Presenter: And men are sometimes real surprises.
Man: This is probably because we love surprises.
1st Presenter: Then they should be delivered to you.
2nd Presenter: Surprises, fly into the hall!
(Six paper parachutes with Kinder Surprise cases hanging from below land in the auditorium from above. The presenters ask the six men who caught the parachutes to go backstage.)
Man: Are the surprises over yet?
1st Presenter: Men's surprises begin!
COMPETITION "MEN'S SURPRISES"
Six men become contestants. Behind the scenes, they open the cases suspended from the parachutes and find in them a note with the name of an animal. Then the contestants, in order, go on stage and use pantomime to portray their animals. Before each contestant exits, the presenters announce: “A man at work”; "The Man at Home"; "The Man Behind the Wheel"; "Man in a Restaurant"; "Man at the Resort"; "A man with friends."
Prizes are awarded to those whose animals are recognized by the public.
2nd Presenter: No one expected such surprises from representatives of the stronger sex.
1st Presenter: It should be noted that men are always in a hurry to get somewhere.
Man: We are in a hurry not to miss our happiness.
2nd Presenter: However, even the lucky ones speed up.
1st Presenter: I wonder where the happy man is rushing?
2nd Presenter: There are many answers to this question today.
(The presenters with microphones go down to the auditorium and receive answers to this question from representatives of the stronger sex.)
1st Presenter: And I thought that happy men only rush to the garage.
Man: A man and a car are inseparable concepts.
2nd Presenter: Our next competition for true motorists!
COMPETITION “DON’T LET YOU DOWN!”
Contestants receive a balloon and a bicycle pump. Then, blindfolded, they begin to inflate their balloons with pumps.
The prize goes to the contestant who inflates the balloon and bursts it the fastest.
1st Presenter: Men are happy when they have pumps in their hands, and ladies are happy when they receive two outfits out of turn.
2nd Presenter: This is usually the case.
(The presenters and the Man go to the left side of the curtains, from the opposite side of which the characters from the interlude “Two Outfits Out of Turn” appear.)
INTERMEDIA “TWO OUTFIT OUT OF LINE”
She:(demanding) I want two outfits out of turn!
He: Go, peel the potatoes and wash your socks - your wishes will come true.
She: These are not my desires! These are the duties that an irresponsible husband forgets to perform!
He: What responsibilities do you think a conscientious husband should have?
She: The most ordinary ones: on weekdays - serve coffee in bed, on weekends - present flowers, and on holidays - delight with expensive gifts!
He:(dreamy) Why, then, was I not born a woman?
She: Now it’s clear why you always buy yourself only blue shirts!
He:
She: To your weakness!
He:(modestly) Actually, since I married you, my weakness has stopped.
She: And you hid this from me?
He: Isn't it noticeable?
She: This is what immediately catches your eye when you enter our bedroom! It’s not for nothing that my friends asked me one piquant question: why are our beds so far apart from each other!
He: And what did you answer them?
She: My husband has mumps!
He: Sounds convincing.
She: It’s not your “pig”, but you are a real hog!
He: Shout quietly, people might think that we are celebrating the Year of the Pig.
She: I've been celebrating it ever since I married you!
He: Fine, fine. Now I’ll go and give you gifts.
She:(enthusiastically) Finally, the Year of the Dragon begins for me! What do you want to give me?
He: Peeled potatoes and washed socks.
She:(excitedly) Now you will give yourself such gifts all the time!
He: They look more impressive after your hands.
She: It seems like you just dreamed of being born a woman!
He: But he wasn’t born.
She: Today I give you this happy opportunity!
He:(surprised) And then who will you become?
She: And I will live your philistine life!
He: It’s not for nothing that my friends asked me why our beds are so far apart from each other.
She: Were you doing this with them in our bedroom?
He: No way. We are quite happy with the kitchen.
She:(sniffling) That's why all the legs of the table are wobbly.
He: Three bottles of beer for three people is not a great burden.
She:(excitedly) Then why are they loose?!
He: You always live in the kitchen - you know better.
She:(incredulous) What are you hinting at?
He: To your weakness.
She:(modestly) Actually, immediately after our wedding, my weakness stopped.
He: Then why do you live in the kitchen?
She:(excitedly) I want to prove to you that I am a strong woman: indifferent to men, not glued to the bed!
He:(dreamy) Still, why wasn’t I born a woman?
She: Your dream has come true - two outfits out of turn!
(The sideshow characters bow and retire to the right side of the wings, from the left side of which the presenters enter the stage.)
1st Presenter: The outfits have been handed over, now it's time to play!
2nd Presenter: The most festive game for everyone... Together: “February Guessing Games”!
FEBRUARY GUESSING GAME
The presenters speak in quatrains with unfinished last lines. Those present in the hall must guess the corresponding rhymes. A game to activate the public.
1st Presenter: February brought us all
Neither warmth nor freshness grew,
And such a wonderful day -
We call him... ("Male")
2nd Presenter: Ladies are excited from the evening
Prepared pickles
For men's straight gait
We also bought... (Vodka)
1st Presenter: The stronger sex without worries
A trip to the grocery store:
They need one little thing -
Five-star... (Cognac)
2nd Presenter: The ladies are on their feet just before it's light,
They are setting up their own parade;
Gifted in bright bundles
For men... (Gifts)
1st Presenter: The men are not far behind -
They scurry around the mirror:
Before taking one hundred grams,
They dream of conquering... (Ladies)
2nd Presenter: The table is set, fun, laughter,
Men have great success -
In such happy moments
They receive... (Compliments)
1st Presenter: On holiday, ladies will not refuse:
With a kind word they will respect you,
They will feed you well -
There won't be any for men... (Sad)
2nd Presenter: Fun hour is the best chance
Make a shaky curtsy,
And then, out of nowhere,
Find yourself under... (Table)
1st Presenter: It's not the holiday's fault.
That a squad dived under the table -
The guys are a little tired
Very sweet... (Dozed off)
2nd Presenter: In the morning the stronger sex will wake up,
Will plunge back into everyday life.
Oh, what a prankster he is -
Men's Day - February... (Holiday)
(A man appears on the right side of the wings with a hammer in his hand, dressed in a work uniform.)
Little guy:(perky) Good evening! Is there anything that needs to be nailed down, screwed in, or repaired here?! (takes a screwdriver out of his pocket)
1st Presenter: What a business man.
2nd Presenter: Thanks, I do not need it now.
Little guy: Then I’ll stay with you a little, in case my help is needed!
1st Presenter: Of course, stay - have fun with everyone in honor of the holiday.
Little guy: It's possible! After all, I know the business, and I don’t forget the fun! (6 balloons fly into the auditorium from above: 3 red and 3 yellow.)
2nd Presenter: Surprises have arrived in our hall again! Dear men who have caught air souvenirs, we invite you to the stage!
(Six men with balloons rise onto the stage. The presenter pops one of the red balloons, which contained a note.)
1st Presenter: Now we’ll find out what surprise the red ball hides! (reads the text of the note:)
“There are hands and a hammer,
Nails and block,
So, there will be some sense in the matter
And a whirlwind of joy!”
Little guy: This is just my thing! (brings out 3 hammers, 3 bars and 18 nails from behind the scenes)
COMPETITION "SCORED"
Men who catch the red balls receive a hammer, a block and 6 nails. Their task: to hammer nails into a block.
The winner is the one who completes the task ahead of everyone else (the quality of the work is also taken into account).
2nd Presenter: Now let’s reveal the secret of the yellow ball!., (bursts one of the yellow balls and reads out the note lying in it:)
“You need screws and a screwdriver
They will definitely come in handy!
To keep the hooks straight
There are no better assistants!”
COMPETITION “PRIVIQUES”
Men who catch the yellow balls receive from the peasant a screwdriver, a wooden plank with holes for screws and 6 household hooks. Their task is to screw the hooks to the bar with a screwdriver.
The most agile and skillful competitor receives the prize.
Little guy: Craftsmen and hooks rejoice!
1st Presenter: Russia has been famous for its craftsmen from time immemorial. Every city has its own craftsmen.
2nd Presenter: And our cities, by the way, are named after men.
GAME "CITIES AND MEN"
The presenters invite the representatives of the stronger sex present in the hall to name cities with male names (Ivanovo, Vladimir, Borisoglebsk, etc.). The six most active are invited to the stage.
Little guy: There are avid fishermen in every city! Am I right?.. Then let's have some fun fishing!
"FUN FISHING" COMPETITION
The man brings out from behind the scenes three ropes tied together in the middle, where a dried roach is suspended. Six men who took an active part in the previous game take hold of the sticks at the ends of the ropes and move in different directions.
To the accompaniment of cheerful music, they wind a rope around a stick, thus getting closer to the wobbler, which will go to the most efficient one.
1st Presenter: Men, as you know, will never refuse to eat.
2nd Presenter: Are they knowledgeable about cooking?
1st Presenter: This is easy to find out if you play the game “The Way to a Man’s Heart”.
GAME “THE WAY TO A MAN’S HEART”
The presenters ask the strong half of the audience to give names to what will be discussed below:
1. A dish prepared with the participation of a cow and chicken. (Omelette)
2. An oriental dish, on special occasions, topped with a ram’s head. (Pilaf)
3.Maxi-cake. (Cake) 4. Pork layer. (Salo)
5.Apricot who went on a dry hunger strike. (Dried apricots)
6.The steering wheel is undersized. (Drying)
7. Soft-boiled potatoes. (Puree)
8. A fruit that boxers adore. (Pear)
9.Ears with curd filling. (Vareniki)
10. Fruit kefir is not our thing. (Yogurt)
The game assumes choral responses. Those knowledgeable in cooking take to the stage.
Little guy: Come on, food lovers, grab your puffed sausages!
COMPETITION “AIR SAUSAGES”
Those who distinguished themselves in the previous game form 2 teams, the captains of which are given a sausage-shaped balloon by the peasant. Standing in a column, the contestants pass each other a ball held between their legs (it is prohibited to help with your hands). The winner is the team whose sausage has been tested by all its members in the shortest amount of time.
2nd Presenter: Men not only have a good appetite, but also mental abilities.
1st Presenter: Our game is proof of this.
2nd Presenter: Representatives of the stronger sex, charge your brains!
GAME “CHARGE YOUR BRAINS!”
The presenters read out the phrases, and the men present in the hall must name them in one word.
1. Jacket for diaper. (Vest)
2. Folklore text for quick wits. (Mystery)
3. Letters lined up for roll call. (Alphabet) t
4. Great-grandmother's audio system. (Gramophone)
5.Epicenter of the donut. (Hole)
6. The back of the head. (Face)
7.A reason to publicly hug a lady. (Dance)
8. An insect suffering from unrequited love for a person. (Mosquito)
9.Part of the face that is sometimes hanged. (Nose)
10. A plant responsible for relationships between people with its head. (Chamomile)
The smartest ones are invited to the stage.
Little guy: For those who know how to recharge their brains, there is a competition called “February Humor”!
COMPETITION “FEBRUARY HUMORINE”
The little guy offers the smartest men funny situations:
1.23 February, as a gift from your beloved, you receive a funny souvenir - antlers.
2. In the midst of the celebration, a pretty stranger suddenly appears and introduces herself as your mistress.
3. Your wife calls her cat by your name, and calls you Murzik.
4.Alone with you, your loved one constantly faints.
5.On Sunday you were repairing your one-year-old son's crib and discovered an unused condom in it.
6. Your wife calls you Petya in the morning, Grisha in the afternoon, Dima in the evening, and Kolya at night, despite the fact that according to your passport you are Alexey. Contestants answer all questions in order of priority. The winner (there may be several) is determined by the applause of the audience.
1st Presenter:(to the peasant) Tell me, what else can men distinguish themselves with?
Little guy: With his daring and musicality!
2nd Presenter: Can these concepts really be compatible?
Little guy: And how! Now my friends will come here and together we will do something for you!., (shouts towards the right wing:) Hey, friends, your help is needed! (Four men, one of whom is with an accordion, and four women take the stage.)
1st Presenter: Excuse me, we were talking exclusively about representatives of the stronger sex.
Little guy: The ladies are the crown jewel of our swashbuckling quintet!
Ladies: (rollingly) Wow!
2nd Presenter: In that case, we are all attentive.
Little guy: Men's ditties! (A little man and his friends sing ditties. Women sit between the performers, “hoot” and dance to each tune.)
MEN'S DITS
1st: We'll sing to you now
To the accordion of ditties!
You will arrange a dance,
Wives and girlfriends!
2nd: The cutie and I met
Evening on the street!
So that no one touches her
I'm afraid to close my eyes!
3rd: What's up with my girlfriend
Blue eyes!
My gifts for her
I like any!
4th: My wife for behavior
Suddenly announced a boycott;
I set the table for two people,
Doesn't invite me to eat.
5th: I'm looking for my wife
I've been courting you for a whole year,
Cavalier day after day
He kept her away!
1st: Together my wife and I
We go fishing:
She sings songs -
No fish, sorry.
2nd: invites you to visit
I'm not always cute:
If you need to arrange something, -
Know me then!
3rd: I'm lucky with my girlfriend
She doesn't need much!
And how we went to the registry office with her -
Requires outfits.
4th: The accordion plays well -
Round buttons!
I recognize my cutie
I always hit the ass!
5th: We amused you -
It just got more fun!
Clap for us now
From the heart soon!
Little guy:(to the presenters) How do you like our daring quintet?!
1st Presenter: It was unbeatable!
Little guy: I won’t talk in vain!.. (looks around at his friends, who show him towards the backstage) My friends let me know that I need to help somewhere! Have fun! (To the tune of an accordion, the peasant and his friends head towards the right wing.)
2nd Presenter: Friends are wonderful, especially if they are male!
GAME “FRIENDS IN RIDDLES”
The presenters speak in quatrains with unfinished last lines. Everyone present in the hall must guess the male names that rhyme to the end of the third lines. Choral responses are expected to help activate the audience.
1. The musician is magnificent:
And he will play and sing.
It will be fun in the world
If next to you... (Petya)
2. He is a gentleman - just what you need.
There is no end to the girls.
Went on a date again
Daring handsome guy... (Misha)
Z. Any matter can be argued
In his “golden” hands.
Call me - come quickly
Will always help... (Andrey)
4.0n - the soul of an honest company:
He will say a toast, sing a verse.
If you hear “Great!” -
Without a doubt, this is... (Vova)
5. Hiking is his element:
The expanse of native space beckons.
Can't sit at home
Romantic with a backpack... (Roma)
b. He is resourceful and courageous,
You won't go anywhere with him.
There is a sense of proportion to everything
Serious... (Valera)
7. He is an excellent conversationalist,
It will cover a lot of topics for you.
Love reading books
Smart at leisure... (Vitya)
8. “How exquisite is the dandy” -
He hears from all sides.
You can't find a nicer or more beautiful
Groom than dandy... (Sasha)
9.Loves speed very much
It will take you like a breeze.
He will overtake everyone on the road,
Just sit behind the wheel... (Serega)
10. He loves the comfort of home,
The table will be set - top class.
The door is open to friends
At the gallant... (Nikita)
1st Presenter: It is a pleasure to deal with an exquisitely polite and amiable man.
2nd Presenter: Of course, with such a gallant gentleman, each of us will feel like a true lady.
1st Presenter: But, unfortunately, the age of courtesy and courtesy is a thing of the distant past.
2nd Presenter: There is no need to draw pessimistic conclusions. I see a very suitable candidate in the front row, (addresses a pleasant-looking man:) Can I invite you to the stage?
Man: Of course, (rises to the presenters)
1st Presenter:(admiringly) He's just a man!
2nd Presenter:(to the Man) Let me ask you one delicate question.
Man: I don't mind.
2nd Presenter: Are you men always truthful?
Man: To be responsible for all representatives of the stronger sex is in itself an untruthful action.
1st Presenter: This means you should ask the men present in the hall.
2nd Presenter: Surely, a fun game will make their answers more truthful.
GAME “WELL, VERY TRUTHFUL!”
10 balloons fly into the auditorium from above. The presenters ask exclusively the male half to catch the balls and go on stage with them. Then those who leave in order take out from the wallets of the presenters banknotes printed on a color printer, on the back of which there is one question each:
. Do you compliment ladies?
. Do you watch erotic films?
. Does belly dancing turn you on?
. Does jealousy torment you?
. Do you enjoy Gogol-Mogol?
. Is “Scrambled Eggs and Sausage” your signature dish?
. Is the Kama Sutra considered your reference book?
. Are you a notorious womanizer?
. Have you ever been in the role of a woman?
. Do you accept gifts from the gentler sex?
The answers to the questions are in the balloons:
. It never was and never will be.
. Let's talk about this without witnesses.
. This is the most pleasant thing for me.
. Every time I go to bed.
. This is my hobby.
. I allow myself this pleasure once a day.
. When there are guests in the house.
. Of course, otherwise life would be uninteresting.
. If there is no other half nearby.
. Not without it. Players pop their balloons and read out notes with answers.
Everyone receives sweet prizes for their frankness. The presenters leave two strong men on stage, citing that their answers seemed to them the most truthful.
1st Presenter: Undoubtedly, only knights of ladies' hearts can be extremely truthful.
2nd Presenter: Where are the ladies of our knights?
Man: The ladies are waiting for a special invitation.
(Two participants from the previous game go to different sides of the curtains and bring 5 miniature girls onto the stage.)
COMPETITION “KNIGHTS OF LADIES’ HEARTS”
The girls form 2 teams, the captains of which are both men. Accompanied by cheerful music, they pick up each member of their team one by one and carry them to the chair and back. The winner is the team in which all the girls have been held in their arms in a short period of time.
1st Presenter: There are a great many men known for their achievements, and if you remember them all, it will take more than one evening.
2nd Presenter: Then let's pay attention to the glorious threes!
Man: I start: Athos, Porthos, Aramis.
1st Presenter: Coward, Stupid, Seasoned.
2nd Presenter:(to the audience) And now, dear viewers, let's play with you!
GAME “GLORIOUS THREES”
Those present in the hall name the men who make up the famous triplets (you can do without names and surnames, for example: three heroes, three fat men, three princes).
The game provides for massive non-prize responses.
1st Presenter: After such a game, I would like to invite to the stage three representatives of the stronger and fairer sex, who have shown competence in glorious threesomes.
(Three men and three women come on stage.)
2nd Presenter:(to those who left) Please remind everyone of the name of the festive evening... Our next competition is called exactly the same!
COMPETITION “MAN, MAN, MAN”
The superior men and women form opposite-sex couples. Men sit on chairs and put on wigs with shoulder-length hair (if the contestants have their own suitable hair, you can do without wigs), women take a card from the Men’s tray with the inscription: “man”; "little man"; "man".
To the melody from the film “Gentlemen of Fortune,” they give their male assistants hairstyles with this name (combs, bobby pins, elastic bands, and small hairpins are provided as available tools).
The winner is chosen by the applause of the audience. Male assistants receive sweet prizes for their patience and endurance.
1st Presenter:(to Muzhchinko) Let me know, is this your first time on stage today or has your debut already taken place before?
Man: I performed with the school theater studio.
2nd Presenter: Have you ever played female roles?
Man: It happened once - instead of a sick girl, he dressed up as Baba Yaga.
1st Presenter: You probably received thunderous applause.
Man: Some asked for an autograph.
2nd Presenter:(to the audience) An incomparable spectacle when women are played by representatives of the stronger sex! Let's name these wonderful actors!
GAME “STRAIGHT TO THE LADIES”
Those present in the hall say the names and surnames of the actors who played the female roles (O. Tabakov, A. Kalyagin, A. Danilko, etc.).
Everyone who took part in the game is awarded a prize - a balloon, after which the men are left on stage.
1st Presenter:(to men) We won’t ask you to try on a woman’s dress, but we will have to show you your artistic abilities!
COMPETITION “OH, THESE LEGS!”
Men who took part in the previous game are given markers. In 1 minute they must depict women's legs on their balloons.
The prize will go to the one who has the most of them.
2nd Presenter:(to the Man) Tell me, could you perform something on this stage in honor of the holiday?
Man: Comical advice for the stronger sex!
(to the tune of “Songs about a moonshine still” from the film “Moonshiners”)
1.If you don’t want to get up early,
And the soft bed warmed me,
So, you are friends with her -
You can't break up!
2.If your wife sent you to the grocery store, -
Let him wait all evening then:
The expectation is in her favor -
He will love you more!
H. If your wife made you an omelet
And she said that there were no more products,
So you are now a rooster -
You can have two hens!
4.If you wash your own socks
And at the same time you die of melancholy, -
Smile from ear to ear
And the melancholy will go away by socks!
5.If your wife is used to being jealous
And get at me with my nagging, -
Let him go to the circus, and then
Take a break from stupid phrases!
b.If a neighbor starts stopping by often,
Who doesn’t have a wife yet, -
Post a dossier about him -
He will greet guests!
7.If your spouse brings you horns as a gift,
This means that she will also be lucky with the present:
You hooves at the right time
Provide it without embellishment!
8. If your mother-in-law is suddenly visiting you, -
Dress up at home like a Papuan,
Beat the drum loudly -
She won't like the sofa!
9.If your wife gave you a concert, -
Give her a bus ticket in return,
Close the door behind you -
She needs a different viewer!
10.If the garage is the closest thing to your apartment,
His modest surroundings do not hamper him, -
You can live in it peacefully
And don’t worry about the past!
1st Presenter:(to the Man) Your comic advice amused not only the stronger sex, but also the female half of the audience.
2nd Presenter: We thank you for the pleasure and ask you to come into the auditorium. (The man takes his place in the front row.)
1st Presenter: Men's Day brought joy to everyone!
He provided a reason for entertainment
And I left good things in my memory,
He filled our hearts with himself!
2nd Presenter: So let the holiday not leave us,
After all, there are real men nearby,
With which the torments are unknown!
Let us say goodbye - in good time!
in general, the script. Immediately reservations to the campaign, I have a building. will be purely masculine, so your own nuances, whoever has women, also focus on women
Good evening, dear friends! We are pleased to welcome your wonderful friendly company in our cozy hall. Today you will find a great mood and tra-ta-ta...
I invite you to fill your glasses for you, our dear men, and on behalf of everyone I will congratulate you on such a wonderful Day:
We do not curse our wicked fate
And raise a fiery glass
For those who now rule the military service
And who once “plowed” it!
So let it gurgle and splash in the glass,
When the rear is securely secured!
Good luck to you, defenders of the Fatherland,
On this glorious Armed Forces Day!
Snack=1 song
As they say, between the first and second the bullet should not fly, so we fill our glasses again
Strong men - poetry among prose
Plunging us into amazement, they also give us roses
Without knowing self-interest, and not in the name of a gesture
Sensitive men give way to us.
And not with a table toast, but simply for no reason
Dear men warm us with kind words.
To take off his hat to us and give way
There are real men in the world, thank God!
Snack=1 song
As usual, we raise the third toast to love. Well, today it will be a toast to the love of women for men
And on behalf of all women, men, accept these words of recognition
You are our defenders, our tormentors,
You are our sponsors and guarantors.
You ruin us with bad habits,
You are poisoning us with short connections.
They are ready to express their love tirelessly,
Squeeze in an embrace until the bones crunch!
In the kitchen you get in the way with lots of advice,
And you delight us with the songs you sing.
We are waiting for you at the window until late in the evening,
We just remain silent, because there is nothing more to say.
We jump on your neck, melting with joy!
And we slam the door, throwing nasty things at you!
We admire and admire you,
Then we stick like flies,
Then we say goodbye to death.
We play with our hearts, getting the reputation of being swindlers.
We are going to hard labor for the Decembrists...
We know everything and are still looking for spouses,
After all, damn it, we can’t live without each other!
We all know that in our country there are two holidays that differ by gender. This is International Women's Day on March 8 and February 23, Defenders of the Fatherland Day. It is in these two holidays that we put the whole essence of the concepts “Man” and “Woman” And if March 8 is a truly international holiday, then the Day of Defenders of the Fatherland is our purely Russian celebration. Let's remember what names the day of February 23 used to have? The only clue is that this day received its first official name in 1922.
-Red Army Day
-Day of the Soviet Army and Navy
- Defenders of the Fatherland Day
This year we celebrate? years of this holiday!
Do our men remember some army terms?
1. Soldier's socks (foot wraps)
2. Every soldier dreams of becoming one (General)
3. Soldiers' house (barracks)
4. A fool in war (Bullet)
5. Queen of the Fields (infantry)
6. Operates on a key (radio operator)
Furious, swift, gas... (Attack.)
Training, air, fire... (Alarm.)
Blank, incendiary, armor-piercing... (Projectile.)
Red, combat, regimental... (Banner.)
Honored, memorable, anniversary... (Medal, award.)
Air, sea, tank... (Landing)
Exhausting, long, broken... (Blockade.)
Eternal, bloody, last... (Fight.)
Light and sound, manual, fragmentation... (Grenade.)
Through, combat, light... (Wound.)
Protective, new, military... (Form.)
Proven, white, young... (Guard.)
Parcels from home.
Who is waiting for a parcel from home? We have five parcels. (call five participants)
The first parcel is received by a private... What is your name?.. (Answer.) Private... (name) receives a letter from his mother. I am reporting the letter out loud!.. (Looks at the paper.) So... Your mother did not write a single title in the letter. Only blanks instead of ranks... Dear soldiers, name your military ranks, and I will write them in the letter.
When the blanks are filled, the letter is read out.
Hello, dear son! You write that you have already become... Serve well. Listen to the company commander... If he gives you orders..., take them! And... don't be afraid. You sent him to... or... scare him. ... there are many, and I have only you. Better yet, become yourself... and command them. When you become... come on vacation. ... and ... don’t offend, otherwise with whom will you serve? Say hello... Goodbye. Mother.
Fighter... (name) receives a letter and a parcel from his mother. This is a bag so that you have somewhere to put emergency outfits. And condensed milk. To have something to enjoy.
The second fighter... (name), receives a package from his brother - a face mask (preferably a riot police one) - to go AWOL. No commander will know. So in a mask he will be sent to the guardhouse.
(To the third soldier.) And for you, soldier... (name), there is a parcel from the general - tea bags. He says: “I’m drinking tea - you sit down with me, drink tea. I drink cognac - you... drink tea!
The fourth soldier, private... (name), received a gift from the sergeant - toothpicks! The sergeant says: “Brush your teeth yourself, otherwise I’ll clean it for you!”
(To the fifth fighter.) And for you, fighter... (name), a package from dad - a box of beer! But the sergeant decided to replace the beer with toothpicks! Get it.
Thanks everyone!
A toast to army parcels
Let the crows proclaim doom
And the rule is a feast of crows,
Things were considered masculine
Chain mail, saddle and spear.
During the military crisis
In the fields, in the feather grass, in the snow
Men, you, our men
The paths were blocked by the enemy.
And the blood shed cannot be counted,
Were men's property
Men's courage and honor.
And if the star didn't shine
And fate lay tails,
It was a man's property
The short word is struggle.
I don't believe ridiculous rumors.
Men now say
In the presence of the strong, they become numb?!
In the presence of women - SIT?!
And my heart aches for no reason,
And the strength left the shoulder.
Men, you are our men
Do you remember the weight of the sword?
An enemy who showed his back?
Arrows and spears point?
Men, you are our men
Do you remember your title?
And a woman will be a woman,
And mother, and sister, and wife,
She will put you to bed and wake you up,
And he will give you wine for the road.
Sees off both husband and son,
Will hug you at the very edge.
Men, you are our men
Let's raise our glass to you!
The scene is small. I put on a robe, a head physician badge, and cards with the names of the rooms
(I am for all doctors)
head physician …. today is the holiday day of defenders of the country
we wanted to check how we are all protected
It was not by chance that we gathered for a consultation of doctors
We will conduct a medical examination so that you are healthier
Our speech therapist is very strict and asks you to repeat it once
phrase to check the bite and whether the tongue is lazy
speech therapist…… quickly, clearly, without hesitation, repeat to me three times
There is no cooler person in the world because I am always on horseback.
coped with the task nicely and to enrich the speech
I give you a gift to train your tongue. gives a chupik
therapist ….approach the therapist and clench your hands into fists
lift them up, lower them and stretch your fingers towards me to train the joints and strengthen the muscles
you need to lift dumbbells 200 times every day (gives 2 chupa sticks glued together with tape)
ophthalmologist... and in my office you close your right eye with this
read what is underlined loudly and clearly announce( I’m thinking of writing the rank the higher the smaller it is written) ... gives chupiki
(take turns reading)
clear gaze and sharp eye this is said about you
so that your passion does not fade, train your eyes more often
head physician.. in the age of technological progress, depression will destroy many
don't mope, so as not to be sad, you need to get doping (tea bag for each)
in life I will tell you honestly there should be no place for laziness
if laziness overcomes you, fight it bravely
take the coffee and tea into a special container and pour it
And so that your ardor does not fade away, we will drink with you now
Block of competitions
Of course, on such a holiday we would like to make sure that our men bear the title of the best, but for us we need to test them. (three people will be enough) Divide into two teams, stand in a column one at a time
Where is my socks
scatter a pair of 5 new socks; the task is to collect a pair...
(this is something, be sure to do it, just choose dark colors and let them figure it out)
fishing
name as many drinks as possible that you can take with you on a fishing trip... at the end say... oh, what are you doing there...
Soldier strength
Team members do push-ups one at a time. The results are summarized. The team that does the most push-ups wins.
Lazy dancers
Ved.: Your task is not easy. Now, without getting up from your chair, you have to start dancing. This will be my order.
1.Our hands are not for boredom! Let only your hands dance! (sounds like “Lezginka” cutting)
2. The guests are waiting for more passion - now the shoulders are dancing! (cut of “Gypsy girl”)
3. Let’s go lower, and behold, the hips and belly are dancing (Oriental cut)
4. You’ve rested a little, let’s let your legs dance! (cancan cut)
6. At this moment and at this hour, the whole body begins to dance! (any funny one.).
(Which team dances more artistically, receives more applause, wins.)
Jolly Riders competition
Ride a horse, each in its own image. (music: country, saber dance, chase)
(horse on a stick, oriental hat, cowboy hat, budenovka)
Who can tell me what is more important for wives?
who will answer the question directly:
what do we need more in life?
husband or Japanese vacuum cleaner?
A vacuum cleaner, of course, is a thing - what you need,
It’s really a disaster in the economy without him.
I just touch the button, and he’s already happy,
purring, fulfill the status quo.
He won’t ask for a beer with a drink,
won’t go to the sofa with the newspaper,
won’t spend a “ten” on a spree
and he won’t come crawling drunk in the morning.
The ashes will not fall off the cigarette
onto the palace, drowning everything in smoke.
Vacuum cleaners don't ring in the middle of the night
keep quiet when I pick up the phone...
But... nicer, of course, is the man!
Just clinging to his shoulder,
I take wings and fly into the abyss
from the crazy one: “I want you...”
I drink to true men
But I can name only a few
For those who have both “husband” and “rank” -
Not poor in mind and heart.
Who has the breadth of nature from the hussars,
From them comes beauty and secularity,
In whom the heat of love has not faded away,
Although this is rare these days.
I drink to those who never
Doesn't trade friends for gold
In trouble and in joy always
He knows the price of love and friendship.
Who is the banner of the glorious family
Carries over the world like a shrine,
Who is generous and sincere in love,
Who sees a goddess in a woman.
I drink to you for a reason
For your tenderness and participation,
Let there be few true men
But they exist, and this is happiness!
For you, men!
In a wonderful name Man
Have the courage to become
The ability to think and dream,
Be inspired for no reason.
Know how to love, know how to give.
Then leave, then come back.
To be so fickle
Seem like such a support.
Protect his destiny
From lies, betrayal, deceit,
And always be supportive
Give life full, without blemish.
And let the words intertwine
About that one and only beloved
Whom nature named
A wonderful name - MAN.
We are all used to thinking afterward,
But so that the crisis does not confuse your cards,
Walking on the twenty-third of February...
Leave the stash for March 8th.
Let the sun shine in a peaceful sky
And the trumpet does not call for a hike.
So that only during soldiers’ exercises
He went forward to attack.
Let there be spring thunder instead of explosions
Nature wakes up from sleep,
And our children sleep peacefully
Today, tomorrow and always!
Good health and happiness
To all those who defended our world.
And who is protecting him today And who has repaid his debt to the Motherland in full
and at the end of the evening cut the cards
game…who you really are…………..
a real colonel, superman, hero of our time
sexual giant, exclusive macho, intellectual
agent 007, genius, one-man band, sage, philanderer
magician and wizard
perfect lover
Carlson who lives...
caring father
Beloved husband.
Hello, dear son! You write that you have already become _________
Serve well. Listen to the company commander, ___________
If _________ gives you outfits, take them!
A___________don't be afraid.
You sent him to ______ or ___________ scare him.
___________ are many, but I have only you.
Better yet, become ____________ and command them.
When you become ____________, come on vacation.____________ and __________ don’t offend, otherwise who will you serve with?
Give my regards to _____________
Goodbye. Mother.
cards
a real colonel
superman
Hero of our time
sexual giant
exclusive macho
intellectual
Agent 007
genius
one-man band
sage
Don Juan
magician and wizard
perfect lover
Carlson who lives...
caring father
Beloved husband.
First of all, lovely ladies need to create an appropriate environment. Let this day remind the men of their army years. At the entrance to the office you can hang a sign “Military registration and enlistment office”. And inside the office, set up a real field training ground. Place a “Headquarters” sign on the director’s office, the basement will become a “bomb shelter” for that day, the accounting department will become a “women’s battalion,” and the reception desk will become a “checkpoint.” Decorate the premises with balloons and posters.
An interesting idea is to arrange a comic medical examination. For this purpose, the female part of the team can purchase medical gowns. During a medical examination, you can come up with comic measurements of parameters, for example, weight or height, but use not centimeters, but titles such as “real colonel”, “handsome”, “ideal man”, etc.
After passing the medical examination, each man receives a postcard with congratulations and a humorous inscription “ready to serve in the company.”
At the end of the working day, it is necessary to call all the men for “field gatherings” and set the festive table. During the feast, you can prepare comic competitions.
February 23 at work: recipes
It's time to think about the festive table for February 23 at work, the recipes for which should be original and at the same time simple.
Salad with ham, mushrooms and tomatoes
Required ingredients:
- ham – 200 g
- fresh champignons – 300 g
- onion – 1 head
- tomatoes – 300 g
- chicken eggs – 3 pcs.
- greenery
- mayonnaise
- spices to taste
Cooking method:
- fry onions in vegetable oil until transparent;
- add chopped champignons to the onion. Fry, add spices;
- boil the eggs and grate them on a fine grater;
- cut the ham into small cubes or bars;
- cut the tomatoes into cubes.
Place the salad on a plate in layers, greasing each layer with mayonnaise. Decorate the top of the salad with herbs!
Delicious "Citrus"
Treat your colleagues to delicious Citrus. But remember that you need to start preparing it 3-4 days before the holiday.
Required ingredients:
- vodka – 2 l
- lemons – 4 pcs.
- sugar – 3 cups
- water – 1 l
